disclaimer: I don't own yu-gi-oh. I wish though. I can wish right?
a/n: I don't know. This was kind of a spur of the moment thing a long time ago during some class at school. If it is any good.I don't know. If it is full of craziness and humor.yes.it has a lot of it. He he he.I can't wait for the later chapters.I have some good ideas for those. Please review.I need to know if I should continue or to stop while I'm ahead of myself. To be honest I don't think much of my writing but I don't listen to what I think. I listen to what ya'll think. Anyways, hope ya'll enjoy this...oh and yes.there will be lemon ( ka gets to write lemon!!!) it's seto/bakura and yami/you'll have to read to find out. Enjoy ^-^
Vacation!!!
Bakura's POV
"Wow!, yeah! School's out! Yeah!"
" Hey, shut up Bakura!"
" You Seto, school's out!"
Finally, our freshmen year of high school is over with. Seto and Yami don't seem to be to happy though.
" Seto, Yami ya'll alright?"
"Sure" Yami said
" Whatever" Seto replied
" Damnit! What the hell is the matter with ya'll? It's summer"
Yami got up from the bench he and Seto were sitting on and walk toward me.
" I think I speak for the two of us when I say.summer sucks!" My mouth dropped open at Yami's words.
" Seto, do you agree with him?' I asked
" Yep" he said as he folded his arms across his chest.
" Now may I ask why?"
" Easy" Seto said " We have nothing to do and you know how you get when you have nothing to do" Yami nodded. I sat down right next to Seto and thought intensely. Blink went the little light bulb in my head.
" Hey Seto" I said with a mischievous tone of voice.
" What?" he snapped
" You have your driver's license already, right?"
" Yeah, ...what are you starting to think of?.."
" You have a car, right"
" Yeah, ... I don't like were this is going"
I think he noticed the look of insanity on my face.
" You're starting to scare me"
" I agree with you" Yami spat out as he backed away from me. Then I couldn't hold it in any more. " ROAD TRIP!!!" I screamed.
As the silence settled in after my outburst Seto stood up with a blank look and walked toward Yami. His back was to my face.
" Yeah, sure, a road trip. I'm cool, sure I'm cool about this. You Yami?" he said with a monotone.
" Ah.."
" Sure you are Yami"
" Okay"
" Now were to go"
I decided to walk over to Yami and converse with him about were to go. " So were do you think we should go? I asked him. We stood there in silence while Seto stood there in his state of shock.
" Do you think we should do something about him?" he asked me.
" Yeah, leave it to me" 'ha ha ha!' I walked around Seto so that we were eye to eye...somewhat.
" Seto, buddy, pal, please forgive me" In a split second I smacked him hard across his face.
" Hey, what was that for?!"
" Ah.anyways, were are we going to go?" I asked Yami and Seto.
" Somewhere we have never been to" Yami suggested
" How about something fun" Seto added
'Hmmmm..' I thought " Damnit, lets just go to ah...Disney World or something" Yami said frustrated"
" Good idea" me and Seto said at the same time.
" Then it is settled. We're going to go on a road trip to Disney World" I said.
" But what do I do with Mokuba?"
" Good point" I said
" He can stay with grandpa and Yugi"
" I think that he'll like that"
" So, when do we leave?" I asked excitedly
" In two days. I will purchase the tickets tonight and since I don't know how long it will take to get there I will make the hotel reservations when we get there.
" Okay"
" Well I guess I will be seeing ya'll in two days"
" Yeah' Yami said
" Remember, 2 days at Seto's house"
" Bakura" Seto yelled out
" Yes"
" Remind me to kill you"
" Sure"
" Well, I have to go and tell Mokuba about our plans, later"
" I have to go get the spare room ready for Mokuba's stay, see ya Bakura."
' Sigh' " I'm a geniuses" ' now what to pack?'
2 days later...
