Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. . . yet. . .
J-James
S-Sirius
P-Peter
R-Remus
L-Lily
Divination
S-Hey James, u dead yet?
J- yep I'm down here bleeding to death, oh wait, now I'm dead
S-Oh no! Better consult the Tea-leaves!
J-What do u see????
S- . . . Tea-leaves!
R-Don't worry James, I've been killed nine times.
L-Hi guys, what u talking about?
S-Erm Lily this is a MAURAUDERS meeting. Get off the paper.
L-Make me!
J-Hey leave her alone!
R-Shut up and carry on dying Prongs.
J- Dying's SO last lesson.
S-I'm planning on taking up murdering this lesson.
R-You a murder? Pah!
S-Oh great tea-leaves! What do you see?
::Stares into tea-cup::
J- Tea? Aren't you supposed to drink it first?
S-Nah chucked mine over Snape's head.
R-What use is that? U can't read his scalp.
S-Yeah u can.
J-Go on then, what'd u see?
S-Grease!
::James rolls his eyes::
R-Hey Peter, mine say ure gonna be a death eater!
J-That just proves there a load of phooey.
S-Maybe we should take up Palmistry
J-Yeah . . .
S-'Ball gazing?
L-I could get interested in that.
S-Lily what did I tell u?
L-A load of things, but I wasn't really listening.
::Silence::
L-So what were you saying about ball gazing?
R-Go ask James
S-What? James gazes at his own balls?
R-Dunno go ask Lily
J-Hey I resent that!
S-He's alive! It's a miracle!
R-Not for long, he's playing Quidditch later, he Always dies after that.
J-Who brought this conversation up about dying? Mainly MY death?
::Everyone looks v. guilty::
J- So you should be looking guilty, you are all in serious trouble.
R- We're all so sorry, it'll never happen again.
::Long silence where everyone actually pays attention::
S-So James, you dead yet?
J-James
S-Sirius
P-Peter
R-Remus
L-Lily
Divination
S-Hey James, u dead yet?
J- yep I'm down here bleeding to death, oh wait, now I'm dead
S-Oh no! Better consult the Tea-leaves!
J-What do u see????
S- . . . Tea-leaves!
R-Don't worry James, I've been killed nine times.
L-Hi guys, what u talking about?
S-Erm Lily this is a MAURAUDERS meeting. Get off the paper.
L-Make me!
J-Hey leave her alone!
R-Shut up and carry on dying Prongs.
J- Dying's SO last lesson.
S-I'm planning on taking up murdering this lesson.
R-You a murder? Pah!
S-Oh great tea-leaves! What do you see?
::Stares into tea-cup::
J- Tea? Aren't you supposed to drink it first?
S-Nah chucked mine over Snape's head.
R-What use is that? U can't read his scalp.
S-Yeah u can.
J-Go on then, what'd u see?
S-Grease!
::James rolls his eyes::
R-Hey Peter, mine say ure gonna be a death eater!
J-That just proves there a load of phooey.
S-Maybe we should take up Palmistry
J-Yeah . . .
S-'Ball gazing?
L-I could get interested in that.
S-Lily what did I tell u?
L-A load of things, but I wasn't really listening.
::Silence::
L-So what were you saying about ball gazing?
R-Go ask James
S-What? James gazes at his own balls?
R-Dunno go ask Lily
J-Hey I resent that!
S-He's alive! It's a miracle!
R-Not for long, he's playing Quidditch later, he Always dies after that.
J-Who brought this conversation up about dying? Mainly MY death?
::Everyone looks v. guilty::
J- So you should be looking guilty, you are all in serious trouble.
R- We're all so sorry, it'll never happen again.
::Long silence where everyone actually pays attention::
S-So James, you dead yet?
