A/N: yes, it has been a long time but I finally did it. Ch.2 is finally up. *starts to do a little happy dance* I hope that this chapter is good. Sigh. Oh well…at least it's finally up! I hope all ya'll enjoy. Oh yeah, please review. All flames are welcome ^-^. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:  do I have to say it…..fine!. as all of ya'll should know I don't own yu-gi-oh. Want to, but no. I don't own yu-gi-oh. 

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 Ch.2

Bakura's POV

We got on the interstate and off we were to Disney World. Ten minutes into the ride Seto asked a rather odd question.

"Hey guys……..where's Orlando?"

"Ah….why do you ask Seto?"

"Well, it could be because I don't know where Orlando is!" Silence. We started to look at the map and the road signs.

"Hey, look at that sign. It says that if we go right we'll get to Florida and if we go left we'll get to San Antonio."

"Bakura, what does that map say?" Seto asked.

"Ah….according to this go left, to San Antonio."

"Isn't Orlando in Florida?" Yami questioned.

"NO!, you will obey my authority!"

"Shut up and tell me!" Seto yelled.

"San Antonio!"

"Orlando is in Florida!!!" Yami said madly.

"The sign is wrong, I am right! I'm never wrong!"

"Well, actually, Bakura..." Yami started to say.

"Shut up Yami."

"Whatever" he retorted.

"San Antonio here we come!"

"Okay, but if we get lost it's gonna be your head decorating my wall!" Seto yelled.

"Fine, but you know I'm right."

"Right Bakura, whatever you want to think." Yami told me.

Two hours into the ride and I'm bored as hell.

"Guy's I'm bored."

"Then turn on the radio  or something."

"Hmm….I will, yes…I think will." I grabbed the radio knob and started to turn. "Seto, does your radio work?"

"Yes Bakura." I grabbed the knob again and started to pull on it.

"Grrr……turn on!" I yelled. In a second I fell backwards, hitting my back on the seat. 'What the' I looked at my hand and saw a little thing that looked like a knob. I glanced at where the radio knob was supposed  to be. 'Oh Shit!' 

"Yami, is this the radio knob?"

"I don't know, ask Seto."

"Seto is this……

"Oh my God!!! My radio knob is missing! Bakura!!!" Seto yelled.

"Oh look…" Seto gave me a weird look. I looked in the side mirror and saw Yami giving me a strange look.

"What!" I yelled

"Nothing, nothing" Seto said calmly.

           1 hour later…….

"We'll be there in about an hour"

"Great, what are we supposed to do for another hour?" Yami asked

Silence…….

"I know." I said.

"What don't you know."

"Anyways, lets play the license plate game!"

"Sure." Yami said.

"Whatever." Seto said. We sat there. 'why does this road have to be so deserted?'

"Ooh, I see some cars!"

"Great." Yami said.

"Wonderful." Seto said

"Ooh, look I see Texas, and there's another Texas, and another, and…look"

"Okay lets do something else." Yami said.

"I agree." Seto said. We sat there in silence.

"How about we sit here in silence?" Yami suggested. " It seems to be the only thing we can do."

"Fine"

             1 hour later…..

'What's that?' " Civilization!"  I yelled.

"Yeah Bakura."

"Drive faster Seto!!!!!"

"Bakura!"

"What?! Can't you see I'm going insane here!"

"Sit down and shut up!" Seto yelled at me.

"Fine" I sat there. 'Why does Yami get to enjoy himself?' He was lying, spread out on the backseat, sleeping…yeah…sleeping.

We finally entered the city of San Antonio. Finally!

"We're here!" Seto yelled. "Bakura, wake up Yami."

"Hm, hm, hm, hmpf!"

"What's the matter with you Bakura?"

"Hm, hm, hm, hmpf!"

"Damn it Bakura!…..oh…you can talk now."

"Thank you." I commented.

"Fine, you're welcome, whatever, now wake up Yami if he hasn't already woken up."

"Fine, fine. Yami…..Yami…..Yami." 'fine'  "Seto, I'm going to go to the back seat okay?"

"Whatever! Let me drive….I'll be impressed if I survive this trip."

