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History Of Magic
J - Please tell Sirius to pass the ink.
S - Please tell James that I don't care.
J - Please tell Sirius that I will hit him over the head if he doesn't give me the ink.
S - Please tell James to bring it on.
J - Please tell Sirius that I don't want to touch him incase I catch a disease.
S - Please tell James that he's just scared.
J - Please tell Sirius that I'm not the only chicken here.
S - Please tell James that we're not talking about Snape.
J - Please tell Sirius to get a life.
S - Please tell James . . .
L - For gods sake! It's not like your not reading each other's replies, you're practically talking!
S - He started it.
J - No I didn't.
S - Yes you did, look, please tell Sirius to pass the ink.
J - What of it?
S - Please tell James that it's my ink anyway.
:: Remus, Lily and Peter all roll eyes::
R - Please tell Peter that I bet him 3 Galleons that Sirius wins.
P - Please tell Remus to sod off.
R - Er, why are they not talking anyway?
P - Beats me.
L - It's because of me.
P - It was only a matter of time.
L - You mean you knew?
R - What that you would drive them both insane one day? Yeah we knew.
. . .
L - And into a more interesting conversation . . .
R - Being a werewolf really isn't that bad, I suppose. I mean, you get a free Halloween costume every year -
P - And plenty of screaming girls!
R - And an excuse to miss tests. Not to mention that you get to be the butt of all your friends' jokes.
::Sirius and James give innocent looks::
R - Well, having sharp, pointy teeth once a month can also help to counteract those nasty problems with whiny little brats.
::Peter starts whistling::
R - I meant Snape, you half-wit.
P - Same difference.
R - Seeing as you've decided to enter our, ahem, wonderful discussion, why aren't you talking?
J - I'm not talking to him because we promised to tell each other everything, and that half-wit decided to fancy MY GIRLFRIEND!
S - Hello? Who cares if I fancy his girlfriend, lots of people do, it's not like it's the end of the world.
::Lily groans::
L - We're getting no where.
R - Back to me being a werewolf, what I meant was . . .well, I always thought it'd be the most awful thing in the world, being a werewolf and all. But Sirius quickly made me forget that.
J - Among other things, like rules.
R - Right. Sirius has this . . . well . . . way with dealing with things. He seemed to think it the funniest thing in the world, for me to sprout hair and teeth and paws every month.
::James sniggers::
R - Its not funny!
S & J - Yes it is.
R - And would you like turning into a Wolf every full moon?
S - Dunno, it'd be a change from a dog.
J - Try being a stag and having bloody horns!
L - They're talking!!!!!
S & J - No we're not.
::Lily groans. Again . . . ::
R - If it makes you feel any better I fancy Lily too.
L - Do you?
R - Yeah I guess
P - Me too
J - Yeah well hands claws and paws off, she's mine.
S - Shut up you know she fancies me.
J - SURE! She's gonna be in love with a stringy, ugly guy with untidy hair when she can have me.
S - Yeah actually you skinny little midget.
J - She's mine dog breath
R - Hey what about me.
S&J - What about you.
R - I like her too!
S&J - I should care because.
R - She's way more likely to have me!
S - In your dreams fur face.
L - Guys, guys, shouldn't I get to pick who I like most.
All - No!
L - Sorry just a thought, carry on.
R - I'm popular.
J - Only because you turn into a monster once a month.
P - What about me, she's obviously dying to go out with me.
J - I agree, I can see why she'd want to go out with a fat rat.
S - Don't be snide to Peter, that's my job.
J - Says who.
S - Me
L - QUIT IT!!! To be honest, I do fancy someone in our year.
All - Who?
L - Not telling,
::A bit later on::
S - It's bound to be me.
J - No, it'll be me.
P - It's me, totally.
R - It's more likely to be me, but it might not be either of us.
J&P&S - What do you mean?
R- It could be anyone.
S - I have an idea. Lets flirt with her really bad and see which one of us she likes best.
J - That's a dumb idea.
R - And it'll hurt Lily.
S - So, she'll never know.
P - I'm so gonna win.
S - Yeah as a last resort, when all else fails try the fat angel look!
J - This is stupid, she's going out with me, and it'll really hurt her, come on her three best friends and boyfriend fighting over her.
::Guys all quieten down and look around ashamed::
J - . . .
P - . . .
R - . . .
S - So who's going first?
If any of you have ever read the reviews, Lottie.com did help write this and will kill me if I don't mention her. No one has been reviewing her story recently so it u can please read Malfoys Murder and review it to make her happy.
