Disclaimer: I said it once and I'm not going to say it again, so Yami and Mr. Evil Squirrel will say it for me.

Yami: Yugi's Angel

Mr. Evil Squirrel: Ka

Yami: Icewolf

Mr. Evil Squirrel: or whatever you know her by

Yami: does not own Yu-gi-oh

Mr. Evil Squirrel: I couldn't have said it any better Yami. Now, Yugi's Angel..can we have that coffee break you promised?

Yugi's Angel: *glares* ...fine

A/N: Last chapter was a little on the blah side but what can I say. Oh yeah, AU! I can forget to mention that little yet important detail. Starts from Houston, Tx. Now that I think of it I use a freakin' road map of the USA to help me plan what's next. This is important: I am so sorry it took me so long to get this chapter up but well it is rather long and all of my school work is getting in the way. Two essays, ipc worksheet, w. history worksheet, and a ton a geometry, that's only one days worth of homework for me. Hey Wildwolf, I've caught the little virus you have released upon ff.net..and I like it. Okay, on with Ch.3!!! yey!

Ch. 3 - What More Can Happen?

Bakura's POV

~dream~

"Now it's time to die Bakura"

"NO Mr. Evil Squirrel"

"Yes! Muahahahahahahaha"

The evil squirrel raised the riffle and aimed carefully at my head. Slowly his finger pulled back on the trigger and -

~end dream~

"Ah!" I sat up in bed. Good, the others were still asleep. 'What a dream. Damn squirrel. One day I will get revenge on that fluffy tailed creature.' I laid back down on the bed that was harder than a freakin' rock. I stared at the ceiling. 'So bored, can't sleep.'

"I wuv you teddy weddy!" Seto mumbled in his sleep. 'Okay' I thought. I felt Seto turn on his side. His arm wrapped around me. 'Oh dear God!'

"I wuv you teddy weddy and I will never let you go" he nuzzled my neck. 'Ahhh! Seto has gone insane!.I think.'

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"Oh my God!" I heard Yami say. I cracked my eye open slightly so I could see what Yami was looking at. I looked around the room and then it caught my eye. Seto's arm was still wrapped around me.

"Ahhh!"

"Damnit Bakura, shut up" said Seto's sleepy voice. His eye then caught what mine had seen.

"Ahhh!" we both screamed. Seto jumped off the bed and unfortunately landed on his feet. I jumped off the bed and hit my head on the lamp table and bruised my ass. Yami just stood there.

"Hey Bakura" Seto said maliciously

"What" I said flatly

"Even when you fall and hurt your ass it still seems to smile."

"What?" I asked slightly confused. Seto pointed at my boxers. Yep. He was right, damnit. The smile on my ass still smiled. 'Hmm, I have an idea.' "So the smile on my ass still might be smiling but why you lookin' Seto? Like something you see?" I slapped my ass, a little to hard.

"Actually yes"

"Huh?" I blinked rapidly

"I like that shade of yellow"

"Huh?"

"That shade of yellow.. I like it' "Smart Seto"

"I mean. Yami, have you ever seen a nicer shade of yellow?"

"Ah.ah.. Seto can you get our bags out from the car" Yami changed the subject

"Sure Yami. Bakura, do you want your bag?"

"Yes" Seto exited the room. "So Yami, we meet again"

"What are you talking about Bakura and by the way.what was Seto's arm going around you? Like him. Not that it is a bad thing." My face became red. "Why are you blushing Bakura?" Why was he interrogating me?

"Ah..." Think Bakura, think. "I'm blushing because I'm standing right in font of you in my boxers with a damn smiley on my ass"

"Oh"

There was a banging on the door. I guess it's Seto. "Hey Yami, can you get that?"

"Nah, I have to go and sit on the sofa"

"Well, I have to go and brush my teeth"

"With what?"

"Ah...."

"Bakura! Yami! You better be opening this damn door!" Seto pounded hard on the door.

"I'll get it" Yami went to the door and opened it to let angered Seto in.

"Thank you Yami" his head darted toward me " you" he roared "you, you wanted me to stay out there. Didn't you"

"Yeah" I replied. " I think I gave the wrong answer because Seto dropped all the bags at the entrance and attempted to attack me. As he jumped I move just a little bit to my right. He fell, hitting the floor with great force. The room shook. I'll bet anything that the people in the room below us are calling the main office right now to complain about the noise.

"Seto, are you okay?" Yami asked "Yes, just fine thank you. Bakura, dear friend" he mumbled something that sounded a lot like dear friend who got me into this mess, broke my car radio, and made me fall on the damn floor "dear friend, aren't you going to ask me if I'm okay?"

"Why should I? Yami already asked and you already gave your answer."

"Because I said you should"

"Okay, okay, okay. Seto, my dearest and closest friend, are you okay?

"Yes Bakura, that is so kind of you to ask" This time I was the one to start mumbling thing to myself. I looked over at the bags.

"Hey Seto, you got the bags"

"Yeah" he said as he got up off the floor. "while we're on the subject, what in the hell sis you pack in your bag Bakura? If you ask me it smells like an animal crawled into you bag and died or that you woke up, found out you forgot to pack, grabbed a mound of dirty cloth, shoved it into this duffle bag, and attempted to cover the smell up with Odor Eaters. But that's just what it smells like"

"Really" I said "you have some imagination Seto." How did he know that I used Odor Eaters? 'I know, to get rid of the smell all I have to do is wash my cloth.' "Hey Seto, do we have time for me to send some of my stuff to the hotel laundry?"

"Nope. We have no time to spare. You said it yourself last night. We have to be around California/Arizona boarder by sun down today.

