New guest, prison bail….and MALIK?!? *Drool*
LDB: ALL RIGHT!!! MALIK'S IN THIS!!!!! ^__________________^
Pearl: …And you said I has issues?????
LDB: *Death Glare*
Pearl: EEP! *Cowers*
LDB: And we're having a reviewer in this too!! She's a BIG fan of the sexy guy…that has no shirt on at the moment…Please welcome …..Isobel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isobel: ?! I'm in this?????
LDB: Yup!! Happy?
Isobel: ^______________________^
LDB: ON TO DA FIC ….Of ….INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!
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LDB: …Okay….everyone's in jail…
Pearl: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY BAKURA AWAY!!!!! *Gets a chainsaw out of nowhere*
LDB: ^^;;;;;; ….Um….I think we should do the more CIVILIZED way to get them out…
Pearl: …OKAY! ^_^
LDB: -_-;;;;;
Pearl: How much is it to bail someone?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!! *Grabs one of the guards by their shirt*
LDB: ……
Guard: O.o;;; …..For those guys….I'd say…..around $555,555,555,555,555,555.90….
LDB: No problem!! Pearl…
Pearl: Author powers!!!!!! ^___________________^ *Her and LDB try to get that much money using their author powers, but only got 5,000.* …??????
LDB: …Seems our powers are limited….Damn! Looks like we have to WORK.
Pearl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
LDB: ARE YOU DONE YET???
Pearl: ---Almost…..—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …..Um….yeah….^^;;;;;;;;
*****Later that day…******
LDB: ….Thought of anything yet?
Pearl: ME NO LIKE THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: -.-;;;;;;; We gotta do SOMETHING to get the bloody money!!!!!!!!
Pearl: …Why do you want bloody money? Why not clean money?
LDB: *Is about to strangle Pearl* *Through teeth* Looks like we need to call—
Pearl: The Ghost Busters???
LDB: …No. The—
Pearl: Plummer??????????
LDB: *Getting annoyed* NO! We need to call—
Pearl: BAKURA!!!!!!!
LDB: *Starts strangling Pearl* NO YOU IDIOT!!! WE NEED TO CALL A REVIEWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: Can't….breathe…X______X
LDB: *lets go* *takes a deep breath*
Pearl: That's right, remember your blood pressure!!
LDB: ........-.-+++++ I should hurt you right now.....
Pearl: ^_^ I know! But who's the reviewer we're gonna use??
LDB: A Yami fan! ISOBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isobel: Yay! ^_^ I getta be in a fanfic!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Pearl: I like you! You're nice! ^_^ She reminds me of.... well.... me!!!
LDB: Oh gawd no.... Not another Pearl...... Why me??
Pearl: Cuz that's what happens to bad people!!!!!
LDB: I should hurt you for that too........
Isobel: So are we going to save Yami??? *Drools at the thought of Yami*
Pearl: That's the problem..... We dun know how to get the money.... AND LADY WON'T LET ME USE THE CHAINSAW!!!!! *Pouts* I want Bakura!!!!!!!!
LDB: ......... Hmmm........ OH!! *Light bulb appears* Not these again.... I hate light bulbs.... *smashes it*
Pearl and Isobel: So what's the plan?!?!?!??!?!!!
LDB: Money for the "needy?"
Pearl: *smiles evilly* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Isobel: .....Uhh........ So we go and ask people for money for the needy... and use it for ourselves......right?
LDB: Correct! Now. Let's get started!
*Some house somewhere*
Old woman: Whaddaya want?!?!!
LDB: Hi! ^_^ We're collecting money for the needy! Would you like to make a donation?
Old woman: No. *slams door*
Isobel: Sheesh..... Old hags these days.......
Old woman: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Pearl: *on the sidewalk below the house* Damn kid! Give me your money!! *Punches a three-year-old and steals his three dollars* ^_^
LDB: No luck at that house. Let's go on to the next!
Isobel: K!
*Next house*
Isobel: Hi! We-
*Door slams in face*
Isobel: -have nothing to say......
LDB: Grr... People these days......
*In the yard*
Pearl: Cough it up!! *holds fist to some little girls face*
Little girl: *hands Pearl twenty dollars* WAHH!!! MOMMY!!!! *Runs off*
Pearl: Heh!
LDB: Nothing here either........
Isobel: To the next house!
*The same things happen at the next house*
*On the street near the house*
Pearl: Okay. Lady, Give me your money!!!
