Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter and all related characters, Buffy is also
mine, and Gundam Wing.
Reality Check people.
Though I do own The Sims Unleashed . . .
Reviews!
Queen of the clarinets - God why is your name so long! Thanx anyway, e-mail me when the stories up.
NemesisMuse - Cheers, will do!
Darragh Tieraneux - I'M cute.
Song*breeze - Ok I will
Iveyeina Rassitne - Your name rocks, (though I don't know how to say it.) -I mean thanx for da review!
Sorry that's all I can do!
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Micro Chick: [Grabs back keyboard] Sorry about that, though do review her stories, I need my eardrums.
Muggle Studies
R - Hey Sirius what's up? You look scared.
S - Of course I'm scared I have every right to be scared, don't ask questions your scaring me, where's James? I'm scared.
R - . . . Go on.
S - It's about Lily.
R - You do know me and Peter were kidding about the whole "Lily's fit" thing.
::Sirius starts looking reeally angry::
S - What.
R - Er hi James!
S - Eeep
J - Hi.
R - What's the matter?
::Sirius makes frantic gestures behind James telling him to shut up::
J - Me and Lily split up.
R - Why?
J - Why do you think? She's suddenly decided to become a death eater and has ran off with Snape.
R - Really?
J - Yeah the weddings next year.
P - Uh guys, what's a Compooter?
J - Hello? Major crises here! Lily and me no more!
P - You do know that Remus and I were kidding about fancying Lily? We got caught up in the moment.
J - I'll give you caught up in the moment!!!!!
::James starts strangling Peter::
J - I'll kill you, I'll kill you!!!!
R - You know Peter I think you shouldn't have said that.
S - Gee you think?
R - Yeah.
S - Hey just between us, it was my fault, I came up with the contest which broke them up.
J - On second thoughts . . .
::Starts strangling Sirius::
J - I'll kill you!!!!!!!
::The professor splits them up just as Sirius punches James and they are sent up to Dumbledoore::
R - I think we should talk to Lily.
P - Yeah, let's try and enchant this so Lily can write on in from the other side of the school.
R - It's worth a try.
::They mutter something under their breaths::
R - Lily are you there? This is Remus and Peter I repeat Lily are you there?
?? - Who is this and what are you doing in my copy of Witch Weekly?
R - Oh crap.
::Both point wands as sheet which glows pink for a second::
R - Lily?
L - James?
P - Peter
L - Remus?
R - Finally
L - What the hell are you doing on my Ancient Runes work?
R - Singing the national anthem, what the hell does it look like?
? - What's this? Writing notes? How pathetic, must have something to do with James Potter.
P - Snape is that you?
? - WHAT! No this is the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart
R - Hey isn't he the guy that didn't make the Quidditch team?
P - You mean the guy James wouldn't let get on the Quidditch team?
R - Yeah, that's the one!
TWGL, (the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart) - The one and only Gilderoy Lockhart, the most fancied boy in this school, highest marks ever for two years running, impeccable standards, teachers love me-
R - He's starting to sound like Tom Riddle.
P - Who?
R - I dunno never heard of him.
::Long pause::
R - What r u doing sat next to Lily?
TWGL, sorry TOAOGL, (the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart) -Nuffin.
R - Lily, why are you sat next Gilderoy Lockhart?
L -We had to be in alphabetical order.
R - Oh, right! That clears it then. There must have been no people with names between E and L.
L - . . .
R - . . .
L - Shut up Remus and get out of my private life.
R - But I didn't say anything. hey, why, how, what are you up to that's private?
L - Leave us alone.
R - Fine, I leave you alone together.
TOAOGL - Come on Lily lets see if you can find the ancient map that will lead to my heart.
R - . . .
P - . . .
R - . . . ?
P - Do you reckon there's something going on there?
:: Meanwhile outside Dumbledore 's office::
J - This is all your fault.
S - My fault? Just coz u ended up with a girl who was too hot to handle and obviously fancied me. She said so.
J - No she didn't you pathetic liar.
S - Just can't handle the truth can you? She said her self she fancied someone in our year.
J - And that immediately means it's you does it?
S - Well, yeah! Who else could it be?
J - I don't care any way, I dumped her.
[A/N: Wait a minuted Lottie! I said she dumped him because she's -]
::Lottie.Com places her hand over Micro Chicks mouth preventing the spillage of the whole story line secret::
BACK to the Story . . . S - Oh right so you won't mind when I tell you she was snogging Snape behind the Quidditch equipment cupboard at lunch then.
J - I'm gonna kill him!
S - Woah easy there, easy!
J - Shut up Padfoot this is bad enough as it is!
::James sits down on the floor::
[A/N: If you're wondering where Dumbledoor is, he's . . . um . . . taking a shower . . . yeah that'll do.]
J - This is all your fault.
S - Well technically, Remus brought up the whole Lily debate thing when he said he liked her.
J - Yeah but you were first
S - You never know, I've only fancied her for a year, Remus could've fancied her for-like forever!
J - Sirius, he admitted he didn't b4.
S - That's only coz he's scared of you. You turned into a bloody great stag for gods sake.
J - And you turn into a dog, your point being?
S - It's not my fault!!!!
J - You started fancying her.
S - So did you.
J - . . . Damn . . .
::Sirius grins gleefully::
J - . . .
S - . . .
J - I don't care, its still your fault!!
Reality Check people.
Though I do own The Sims Unleashed . . .
Reviews!
Queen of the clarinets - God why is your name so long! Thanx anyway, e-mail me when the stories up.
