Chapter 5: A VERY Good Dream

(S: Written to various things, including South Park's Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch, Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls, Joe Budden's Pump it Up, and Da Dip by Freak Nasty. Damn, we got a veryexpressive response to the cliffhanger! Which is slightly more than I expected! You horny bitches! Ha de ha ha ha! Anyway, prepare to have your innermost lustings either smashed or fufilled. I havent written it yet, so I sure as hell don't know which! L-F: You people disgust me!!!!!!! I can't believe all you live for is to read about two girls getting it on......... oh wait. I read those too..... Oh well, I guess I can't be disgusted by you anymore. Umm I wasn't listening to anything but I'm going to turn on something now that I think about it.)

(We still don't own Kenshin. Don't laugh, it's not like YOU do, you cheap ass hentai sucking HOGS!!)

When Misao awoke, she felt nearly as dead as Yahiko had looked the day before. This was an entirely new experience to the hyperactive early-riser, and when she attempted (her mind still cloudy) to stand and stretch, her progress was impeded by Kaoru's head, which rested, rising and falling slowly in sleep, on her smooth and taut belly.

Misao decided she was dreaming, and considered pinching or whatnot, only to discover that a. It was real, judging by some memories now organizing to force themselves back into her mind, and b. Even if it WAS a dream it was a good one. A VERY good one.

Wondering what they were sleeping on, considering that the futon was halfway across Kaoru's small room, she found her answer to why she was, for once, sleeping naked. They were nested in what appeared to be the remains of several sets of womens' clothing, judging by the rips they had been removed in haste, and judging by the smell one could figure out why.

Kaoru stirred, and the movement against Misao's bare flesh aroused (so to speak) the rallying memories to action.

Kaoru arcing underneath her, Misao's teeth ripping away at the girls under-kimono. Misao's legs spread, an attentive Kaoru pleasuring her. Misao licking her lovers body, up and down, occasionally giving nips that sent shudders down both their bodies

A VERY good dream

*

When Kaoru opened her eyes she saw herher friend? Her lover? Her mistress? Well, she saw Misao, sitting up inumm, what appeared to be a pile of their clothes, and staring down at her with luminous green eyes.

"I had a very good dream, Kaoru-chano yes, a very good dream indeed. You were in it!" They giggled girlishlyand then, as if refuting the idea of it being a dream, Misao pulled Kaoru up to her for a long good morning kiss.

Memories slowly pooled in the back of her head. Her hands, grasping along the smooth floor, find the nunchaku Kenshin gave her, and soon she finds a new use for this last gift. Misao, lightly nipping her aroused breasts, slipping the polished handle of the weapon into her and working it in and out. Kaoru grasping the other handle and returning the favor. Misao's warm hands and moist tongue caressing her thighs, and Kaoru nuzzling the soft hair between her lover's legs

"KaoruI want you. Not like I already had you, although I want that tooI want you in all waysjoin the Oniwabanshu!" She exclaimed with her usual spontaneous and direct method of problem solving. "We can be togetheryou could stay here and teach Yahiko, and let me protect youlike Kenshin didand love you, like Kenshin didn't."

"Reallyyou'd let me? I mean, I can't fight nearly as well as you can, and I'm certainly not ninja material" Misao rejected these objections with a shake of her head.

"Don't worry Kaoru, we don't do much spying anymore, and besides, I'd want you to stay here even if you WEREN'T the same girl who nearly beat my head in yesterday. Because I love you Kaoru, and I know you love me backI won't let go."

"Oh Misao"

*

Yahiko, true to form, was sleeping in when the girls hauled him from his futon and suggested that he join Kaoru in staying at the Aoiya.

"Will Kaoru be doing the cooking? No? I'm in! Do I get to be a ninja!?"

"Of course not, Yahiko-chan, you are still my student, and you'll be learning the Kayima Kasshin style until there's nothing left to teach! Now go eat, baka, you've already missed this morning's practice, and I'll beat you senseless if you spar with me on an empty stomach as well as your empty head!"

Approximately 3 nanoseconds after the rice-paper panel slid shut, Kaoru felt Misao's arms around her and sighed her pleasure until cut off by her lover's questing mouth.

"Oh Kaoru," said Misao, once their lips had disengaged, "I'm so gladwith your help we can beat these new revolutionaries, and with MY help you'll never be sad or lonely againnever never NEVER!!"

