Leena's Dream #3

Disclaimer: Sorry to all, I spelt Leena wrong. So I'm stupid! Ok, well, standard disclaimer, I don't own any part of Zoids.

(The next morning Bit woke up with a lump on his head)

Jamie: I see you got some action last night. We heard you guys all the way in the kitchen.

Bit: It was action, that's for sure. Leena beat the crap out of me!

Jamie: Serves you right, peeping Tom!

Bit: What do you mean by that?!

Leena: Yeah Jamie! What do you mean by that?

Brad: Bit was watching you in the shower last night, for the hundredth time. He's been stocking you, Leena, I thought that you would notice. (Leena's eye twitches) (It sure seems to twitch a lot.maybe she has down syndrome or something) (or something's right)

Leena: WHAT! BIT!

(Bit starts running towards the door and runs into Doc)

Doc: Ah, I'm going to be a grandfather. I didn't think that Bit would be my son-in-law though. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.

(Bit turns pale white and Leena stops dead in her tracks)

Leena: What do you mean dad?

Bit: Has the heat gotten to ya, old man, or did you finally crack?

Jamie: I wouldn't say that to loud if I were you Bit

Brad: Yeah, especially since it's that 'cracked old man' who signs your paychecks.

Jamie: Maybe he has to be cracked to sign a paycheck for Bit.

Brad: Perhaps

Bit: GUYS!

(Doc looks dreamily up at the ceiling and sits down by Jamie, kicking over a pile of clothes that Jamie was folding)

Leena: Dad! What are you talking about?!

Doc: Then again, I didn't beg for a grandchild. In fact, I don't believe I've ever asked for one. I guess the greatest gifts in life are the unexpected ones. (Leena hits him over the head) Owe! Why d'ya do that?

Lena: Because you're talking senseless talk.

Bit: What are you talking about?

Doc: Come on, guys! We all heard you in the kitchen. (winks at Bit) I'm going to be a granddaddy in about a year.

Jamie: A year!

Doc: Well, you know how slow Leena is and all.

Leena: (eye twitching) Slow! To get the record straight, dad, I was beating the living crap out of Bit! So what ever fantasies you have about being a granddaddy or what not.YOU CAN FORGET THEM!

Bit: Besides, I'd like to save loosing my virginity to someone cuter and more attractive then Leena. Jeeze! Make my out to have no class, will ya.

Leena:(While strangling Bit) What do you mean cuter and more attractive?!

Jamie: I didn't know Bit had any class.

Doc: Neither did I

Brad: He doesn't. He's just trying to make himself feel better about that the fact that he didn't 'do over' Leena.

Doc: Oh, you mean they didn't give me a grandchild

Jamie: Shouldn't you be helping Leena kill Bit after what he said about her, Doc?

Doc: I'll just take it out of his next paycheck.

(By this time, Bit is already blue in the face and is passed-out.)

Please r/r. I'm sorry it took so long to come up. Hope it was funny. BTW: If anyone has any ideas for my next chapter, I'd appreciate them. I might not use them, but I'd like to see what you think) (