I'm introducing a new feature! If your review was especially nice, I'm going to mention you! Yay! Or if you flamed you might get a mention as well . . .
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The rest of you will prob be in next chappie! Ok on with da story.
History Of Magic
J - Please tell Sirius to pass the ink.
S - Please tell James that I don't care.
J - Please tell Sirius that I will hit him over the head if he doesn't give me the ink.
S - Please tell James to bring it on.
J - Please tell Sirius that I don't want to touch him incase I catch a disease.
S - Please tell James that he's just scared.
J - Please tell Sirius that I'm not the only chicken here.
S - Please tell James that we're not talking about Snape.
J - Please tell Sirius to get a life.
S - Please tell James . . .
L - For gods sake! It's not like your not reading each other's replies, you're practically talking!
S - He started it.
J - No I didn't.
S - Yes you did, look, please tell Sirius to pass the ink.
J - What of it?
S - Please tell James that it's my ink anyway.
:: Remus, Lily and Peter all roll eyes::
R - Please tell Peter that I bet him 3 Galleons that Sirius wins.
P - Please tell Remus to sod off.
R - Er, why are they not talking anyway?
P - Beats me.
L - It's because of me.
P - It was only a matter of time.
L - You mean you knew?
R - What that you would drive them both insane one day? Yeah we knew.
. . .
L - And into a more interesting conversation . . .
R - Being a werewolf really isn't that bad, I suppose. I mean, you get a free Halloween costume every year -
P - And plenty of screaming girls!
R - And an excuse to miss tests. Not to mention that you get to be the butt of all your friends' jokes.
::Sirius and James give innocent looks::
R - Well, having sharp, pointy teeth once a month can also help to counteract those nasty problems with whiny little brats.
::Peter starts whistling::
R - I meant Snape, you half-wit.
P - Same difference.
R - Seeing as you've decided to enter our, ahem, wonderful discussion, why aren't you talking?
J - I'm not talking to him because we promised to tell each other everything, and that half-wit decided to fancy MY GIRLFRIEND!
S - Hello? Who cares if I fancy his girlfriend, lots of people do, it's not like it's the end of the world.
::Lily groans::
L - We're getting no where.
R - Back to me being a werewolf, what I meant was . . .well, I always thought it'd be the most awful thing in the world, being a werewolf and all. But Sirius quickly made me forget that.
J - Among other things, like rules.
R - Right. Sirius has this . . . well . . . way with dealing with things. He seemed to think it the funniest thing in the world, for me to sprout hair and teeth and paws every month.
::James sniggers::
R - Its not funny!
S & J - Yes it is.
R - And would you like turning into a Wolf every full moon?
S - Dunno, it'd be a change from a dog.
J - Try being a stag and having bloody horns!
L - They're talking!!!!!
S & J - No we're not.
::Lily groans. Again . . . ::
R - If it makes you feel any better I fancy Lily too.
L - Do you?
R - Yeah I guess
P - Me too
J - Yeah well hands claws and paws off, she's mine.
S - Shut up you know she fancies me.
J - SURE! She's gonna be in love with a stringy, ugly guy with untidy hair when she can have me.
S - Yeah actually you skinny little midget.
J - She's mine dog breath
R - Hey what about me.
S&J - What about you.
R - I like her too!
S&J - I should care because.
R - She's way more likely to have me!
S - In your dreams fur face.
L - Guys, guys, shouldn't I get to pick who I like most.
All - No!
L - Sorry just a thought, carry on.
R - I'm popular.
J - Only because you turn into a monster once a month.
P - What about me, she's obviously dying to go out with me.
J - I agree, I can see why she'd want to go out with a fat rat.
S - Don't be snide to Peter, that's my job.
J - Says who.
S - Me
L - QUIT IT!!! To be honest, I do fancy someone in our year.
All - Who?
L - Not telling,
::A bit later on::
S - It's bound to be me.
J - No, it'll be me.
P - It's me, totally.
R - It's more likely to be me, but it might not be either of us.
J&P&S - What do you mean?
R- It could be anyone.
S - I have an idea. Lets flirt with her really bad and see which one of us she likes best.
J - That's a dumb idea.
R - And it'll hurt Lily.
S - So, she'll never know.
P - I'm so gonna win.
S - Yeah as a last resort, when all else fails try the fat angel look!
J - This is stupid, she's going out with me, and it'll really hurt her, come on her three best friends and boyfriend fighting over her.
::Guys all quieten down and look around ashamed::
J - . . .
P - . . .
R - . . .
S - So who's going first?