Beep, beep, beep, beep.." What the hell?" I turned over on my side and caught a glimpse of that annoying piece of shit alarm clock. " 7:00 am" ' sigh' " Why the hell did I set up the alarm clock? Whatever, if it was important I would have remembered it" I rolled back to my original position and pulled the warm covers over me. ' Alarm clock during summer.. I must have been crazy'
I closed my eyes. ' wasn't there something I had to do today? For some reason I feel like I'm forgetting some..'"Oh shit!' I jumped out of bed. ' why am I out of bed? Think Bakura think...why did I jump out of bed and yell shit? '
" Oh shit!, Disney, road trip, Seto's house...shit!"
I ran downstairs and grabbed one of those Chex Morning Mix things and poured a cup of milk. ' I'm glad to know that even when I am in a hurry I can still eat a healthy breakfast. Now where's my suitcase or duffle bag..whatever I'm using to pack? ' I power walked around the house until I found my duffle bag. " oh shit!" I picked up the bag and dropped it. ' Nothing, two days to pack and I have nothing...damnit!' I looked around the empty bag and saw all sorts of dirty cloth. I bent down and grabbed all the dirty cloth.
" Screw it" I extended my arm to where I could reach the bag. When I found one of the handles I clenched it in my hand and brought the bag over to me quickly. I began to throw all the disgustingly dirty cloth into the bag.
"Hmm..no ventilation.this could get smelly, not like it already isn't, I need.....Odor Eaters!!!" I ran to the laundry room, while dragging my duffle bag with my feet, and yanked the Odor Eaters off the shelf. I sprayed that bag furiously. It was almost like spraying a can of Raid on an already dead cockroach.
" Done...pure genius. Now to get to Seto's house." I dropped the Odor Eater can, grabbed my duffle bag and ran out the door. As I ran down my driveway. I heard a voice behind me. I looked back to see who was yelling.
" Bakura damnit" My father " can't you close the door or how about being quieter you know there are more people than just you here. Damnit!"
I started to run. My dad just stood there in the open doorframe shaking his fist high in the air. I ran all the way to Seto's house. While running to his house guess who I ran into..my Yami. He decided that he didn't want to go to fantasy land for summer so he made plans for his own summer.
" Hey" my Yami yelled as I kept on running.
" Hey" I yelled
" Take a break"
" Can't" " Well, you leave me no choice." He his foot out in my path and I stupidly tripped on it.
" I told you to take a break"
" Fine, what do you want and...why are you up so early?"
" Take a gander, the apron"
It was pink, had lace, a ..a ruffle.oh God. With fear in my voice I asked him "So exactly what are you doing with your summer? "
" I'm glad you asked my lighter half" I cocked an eyebrow " I am the restaurants newest cleaning lady"
" Wha.."
" Yes, I have taken the solemn oath of the cleaning ladies. When ever there is a dirty toilet I'll be there, whenever there is a piece of paper on the floor I will be there, whenever..huh, get back here!"
" Sorry, got to go, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" ' Great, I'm the Alice in Wonderland bunny.'
Finally, after that strange encounter with my yami, I arrived at Seto's house, or should I say mansion. Slowly ( and not to mention out if breath) I walked to the gate and pushed the little button thing. The gate opened and walked to the massive door. Yet another funful button. I pushed it. ' where is he?'
5 min. later
I heard the sound of the locks being unlocked. The door opened. ' !!!!!!!!! ' Seto.
" You're here early"
" Seto, you look..."
" Hey, I just got out of bed! "
He was wearing Copenhagen blue boxers, Hanes brand if I saw correctly. He looked like something that came out of a horror film.
" Wait" I yelled " What did you say?!"
" You're here early"
My mouth dropped and I fell back. He caught me, good because I really didn't want to fall back, I could hurt a the daisies.
" You want some coffee, Starbucks brand. " he asked me
" Starbucks brand!, who can say no!"
I walked in and wow. That was the only word to describe it. ' So, when do I get my coffee?'
" So when are we gonna get started on our great adventure? "
" When Yami gets here"
" Oh"
ding, dong
" What?!" Seto did a 360 ( disco style) and headed for the door.
' wonder who it is, where's my coffee?'
" Hey Seto"
" What, can't you see I have to open the door"
" In your boxers"
" Hey!"
" Whatever, can I sit on your sofa"
" Sure, make yourself at home."
