CHAPTER 3!!!!!!! Tea the slut?!?!
Disclaimer:
LDB: You should know this by now!!!!!
Pearl: ...Maybe they don't....
LDB: -_-''' ...So anyway, we don't own anything!!!
Pearl: Yup...*Sniff* I WANT TO OWN BAKURA!!!!
LDB: ...Don't we all...To the fic!!!!!
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Well, today LDB, Joey,Bakura, and Pearl are walking
around town in serch for Yugi and Yami. Did I mention
Bakura was trying to hide behind Joey in case fan
girls see him?
LDB: Okay, two babes with odd haircuts can't be THAT
Hard to find!!!*Sees a LOT of cute guys with odd
hair-cuts walking around the place* ...Nevermind....
Pearl: *Is handcuffed to Bakura* :)
Bakura: How did I deserve this?
(Yami and Yugi all of a sudden run by with only
Their pants on)
Yami: HELP!!!!! *Hide behind LDB*
Yugi: MOOOOMMMMYYYYY!!!!! *Hides behind Yami who is
Behind LDB*
LDB: -_-;;;; ....Babies....
Yugi and Yami: ARE NOT!!!!
Joey: Um...Quick! Let's hide in here!!! *Shoves
Everyone in a building*
Fan girls: WHERE DID THEY GO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan girl No.5907684: LOOK!! A sale on shoes!!!!
Fan girls: YAY!!! *Run off to buy shoes*
(In the building)
LDB: Phew! They're gone! *Sees Yami and Joey drooling
Over something while Bakura and Yugi are covering
Their eyes* ...? What's with youz?
Pearl: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!! *Turns to HER
Bakura and hides her head in his chest*
Bakura: *is too shocked and too busy trying to hide
His own eyes to notice*
LDB: Wha...?? *Turns around to see a stage with many
Naked or almost naked girls dancing around and
Swinging on poles* OH MY!! *Sees Tea on stage*
AAHHHHHH!!!!
Yami: ooOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!
LDB: *Smacks Yami* Shesh!
Joey: OH YEAH!!! I LIKE THIS PLACE!!
Yugi: *is hiding behind LDB* I DON'T!!!!!
(3 minutes later)
Tea: *comes running down off the stage upon seeing the
Group dressed in a silk robe* Hiya! ^.^
Joey: Hello baby!!
Yami: *drools over the OTHER girls* Hi........
Pearl: How.... When..... Why.....????
Joey: Who and Where!!!!
LDB: *whacks him* Shuddap!!
Tea: OH!! *Blushes* you mean me working here....
Yugi: WHY!!!!!!!
Bakura: I'm never coming here again.... once is
Enough.... This is just WRONG!
Joey: So young... so naive...
Pearl: -.-;;;
Tea: Well... It pays good and.... IT'S SOMETHING I
LIKE!!!!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
LDB: You mean... You mean... YOU'RE A SLUT!!!!!!!
Pearl: I thought better of you....
Tea: Yeah, well.... Where's Tristian??
LDB: THAT'S WHAT WE FORGOT!!!!
Pearl: Oh well!! ^^
Joey: So heartless.... what would Elazul think??
Pearl: Elazul has been temporarily erased from
Existence!! *Laughs evilly*
Joey: uh-oh....
Pearl: AND NOW BAKURA IS ALL MINE!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
LDB: You guys, Tristian is in jail and Tea is a
Slut....
Tea: a STRIPPER if you will!!
LDB: whatever-ith!! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!!!!
Pearl: And I got Bakura!!!
Bakura: Ooooohhhhhh!!!!!
(Back in prison)
Bob: *is sleeping with a stuffed bunny and sucking his
Thumb)
Tristian: *twitches* Owww...... help.....
owwww........ I won't my Mommy!! *Sucks his thumb*
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Pearl: oooooOOOOOOOooooooo....
LDB: isn't it insane??
Pearl: yup yup!!
Yami: I wanna go back to "the building"!!
Yugi: I don't!!!
LDB: yeah well in the next chapter! Well... I can't
Tell you what will happen...
Pearl: THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE REVIEWED AND GIVEN
US SUGGESTIONS!!! I'LL CONVINCE LDB TO USE THEM!!!
TRUST ME!!!!
Bakura: we're all doomed...
LDB: sure.... see ya in the next chappy!!!
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