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Muggle Studies

R - Hey Sirius what's up? You look scared.

S - Of course I'm scared I have every right to be scared, don't ask questions your scaring me, where's James? I'm scared.

R - . . . Go on.

S - It's about Lily.

R - You do know me and Peter were kidding about the whole "Lily's fit" thing.

::Sirius starts looking reeally angry::

S - What.

R - Er hi James!

S - Eeep

J - Hi.

R - What's the matter?

::Sirius makes frantic gestures behind James telling him to shut up::

J - Me and Lily split up.

R - Why?

J - Why do you think? She's suddenly decided to become a death eater and has ran off with Snape.

R - Really?

J - Yeah the weddings next year.

P - Uh guys, what's a Compooter?

J - Hello? Major crises here! Lily and me no more!

P - You do know that Remus and I were kidding about fancying Lily? We got caught up in the moment.

J - I'll give you caught up in the moment!!!!!

::James starts strangling Peter::

J - I'll kill you, I'll kill you!!!!

R - You know Peter I think you shouldn't have said that.

S - Gee you think?

R - Yeah.

S - Hey just between us, it was my fault, I came up with the contest which broke them up.

J - On second thoughts . . .

::Starts strangling Sirius::

J - I'll kill you!!!!!!!

::The professor splits them up just as Sirius punches James and they are sent up to Dumbledoore::

R - I think we should talk to Lily.

P - Yeah, let's try and enchant this so Lily can write on in from the other side of the school.

R - It's worth a try.

::They mutter something under their breaths::

R - Lily are you there? This is Remus and Peter I repeat Lily are you there?

?? - Who is this and what are you doing in my copy of Witch Weekly?

R - Oh crap.

::Both point wands as sheet which glows pink for a second::

R - Lily?

L - James?

P - Peter

L - Remus?

R - Finally

L - What the hell are you doing on my Ancient Runes work?

R - Singing the national anthem, what the hell does it look like?

? - What's this? Writing notes? How pathetic, must have something to do with James Potter.

P - Snape is that you?

? - WHAT! No this is the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart

R - Hey isn't he the guy that didn't make the Quidditch team?

P - You mean the guy James wouldn't let get on the Quidditch team?

R - Yeah, that's the one!

TWGL, (the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart) - The one and only Gilderoy Lockhart, the most fancied boy in this school, highest marks ever for two years running, impeccable standards, teachers love me-

R - He's starting to sound like Tom Riddle.

P - Who?

R - I dunno never heard of him.

::Long pause::

R - What r u doing sat next to Lily?

TWGL, sorry TOAOGL, (the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart) -Nuffin.

R - Lily, why are you sat next Gilderoy Lockhart?

L -We had to be in alphabetical order.

R - Oh, right! That clears it then. There must have been no people with names between E and L.

L - . . .

R - . . .

L - Shut up Remus and get out of my private life.

R - But I didn't say anything. hey, why, how, what are you up to that's private?

L - Leave us alone.

R - Fine, I leave you alone together.

TOAOGL - Come on Lily lets see if you can find the ancient map that will lead to my heart.

R - . . .

P - . . .

R - . . . ?

P - Do you reckon there's something going on there?

:: Meanwhile outside Dumbledore 's office::

J - This is all your fault.

S - My fault? Just coz u ended up with a girl who was too hot to handle and obviously fancied me. She said so.

J - No she didn't you pathetic liar.

S - Just can't handle the truth can you? She said her self she fancied someone in our year.

J - And that immediately means it's you does it?

S - Well, yeah! Who else could it be?

J - I don't care any way, I dumped her.

[A/N: Wait a minuted Lottie! I said she dumped him because she's -]

::Lottie.Com places her hand over Micro Chicks mouth preventing the spillage of the whole story line secret::

BACK to the Story . . . S - Oh right so you won't mind when I tell you she was snogging Snape behind the Quidditch equipment cupboard at lunch then.

J - I'm gonna kill him!

S - Woah easy there, easy!



J - Shut up Padfoot this is bad enough as it is!



::James sits down on the floor::

[A/N: If you're wondering where Dumbledoor is, he's . . . um . . . taking a shower . . . yeah that'll do.]

J - This is all your fault.

S - Well technically, Remus brought up the whole Lily debate thing when he said he liked her.

J - Yeah but you were first

S - You never know, I've only fancied her for a year, Remus could've fancied her for-like forever!

J - Sirius, he admitted he didn't b4.

S - That's only coz he's scared of you. You turned into a bloody great stag for gods sake.

J - And you turn into a dog, your point being?

S - It's not my fault!!!!

J - You started fancying her.

S - So did you.

J - . . . Damn . . .

::Sirius grins gleefully::

J - . . .

S - . . .

J - I don't care, its still your fault!!