Insane Yu-Gi-Oh chapter 7!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
LDB: Thanks for all the reviews Peoples!!!! ^^
Pearl: *Pouting* I wish MY stories had this many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …Annnnnd…..MALIK'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Malik: Hey! I'm a free man!!! You can't do this to me!!!!!
Pearl: Yes she can!
Malik: I want a lawyer!!!
LDB: ….*Gets a lawyer out*
Lawyer: *Jumps into Malik's arms* Oh! I want a pony, and a baseball and an atomic bomb!!! :)
Malik: O.o …..This isn't exactly what I wanted…..
LDB: You never said if you wanted a SPECIFIC type…..
Pearl: I'M CONFUZLED!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X
Yugi: *Runs in holding a dictionary* Confuzled; Female word for confused that only the authors of this story are allowed to use copywriteindorcementisprohibitedbylaw. ….Thank you. *Take a bow then frolics out singing; I'm a leprechaun!!!*
Everyone: . . . .
Pearl: *Is drooling over Bakura*
Bakura: GA! I need a shower…..
Pearl: And I'll come too! :)
Bakura: O.o …or not?
LDB: *Is hugging Malik* ^_^_^_^_^
Malik: ….*Shrugs* At lest she ain't trying to auction my cloths off the Internet like the other fan girls….
Yami: That reminds me, what DID those fangirls do with our stuff?
***From the I.F.G.F.C.O.Y.A.Y.O.Y. (International Fan Girl Fan Club Of Yami And Yugi Of Yu-Gi-Oh!****
Fangirl6079222834: *In a southern accent* AAAAND $566,999,000,567,810,234,000.76 for the Yami No Yugi ONE of a kind shirt from the lady in the back!
Fangirl4444444: I Bid $777,777,445,231,870,773,421. 95!!!!!
Fangirl6079222834: SOLD! *Takes Fangirl4444444's money* …But I'm keeping the shirt AND the money!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! *Gets trampled by the other Fangirls and they start to fight over the shirt…and rip it in half*
All Fangirls: *Stop* *GASP!!!* ……I GET THAT HALF!!!! *Start fighting again*
****Back to….where ever….****
LDB: *Shrugs*Who knows.
Pearl: *Is giggling*
LDB: What's so funny?
Pearl: HehehehehHEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA---
LDB: Ya DONE yet?????
Pearl: …….Just another line….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …..
Pearl: …..
LDB: …..WELL?????
Pearl: Well, what?
LDB: -.- WHAT WERE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT WOMAN?!?
Pearl: Oh! ……..I'mgonnatellQuartz!!!!!
LDB: O_O WHAT?!?!? NO DON'T!!!!
Joey: …You're gonna tell a stone somethin'?
Pearl: No! Quartz is LDB's BOYFRIEND!!!!!
LDB: …..*Nods*…
Everyone: *GAAAASP!!!!!!* A FANGIRL HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!????
Tristian: *Is looking in a mirror ignoring everything* I am soooooo SEXY!
Everyone: . . . . . *SWEATDROP*
Tristian: What????
Tea: I THINK YOU'RE SEXY! 3
Tristian: COOL! *Kisses Tea and they go frolic to …somewhere*
Everyone: . . . . . .-.-;;;;;;
Joey and Pearl: *Have their minds in the gutter and are thinking what Tea and Tristian might do* ….EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: Ga! The smoot factor….AGAIN! Well, there's only one cure for this!
Seto: Make them count pennies till they have to recount for the 456,000,000,000th time?
LDB: No.
Malik: Make them hold yarn while we knit? (I heard from somewhere that he knits)
Everyone: . . .
Malik: What??
Yami Malik: *pops out of the Rod holding a teddy bear* ….What's that Teddy? You think their punishment should be that they watch Teletubies for the rest of their life?
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: *clining to Bakura for dear life* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: O__O\\\\ can't……..breathe,………X_X
LDB: O.o;;;;; Let's …go…….now……….*runs off to write the story*
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LDB: *is huggling a YugiSqurl (Dun ask)*
Pearl: CanIhaveaBakurasqurl?!?!??!?!
LDB: ….You got Bakura….
Pearl: Oh, YEAH!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ …..*looks around for Bakura but does not see him anywhere* ???!!?!?!?? B-Bakura….!?!??! BAKURA?!?!?!?!?!? …………………………………………………….
LDB: -.- …Ah, SHIT-suie!!!
Yami: What?
Pearl: …………….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*From the next country…..like Australia er something….*
Sufer dude 1: …Duuuuude, what was that??