" Thanks"
Well I took the 'Make yourself at home' part to my head. I took my grossly dirty shirt off and laid down on the sofa. It was burning up in here. You would think a rich guy would know how to keep a room properly air- conditioned.
Ding dong
" Get that damn door Seto!"
" Hey, who's the home owner here?"
He finally opened the door. When I saw who was at the I sat strait up. Yami. His widened " I hope I'm not interrupting something.." he said
" Ah..." Seto said stupidly
" Am I missing something here."
" No Yami, I just got out of bed"
" What?"
" Isn't it obvious?"
" Your covered in sweat!"
" Ah...air conditioner's broken"
Yami gave Seto a strange look and Seto decided to look behind him.
" What the hell!" he screamed to me
" You said to make yourself at home"
" You're right, sorry"
" Not to mention it's hotter than hell in here"
" Yeah, sorry. Well, Yami you're here early, both of ya'll. Do you want some coffee Yami?"
" Starbucks brand?" he asked Seto curiously
" Nothing but"
" who can refuse! It's Starbucks brand"
" Yami, if you want you can go sit on the sofa with Bakura while I get ya'lls coffee."
" Okay" Yami replied to Seto.
We sat there, then we sat there some more.
" Ah! Ouch, ouch, grind you stupid thing grind!"
" Is everything okay Seto?" " Peachy, very peachy"
" What ever you say Seto"
Soon after that we heard cups rattling and Seto cursing in the kitchen or a least what I thought was the kitchen.
"Coffee's done" Seto yelled.
Seto walked in with a tray in his hand and what used to be a white chef's hat.
" I hope this wasn't to much trouble" Yami told Seto.
" Not at all my friend. I will do anything for Starbucks coffee!"
He put the tray down on the table and gave us each a cup of delicious, hot Starbucks coffee.
" Now, if ya'll don't mind I have to put on some pants and a shirt"
" You don't have to" I said " I don't mind" ' Hmmm... what would happen if I add a wink ' I gave him a wink
" Grrrr..! If I had my fwooshy coat I would.."
" What, fwoosh him to death"
" I'll be back and Bakura"
" Yes"
" Please remind me to kill you!"
" Anything for you honey"
He looked at me scared and ran off.
" So Yami, how's your coffee"
" What do you think?"
" Disgusting, makes you want to hurl. You know Yami, the bathroom is over there"
" How dare you insult Starbucks"
" Hey, ya'll ready?" Seto called from up stairs.
" Ready when you are Seto"
" Good because I'm ready"
I squealed. " We're going to Disney world!"
" Calm down Bakura" Yami told me.
" Listen to Yami, Bakura"
He walked down the stairs and walked toward me.
" Good boy" he said while patting my head " Good, good boy."
" Ya'll had breakfast right?" Yami asked
" Yeah" I answered
" Well gee, I wonder. Hmm.I ate breakfast in my boxers."
" You did, great! We can go now!"
" Sit boy" Seto commanded me. " Let me eat some Honey Nut Cheerios and then we'll go"
1 Hour Later...
" Are you done yet, are you done yet, are you done yet?" me and Yami Yug asked.
" No, can't you see. I have 3 more Cheerios to eat." He picked up one single Cheerio. " I think I'll call this one Ricky" CRUNCH " Two more Cheerios left."
10 minutes later...
" 1 more Cheerio left"
" C'mon Seto, eat the damn Cheerio!"
" Patience Bakura"
" Ug"
3 minutes later.. " There, you're done! Can we go now!" I complained
" I agree with Bakura! We're not getting any younger!"
" Just one more minute! Please! We have to stay for the funeral!"
" What!" me and Yami Yug yelled at the same time.
" Yes, the funeral. All those poor Cheerios. Just one minute" He pleaded this time.
" You said ' Just one more minute' an hour and fourteen minutes ago!"
" This time I mean it. Please, trust me" Me and Yami Yug looked at each other then at Seto's sad puppy face.
