LDB: Sorry it took so long folks!!! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

And I need to give credit to Emerald Phoenix524 (Sp?) for giving us the idea of stealing Seto's coat!!!

Pearl: :'( BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: My Godz.and I thought I had problems.. :p

Pearl: THAT WASN'T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: *Cleaning out ear* .ow.. Okay so on with today's chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LDB: O.o..ow..

Pearl: That hurt! I think my butt is brusied!

LDB: PEARL!!! WE JUST FELL OFF A 12 STORY BUILDING!!! OF COURSE YOUR BUTT IS BRUSED!!!

Pearl: Well ya didn't have ta yell.-.-

LDB: -_-++++++ ...

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Yami Bakura: Now.how to get it???* Looks across the street to see the Burlington Coat Factory* I GOT IT!!! *Runs across the street being hit by two cars and a stem-track* .Ow..

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LDB: Hmmm..Where'd Yami Bakura go??

Pearl: I dunno! ^___^

LDB: -.-;;; Gah!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl of Yami Bakura # 60932: Hiya Pearl!!!!!

Pearl: ??? Wha??? Do I know you???

#60932: YEAH! I'm Anora!?

Pearl: .Anora.Anora.

Anora: I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND!?!?!?!?

Pearl: OOHHH! Hi!! Watcha doing here?

Anora: I heard Yami Bakura was here!!

Pearl: *Eyes water* BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!

Anora: Wha??

LDB: Sensitive subject.-.-;;;;;;;;;;;;

Pearl: *Sniff, sniff* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Burlington Coat Factory Attendent: Hey! What are you-

Yami Bakura: *Punches the BCFA (See name above)*

BCFA: OFF!! OW!!! AH!!!!

Yami Bakura: *Comes out dressed as a BCFA* Seto Kaiba, here I come!!! .To get your coat that is. And then, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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{ Back at..where ever Yugi and the others are..}

Yami: Yugi, I bought you a present.

Yugi: Cookies??

Yami: No.

Yugi: A teddy bear?!

Yami: No.

Yugi: A trip to Miami????!

Yami: No.

Yugi: A-

Yami NO!!!

Yugi: Then what??

Yami: A pair of underwear!

Yugi: NOO!!!! You'll never take me alive!!!!!!

Yami: YUGI!! *Starts chasing Yugi around the room*

Joey, Tea, and Mai: -.-;;;;;

Joey: .Hey Mai, where'd you come from??

Mai: I have no idea.where's Tristian and why is Tea dressed like that?!?

Joey: *Tells her everything*

Mai: ...

Tea: I'm proud of who I am!!

Joey: I'm proud of who you are too!!! ^_~

Mai Perv..

Joey: WHAT?!?

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Seto: *Walks into BCF* Hmm.

Yami Bakura: Welcome sir! {Thinking: I can't BELIEVE I said that!} May I take your coat for special cleaning??

Seto: Hm.Special, eh?

Yami Bakura: .Yeah.A coat that nice should have nothing but the best people to clean it.which they're right here!

Seto: Sure, why not? *Gives Yami Bakura his coat, unknowing that BCF DOESN'T Clean coats*

Yami Bakura: MUAHAHAHA!!!! AT LAST!!!! *Runs out of the BCF and is smashed by a steam-roller* ..Ow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LDB: *Is reading one of her vampire Cronical books(They're REALLY cool!)* .Where is that Yami anyway?

Yami Bakura: *Comes looking REALLY hurt* I.got the.OW! .coat..Pain.!!

Anora: YAMI BAKURA!!!!! *Glomps the Yami in pain*

Yami Bakura: OWOWOW!!!!! GETHEROFF!!! GETHEROFF!!!!!

LDB: Alright, that's enough for now.*Gets a crowbar and pries Anora off Yami Bakura*

Anora: :(

LDB: You can glomp him when he's better...

Anora: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^____________________________^

Yami Bakura & LDB: -.-;;;;;;

Yami Bakura: Okay, I did it!!!! Now give me the ring!!!!!!

LDB: What? Oh, you mean..THIS ring? *Holds up her hand where the ring is*

Yami Bakura: YES, YES, YES!!! :) All mine!!!!!!

