New guest, prison bail….and MALIK?!? *Drool*

LDB: ALL RIGHT!!! MALIK'S IN THIS!!!!! ^__________________^

Pearl: …And you said I has issues?????

LDB: *Death Glare*

Pearl: EEP! *Cowers*

LDB: And we're having a reviewer in this too!! She's a BIG fan of the sexy guy…that has no shirt on at the moment…Please welcome …..Isobel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isobel: ?! I'm in this?????

LDB: Yup!! Happy?

Isobel: ^______________________^

LDB: ON TO DA FIC ….Of ….INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!

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LDB: …Okay….everyone's in jail…

Pearl: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY BAKURA AWAY!!!!! *Gets a chainsaw out of nowhere*

LDB: ^^;;;;;; ….Um….I think we should do the more CIVILIZED way to get them out…

Pearl: …OKAY! ^_^

LDB: -_-;;;;;

Pearl: How much is it to bail someone?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!! *Grabs one of the guards by their shirt*

LDB: ……

Guard: O.o;;; …..For those guys….I'd say…..around  $555,555,555,555,555,555.90….

LDB: No problem!! Pearl…

Pearl: Author powers!!!!!! ^___________________^ *Her and LDB try to get that much money using their author powers, but only got 5,000.*  …??????

LDB: …Seems our powers are limited….Damn! Looks like we have to WORK.

Pearl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

LDB: ARE YOU DONE YET???

Pearl: ---Almost…..—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: …..Um….yeah….^^;;;;;;;;

*****Later that day…******

LDB: ….Thought of anything yet?

Pearl: ME NO LIKE THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: -.-;;;;;;; We gotta do SOMETHING to get the bloody money!!!!!!!!

Pearl: …Why do you want bloody money? Why not clean money?

LDB: *Is about to strangle Pearl* *Through teeth* Looks like we need to call—

Pearl: The Ghost Busters???

LDB: …No. The—

Pearl: Plummer??????????

LDB: *Getting annoyed* NO! We need to call—

Pearl: BAKURA!!!!!!!

LDB: *Starts strangling Pearl* NO YOU IDIOT!!! WE NEED TO CALL A REVIEWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl: Can't….breathe…X______X

LDB: *lets go* *takes a deep breath*
               
Pearl: That's right, remember your blood pressure!!
               
LDB: ........-.-+++++ I should hurt you right now.....
 
Pearl: ^_^ I know! But who's the reviewer we're gonna use??
 
LDB: A Yami fan! ISOBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Isobel: Yay! ^_^ I getta be in a fanfic!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
 
Pearl: I like you! You're nice! ^_^ She reminds me of.... well.... me!!!
 
LDB: Oh gawd no.... Not another Pearl...... Why me??
 
Pearl: Cuz that's what happens to bad people!!!!!
 
LDB: I should hurt you for that too........ 
 
Isobel: So are we going to save Yami??? *Drools at the thought of Yami*
 
Pearl: That's the problem..... We dun know how to get  the money.... AND LADY WON'T LET ME USE THE CHAINSAW!!!!! *Pouts* I want Bakura!!!!!!!!
 
LDB:  ......... Hmmm........ OH!! *Light bulb appears* Not these again.... I hate light bulbs.... *smashes it* 
 
Pearl and Isobel: So what's the plan?!?!?!??!?!!!
 
LDB: Money for the "needy?"
 
Pearl: *smiles evilly* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
 
Isobel: .....Uhh........ So we go and ask people for money for the needy... and use it for ourselves......right?
 
LDB: Correct! Now. Let's get started!
 
*Some house somewhere*
 
Old woman: Whaddaya want?!?!!
 
LDB: Hi! ^_^ We're collecting money for the needy! Would you like to make a donation?
 
Old woman: No. *slams door*
 
Isobel: Sheesh..... Old hags these days.......
 
Old woman: I HEARD THAT!!!!
 
Pearl: *on the sidewalk below the house* Damn kid! Give me your money!! *Punches a three-year-old and steals his three dollars* ^_^
 
LDB: No luck at that house. Let's go on to the next!
 
Isobel: K!
 
*Next house*
 
Isobel: Hi! We-
 
*Door slams in face*
 
Isobel: -have nothing to say......
 
LDB: Grr... People these days......
 
*In the yard*
 
Pearl: Cough it up!! *holds fist to some little girls face*
 
Little girl: *hands Pearl twenty dollars* WAHH!!! MOMMY!!!! *Runs off*
 
Pearl: Heh!
 
LDB: Nothing here either........
 
Isobel: To the next house!
 
*The same things happen at the next house*
 
*On the street near the house*
 
Pearl: Okay. Lady, Give me your money!!!
 
Old lady: *hands Pearl a wad of dollar bills*
 
Pearl: Niiiiice!!
 