Old lady: *hands Pearl a wad of dollar bills*
Pearl: Niiiiice!!
*Process continues for looooooooooooooooots of houses*
LDB: Okay. Obviously that plan didn't work, 'cept for the three dollars we made......
Pearl: *on the floor* 555,555,555,555,552.90 Grrr...short three dollars.......
Isobel: What are you countin' over there?
Pearl: Mooooney! But I'm short three dollars!!! *cries*
LDB: WHAAAT?!!?!?!??!!!! Where'd you get all of that??
Pearl: I jacked it off of some kids and old people...... *smiles sweetly*
Isobel: And I had such an innocent image of you.....
LDB: Whatever....ith... Let's just go bail the guys out.....
*In prison*
LDB: *pays the dude at the desk* Now, can we have our friends back??
Dude at the desk: Sure. *Lets out the guys, but another person sneaks out with them* There ya go.
Pearl: BAAAAAAAKUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps Bakura*
Bakura: OOF!!! I'd much rather stay in prison......*whimpers*
Pearl: I missed you!!!!!! *Handcuffs Bakura to herself*
Bakura: WAIT!!! Dude at the desk! Take me BACK!!!!!
Dude at he desk: Sorry, but they paid for your freedom and you're keeping it.....
Bakura: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Pearl: YEEEESSS!!!!!
*Back at wherever these people go to*
LDB: *sigh* I'm bored.........
Isobel: *is holding on to Yami's arm* Yami!!! ^_^ *Drool*
Yami: I don't know whether to be incredibly happy...or incredibly upset......... Hmmm....
Isobel: ^_^ I love you!!!
Malik: Hmmm.... I didn't get caught! I escaped!!!!!
Joey: Ehh... did ya hear something???
Tristian: Nope......
Joey: Hmmm.........
Bob: I'm free!!! ^_______^ BUNNIES!!!!!!
Tristian: *gulp* Uh-oh...... *hides behind a chair*
Malik: This is my hiding spot! Get your own!
Tristian: Where'd you come from???
Malik: Prison.....
Tristian: Hey, guys! And girls.... Malik's here!!!!!!!!
LDB: MALIK!?!??!??!?!??!!!!
Malik: Uhhh.... Hi?
LDB: *drool* *glomps Malik*
Malik: OOF!!!
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!!!! PROTECT ME FROM MALIK, YAMI!!!! *Hides behind Yami and, of course, Isobel*
Yami: Get some underwear on!!
Yugi: NEVER!!!
Malik: .......
Pearl: Bakura!!!!!
Yugi: He's gonna get me.... I just know it... I know it..... inkowitIknowitIknowit!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Hi all!!'
Bakura: AHHHHH!! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!! EWWWW!!!!
Pearl: *is puking* Guh...... Bad site....
Joey: If you weren't Tea, I'd find this much more enjoyable......
Tristian: Cool..... Heh....
LDB: -.-...... I hate it when Tea walks in nude.....
Malik: *gulp* Nasty.....
Yami: *twitch*
Isobel: ....... *hides her face in Yami's arm*
Yugi: I'd rather be ripped apart by fangirls then look at that......
Yugi fangirls: REALLY!!!
Yugi: No.....
Mai: *wraps a robe around Tea* No one wants to see that.....
Tea: We came here cuz we got bored!
Tristian: You can come here......
Joey: ....... ^_^ Yeah, and over here!
Pearl: You two disgust me sometimes.......
Mai: ............ riiiiiiiight.....
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LDB: Okay, that's the end of this chappy!!
Isobel: I'm so happy!!!
Pearl: I got Bakura back, do dah do dah, I got Bakura back, oh do da day!!!!
Bakura: Save me!!!!!!!
Malik: ....... I'm free!!!! I've been in that prison for nearly six chapters!!!!
LDB: Off of the frying pan and into the fire!
Malik: What's THAT supposed to mean??
LDB: *smirks* What will happen to our dear Malik? What will happen to Yugi know that Malik's back???
Pearl: When will this string of madness end?!?!?!!!
LDB: .... Find out in the next chapter!!!!!
Pearl: This one was reeeally long.....
LDB: we're supposed to have STOPPED typing by now.....
Pearl: Oh yeah......
Malik: By the way, what was all that hub-bub over Yugi's underwear…?
LDB: Don't ask, hun. Dun ask….-.-