" Okay" Yami said
" Go ahead and have your funeral" I added
" Thank you. It'll just be a minute"
30 minutes later
" Okay, lets go!" Seto yelled. He scribbled a note to Mokuba and grabbed his bag. We all walked to the door.
" So, open the door Seto!" I demanded. He opened the door and finally we were out.
" The light, it burns" Yami yelled. Seto fell to his knees
" Why, why can't there be clouds today? Why! Today of all days!" he yelled.
I stood there watching in bewilderment. ' What's that sound?' It was like a live cockroach scurrying about on tile floor when not a sound was made. I looked down at the concrete below me. ' Oh God no ' What did I see you ask, well, I'll tell you. Right there, beside me I saw a squirrel perched on its hind legs with a nut in its scrawny arms staring at whatever the hell Yami and Seto were doing. He turned his head toward me and stared.
" What are you looking at?" I swear I saw him point at me but oh well. " Are ya'll done?" They both stood up.
" Hey what's that squirrel looking at?" Yami asked.
" Hey, did that squirrel just point to Bakura?" Seto asked " Whatever"
" Lets go and load up the car"
Seto walked to his car and opened the trunk.
" Okay, now lets load the car"
Seto threw his duffle bag into the trunk and then Yami. I walked toward the open trunk. I heaved the thing in and turned around.
" Damn, what smells?"
" Really, smells like a skunk crawled in my trunk and died. You smell that Bakura?"
" You can't prove anything!" I yelled and ran down the driveway.
" Smell has got him" Seto said
" Bakura, come back! We want to go!"
I walked back to the car casually. Seto got in the drivers seat and Yami took the back seat. ' Guess I take front passenger seat' I walked and got in the car without a word.
Seto backed out of the driveway and off we were. As we drove to the interstate we drove past my yami's place of employment. My yami was outside sweeping the driveway.
" Wasn't that your yami" Seto asked
" No, no it wasn't. My yami doesn't wear pink. Ah, it's not his color."
" There it is..the entrance ramp to..what?"
" The interstate!" we all yelled
" Yep" Seto said
" Disney world, here we come!" Yami yelled
Our adventure has finally began. Nothing can go wrong! Absolutely nothing!
a/n: I don't know. This was kind of a spur of the moment thing a long time ago during some class at school. If it is any good.I don't know. If it is full of craziness and humor.yes.it has a lot of it. He he he.I can't wait for the later chapters.I have some good ideas for those. Please review.I need to know if I should continue or to stop while I'm ahead of myself. To be honest I don't think much of my writing but I don't listen to what I think. I listen to what ya'll think. Anyways, hope ya'll enjoy this...oh and yes.there will be lemon ( ka gets to write lemon!!!) it's seto/bakura and yami/you'll have to read to find out. Enjoy ^-^
Vacation!!!
Bakura's POV
"Wow!, yeah! School's out! Yeah!"
" Hey, shut up Bakura!"
" You Seto, school's out!"
Finally, our freshmen year of high school is over with. Seto and Yami don't seem to be to happy though.
" Seto, Yami ya'll alright?"
"Sure" Yami said
" Whatever" Seto replied
" Damnit! What the hell is the matter with ya'll? It's summer"
Yami got up from the bench he and Seto were sitting on and walk toward me.
" I think I speak for the two of us when I say.summer sucks!" My mouth dropped open at Yami's words.
" Seto, do you agree with him?' I asked
" Yep" he said as he folded his arms across his chest.
" Now may I ask why?"
" Easy" Seto said " We have nothing to do and you know how you get when you have nothing to do" Yami nodded. I sat down right next to Seto and thought intensely. Blink went the little light bulb in my head.
" Hey Seto" I said with a mischievous tone of voice.
" What?" he snapped
" You have your driver's license already, right?"
" Yeah, ...what are you starting to think of?.."
" You have a car, right"
" Yeah, ... I don't like were this is going"
I think he noticed the look of insanity on my face.
" You're starting to scare me"
" I agree with you" Yami spat out as he backed away from me. Then I couldn't hold it in any more. " ROAD TRIP!!!" I screamed.
As the silence settled in after my outburst Seto stood up with a blank look and walked toward Yami. His back was to my face.