*Process continues for looooooooooooooooots of houses*
 
LDB: Okay. Obviously that plan didn't work, 'cept for the three dollars we made......
 
Pearl: *on the floor* 555,555,555,555,552.90 Grrr...short three dollars.......
 
Isobel: What are you countin' over there?
 
Pearl: Mooooney! But I'm short three dollars!!! *cries*
 
LDB: WHAAAT?!!?!?!??!!!! Where'd you get all of that??
 
Pearl: I jacked it off of some kids and old people...... *smiles sweetly*
 
Isobel: And I had such an innocent image of you.....
 
LDB: Whatever....ith... Let's just go bail the guys out.....
 
*In prison*
 
LDB: *pays the dude at the desk* Now, can we have our friends back??
 
Dude at the desk: Sure. *Lets out the guys, but  another person sneaks out with them* There ya go.
 
Pearl: BAAAAAAAKUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps Bakura*
 
Bakura: OOF!!! I'd much rather stay in prison......*whimpers*
 
Pearl: I missed you!!!!!! *Handcuffs Bakura to herself*
 
Bakura: WAIT!!! Dude at the desk! Take me BACK!!!!! 
 
Dude at he desk: Sorry, but they paid for your freedom and you're keeping it.....
 
Bakura: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 
Pearl: YEEEESSS!!!!!
 
*Back at wherever these people go to*
 
LDB: *sigh* I'm bored.........
 
Isobel: *is holding on to Yami's arm* Yami!!! ^_^ *Drool*
 
Yami: I don't know whether to be incredibly happy...or incredibly upset......... Hmmm.... 
 
Isobel: ^_^ I love you!!! 
 
Malik: Hmmm.... I didn't get caught! I escaped!!!!! 
 
Joey: Ehh... did ya hear something???
 
Tristian: Nope......
 
Joey: Hmmm.........
 
Bob: I'm free!!! ^_______^ BUNNIES!!!!!!
 
Tristian: *gulp* Uh-oh...... *hides behind a chair* 
 
Malik: This is my hiding spot! Get your own!
 
Tristian: Where'd you come from???
 
Malik: Prison.....
 
Tristian: Hey, guys! And girls.... Malik's here!!!!!!!!
 
LDB: MALIK!?!??!??!?!??!!!! 
 
Malik: Uhhh.... Hi?
 
LDB: *drool* *glomps Malik*
 
Malik: OOF!!!
 
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!!!! PROTECT ME FROM MALIK, YAMI!!!! *Hides behind Yami and, of course, Isobel*
 
Yami: Get some underwear on!!
 
Yugi: NEVER!!!
 
Malik: .......
 
Pearl: Bakura!!!!! 
 
Yugi: He's gonna get me.... I just know it... I know it..... inkowitIknowitIknowit!!!!!!!!!
 
Tea: Hi all!!'
 
Bakura: AHHHHH!! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!! EWWWW!!!! 
 
Pearl: *is puking* Guh...... Bad site....
 
Joey: If you weren't Tea, I'd find this much more enjoyable......
 
Tristian: Cool..... Heh....
 
LDB: -.-...... I hate it when Tea walks in nude.....
 
Malik: *gulp* Nasty.....
 
Yami: *twitch*
 
Isobel: ....... *hides her face in Yami's arm*
 
Yugi: I'd rather be ripped apart by fangirls then look at that......
 
Yugi fangirls: REALLY!!!
 
Yugi: No.....
 
Mai: *wraps a robe around Tea* No one wants to see that.....
 
Tea: We came here cuz we got bored!
 
Tristian: You can come here......
 
Joey: ....... ^_^ Yeah, and over here!
 
Pearl: You two disgust me sometimes.......
 
Mai: ............ riiiiiiiight.....
 
 
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LDB: Okay, that's the end of this chappy!!
 
Isobel: I'm so happy!!!
 
Pearl: I got Bakura back, do dah do dah, I got Bakura back, oh do da day!!!!
 
Bakura: Save me!!!!!!!
 
Malik: ....... I'm free!!!! I've been in that prison for nearly six chapters!!!! 
 
LDB: Off of the frying pan and into the fire!
 
Malik: What's THAT supposed to mean?? 
 
LDB: *smirks* What will happen to our dear Malik? What will happen to Yugi know that Malik's back???
 
Pearl: When will this string of madness end?!?!?!!!
 
LDB: .... Find out in the next chapter!!!!!
 
Pearl: This one was reeeally long.....
 
LDB: we're supposed to have STOPPED typing by now.....
 
Pearl: Oh yeah......
 
Malik: By the way, what was all that hub-bub over Yugi's underwear…?
 
LDB: Don't ask, hun. Dun ask….-.-