Insane Yu-Gi-Oh chapter 7!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

LDB: Thanks for all the reviews Peoples!!!! ^^

Pearl: *Pouting* I wish MY stories had this many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: …Annnnnd…..MALIK'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Malik: Hey! I'm a free man!!! You can't do this to me!!!!!

Pearl: Yes she can!

Malik: I want a lawyer!!!

LDB: ….*Gets a lawyer out*

Lawyer: *Jumps into Malik's arms* Oh! I want a pony, and a baseball and an atomic bomb!!! :)

Malik: O.o …..This isn't exactly what I wanted…..

LDB: You never said if you wanted a SPECIFIC type…..

Pearl: I'M CONFUZLED!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X

Yugi: *Runs in holding a dictionary* Confuzled; Female word for confused that only the authors of this story are allowed to use copywriteindorcementisprohibitedbylaw. ….Thank you. *Take a bow then frolics out singing; I'm a leprechaun!!!*

Everyone: . . . .

Pearl: *Is drooling over Bakura*

Bakura: GA! I need a shower…..

Pearl: And I'll come too! :)

Bakura: O.o …or not?

LDB: *Is hugging Malik* ^_^_^_^_^

Malik: ….*Shrugs* At lest she ain't trying to auction my cloths off the Internet like the other fan girls….

Yami: That reminds me, what DID those fangirls do with our stuff?

***From the I.F.G.F.C.O.Y.A.Y.O.Y. (International Fan Girl Fan Club Of Yami And Yugi Of Yu-Gi-Oh!****

Fangirl6079222834: *In a southern accent* AAAAND  $566,999,000,567,810,234,000.76 for the Yami No Yugi ONE of a kind shirt from the lady in the back!

Fangirl4444444: I Bid $777,777,445,231,870,773,421. 95!!!!!

Fangirl6079222834: SOLD! *Takes Fangirl4444444's money* …But I'm keeping the shirt AND the money!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! *Gets trampled by the other Fangirls and they start to fight over the shirt…and rip it in half*

All Fangirls: *Stop* *GASP!!!* ……I GET THAT HALF!!!! *Start fighting again*

****Back to….where ever….****

LDB: *Shrugs*Who knows.

Pearl: *Is giggling*

LDB: What's so funny?

Pearl: HehehehehHEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA---

LDB: Ya DONE yet?????

Pearl: …….Just another line….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: …..

Pearl: …..

LDB: …..WELL?????

Pearl: Well, what?

LDB: -.- WHAT WERE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT WOMAN?!?

Pearl: Oh! ……..I'mgonnatellQuartz!!!!!

LDB: O_O WHAT?!?!? NO DON'T!!!!

Joey: …You're gonna tell a stone somethin'?

Pearl: No! Quartz is LDB's BOYFRIEND!!!!!

LDB: …..*Nods*…

Everyone: *GAAAASP!!!!!!* A FANGIRL HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!????

Tristian: *Is looking in a mirror ignoring everything* I am soooooo SEXY!

Everyone: . . . . . *SWEATDROP*

Tristian: What????

Tea: I THINK YOU'RE SEXY! 3

Tristian: COOL! *Kisses Tea and they go frolic to …somewhere*

Everyone: . . . . . .-.-;;;;;;

Joey and Pearl: *Have their minds in the gutter and are thinking what Tea and Tristian might do* ….EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: Ga! The smoot factor….AGAIN! Well, there's only one cure for this!

Seto: Make them count pennies till they have to recount for the 456,000,000,000th time?

LDB: No.

Malik: Make them hold yarn while we knit? (I heard from somewhere that he knits)

Everyone: . . .

Malik: What??

Yami Malik: *pops out of the Rod holding a teddy bear* ….What's that Teddy? You think their punishment should be that they watch Teletubies for the rest of their life?

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl: *clining to Bakura for dear life* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O__O\\\\ can't……..breathe,………X_X

LDB: O.o;;;;; Let's …go…….now……….*runs off to write the story*

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LDB: *is huggling a YugiSqurl (Dun ask)*

Pearl: CanIhaveaBakurasqurl?!?!??!?!

LDB: ….You got Bakura….

Pearl: Oh, YEAH!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ …..*looks around for Bakura but does not see him anywhere* ???!!?!?!?? B-Bakura….!?!??! BAKURA?!?!?!?!?!? …………………………………………………….

LDB: -.- …Ah, SHIT-suie!!!

Yami: What?

Pearl: …………….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    *From the next country…..like Australia er something….*

Sufer dude 1: …Duuuuude, what was that??