NemesisMuse - Cheers, will do!
Darragh Tieraneux - I'M cute.
Song*breeze - Ok I will
Iveyeina Rassitne - Your name rocks, (though I don't know how to say it.) -I mean thanx for da review!
Sorry that's all I can do!
Lottie.Com: Lottie.com is also here, and Micro-chick better b nice coz I have devoted a whole fanfic 2 her if u read my stories which no-one duz :: Sniff sniff:: plz read my stories and review them and that'll make me happy then I will write more of this which'll make you happy, then you'll be so happy you'll read my story and make me happy!
Micro Chick: [Grabs back keyboard] Sorry about that, though do review her stories, I need my eardrums.
Muggle Studies
R - Hey Sirius what's up? You look scared.
S - Of course I'm scared I have every right to be scared, don't ask questions your scaring me, where's James? I'm scared.
R - . . . Go on.
S - It's about Lily.
R - You do know me and Peter were kidding about the whole "Lily's fit" thing.
::Sirius starts looking reeally angry::
S - What.
R - Er hi James!
S - Eeep
J - Hi.
R - What's the matter?
::Sirius makes frantic gestures behind James telling him to shut up::
J - Me and Lily split up.
R - Why?
J - Why do you think? She's suddenly decided to become a death eater and has ran off with Snape.
R - Really?
J - Yeah the weddings next year.
P - Uh guys, what's a Compooter?
J - Hello? Major crises here! Lily and me no more!
P - You do know that Remus and I were kidding about fancying Lily? We got caught up in the moment.
J - I'll give you caught up in the moment!!!!!
::James starts strangling Peter::
J - I'll kill you, I'll kill you!!!!
R - You know Peter I think you shouldn't have said that.
S - Gee you think?
R - Yeah.
S - Hey just between us, it was my fault, I came up with the contest which broke them up.
J - On second thoughts . . .
::Starts strangling Sirius::
J - I'll kill you!!!!!!!
::The professor splits them up just as Sirius punches James and they are sent up to Dumbledoore::
R - I think we should talk to Lily.
P - Yeah, let's try and enchant this so Lily can write on in from the other side of the school.
R - It's worth a try.
::They mutter something under their breaths::
R - Lily are you there? This is Remus and Peter I repeat Lily are you there?
?? - Who is this and what are you doing in my copy of Witch Weekly?
R - Oh crap.
::Both point wands as sheet which glows pink for a second::
R - Lily?
L - James?
P - Peter
L - Remus?
R - Finally
L - What the hell are you doing on my Ancient Runes work?
R - Singing the national anthem, what the hell does it look like?
? - What's this? Writing notes? How pathetic, must have something to do with James Potter.
P - Snape is that you?
? - WHAT! No this is the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart
R - Hey isn't he the guy that didn't make the Quidditch team?
P - You mean the guy James wouldn't let get on the Quidditch team?
R - Yeah, that's the one!
TWGL, (the wonderful Gilderoy Lockhart) - The one and only Gilderoy Lockhart, the most fancied boy in this school, highest marks ever for two years running, impeccable standards, teachers love me-
R - He's starting to sound like Tom Riddle.
P - Who?
R - I dunno never heard of him.
::Long pause::
R - What r u doing sat next to Lily?
TWGL, sorry TOAOGL, (the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart) -Nuffin.
R - Lily, why are you sat next Gilderoy Lockhart?
L -We had to be in alphabetical order.
R - Oh, right! That clears it then. There must have been no people with names between E and L.
L - . . .
R - . . .
L - Shut up Remus and get out of my private life.
R - But I didn't say anything. hey, why, how, what are you up to that's private?
L - Leave us alone.
R - Fine, I leave you alone together.
TOAOGL - Come on Lily lets see if you can find the ancient map that will lead to my heart.
R - . . .
P - . . .
R - . . . ?
P - Do you reckon there's something going on there?
:: Meanwhile outside Dumbledore 's office::
J - This is all your fault.
S - My fault? Just coz u ended up with a girl who was too hot to handle and obviously fancied me. She said so.
J - No she didn't you pathetic liar.
S - Just can't handle the truth can you? She said her self she fancied someone in our year.
J - And that immediately means it's you does it?
S - Well, yeah! Who else could it be?
J - I don't care any way, I dumped her.
[A/N: Wait a minuted Lottie! I said she dumped him because she's -]
::Lottie.Com places her hand over Micro Chicks mouth preventing the spillage of the whole story line secret::
BACK to the Story . . . S - Oh right so you won't mind when I tell you she was snogging Snape behind the Quidditch equipment cupboard at lunch then.
J - I'm gonna kill him!
S - Woah easy there, easy!
J - Shut up Padfoot this is bad enough as it is!
::James sits down on the floor::
[A/N: If you're wondering where Dumbledoor is, he's . . . um . . . taking a shower . . . yeah that'll do.]
J - This is all your fault.
S - Well technically, Remus brought up the whole Lily debate thing when he said he liked her.
J - Yeah but you were first
S - You never know, I've only fancied her for a year, Remus could've fancied her for-like forever!
J - Sirius, he admitted he didn't b4.
S - That's only coz he's scared of you. You turned into a bloody great stag for gods sake.
J - And you turn into a dog, your point being?
S - It's not my fault!!!!
J - You started fancying her.
S - So did you.
J - . . . Damn . . .
::Sirius grins gleefully::
J - . . .
S - . . .
J - I don't care, its still your fault!!
