Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. . . yet. . .





J-James

S-Sirius

P-Peter

R-Remus

L-Lily



Divination

S-Hey James, u dead yet?

J- yep I'm down here bleeding to death, oh wait, now I'm dead

S-Oh no! Better consult the Tea-leaves!

J-What do u see????

S- . . . Tea-leaves!

R-Don't worry James, I've been killed nine times.

L-Hi guys, what u talking about?

S-Erm Lily this is a MAURAUDERS meeting. Get off the paper.

L-Make me!

J-Hey leave her alone!

R-Shut up and carry on dying Prongs.

J- Dying's SO last lesson.

S-I'm planning on taking up murdering this lesson.

R-You a murder? Pah!

S-Oh great tea-leaves! What do you see?

::Stares into tea-cup::

J- Tea? Aren't you supposed to drink it first?

S-Nah chucked mine over Snape's head.

R-What use is that? U can't read his scalp.

S-Yeah u can.

J-Go on then, what'd u see?

S-Grease!

::James rolls his eyes::

R-Hey Peter, mine say ure gonna be a death eater!

J-That just proves there a load of phooey.

S-Maybe we should take up Palmistry

J-Yeah . . .

S-'Ball gazing?

L-I could get interested in that.

S-Lily what did I tell u?

L-A load of things, but I wasn't really listening.

::Silence::

L-So what were you saying about ball gazing?

R-Go ask James

S-What? James gazes at his own balls?

R-Dunno go ask Lily

J-Hey I resent that!

S-He's alive! It's a miracle!

R-Not for long, he's playing Quidditch later, he Always dies after that.

J-Who brought this conversation up about dying? Mainly MY death?

::Everyone looks v. guilty::

J- So you should be looking guilty, you are all in serious trouble.

R- We're all so sorry, it'll never happen again.

::Long silence where everyone actually pays attention::

S-So James, you dead yet?