KT-Beth: I'll take your advice and not listen to Flamers,

Cough, KAOS, cough.

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Herbology

S - How come all these plants are meant to be able to kill you like this, and bite your limbs off, and she doesn't even have a scratch?

::Professor Sprout (A/N: Yes I know she must be very old but hey she's got grey hair in the game.) is bitten and runs out screaming::

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R - . . .

P - . . .

S - I'm surprised the tealeaves didn't predict this.

R - So, um, what do we do now?

J - Let's wreak havoc!

P - Yeah! Lets tip soil all over the floor!

J - Ure not very good at this are u?

P - No.. .

S - Don't be tight to Peter, it's not his fault he's thick.

J - If I remember correctly your last report said, "Last year Sirius' effort and grades hit rock-bottom, this year he started digging."

S - Yeah but that was from potions. [A/N: Ah some things never change.]

J - Same diff.

R - Do u remember in our first year when Hagrid planted that Whomping Willow?

::Sirius puts his hand on his eye::

S - How could I forget?

::FLASHBACK::

"This is a whomping willow?" Sirius gently prodded the side of the new tree.

"That's what Hagrid said." Replied James looking slightly miffed himself.

Sirius turned around and stood with his back to the tree. "This is pathetic! We sneaked out here and risked being caught by Filch-"

Whomp!

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"Ow."

::FLASHFORWARD::

L - Lol, you spent four months in the hospital ward.

S - You! Get off my planet!

L - Make me!

S - All right then I will!

J - Sirius be nice!

S - I'll try being nicer if she tries being smarter!

::Lily starts looking reeeeally angry::

J - Never knock on deaths door.

S - Ring the doorbell and run!

::Lily starts chasing Sirius around the greenhouse::

R - Your girlfriend's lethal.

J - You got a problem with that?

R - no. . .

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R - So uh. . .

J - Do you think Professor Sprout's coming back?

R - Probably not.

S - Hi. Guys. Pant. I think. Pant. I lost her. Pant.

J - Oh I wouldn't count on that. . .

S - I come in peace?

L - I'd prefer pieces, but that'll have to do for now.

S - So what's everyone doing tonight? Who's up for a game of Poker?

R - Yeah right, you're the biggest cheat I've ever known.

S - Am not.

R - Are too

S - What about you James?

J - Me and Lily are going somewhere private.

S - Ooh can I come?

J - No!

S - Moody, how about you Peter?

P - Homework.

S - Remus won't play poker with me, Peter's doing homework, and James is busy staring at some girl, sorry, Lily. What am I supposed to do with myself for the rest of the night?

J - You could take a bath. They can probably smell you down in the dungeons.

S - Careful, Prongs. I know where you sleep.

J - Yes, but I know who hid those spiders in Peter's bedsheets last week.

S - Ah touché

::James walks off and Sirius turns to Lily::

S - You think you're so perfect!

:: Lily nods in agreement::

L - I've never made a mistake in my life, I thought I did once but I was wrong.

::Long pause and the two young people continue running around the green house:: [A/N oh to be young again]

:: Lily turns to look at Sirius, who skids and falls flat on his face, they both walk back to their table and sit down::

L - Why do you hate me so much?

::Sirius goes red and quickly changes the subject::

S - BUTTERFLIES! If you throw it!

::Lily heaves a heavy sigh, Men!::

L - Stop changing the subject. Why do you hate me?

S - Who said I hated you?

L - I put two and two together. Is it because I spend so much time with James?

S - No. It's BECOZ of James.

::Lily very confused::

L - . . . ? . . . ? . . . ?

::Sirius sighs, Women!::

S - You see I like u. A lot.

::Lily more confused than ever::

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::James walks over and sits down next to Lily::

J - Hi guys, sorry had to go talk to Rose about Quidditch, what'cha been talking about?

::Sirius pales considerably and places his arms over the parchment::

S - Nothing

J - Erm Sirius what are you doing?

S - Mind your own beeswax.

::James skillfully pulls out the parchment::

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J - SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!