LDB: .Mmm..No.

Yami Bakura: ?! NO?!?!? WADDAYAMEANNO!!?!?!?!?!?!?

LDB: What I mean is.you can't have it! :) Heheh.

Yami Bakura: I WILL HAVE THAT RING!!!!! *Tries to take it from LDB but she puts up an author shield*

LDB: .Besides..It's fake!!

Yami Bakura: O.o;; .F-fake.?

LDB: Yup. What, you think I have the ACTUAL Ring of Power?

Yami Bakura: WHY YOU---!!!!!

LDB: Pearl????? Hey, where'd she go????

Pearl: *pops outta nowhere* HERE!!!

LDB: What .where's Seto's coat????

Pearl: I auctioned it off the Internet to Emerald Phoenix524 for 50 dollars!! ^_^

Seto: *Comes in* BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: O.O;; ..Uh-oh.

Anora: Don't touch my Yami Bakura!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs onto one of Yami Bakura's arms*

LDB: Hold it!! Who said he was yours?!! *Grabs onto the other arm*

Yami Bakura: Um.girls.?

LDB and Anora: MINE!!!!! *Start tugging on Yami Bakura like a Tug-o-war rope*

Yami Bakura: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEEEEEET GOOOOOO!!!!!!

LDB: ..*Lets go of his arm, making Yami Bakura smash into Anora*

Anora: ..Ow.spleen..

Yami Bakura: My back, my arms.MY BODY!! .OW!

LDB: .He said to let go...^^;;;;;

Seto: Where's my coat?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pearl: I sold it for $50.00!!!

Seto: WHAT!?!?!?!? THAT WAS MY ONLY ONE!!!!! AND IT'S WORTH MORE THAT FIFTY!!!!!

LDB: .I thought you had TONS of coats..

Seto: I do. BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY WHITE ONE I HAD!!!!!! :(

LDB: ..Um..sorry.?

Pearl: But it was your idea-

LDB: *Death Glare*

Pearl: ..nevermind...^^;;;;;;;

Bakura: ..Ow..why am I in pain...?

Pearl: BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 *Glomps him*

Bakura: OFF-AHH! OWOWOW!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!

LDB: ..

Seto: ..?

Anora: NOOO!!!!!! YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: *From inside the Millennium Ring* Phew! That was yet another close call with fan girls!!!!

Yami: YUGI!!!!!! *Is STILL Chasing his Aibou*

Yugi: You'll never take me coppa!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps out the window*

Everyone: ...

FBI Agents: *Smashes through the door* You're under arrest for punching out a BCFA!! * Grabs Bakura*

Bakura: HUH?! Hey!! You got the wrong guy!!!

Yami: What gives?!?!?!

FBI Agent #2: And YOUR under arrest too!!

Yami: ?! WHATDIDIDO?!?!?!?!

FBI Agent #1: Because you have a freaky fair style!!!

Joey: ...

FBI agent #4: That's the guy that was with the Serta culprit!!!

Joey: ?!

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(In prison)

Joey: .So what do you do in prison?

Tristian: .Nothing.

Bob: Bunnies..

Yami: ..GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

FBI Agent #1: You've got company! *Tosses Yugi in the prison cell*

Bakura: What did YOU do??

Yugi: .Ran around yelling that I don't have underwear on...

Yami: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Seto: ...

Yami: ?! Why are YOU here?????

Seto: .My brother sent me in here f because he wouldn't let me cut his hair..he called it 'child abuse' ..

Yami: .Kids can get away with anything now-a-days..

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LDB: .and so, they're in prison..^^;;;;

Pearl: Will we try to get them out??????????????????????

LDB: DUH!!!!!!! And I hope Emerald Phoenix524 likes her present!

Seto: NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: Tune in to another odd chapter where we'll try to get the guys out and Malik will make an appearance!!! ^_^

Pearl: She's got a crush on Malik!

LDB: PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \_/ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Pearl Uh-oh.

Yugi: R&R!!! And don't send me underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: ..Please DO!!!!!!

Yugi: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!