" Yeah, sure, a road trip. I'm cool, sure I'm cool about this. You Yami?" he said with a monotone.
" Ah.."
" Sure you are Yami"
" Okay"
" Now were to go"
I decided to walk over to Yami and converse with him about were to go. " So were do you think we should go? I asked him. We stood there in silence while Seto stood there in his state of shock.
" Do you think we should do something about him?" he asked me.
" Yeah, leave it to me" 'ha ha ha!' I walked around Seto so that we were eye to eye...somewhat.
" Seto, buddy, pal, please forgive me" In a split second I smacked him hard across his face.
" Hey, what was that for?!"
" Ah.anyways, were are we going to go?" I asked Yami and Seto.
" Somewhere we have never been to" Yami suggested
" How about something fun" Seto added
'Hmmmm..' I thought " Damnit, lets just go to ah...Disney World or something" Yami said frustrated"
" Good idea" me and Seto said at the same time.
" Then it is settled. We're going to go on a road trip to Disney World" I said.
" But what do I do with Mokuba?"
" Good point" I said
" He can stay with grandpa and Yugi"
" I think that he'll like that"
" So, when do we leave?" I asked excitedly
" In two days. I will purchase the tickets tonight and since I don't know how long it will take to get there I will make the hotel reservations when we get there.
" Okay"
" Well I guess I will be seeing ya'll in two days"
" Yeah' Yami said
" Remember, 2 days at Seto's house"
" Bakura" Seto yelled out
" Yes"
" Remind me to kill you"
" Sure"
" Well, I have to go and tell Mokuba about our plans, later"
" I have to go get the spare room ready for Mokuba's stay, see ya Bakura."
' Sigh' " I'm a geniuses" ' now what to pack?'
2 days later...
Beep, beep, beep, beep.." What the hell?" I turned over on my side and caught a glimpse of that annoying piece of shit alarm clock. " 7:00 am" ' sigh' " Why the hell did I set up the alarm clock? Whatever, if it was important I would have remembered it" I rolled back to my original position and pulled the warm covers over me. ' Alarm clock during summer.. I must have been crazy'
I closed my eyes. ' wasn't there something I had to do today? For some reason I feel like I'm forgetting some..'"Oh shit!' I jumped out of bed. ' why am I out of bed? Think Bakura think...why did I jump out of bed and yell shit? '
" Oh shit!, Disney, road trip, Seto's house...shit!"
I ran downstairs and grabbed one of those Chex Morning Mix things and poured a cup of milk. ' I'm glad to know that even when I am in a hurry I can still eat a healthy breakfast. Now where's my suitcase or duffle bag..whatever I'm using to pack? ' I power walked around the house until I found my duffle bag. " oh shit!" I picked up the bag and dropped it. ' Nothing, two days to pack and I have nothing...damnit!' I looked around the empty bag and saw all sorts of dirty cloth. I bent down and grabbed all the dirty cloth.
" Screw it" I extended my arm to where I could reach the bag. When I found one of the handles I clenched it in my hand and brought the bag over to me quickly. I began to throw all the disgustingly dirty cloth into the bag.
"Hmm..no ventilation.this could get smelly, not like it already isn't, I need.....Odor Eaters!!!" I ran to the laundry room, while dragging my duffle bag with my feet, and yanked the Odor Eaters off the shelf. I sprayed that bag furiously. It was almost like spraying a can of Raid on an already dead cockroach.
" Done...pure genius. Now to get to Seto's house." I dropped the Odor Eater can, grabbed my duffle bag and ran out the door. As I ran down my driveway. I heard a voice behind me. I looked back to see who was yelling.
" Bakura damnit" My father " can't you close the door or how about being quieter you know there are more people than just you here. Damnit!"
I started to run. My dad just stood there in the open doorframe shaking his fist high in the air. I ran all the way to Seto's house. While running to his house guess who I ran into..my Yami. He decided that he didn't want to go to fantasy land for summer so he made plans for his own summer.
" Hey" my Yami yelled as I kept on running.
