Leena's Dream #3
Disclaimer: Sorry to all, I spelt Leena wrong. So I'm stupid! Ok, well, standard disclaimer, I don't own any part of Zoids.
(The next morning Bit woke up with a lump on his head)
Jamie: I see you got some action last night. We heard you guys all the way in the kitchen.
Bit: It was action, that's for sure. Leena beat the crap out of me!
Jamie: Serves you right, peeping Tom!
Bit: What do you mean by that?!
Leena: Yeah Jamie! What do you mean by that?
Brad: Bit was watching you in the shower last night, for the hundredth time. He's been stocking you, Leena, I thought that you would notice. (Leena's eye twitches) (It sure seems to twitch a lot.maybe she has down syndrome or something) (or something's right)
Leena: WHAT! BIT!
(Bit starts running towards the door and runs into Doc)
Doc: Ah, I'm going to be a grandfather. I didn't think that Bit would be my son-in-law though. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.
(Bit turns pale white and Leena stops dead in her tracks)
Leena: What do you mean dad?
Bit: Has the heat gotten to ya, old man, or did you finally crack?
Jamie: I wouldn't say that to loud if I were you Bit
Brad: Yeah, especially since it's that 'cracked old man' who signs your paychecks.
Jamie: Maybe he has to be cracked to sign a paycheck for Bit.
Brad: Perhaps
Bit: GUYS!
(Doc looks dreamily up at the ceiling and sits down by Jamie, kicking over a pile of clothes that Jamie was folding)
Leena: Dad! What are you talking about?!
Doc: Then again, I didn't beg for a grandchild. In fact, I don't believe I've ever asked for one. I guess the greatest gifts in life are the unexpected ones. (Leena hits him over the head) Owe! Why d'ya do that?
Lena: Because you're talking senseless talk.
Bit: What are you talking about?
Doc: Come on, guys! We all heard you in the kitchen. (winks at Bit) I'm going to be a granddaddy in about a year.
Jamie: A year!
Doc: Well, you know how slow Leena is and all.
Leena: (eye twitching) Slow! To get the record straight, dad, I was beating the living crap out of Bit! So what ever fantasies you have about being a granddaddy or what not.YOU CAN FORGET THEM!
Bit: Besides, I'd like to save loosing my virginity to someone cuter and more attractive then Leena. Jeeze! Make my out to have no class, will ya.
Leena:(While strangling Bit) What do you mean cuter and more attractive?!
Jamie: I didn't know Bit had any class.
Doc: Neither did I
Brad: He doesn't. He's just trying to make himself feel better about that the fact that he didn't 'do over' Leena.
Doc: Oh, you mean they didn't give me a grandchild
Jamie: Shouldn't you be helping Leena kill Bit after what he said about her, Doc?
Doc: I'll just take it out of his next paycheck.
(By this time, Bit is already blue in the face and is passed-out.)
Please r/r. I'm sorry it took so long to come up. Hope it was funny. BTW: If anyone has any ideas for my next chapter, I'd appreciate them. I might not use them, but I'd like to see what you think) (
Disclaimer: Sorry to all, I spelt Leena wrong. So I'm stupid! Ok, well, standard disclaimer, I don't own any part of Zoids.
(The next morning Bit woke up with a lump on his head)
Jamie: I see you got some action last night. We heard you guys all the way in the kitchen.
Bit: It was action, that's for sure. Leena beat the crap out of me!
Jamie: Serves you right, peeping Tom!
Bit: What do you mean by that?!
Leena: Yeah Jamie! What do you mean by that?
Brad: Bit was watching you in the shower last night, for the hundredth time. He's been stocking you, Leena, I thought that you would notice. (Leena's eye twitches) (It sure seems to twitch a lot.maybe she has down syndrome or something) (or something's right)
Leena: WHAT! BIT!
(Bit starts running towards the door and runs into Doc)
Doc: Ah, I'm going to be a grandfather. I didn't think that Bit would be my son-in-law though. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.
(Bit turns pale white and Leena stops dead in her tracks)
Leena: What do you mean dad?
Bit: Has the heat gotten to ya, old man, or did you finally crack?
Jamie: I wouldn't say that to loud if I were you Bit
Brad: Yeah, especially since it's that 'cracked old man' who signs your paychecks.
Jamie: Maybe he has to be cracked to sign a paycheck for Bit.
Brad: Perhaps
Bit: GUYS!
(Doc looks dreamily up at the ceiling and sits down by Jamie, kicking over a pile of clothes that Jamie was folding)
Leena: Dad! What are you talking about?!
Doc: Then again, I didn't beg for a grandchild. In fact, I don't believe I've ever asked for one. I guess the greatest gifts in life are the unexpected ones. (Leena hits him over the head) Owe! Why d'ya do that?
Lena: Because you're talking senseless talk.
Bit: What are you talking about?
Doc: Come on, guys! We all heard you in the kitchen. (winks at Bit) I'm going to be a granddaddy in about a year.
Jamie: A year!
Doc: Well, you know how slow Leena is and all.
Leena: (eye twitching) Slow! To get the record straight, dad, I was beating the living crap out of Bit! So what ever fantasies you have about being a granddaddy or what not.YOU CAN FORGET THEM!
Bit: Besides, I'd like to save loosing my virginity to someone cuter and more attractive then Leena. Jeeze! Make my out to have no class, will ya.
Leena:(While strangling Bit) What do you mean cuter and more attractive?!
Jamie: I didn't know Bit had any class.
Doc: Neither did I
Brad: He doesn't. He's just trying to make himself feel better about that the fact that he didn't 'do over' Leena.
Doc: Oh, you mean they didn't give me a grandchild
Jamie: Shouldn't you be helping Leena kill Bit after what he said about her, Doc?
Doc: I'll just take it out of his next paycheck.
(By this time, Bit is already blue in the face and is passed-out.)
Please r/r. I'm sorry it took so long to come up. Hope it was funny. BTW: If anyone has any ideas for my next chapter, I'd appreciate them. I might not use them, but I'd like to see what you think) (
