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"Welcome to the Dating Game! I am your host, Zeus. Tonight, our three 'bachelors' are Hercules, Ulysses, and Jason of the Argonauts. The contestant is Venus Williams, but our bachelors think that it is the goddess Venus! This should be an interesting game!"
Question number one: "In twenty words or less, tell me why I should choose you as my date."
Bachelor number one (Hercules) says, "I am very strong and brave. Nothing will ever harm you if you choose me."
Bachelor number two (Ulysses) says, "I am very smart and cunning, so you will have a great time if you choose me."
Bachelor number three (Jason) says, "I am very loyal. I will never cheat on you, not like some other men that I know..."
Question number two: "Briefly describe our first date."
Bachelor number one says, "I will plan the whole thing so you do not have any labor."
Bachelor number two replies, "It will not take me long to arrive. I will come at your calling."
Bachelor number three states, "I will take you out sailing when the sun is golden."
"My, my, this will be so hard to decide! I better ask one more defining question to help me make up my mind. I love riddles, so tell me why love can be bad."
Bachelor number one: "How can love be bad? That is what you are the goddess of!"
Bachelor number two: "I am very smart, but I cannot think of any reason of why you would not want love."
Bachelor number three: "I think that love is the safe harbor in your life."
Venus exclaims, "You all are wrong! Love means NO POINTS! Therefore, I do not choose any of you as my date. I choose Zeus, king of the gods, because all of you have been deceived and think that I am the goddess of love, when I really am the goddess of Wimbledon!" "Better luck next time, heroes!" says Zeus, " Looks like I get another girl for me! Thanks for watching this episode of the Dating Game! Come back next week when we try to find a dream date for Medusa!"
"Welcome to the Dating Game! I am your host, Zeus. Tonight, our three 'bachelors' are Hercules, Ulysses, and Jason of the Argonauts. The contestant is Venus Williams, but our bachelors think that it is the goddess Venus! This should be an interesting game!"
Question number one: "In twenty words or less, tell me why I should choose you as my date."
Bachelor number one (Hercules) says, "I am very strong and brave. Nothing will ever harm you if you choose me."
Bachelor number two (Ulysses) says, "I am very smart and cunning, so you will have a great time if you choose me."
Bachelor number three (Jason) says, "I am very loyal. I will never cheat on you, not like some other men that I know..."
Question number two: "Briefly describe our first date."
Bachelor number one says, "I will plan the whole thing so you do not have any labor."
Bachelor number two replies, "It will not take me long to arrive. I will come at your calling."
Bachelor number three states, "I will take you out sailing when the sun is golden."
"My, my, this will be so hard to decide! I better ask one more defining question to help me make up my mind. I love riddles, so tell me why love can be bad."
Bachelor number one: "How can love be bad? That is what you are the goddess of!"
Bachelor number two: "I am very smart, but I cannot think of any reason of why you would not want love."
Bachelor number three: "I think that love is the safe harbor in your life."
Venus exclaims, "You all are wrong! Love means NO POINTS! Therefore, I do not choose any of you as my date. I choose Zeus, king of the gods, because all of you have been deceived and think that I am the goddess of love, when I really am the goddess of Wimbledon!" "Better luck next time, heroes!" says Zeus, " Looks like I get another girl for me! Thanks for watching this episode of the Dating Game! Come back next week when we try to find a dream date for Medusa!"
