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History Of Magic

J - Please tell Sirius to pass the ink.

S - Please tell James that I don't care.

J - Please tell Sirius that I will hit him over the head if he doesn't give me the ink.

S - Please tell James to bring it on.

J - Please tell Sirius that I don't want to touch him incase I catch a disease.

S - Please tell James that he's just scared.

J - Please tell Sirius that I'm not the only chicken here.

S - Please tell James that we're not talking about Snape.

J - Please tell Sirius to get a life.

S - Please tell James . . .

L - For gods sake! It's not like your not reading each other's replies, you're practically talking!

S - He started it.

J - No I didn't.

S - Yes you did, look, please tell Sirius to pass the ink.

J - What of it?

S - Please tell James that it's my ink anyway.

:: Remus, Lily and Peter all roll eyes::

R - Please tell Peter that I bet him 3 Galleons that Sirius wins.

P - Please tell Remus to sod off.

R - Er, why are they not talking anyway?

P - Beats me.

L - It's because of me.

P - It was only a matter of time.

L - You mean you knew?

R - What that you would drive them both insane one day? Yeah we knew.

. . .

L - And into a more interesting conversation . . .

R - Being a werewolf really isn't that bad, I suppose. I mean, you get a free Halloween costume every year -

P - And plenty of screaming girls!

R - And an excuse to miss tests. Not to mention that you get to be the butt of all your friends' jokes.

::Sirius and James give innocent looks::

R - Well, having sharp, pointy teeth once a month can also help to counteract those nasty problems with whiny little brats.

::Peter starts whistling::

R - I meant Snape, you half-wit.

P - Same difference.

R - Seeing as you've decided to enter our, ahem, wonderful discussion, why aren't you talking?

J - I'm not talking to him because we promised to tell each other everything, and that half-wit decided to fancy MY GIRLFRIEND!

S - Hello? Who cares if I fancy his girlfriend, lots of people do, it's not like it's the end of the world.

::Lily groans::

L - We're getting no where.

R - Back to me being a werewolf, what I meant was . . .well, I always thought it'd be the most awful thing in the world, being a werewolf and all. But Sirius quickly made me forget that.

J - Among other things, like rules.

R - Right. Sirius has this . . . well . . . way with dealing with things. He seemed to think it the funniest thing in the world, for me to sprout hair and teeth and paws every month.

::James sniggers::

R - Its not funny!

S & J - Yes it is.

R - And would you like turning into a Wolf every full moon?

S - Dunno, it'd be a change from a dog.

J - Try being a stag and having bloody horns!

L - They're talking!!!!!

S & J - No we're not.

::Lily groans. Again . . . ::

R - If it makes you feel any better I fancy Lily too.

L - Do you?

R - Yeah I guess

P - Me too

J - Yeah well hands claws and paws off, she's mine.

S - Shut up you know she fancies me.

J - SURE! She's gonna be in love with a stringy, ugly guy with untidy hair when she can have me.

S - Yeah actually you skinny little midget.

J - She's mine dog breath

R - Hey what about me.

S&J - What about you.

R - I like her too!

S&J - I should care because.

R - She's way more likely to have me!

S - In your dreams fur face.

L - Guys, guys, shouldn't I get to pick who I like most.

All - No!

L - Sorry just a thought, carry on.

R - I'm popular.

J - Only because you turn into a monster once a month.

P - What about me, she's obviously dying to go out with me.

J - I agree, I can see why she'd want to go out with a fat rat.

S - Don't be snide to Peter, that's my job.

J - Says who.

S - Me

L - QUIT IT!!! To be honest, I do fancy someone in our year.

All - Who?

L - Not telling,

::A bit later on::

S - It's bound to be me.

J - No, it'll be me.

P - It's me, totally.

R - It's more likely to be me, but it might not be either of us.

J&P&S - What do you mean?

R- It could be anyone.

S - I have an idea. Lets flirt with her really bad and see which one of us she likes best.

J - That's a dumb idea.

R - And it'll hurt Lily.

S - So, she'll never know.

P - I'm so gonna win.

S - Yeah as a last resort, when all else fails try the fat angel look!

J - This is stupid, she's going out with me, and it'll really hurt her, come on her three best friends and boyfriend fighting over her.

::Guys all quieten down and look around ashamed::

J - . . .

P - . . .

R - . . .

S - So who's going first?