Sufer 2: DUUUUUUDE! The wave---it's, like---calling us!!! SURFS UP!!!!!! *runs into the water to surf but then a giant shark comes up and eats him*
Shark: …*puts on a top hat and pulls a cane from outta nowhere and starts walking off*
Surfer 1: ………………………….duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…………
*Back to the madness……..*
Seto: ….Ow….*claps hands two times and two butlers come from nowhere and clean Seto's ears* ….That'll be all. *Butlers leave*
Malik: …..*raises an eyebrow* ….Uh….yeah. Well, anyway, I think Bakura-chan went to take a shower…
Pearl: *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SMILE* *runs off to the bathroom giggling like a ninny (sp)*
Yami: ….I pray for Bakura's mortal soul….*sees that Malik has chips* GIMMIE!
Malik: NO! MINE! GET YOUR OWN PHARAOH!!! *Gets in a wrestling stance*
Yami: *Does the same* You're goin' DOWN lil' man!!!!
Malik: …Little? You're shorter than ME!!
Yami: ….-.-; Shit, you're right.
Joey: *dressed as a referee* AAAAAAAND in this corner, weighing at….well, he's skinny!!! YAMI!!!!! ANNNND in THIS corner, the croquet knitting MALIK!! READY………FIGHT!!!!!
Yami and Yami: *start fighting like cats* MEOW!!!! HISSS!!!!!!
LDB: o.o WOHOO!! CAT FIGHT! Dibs on Yami in the first round! ---Come on! RIP HIS SHIRT OFF!!! :) Heheh….
Bakura: *from the bathroom* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PERSONAL SPACE HAS BEEN VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out…here….where ever 'here' is….in a towel!!! ^_^* I'M UNCLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! *runs to his room*
Pearl: *skipping along in pursuit of the toweled one* BAKURA! 3 3 3 3
Yami B: *sees Pearl skipping by after his hikari* ….uhh…yeah. So, Dark Blood……
LDB: What??? Can't ya see I'm busy?---GO FOR THE LEGS!!!!!!!!
Yami B: …*grabs LDB he front of her shirt* Alright, what scheme do you have now!? COME ON! I KNOW you have some sick and twisted ploy today!!!!!
LDB: …Hmmm….not really…but Yami and Malik ripping each other IS giving me an idea…^^
Yami B: O.o ….STOP THE FIGHT!!!!! YOU'RE GIVING HER IDEAS!!!!!!!! *gets kicked in the nutz by Malik* O______O;;; ….*in a high pitched voice* …owie………*falls on side*
Malik: Uh…sorry.
Yami: :) HA!!!!
LDB: ….Hmmm….I GOT IT!!! ^_^ Yugisqurl!!! Fetch me Pearl and Bakura!!!
Yugisqurl: *salutes* CHEESE! *runs off* …*Comes back with Pearl drooling/ clinging to a now….o.o …naked Bakura???*
LDB: ….PEARL!!!!!!
Pearl: But----
LDB: I TOLD you, you can't do that!!!….Not until the sequel!!!!!!
Pearl: Awwww…….
LDB: Now, give him back his towel…
Pearl: :( FINE! *Give Bakura his towel*
LDB: …And his shirts….
Pearl: *whines!* POO! *pulls out a dresser from outta nowhere*
LDB: …And the rest of his clothes…..
Pearl: *POUTS* You never let me have any fun!! FINE! But I'll make you give up Malik's underwear!!
LDB: FINE!! If you give up Bakura's!!!
Pearl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna action them off the internet to dersprate tiny-bopers!!!!!
LDB: …Ah, fine. Keep them. And I'll keep these! …Beverly hills, here I come!
Malik and Bakura: …So THAT'S why I can't find my briefs!!!
Seto: *is revolted* you have their underwear….that's wrong! …..Anyway, what is it LDB?
LDB: …*thinks for a second* ……Oh, yeah! The fight that Malik and Yami had inspired me to do a play! ROMEO AND JULIET!
Yami B: ….how did THAT inspire that?
LDB: ….uhhhh…..hehehehehehehe…..dododododo……^^; Anyway! You're gonna play in it!!!
Yami: NO! Not until I get my chips!!!!!
Malik: MINE!!!!!!!!! *starts cat fighting with Yami…again*
LDB: Hehe…RIP THE PANTS OFF!!! WOO-HOO!!! YEAH!!!!!! :)
Pearl: ….And they say I'M smooty!!!!! ^^
LDB: *smacks Pearl over the head* SHADDAP. -.-
Pearl: X__________X
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LDB: Well, the thing that leads to this chapter DID say this was a prolog….^^;;;
Pearl: LDB is just too LAZY!!!! *Wham!!!* …ow…..
LDB: Actually: YOU'RE the one who's LAZY!!!!
Pearl: So????
LDB: -.-;;;;;; Well, in the next chapter, we're going to have the cast adition for Romeo and Juliet!!!! (And we'll only have reviewes in this if they're just going to be the audience)
Malik: …Uhhh…….o…..k……..o.o
Pearl: R&R!!!! *glomps Bakura*
Bakura: OOFF!!!! X_______x