I jumped over the seat and fell into the foot space of the backseat.

"I'm okay, yeah…all fine."

"Are you okay Bakura?" he asked.

"Peachy."

"Good, now wake up Yami."  I sighed. ' How the hell is he still asleep?' I nudged Yami. Still he slept. I sat up in the little grove I was trapped in. "Why me?" I murmured. I turned so my back faced little sleeping Yami.

"So now where do we go Seto?"

"I don't know Bakura."

"Okay." I sat there and began to go into a daze. 'What's that?' Something was crawling up my back. 'Oh no….it can't be…' I felt more crawling.

"BOO!"

"Ahhhh!" I screamed like a girl. "What  the hell!?" I turned around…..

"Yami!" I yelled

"What, did I scare you?"

"I thought that you were the cockroach I killed two weeks ago!"

"Wow, I feel loved." he said sarcastically.

"Nah, I love Seto." I said sarcastically, shooting Seto a wink.

"So where are we going Seto?" Yami asked

"Where do ya'll want to go?"

"What's in San Antonio?" Yami asked.

"Alamo, Shamu, Starbucks..."

"Starbucks!" Me and Yami Yugi yelled.

"Ah, no. I guess I'll make the decision….Alamo."

"The historic Alamo." Yami commented.

"Yes, but first we eat."

Silence…….

"Where?" I asked.

Silence……..

" We'll there's a Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, McDonalds..." Yami stated.

Some more silence….

"Taco Bell" we all said in unison. Seto drove up to the Taco Bell and parked the car. We got out and made our way toward the first set of glass doors.

"Bakura!" Seto called out to me.

"Yeah?"

"Get the Damn door!"

"Fine!" I snapped at him. I got to the door and opened it.

"Thanks Bakura."

"No problem Yami." Seto walked up to me and patted me on the head.

"Good Bakura."  Seto said to me.

"Grrrr…." We all walked to the menu and stared at it.

"What do you guys want?" Seto asked.

"What are you getting?" Yami asked.

"Chilupa."

"Okay, I'll just get whatever that is."

"Same here" I added. I walked up to Seto. "Oh, Seto, baby boy." I said while pinching his cheek. "You want to pay for the mean ol' Chilupas. Okay?" I looked at a table that was in clear view "Oh Seto, baby boy, don't get lost on your way back to the table." I patted him on his cheek and took ten steps toward the table and sat down.

"Hey Yami…do you think he'll get lost?" He looked up toward Seto and faced me again.

"Yes, I think he will."

"I do too."  I sat there staring blankly at Seto as he paid for the food. 'It's going to be a log way to Disney.'

SMACK!

"Huh….what the?" I snapped out of my daze and saw that Yami had fallen out of his chair laughing like a hyena that was high off something. I always knew that he was part hyena but why was he laughing so hard? And why did my head hurt so freakin' bad? Seto. I turned my head slowly toward where Seto now stood. He had a map rolled up in his hands.

SMACK!

"Seto, what was that for?" I blurted out as I rubbed my head.

"You were off in la la land."

Yami got up off the floor and sat there quietly trying to look like a little angel.

"Eat fast ya'll. We still need to get to the Alamo and then we have to get off on the road again. Speaking of which…hey genius." I started to look around for the genius Seto was talking about.

"Oh…me."

"Yeah. Where do we go next from here?" He handed me the map and then added. "Mr. Genius map master."

SMACK!

"Bakura! What was that for?"

"Payback." I love payback. Seto and Yami settled down and ate as I stared at the map. 'Okay…we are here and we need to go west. Hmmmmm…ah, I see….we have to go to El Paso from here. I'll figure out where to go next from El Paso later.'

"Hey Seto, according to the map after here we need to go to …...oh my….Seto. I've never seen this side or you." His face was covered with food. Who would think that an honor student and the CEO of a multi-million dollar corporation would be such a….such a…pig.

"You're such a pig."

"I agree with Bakura, Seto." Yami said

"Shut up you two. Bakura where do we go after here!"

"El Paso."

"Fine, now finish eating so we can go to the Alamo."  Seto grabbed a napkin and wiped his face furiously, trying to clean the mess he made on his face. 'Sigh'

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"Damn it! I hate parking lots!" Seto muttered to himself.

