Falco: "Beer! Beer! Me love Beer!"

Fox: "Hey Peppy, do you think Falco's acting kind of, strange?"

Peppy: "Yep, he's been like that ever since his twenty-first birthday."

Fox: "Maybe we should send him back to school, 'Me love Beer' isn't exactly saying he's intelligent."

Peppy: "If any schools would accept him like that."

Fox: (Chuckles)

A pink cat had come downstairs, and had walked over to Falco.

Katt (purring): "Falco, what's a handsome guy like you doing now?"

Falco: "Drinking Beeeeeeeeeer!"

Katt: "Okay."

Fox: "I'm going to go play Bricks. Any of you want to come with?"

"Bricks" is a video game similar to Tetris.

Falco was passed out, laying on the table, a beer bottle clutched in his beak, and two other bottles in each of his wings. Fox, Peppy, Slippy, and Katt were playing "Bricks" in the "den". Peppy and Katt had already lost, while Fox and Slippy were neck and neck. Slippy the game whiz, was winning. After a minute more of game playing, a winner was declared.

Slippy: "Wahoo! Eat that Fox!"

Fox was now emitting a deep growl, Slippy face changed from excitement to fear. Fox started to swish his tail back and forth, forcefully. He stomped out of the room, also stomping on Katt's tail, with metal boots.

Katt: "MEOUCH!"

Fox: "Sorry."

Katt ran up and yanked his tail hard. He turned and snapped viciously with his canine jaws.

Fox: "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"