" Hey" I yelled
" Take a break"
" Can't" " Well, you leave me no choice." He his foot out in my path and I stupidly tripped on it.
" I told you to take a break"
" Fine, what do you want and...why are you up so early?"
" Take a gander, the apron"
It was pink, had lace, a ..a ruffle.oh God. With fear in my voice I asked him "So exactly what are you doing with your summer? "
" I'm glad you asked my lighter half" I cocked an eyebrow " I am the restaurants newest cleaning lady"
" Wha.."
" Yes, I have taken the solemn oath of the cleaning ladies. When ever there is a dirty toilet I'll be there, whenever there is a piece of paper on the floor I will be there, whenever..huh, get back here!"
" Sorry, got to go, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" ' Great, I'm the Alice in Wonderland bunny.'
Finally, after that strange encounter with my yami, I arrived at Seto's house, or should I say mansion. Slowly ( and not to mention out if breath) I walked to the gate and pushed the little button thing. The gate opened and walked to the massive door. Yet another funful button. I pushed it. ' where is he?'
5 min. later
I heard the sound of the locks being unlocked. The door opened. ' !!!!!!!!! ' Seto.
" You're here early"
" Seto, you look..."
" Hey, I just got out of bed! "
He was wearing Copenhagen blue boxers, Hanes brand if I saw correctly. He looked like something that came out of a horror film.
" Wait" I yelled " What did you say?!"
" You're here early"
My mouth dropped and I fell back. He caught me, good because I really didn't want to fall back, I could hurt a the daisies.
" You want some coffee, Starbucks brand. " he asked me
" Starbucks brand!, who can say no!"
I walked in and wow. That was the only word to describe it. ' So, when do I get my coffee?'
" So when are we gonna get started on our great adventure? "
" When Yami gets here"
" Oh"
ding, dong
" What?!" Seto did a 360 ( disco style) and headed for the door.
' wonder who it is, where's my coffee?'
" Hey Seto"
" What, can't you see I have to open the door"
" In your boxers"
" Hey!"
" Whatever, can I sit on your sofa"
" Sure, make yourself at home."
" Thanks"
Well I took the 'Make yourself at home' part to my head. I took my grossly dirty shirt off and laid down on the sofa. It was burning up in here. You would think a rich guy would know how to keep a room properly air- conditioned.
Ding dong
" Get that damn door Seto!"
" Hey, who's the home owner here?"
He finally opened the door. When I saw who was at the I sat strait up. Yami. His widened " I hope I'm not interrupting something.." he said
" Ah..." Seto said stupidly
" Am I missing something here."
" No Yami, I just got out of bed"
" What?"
" Isn't it obvious?"
" Your covered in sweat!"
" Ah...air conditioner's broken"
Yami gave Seto a strange look and Seto decided to look behind him.
" What the hell!" he screamed to me
" You said to make yourself at home"
" You're right, sorry"
" Not to mention it's hotter than hell in here"
" Yeah, sorry. Well, Yami you're here early, both of ya'll. Do you want some coffee Yami?"
" Starbucks brand?" he asked Seto curiously
" Nothing but"
" who can refuse! It's Starbucks brand"
" Yami, if you want you can go sit on the sofa with Bakura while I get ya'lls coffee."
" Okay" Yami replied to Seto.
We sat there, then we sat there some more.
" Ah! Ouch, ouch, grind you stupid thing grind!"
" Is everything okay Seto?" " Peachy, very peachy"
" What ever you say Seto"
Soon after that we heard cups rattling and Seto cursing in the kitchen or a least what I thought was the kitchen.
"Coffee's done" Seto yelled.
Seto walked in with a tray in his hand and what used to be a white chef's hat.
" I hope this wasn't to much trouble" Yami told Seto.
" Not at all my friend. I will do anything for Starbucks coffee!"
He put the tray down on the table and gave us each a cup of delicious, hot Starbucks coffee.
" Now, if ya'll don't mind I have to put on some pants and a shirt"
" You don't have to" I said " I don't mind" ' Hmmm... what would happen if I add a wink ' I gave him a wink
" Grrrr..! If I had my fwooshy coat I would.."