"Seto I thought that you would like to know, but if you look to your right there's a free parking space."

"Thank you Yami. Thank you. Bakura, how come you can't be helpful like Yami?"

"Is that a rhetorical question?"

Seto growled angrily at me as he parked the car.

"Okay." Seto looked at his watch "If we're going to make it to El Paso before night time we can only spend two hours here at the most."

"Okay." Me and Yami Yugi said in unison. We all walked side by side as we approached a busy street. Seto grabbed my hand and looked me in the eye.

"Bakura, hold my hand tight now. We wouldn't want you to get ran over by a car and die, right Yami?" Yami stood there trying to look cool.

"Whatever you say Seto."

"Yami, you think you're so cool cause you don't have to hold my hand….right." Yami nodded his head. "Well we wouldn't want you to get hurt now would we?" Yami saw the evil glare in Seto's eyes

"You'll never get me Seto! Muahahahahahahahah!!!!!" Yami looked to his right, making sure that there weren't too many oncoming cars. Seto made an attempt to grab Yami's arm but failed. Yami had run into the street like a deranged bunny rabbit. Never in my life, or wildest of dreams, come to think about it, would I have pictured Yami, the sanest one of our little group, running through a busy street, dodging cars, just to get away from Seto's humiliating death grip. Speaking of which…

"Seto."

"What?"

"Can you loosen your death grip a little?"

"No!"

"Okay." Yeah, but never in my life. We stood there, eyes transfixed on the scurrying Yami.

"I wonder about him."

"Yeah." I said "I wonder. Wonder how he hasn't been put in a mental home."

"Hey! He made it!!!"

"Really?"

"Look you dumb nut."

"Hey!"

"Hey!" Seto pointed down toward the sidewalk

"Hey!!!"

 There he sat. Laughing and pointing at me. That long crocked finger with the single protruding claw. That brown bushy tail bobbing up and down with every laugh that came from the stupid creature. I felt my face go red from anger and frustration. I couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Evil Squirrel! Damn you! Hey, stop laughing at me."

"Bakura, shut the hell up! You're embarrassing me."  I looked at his hand that tightly held mine.

"Really?" I said.

"Shut up. Look." I looked. The traffic light had turned red, leaving the street clear of speeding cars. If you ask me it is the perfect time to humiliate Seto. I bent down on my knees to give me the height of a small child.

"C'mon Bakura. Before the light turn green and we get ran over and sold to the Road Kill Café."

"But mommy Seto, I don't want to go to the Alamo. I want to go to the zoo."

"Bakura, what the fu-"

"Whaha! I don't like it when you curse, mommy!" I tugged on his arm. All he did was growl at me.

"Come on." He began to drag me into the temporarily deserted street.

"But I wanna go to the zoo." 

A casually dressed woman stopped at the "tender" display of "motherly" love. She walked up to Seto and slapped him across the face.

"You monster! How dare you treat your daughter like that?!" She walked away.

"What was that about honey?"

"I don't know mommy."

We began to walk slowly to where Yami was waiting for us. I looked over toward the line of stopped cars. Within seconds they began to charge at us. I tugged on Seto's arm.

"Se….Se…..Seto!!!!"

" What?!"

I pointed at the moving cars

"AHHHHH!!!!" We both screamed. I got up from my kiddy position and we both ran. Seto muttered something as we ran. It sounded a lot like "I'm not going to the Road Kill Café, I'm not going to the Road Kill Café!" We both tripped on something. But what?

"Bakura, are we alive?"

"I don't know." I felt around. The ground was solid. Cement it felt like. But what's this? It felt like leather and had a boot shape to it. I opened my eyes and looked up.

"BOO!"

"Yami. Are you dead to?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I asked you first."

"So?"

"So?"

"So?"

"So?"

"So…should we do something about Seto?"  I got up and walked toward Seto. I lightly kicked his side.

"Get up Seto. Remember we need to get to El Paso before night." Seto's eyes flew open and he jumped up.

"Come on we don't have too much time."

