Disclaimer:
LDB: …You should know this….WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS?!?!
Pearl: *Backs away from LDB*
LDB: So anyway, today is a chappy where...Ah, you'll figure it out!!!
Yami: @.@ ...Ra help us all...
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Today, we find our strange cast sitting on the ground doing... well... nothing.
Pearl: I'm bored....
Yami: I'm border...
Joey: I wanna go back to the building!!!!!
LDB: Well, you're not gonna...*light bulb appears over her head* HISS! *She turns it off and smashes it* I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
Everyone: WHAT??
LDB: Let's go steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat!!!
Pearl: But that requires work.... Me no like work!!!
Bakura: How am I supposed to do anything handcuffed to Pearl?????
Pearl: *sigh* Me loves you Bakura....
LDB: That's just it! We don't have to do the work!! We can make Bakura's Yami to do it!! Hehehe!
Yugi: That's just great and all, but how is that going to cure our severe case of BOREDOM!!
Some far off voice: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;
LDB: Well.... WE GET TO WATCH!!!!
Yugi: Okay. But how are we gonna convince Yami Bakura to do our bidding????
LDB: Um...I haven't thought about that... Bakura! What's his most favorite thing???
Bakura: ...Um,
Everyone: *Leans closer to Bakura*
Bakura: Do you mind??? I get claustrophobic!!!!
Everyone: WELL???????
Bakura: You should know that! Power!
LDB: Hmm.*Light bulb appears again* DAMN THAT THING!!! *Smashes it* ...And I have, yet another, idea. Hehehe.
*******At Bakura's house********
LDB: ...WELL?!
Bakura: ...
Pearl: NO! *Clings to Bakura* MINE!!!!!!
LDB: Come on Pearl! We need you to give me the Freakin' key!!
Pearl: Huh-uh! *Shakes head*
LDB: PEARL... Bakura has to get those handcuffs off of him so Yami Bakura can take over his body and... I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS SO GIVE ME THE %#*&*(@#^#( KEY ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Pearl: NOOOOO!!!! MY BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Why me???
LDB: ...*Sigh* Fine! *Grabs a ladder and walks outside*
Everyone: ??? *Follows*
Yami: WHAT are you doing 'Blood? {Burr!! I wish I had my shirt!! It's cold out!!}
LDB: *On Bakura's roof* If she wont give up the F--kin' key, then I'll jump!!!!!! *To the side* ...And I will too.
Pearl: :'( ...FINE!! But I get him back after this!!!!
LDB: Hehehe! *Accidentally losses balance* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: ...Uh-oh... *LDB lands on Joey* ...Ow...
LDB: !! Hey, thanks Joey! ^_^
Joey: ...no...No problem...ow.
Pearl: …*Reluctantly un-cuffs Bakura* *Hugs him* WWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Bakura: -_-;;;;;;
LDB: Okay, so let's bring out Yami Bakura!! ...Um...Bakura...?
Bakura: I don't know how too...Heh. ^^;;;;
LDB: *Grabs the ring around Bakura's neck and shakes it* GET THE HELL OUT HERE YAMI BAKURA!!!!
Bakura: GAA-AH! *Getting strangled* *Then a the ring starts to glow and Yami Bakura takes over Bakura's body*
Yami Bakura: WHAT THE #$**(*^^$#!%&*(&^ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WOMAN!?????!?!?!?!?!?
LDB: I got a proposition that I think you'll find most appealing Yami Bakura.
Pearl: ??? She's confusing me with big words...*Is dizzy*
Yami Bakura: What?!
LDB: The power to gain control of the Millennium items and rule the world!!! *Holds up a replica of The One Ring from "Lord of The Rings"* With this magic ring! It has the power to control and bring any substance to your whim, and usually costs $123456789.00!!! But can be yours if you steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat!!
Yami Bakura: ...?! HELL YEAH!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!! *Runs off to find Seto*
Pearl: ..B...Bakura...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: -_- ...Let's go and watch...
Pearl: WAAAA-okay.
(Now we see Seto Kaiba trying to get his little brother to go to the barber*
Seto: Mokuba! You need a haircut badly!
Mokuba: BUTIDONWANNA!!!
Seto: You look like a girl!!!!!
Mokuba: Do not!!!
Seto: What about the other day when that kid called you a cutie?
Mokuba: ...He must have been gay.
Seto: *Sweatdrop*
(Yami Bakura hides in a trashcan nearby)
Yami Bakura: Hehehe. There he is. Now all I have to do is figure out a diabolical scheme to get that coat. Hehehe. *Maniacal laughing*
Some ten-year-old kid walks by the trashcan and hears the insane laughter.
Kid: ...*Blinks* *Grabs a stick and starts banging really hard on it!* *Skips away*
Yami Bakura: *Comes out of the trashcan vibrating a bit* I-I-I-h-h-h-ate-k-k-k-id-id-ids-s-s-s!! *Falls out of the trashcan* ...$*&#&@&^$%&!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile...)
LDB: *Holding binoculars and sees a banged up, cursing Yami Bakura* Damn, he doesn't have it yet!
Pearl: Lemmie see!!! *Tries to grab LDB's binoculars*
LDB: Get your own!! Wa?! *Both of them fall off the building they were on* ...PPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: ...Uh-oh.
Yami: -_-;;;
Joey: *Isn't paying any attention and is looking at cute girls* Hehehe! ^__________^
Yugi: *Slaps Joey upside the head* FOCUS! We're not here to scope out babes!!!
Joey: ...Ow...And we need you to get some underwear on Yug.
Yugi: ?! WHAT?! NEVER!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *Jumps off the building yelling, "I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"*
Yami: *is embarrassed* *Says something in Egyptian*
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LDB: *Is bandaged up* Ow...
...Oh yeah! *Ahem* Will Yami Bakura EVER get Seto's coat??
Pearl: …Probably not.
Yami: And will my Aibou EVER put on a pair of underwear and stop humiliating me like this?!
Yugi: NO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! *Runs around insanely*
Joey: And will Mokuba get a haircut so guys don't hit on him???
Mokuba: I'M TELLING YOU THAT THOSE GUYS ARE JUST GAY!!!!!
LDB: R&R and find out in the next chapter!!!! Ta-Ta!!!!!!! -_~