"Misao-samayou're always so kind to meit's I who should be glad you'd take me in like you doI'll always do my best for youalthough Yahiko does have a point."

"What's that?"

"I won't be able to help much with the restaurantI could burn water."

"Well then, let's get our asses out on the street and track down some of these Meiji hating bitches!" Misao crowed triumphantly. "They'll feel the wrath of the newly enlarged Oniwabanshu, and then they'll never dare to hurt Kyoto or it's people ever again"

"And then tonight we'll celebrate your joining usand our love for each other. However we can."

*

That night a huge party was thrown in honor of the two new members. Yahiko was living it up and had managed to get into some of the liquor, much to Kaoru's distress. Misao had managed to calm Kaoru down afer reassuring her that the boy would be fine after he had some of her hangover-over soup. The blue-haired beauty had been perfecting it for years and guaranteed it to work on anyone. Once Kaoru was all hers Misao decided to have some fun with her somewhat uptight lover.

Kaoru had hardly had anything to drink and wasn't doing much partying, despite the fact that the party was being thrown for her and Yahiko. Then Misao decided that a party wasn't a party unless all of the guests were having fun.

"Hey people! Who's up for some cards?"

The Oniwabanshu was NEVER a group to turn down games of chance, and Yahiko had hung out with Sanosuke enough to know how to gambleand lose. His Sensei would be proud, Yahiko was STILL sweeping the dining room of the Aoiya by the time he got into his next game. Misao, meanwhile, was raking in the real money, and once everyone was properly inebriated she began to demand kisses instead of money as payment. Her Grandfather finally gave up after losing several hundred Yen to a steel-eyed lady ninja, and Yahiko was disqualified and sent to clean up after he puked all over the floor.

Needless to say, Kaoru lost to Misao frequently, much to the joy of the male (and a few of the female) members. Yahiko proclaimed himself disgusted (after all, he thought of them as his mother and his sister), puked again, and staggered off to sleep.

Soon the early hours came about, and Misao upped the stakes to keep her players around. Articles of clothing now covered bets, and the average temperature of the room jumped a good 15 degrees. The formerly-steely ninja that had so brutally owned Misao's grandfather set her sights on one of the younger Oniwabanshu, and soon he had to retreat to save his modestyto late to conceal SOME things though, and Miko (The female in question) giggled repeatedly for the rest of the evening. The rest of the guys gathered around Kaoru and Misao, as both lost hand after hand, with a suprising lack of modesty. They were both down to rather sheer under-garments when the party died down.

And these were gone seconds after they returned to their room (During the day Misao had switched Kaoru over to her room, claiming the distraught girl should not be sleeping alone), although Kaoru was soon wearing several interesting bracelets and anklets. Rope ones that is, and Misao gave her the time of her life before they were removed. The young ninja had a way of caressing and then nipping that proved very effective on skin, breasts, andother. They cuddled under the warm blanket, and each was prepared for whatever the next day might bring, sure that whatever needed to be done would be done with the other.

(S: Sorry, I seem to be in a very mushy moodI'm tempted to cut this off here, btw, as both Firefly and I have gotten kind of tired of it, we prefer our solo projects now (Her GW/Nix semi-crossover and my Kenshin and Kaoru Action/Romance (Come one come all for more naughtiness!)) So I'm sorry in advance if we have to end herebut there's some resolution, right? Kaoru solidly hooks up with Misao and company, Misao gets over Aoshi, and the remainder of the Kenshin-gumi finds a new family (Except Megumi-dono, I can't write her at all and I'm not sure how she'd get over Sano, he IS my favorite!). Well I DO have some ideas, and the story doesn't seem quite done yet, so we're asking you, t3h 1337xxo r34ders to tell us whether or not you get a chapter 6! L8r!

L-F: Hee hee, I get to write her's too! She wants to say that I am the sexiest hunk of man she knows. Not believable? Well it was worth a shot. Actually she wants you to go read her GW fic, and so do I because its good since Im not dragging her down on it. She also says she's taking over as official writer-of-sex-scenes if you say you want another chapter, and I can tell you from experience that this is a frightening thing. If you're reading this as hentai (I mean you enjoy the more realistic aspects of course!), then either vote for another chapter, or e-mail one of us and ask for our notes. I dare ya. L8r! Again! R+R!)