For no reason I started to look around. 'Hmm…..tree, crosswalk, elevated walkway across the street, evil squirrel laughing and pointing at me…..huh? Cross walk and elevated walk way!!!!!'

"Hey Yami!" I pointed in the direction of both the cross walk and the elevated walkway.

"Holy shit no!!!"

"What the hell are you yelling about?" Seto asked. Yami pointed. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" gasp "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" Seto fainted, falling backwards into my arms.

"Yami, he's out cold."

"What are we going to do?"

"I know exactly what to do" I leaned down. My face coming inches away from his. I whispered in a low voice to him "Kiss me sugar." Before I knew it he jumped out of my arms and yelled:

"To the Alamo!"

We walked down the sidewalk side by side. As we walked we admired the beautiful stone wall lined with arches.

"This place is rather depressing if you ask me. All the lives that were lost….

"Bakura, I didn't know you had feelings!"

"Watch it!" I snapped.

"And all this time I thought that you were a rock with white hair."

"Where did that come from Seto?" Yami asked.

"I saw a little rock and I imagined it with white hair."

"Okay..."

"Come on you lazy butts! We're almost there!"

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"Wow!"

"Shush Bakura. Read the sign." Yami pointed in the direction of the sign.

                                    Please. No pictures, no filming,

                                   No touching, No stealing, and

                                  No talking.

"Oh."  I walked around admiring the beauty of the historic fort. 'You know….as nice as this is this is so freakin' boring!'

Step

Crunch

I froze in place. 'What the?' I lifted my foot to see what I might have stepped on ' oh, it's nothing but a cockroach…….cockroach?……cockroach!'

"Ah cockroach!"

"Bakura. Shut up!"

"I crushed a cockroach! Ew…gross!"

"Sir, please discontinue the talking." An employee said.

"Sir I just killed a cockroach."

"If you do not stop talking we will have to throw you and your friends out."

Seto walked to the employee. " Sir, no need to throw us out. We have to be on our way anyways."

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"Wow Bakura……I didn't know that you were so afraid of cockroaches."

"Well now you know. Yes Yami, I am afraid of cockroaches."

"Shut up. Both of ya'll. Bakura, do I stay on  interstate 10?"

"Yes Seto."

"Thank you. What the hell?!"

"What?"

"Look to your left."

"What the-"

"What?" Yami asked. "What's so shocking?" I pointed to him.  "What the-"

"Now you see"  All three of us stared at the small building we saw, that was practically o the middle of nowhere.

"The Toilet Seat Museum." I muttered.

"I wonder if they have any for sale? I've been needing a new toilet seat for years."

"Whoa, that was way to much info." I yelled to Seto.

"I agree with Bakura, Seto."

"What? You wanna come to my house and see for yourself?"

"No thank you."

"Okay."

"Even if they did sell them we wouldn't have time. Remember…El Paso, night time?"

"You're right Yami."

"What about me Seto?"

" ……I have no comment…."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"So….what are we going to do? Sit here in silence till we get there."

"Well…..If I still had my radio knob, Bakura, I would turn on the radio."

"So what are we going to do?"

"We are going to sit here in silence."

"Fine. I can handle that. How long till we get there?"

"About two or three hours."

"Oh…okay."

            1 hour later………

"Wow, I can't believe it. Not a word or sound has been made for an hour." Seto, how much longer?"

"About another hour."

'Great. Another hour of intolerable boredom.' " Okay….no….not okay….Seto what can I do? I'm bored."

"Turn around and you'll see what you can do."  I did as Seto said. Yami was lying there fast asleep. "You can learn a thing or two from Yami."

"Fine….good night Seto." With that I closed my eyes. 'This is impossible! You can't just close your eyes and fall asleep….even if I am getting tired….even if my eyelids…seem….to feel….heavier…………………..

"Bakura, Bakura..."

"No! Get away from me you evil squirrel!"

"Bakura…wake up!"

"Huh. What? Where am I?"

"We're in El Paso."

"What….no…we can't be."

"Leave it to me, Yami."

Yami nodded.

"Damn it Bakura, wake up. I have to ask you a question like I did Yami."

"Shoot."

"We have a choice of two hotels."