" What, fwoosh him to death"
" I'll be back and Bakura"
" Yes"
" Please remind me to kill you!"
" Anything for you honey"
He looked at me scared and ran off.
" So Yami, how's your coffee"
" What do you think?"
" Disgusting, makes you want to hurl. You know Yami, the bathroom is over there"
" How dare you insult Starbucks"
" Hey, ya'll ready?" Seto called from up stairs.
" Ready when you are Seto"
" Good because I'm ready"
I squealed. " We're going to Disney world!"
" Calm down Bakura" Yami told me.
" Listen to Yami, Bakura"
He walked down the stairs and walked toward me.
" Good boy" he said while patting my head " Good, good boy."
" Ya'll had breakfast right?" Yami asked
" Yeah" I answered
" Well gee, I wonder. Hmm.I ate breakfast in my boxers."
" You did, great! We can go now!"
" Sit boy" Seto commanded me. " Let me eat some Honey Nut Cheerios and then we'll go"
1 Hour Later...
" Are you done yet, are you done yet, are you done yet?" me and Yami Yug asked.
" No, can't you see. I have 3 more Cheerios to eat." He picked up one single Cheerio. " I think I'll call this one Ricky" CRUNCH " Two more Cheerios left."
10 minutes later...
" 1 more Cheerio left"
" C'mon Seto, eat the damn Cheerio!"
" Patience Bakura"
" Ug"
3 minutes later.. " There, you're done! Can we go now!" I complained
" I agree with Bakura! We're not getting any younger!"
" Just one more minute! Please! We have to stay for the funeral!"
" What!" me and Yami Yug yelled at the same time.
" Yes, the funeral. All those poor Cheerios. Just one minute" He pleaded this time.
" You said ' Just one more minute' an hour and fourteen minutes ago!"
" This time I mean it. Please, trust me" Me and Yami Yug looked at each other then at Seto's sad puppy face.
" Okay" Yami said
" Go ahead and have your funeral" I added
" Thank you. It'll just be a minute"
30 minutes later
" Okay, lets go!" Seto yelled. He scribbled a note to Mokuba and grabbed his bag. We all walked to the door.
" So, open the door Seto!" I demanded. He opened the door and finally we were out.
" The light, it burns" Yami yelled. Seto fell to his knees
" Why, why can't there be clouds today? Why! Today of all days!" he yelled.
I stood there watching in bewilderment. ' What's that sound?' It was like a live cockroach scurrying about on tile floor when not a sound was made. I looked down at the concrete below me. ' Oh God no ' What did I see you ask, well, I'll tell you. Right there, beside me I saw a squirrel perched on its hind legs with a nut in its scrawny arms staring at whatever the hell Yami and Seto were doing. He turned his head toward me and stared.
" What are you looking at?" I swear I saw him point at me but oh well. " Are ya'll done?" They both stood up.
" Hey what's that squirrel looking at?" Yami asked.
" Hey, did that squirrel just point to Bakura?" Seto asked " Whatever"
" Lets go and load up the car"
Seto walked to his car and opened the trunk.
" Okay, now lets load the car"
Seto threw his duffle bag into the trunk and then Yami. I walked toward the open trunk. I heaved the thing in and turned around.
" Damn, what smells?"
" Really, smells like a skunk crawled in my trunk and died. You smell that Bakura?"
" You can't prove anything!" I yelled and ran down the driveway.
" Smell has got him" Seto said
" Bakura, come back! We want to go!"
I walked back to the car casually. Seto got in the drivers seat and Yami took the back seat. ' Guess I take front passenger seat' I walked and got in the car without a word.
Seto backed out of the driveway and off we were. As we drove to the interstate we drove past my yami's place of employment. My yami was outside sweeping the driveway.
" Wasn't that your yami" Seto asked
" No, no it wasn't. My yami doesn't wear pink. Ah, it's not his color."
" There it is..the entrance ramp to..what?"
" The interstate!" we all yelled
" Yep" Seto said
" Disney world, here we come!" Yami yelled
Our adventure has finally began. Nothing can go wrong! Absolutely nothing!
