Disclaimer:
 
LDB: …You should know this….WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS?!?!
 
Pearl: *Backs away from LDB* 
 
LDB: So anyway, today is a chappy where...Ah, you'll figure it out!!!
 
Yami: @.@ ...Ra help us all...
 
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Today, we find our strange cast sitting on the ground doing... well... nothing.
 
Pearl: I'm bored....
 
Yami: I'm border...
 
Joey: I wanna go back to the building!!!!!
 
LDB: Well, you're not gonna...*light bulb appears over her head* HISS! *She turns it off and smashes it* I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
 
Everyone: WHAT??
 
LDB: Let's go steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat!!!
 
Pearl: But that requires work.... Me no like work!!!
 
Bakura: How am I supposed to do anything handcuffed to Pearl?????
 
Pearl: *sigh* Me loves you Bakura....
 
LDB: That's just it! We don't have to do the work!! We can make Bakura's Yami to do it!! Hehehe! 
 
Yugi: That's just great and all, but how is that going to cure our severe case of BOREDOM!!
 
Some far off voice: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
 
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;
 
LDB: Well.... WE GET TO WATCH!!!!
 
Yugi: Okay. But how are we gonna convince Yami Bakura to do our bidding????
 
LDB: Um...I haven't thought about that... Bakura! What's his most favorite thing??? 
 
Bakura: ...Um,
 
Everyone: *Leans closer to Bakura*
 
Bakura: Do you mind??? I get claustrophobic!!!! 
 
Everyone: WELL???????
 
Bakura: You should know that! Power!
 
LDB: Hmm.*Light bulb appears again* DAMN THAT THING!!! *Smashes it* ...And I have, yet another, idea. Hehehe. 
 
 *******At Bakura's house********
 
LDB: ...WELL?!
 
Bakura: ...
 
Pearl: NO! *Clings to Bakura* MINE!!!!!!
 
LDB: Come on Pearl! We need you to give me the Freakin' key!!
 
Pearl: Huh-uh! *Shakes head* 
 
LDB: PEARL... Bakura has to get those handcuffs off of him so Yami Bakura can take over his body and... I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS SO GIVE ME THE %#*&*(@#^#( KEY ALREADY!!!!!!!!
 
Pearl: NOOOOO!!!! MY BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bakura: Why me???
 
LDB: ...*Sigh* Fine! *Grabs a ladder and walks outside*
 
Everyone: ??? *Follows*
 
Yami: WHAT are you doing 'Blood? {Burr!! I wish I had my shirt!! It's cold out!!}
 
LDB: *On Bakura's roof* If she wont give up the F--kin' key, then I'll jump!!!!!! *To the side* ...And I will too. 
 
Pearl: :'( ...FINE!! But I get him back after this!!!!
 
LDB: Hehehe! *Accidentally losses balance* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
Joey: ...Uh-oh... *LDB lands on Joey* ...Ow...
 
LDB: !! Hey, thanks Joey! ^_^
 
Joey: ...no...No problem...ow.
 
Pearl: …*Reluctantly un-cuffs Bakura* *Hugs him* WWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
 
Bakura: -_-;;;;;;
 
LDB: Okay, so let's bring out Yami Bakura!! ...Um...Bakura...?
 
Bakura: I don't know how too...Heh. ^^;;;;
 
LDB: *Grabs the ring around Bakura's neck and shakes it* GET THE HELL OUT HERE YAMI BAKURA!!!!
 
Bakura: GAA-AH! *Getting strangled* *Then a the ring starts to glow and Yami Bakura takes over Bakura's body*
 
Yami Bakura: WHAT THE #$**(*^^$#!%&*(&^ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WOMAN!?????!?!?!?!?!?
 
LDB: I got a proposition that I think you'll find most appealing Yami Bakura.
 
Pearl: ??? She's confusing me with big words...*Is dizzy*
 
Yami Bakura: What?!
 
LDB: The power to gain control of the Millennium items and rule the world!!! *Holds up a replica of The One Ring from "Lord of The Rings"* With this magic ring! It has the power to control and bring any substance to your whim, and usually costs $123456789.00!!! But can be yours if you steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat!!
 
Yami Bakura: ...?! HELL YEAH!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!! *Runs off to find Seto*
 
Pearl: ..B...Bakura...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
LDB: -_- ...Let's go and watch...
 
Pearl: WAAAA-okay.
 
 (Now we see Seto Kaiba trying to get his little brother to go to the barber* 
 
Seto: Mokuba! You need a haircut badly!
 
Mokuba: BUTIDONWANNA!!!
 
Seto: You look like a girl!!!!!
 
Mokuba: Do not!!!
 
Seto: What about the other day when that kid called you a cutie?
 
Mokuba: ...He must have been gay.
 
Seto: *Sweatdrop*
 
  (Yami Bakura hides in a trashcan nearby)
 
Yami Bakura: Hehehe. There he is. Now all I have to do is figure out a diabolical scheme to get that coat. Hehehe. *Maniacal laughing*
 
  Some ten-year-old kid walks by the trashcan and hears the insane laughter.
 
Kid: ...*Blinks* *Grabs a stick and starts banging really hard on it!* *Skips away*
 
Yami Bakura: *Comes out of the trashcan vibrating a bit* I-I-I-h-h-h-ate-k-k-k-id-id-ids-s-s-s!! *Falls out of the trashcan* ...$*&#&@&^$%&!!!!!!!
 
(Meanwhile...)
 
LDB: *Holding binoculars and sees a banged up, cursing Yami Bakura* Damn, he doesn't have it yet!
 
Pearl: Lemmie see!!! *Tries to grab LDB's binoculars* 
 
LDB: Get your own!! Wa?! *Both of them fall off the building they were on* ...PPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Pearl: ...Uh-oh.
 
Yami: -_-;;;
 
Joey: *Isn't paying any attention and is looking at cute girls* Hehehe! ^__________^
 
Yugi: *Slaps Joey upside the head* FOCUS! We're not here to scope out babes!!!
 
Joey: ...Ow...And we need you to get some underwear on Yug.
 
Yugi: ?! WHAT?! NEVER!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *Jumps off the building yelling, "I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"* 
 
Yami: *is embarrassed* *Says something in Egyptian*
 
 
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LDB: *Is bandaged up* Ow...
...Oh yeah! *Ahem* Will Yami Bakura EVER get Seto's coat??
 
Pearl: …Probably not.
 
Yami: And will my Aibou EVER put on a pair of underwear and stop humiliating me like this?!
 
Yugi: NO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! *Runs around insanely*
 
Joey: And will Mokuba get a haircut so guys don't hit on him???
 
Mokuba: I'M TELLING YOU THAT THOSE GUYS ARE JUST GAY!!!!!
 
LDB: R&R and find out in the next chapter!!!! Ta-Ta!!!!!!! -_~