"Okay."

"They are the Hampton Inn and Best Western. Which one would you like to stay in?"

"Hampton."

"Good. That makes three of us." He sighed. "Now I have to go and see if they have some rooms available. I'll be back." He got out of the car and walked into the hotel's lobby.

"So Yami…..how long do you think it will take him?"

"I don't know."

"Yeah. So…how are things going for you in the backseat?"

"Oh! Every things fine."

"Really. That's good."

"Yeah. How are things going for you in the front seat?"

"Very well."

"Cool."

"Yeah….I figured out what this button is for."

"Really? Cool. What does it do?"

"It raises and lowers the window."

"Wow! That's cool!"

"Isn't it?"

"Yeah!"

"So…."

"So…."

"Oh, I think I see Seto coming!" I yelled.

"Really?"

"Yeah!"

"Cool."

"Wow, listen to us. This is what boredom does to the human brain."

"Yup."

"Yep."

Seto got in the car.

"So?" I asked.

"Well, they only had one room available."

"That could be a problem."

"It has a king sized bed and a sofa."

"Yeah. So?"  He reached into his pocket and pulled out a hotel room key card.

"You got the room?"

"No. I stole this card cause I thought it looked pretty."

"Well, I think that it kinda does look cute. I mean look at that card. Look and it and tell me it doesn't look cute."

"Damn it. Yes Bakura. I got the room!"

"How are we going to sleep?"

"By closing our eyes."

"Let me rephrase that. What are the sleeping arrangements?"

"We'll figure that out later. First things first. We need to have dinner."

"Where? We're practically in the middle of nowhere."

"We'll find a place. Trust me."

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"Wow, that was good." Yami said as we walked into the room.

"Yeah, but who knew that Bakura would jump on top of the table with two straws up his nose and cluck like a chicken to just get fifty cents off his damn chicken sandwich."

"What do you expect Seto? It's Bakura."

"Big point."

"Hey!" I yelled. I stared at the room. "Guys. What about the sleeping arrangements?"

"Oh yeah..." Seto looked around the room carefully. "Okay, Yami you can take the sofa and I guess me and Bakura can take the bed."  Yami looked at Seto strangely.

"Well I guess it's off to bed. We got a long way to go tomorrow, right?"

"Don't ask me. Bakura, where do we go from here?"

I pulled out my map and began to stare at it. 'We are here and we have to stay on interstate 10…so we should be around here I guess' "Seto, according to this we should be somewhere in Arizona or hopefully somewhere in California."

"Okay. Well come on lets get to bed."

"Well good night Seto. Bakura."

"Don't tell me that you are going to sleep in those tight clothes of yours."

"Actually I'm going to wait till you two go to sleep so I can get comfortable."

"What, do you like to sleep bare as the day you were born?"

"Actually…..no. If you don't mind I sleep in my boxers."

"Oh."

"Bakura!" Seto yelled. " I hope you don't mind but I sleep the same way Yami does." We all stared at each other.

"Okay, I guess we should get going to bed." We slowly turned so our backs faced each others. Slowly I removed my clothes 'Damn. I just had to wear these ones. Of all days, today.'  I turned around and walked to the bed. "Copenhagen blue Seto?"

"Yellow with a big smiley face on your ass Bakura" My face reddened.

"Shut up!"

"You."

"You."

"Hey!"

"Yami, blue with red polka dots."

"At least I don't have a big smiley face on my ass."

"Leave the smiley out of this."

"Guys, lets just get to bed. We have got a long day tomorrow, okay?"

"Good night all." Yami said as he laid down on his sofa.

"Night Bakura."

"Night Seto." We both climbed into the bed. This is so weird if you ask me. Oh, well. Seto turned off the light. Well, so far so good. I wonder what tomorrow will bring for us….adventure, a quest…..more intolerable boredom. Whatever it is I think I can handle it……..how much longer till we get to Disney World?

A/N: Did this suck? I don't know but I do know it took me a long time to type. Sorry if this is starting to feel slow. I have already started to write ch.3. he he he I have a lot of "fun" in store for them, including a new character. Tell me if you like this ch. Thanks for reading.