Sufer 2: DUUUUUUDE! The wave---it's, like---calling us!!! SURFS UP!!!!!! *runs into the water to surf but then a giant shark comes up and eats him*

Shark: …*puts on a top hat and pulls a cane from outta nowhere and starts walking off*

Surfer 1: ………………………….duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…………

 *Back to the madness……..*

Seto: ….Ow….*claps hands two times and two butlers come from nowhere and clean Seto's ears* ….That'll be all. *Butlers leave*

Malik: …..*raises an eyebrow* ….Uh….yeah. Well, anyway, I think Bakura-chan went to take a shower…

Pearl: *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SMILE* *runs off to the bathroom giggling like a ninny (sp)*

Yami: ….I pray for Bakura's mortal soul….*sees that Malik has chips* GIMMIE!

Malik: NO! MINE! GET YOUR OWN PHARAOH!!! *Gets in a wrestling stance*

Yami: *Does the same* You're goin' DOWN lil' man!!!!

Malik: …Little? You're shorter than ME!!

Yami: ….-.-; Shit, you're right.

Joey: *dressed as a referee* AAAAAAAND in this corner, weighing at….well, he's skinny!!! YAMI!!!!! ANNNND in THIS corner, the croquet knitting MALIK!! READY………FIGHT!!!!!

Yami and Yami: *start fighting like cats* MEOW!!!! HISSS!!!!!!

LDB: o.o WOHOO!! CAT FIGHT! Dibs on Yami in the first round! ---Come on! RIP HIS SHIRT OFF!!! :) Heheh….

Bakura: *from the bathroom* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PERSONAL SPACE HAS BEEN VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out…here….where ever 'here' is….in a towel!!! ^_^* I'M UNCLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! *runs to his room*

Pearl: *skipping along in pursuit of the toweled one* BAKURA! 3 3 3 3

Yami B: *sees Pearl skipping by after his hikari* ….uhh…yeah. So, Dark Blood……

LDB: What??? Can't ya see I'm busy?---GO FOR THE LEGS!!!!!!!!

Yami B: …*grabs LDB he front of her shirt* Alright, what scheme do you have now!? COME ON! I KNOW you have some sick and twisted ploy today!!!!!

LDB: …Hmmm….not really…but Yami and Malik ripping each other IS giving me an idea…^^

Yami B: O.o ….STOP THE FIGHT!!!!! YOU'RE GIVING HER IDEAS!!!!!!!! *gets kicked in the nutz by Malik* O______O;;; ….*in a high pitched voice* …owie………*falls on side*

Malik: Uh…sorry.

Yami: :) HA!!!!

LDB: ….Hmmm….I GOT IT!!! ^_^ Yugisqurl!!! Fetch me Pearl and Bakura!!!

Yugisqurl: *salutes* CHEESE! *runs off* …*Comes back with Pearl drooling/ clinging to a now….o.o …naked Bakura???*

LDB: ….PEARL!!!!!!

Pearl: But----

LDB: I TOLD you, you can't do that!!!….Not until the sequel!!!!!!

Pearl: Awwww…….

LDB: Now, give him back his towel…

Pearl: :( FINE! *Give Bakura his towel*

LDB: …And his shirts….

Pearl: *whines!* POO! *pulls out a dresser from outta nowhere*

LDB: …And the rest of his clothes…..

Pearl: *POUTS* You never let me have any fun!! FINE! But I'll make you give up Malik's underwear!!

LDB: FINE!! If you give up Bakura's!!!

Pearl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna action them off the internet to dersprate tiny-bopers!!!!!

LDB: …Ah, fine. Keep them. And I'll keep these! …Beverly hills, here I come!

Malik and Bakura: …So THAT'S why I can't find my briefs!!!

Seto: *is revolted* you have their underwear….that's wrong! …..Anyway, what is it LDB?

LDB: …*thinks for a second* ……Oh, yeah! The fight that Malik and Yami had inspired me to do a play! ROMEO AND JULIET!

Yami B: ….how did THAT inspire that?

LDB: ….uhhhh…..hehehehehehehe…..dododododo……^^; Anyway! You're gonna play in it!!!

Yami: NO! Not until I get my chips!!!!!

Malik: MINE!!!!!!!!! *starts cat fighting with Yami…again*

LDB: Hehe…RIP THE PANTS OFF!!! WOO-HOO!!! YEAH!!!!!! :)

Pearl: ….And they say I'M smooty!!!!! ^^

LDB: *smacks Pearl over the head* SHADDAP. -.-

Pearl: X__________X

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LDB: Well, the thing that leads to this chapter DID say this was a prolog….^^;;;

Pearl: LDB is just too LAZY!!!! *Wham!!!* …ow…..

LDB: Actually: YOU'RE the one who's LAZY!!!!

Pearl: So????

LDB: -.-;;;;;; Well, in the next chapter, we're going to have the cast adition for Romeo and Juliet!!!! (And we'll only have reviewes in this if they're just going to be the audience)

Malik: …Uhhh…….o…..k……..o.o

Pearl: R&R!!!! *glomps Bakura*

Bakura: OOFF!!!! X_______x