"So there's no time"

"No"

"Okay" I grabbed my bag and walked into bathroom. First I need to brush my teeth, ew! Zombie breath.. I still think that my bag still smells worse. After I brushed my teeth, it was time to try and wash some of my clothes. I looked around the bathroom. Where to wash my cloth? Sink?.to small. Bathtub?.to big. Toilet?..hmmm, it has water in it and if I flush I get a rinse cycle.the toilet.

"Bakura, hurry up! We're all ready to go!"

"I'll be there" I'll be there alright, with nice, clean cloth. He he he. I changed my boxers and put on a pair of jeans and a loose t-shirt. Now what to used as detergent? I looked around some more and found the small bottles of complementary shampoo. I picked up the bottle. It makes suds like detergent, it smells good like some detergents, it cleans like detergent. It'll work! I had to do a test wash so I grabbed my yellow boxers and dumped them in the toilet. I poured all the contents of the small shampoo bottle into the toilet and the flushed.

"Flushy, flushy" I saw my boxers get sucked into the toilet. "Oh shit! That can't be a good thing"

"Bakura, hurry up!" Yami and Seto yelled. "What's taking so long!"

"Ah, I'm having zipper trouble"

"Oh...ouch. Take your time now" Seto said through the door.

"I will, trust me." I glanced back at the toilet. Suds were cascading form the top. "Holy shit!" I yelled

"Huh? Oh, yeah..zipper trouble" Seto said

Water started to pour out onto the floor. Before I knew it there was five inches of suds on the floor and about an inch of water. I grabbed my bag, which was now soaking wet and smelled like toilet water and dead animal. I ran out of the bathroom as fast as I could.

"Come on ya'll, gotta be going. Time's a wastin'!" I hurried them out of the room. 'Please, just go.'

"Okay, okay" Yami said

"Oh Bakura, lock up the room for me. I have to go and pay the bill. Yami, can you load up the car?"

"Yeah" Seto threw his keys to Yami "see ya'll in a few minutes."

Yami grabbed Seto's, his and my bag and walked off to Seto's car. I left the room and before I closed the door I turned to look at the bathroom. Suds covered the floor where the bed was. 'I wonder if those smiley boxers are still smiling?' I closed the door and left. Yami had already loaded the bags and was leaning on the hood of the car. I bet he was trying to look cool.

"Bakura, what did you pack in that bag of yours?" Yami questioned

"Um, cloth"

"Right"

"Was that sarcasm?"

"Maybe"

"Well?"

"Maybe"

"Grrrr"

"Oohh, the rock with white hair is mad"

"Oh yeah, pineapple head"

"What did you call me?"

"I called you a pineapple head. Do you understand?"

"Yeah. I understand. I understand that you are a -

"Are ya'll ready?" Set asked

"Yeah" we both said

We climbed into the car. As usual Yami had the backseat to himself, Seto drove, and I sat in the passenger's seat. Seto handed me the map.

"Here you go map master. Where to?" I looked at the map. "Interstate 10. According to this we will be on it all day."

"Okay" Seto said as he turned the car on "lets rock"

"Whatever you say Mr. Al Bundy. Mr. Pathetic women's shoe salesman" I said to him.

"Hey"

"Just kidding"

Seto entered the interstate and we were off yet again. To Disney World! We'll that was a nice thirty seconds of excitement. I'm bored!

"Hey Seto, I'm bored!"

"Here" he handed me a cross word puzzle book. "I thought that when we were about." he glanced at the clock "Three minutes into the trip you would say something like you being bored"

"Thank you Seto"

"It was nothing" He looked up in his rear view mirror " Just as I thought, Yami would be laying out on the backseat...sleeping"

"When doesn't he sleep"

"When he is awake. Here, this should be good" He gave me one of those fat, Crayola markers. "Draw something on his face like a mustache or something"

"He, he, he, okay" I climbed over the backseat and began drawing on Yami's face. An hour later we neared the Texas/Mexico boarder. " Hey we're about to leave the state of Texas!" I yelled.

"Yeah Bakura, and it's about time to. Hey what did you draw on Yami' s face?"

" I drew glasses, a mustache, and a beard. It kinda looks like Santa Clause."

"Good boy Bakura" he patted me on my head

"Hey. When's breakfast"

"It's whenever we get into New Mexico and reach some civilization."

"But, but, but that could be years, that could be days, it could be hours"

"Stop being such a drama queen Bakura"

"Queen?" I looked at him evilly

"Yes, queen" My mouth dropped to my feet at his words, okay maybe not literally. That would hurt. "You can't deny the fact that you are the most famine looking of us three" I glared at him hard. " don't give me that look." I kept giving him that look. "Okay, when we get to civilization and after we eat some breakfast I'm going to take you and Yami to some girly store and dress you up all cute, then we'll see..muahahahahahahahaha!

"Your scaring me Seto so I'm just going to look this way"

"Fine by me but if you look ahead you can see the Texas boarder"

"Really?"

"Yes" I looked strait ahead. He was right. I saw an oversized star with the Texas flag waving beside. We passed by it within seconds. Soon after we passed the welcome sign of New Mexico. It was a big sign with a cactus. (A/N: forgive me if I get these things wrong. I have never been to more than half these states so sorry)

"We're in New Mexico Seto!"

"Yeah, now sit back and work on your crossword puzzle book"

"Okay"

I opened the book and searched for something that I was capable of completing. Floral design, vocabulary, famous actors, ancient Egypt. 'Ancient Egypt.that's something that I might be able to handle.' One, down. Spirit to go to afterlife. 'Is that the Ka?' I wrote the two letters in the provided spaces. 'Guess so.' Two, down. Stone used as foundation at Giza. 'I bet my yami would know that..foundation.' I thought for a while and came up with the answer of limestone but does it fit? I wrote the word in the blanks. Alright! It fits! I did a few more questions and finally looked up. It had been hours since I last looked up.

"Hey Seto"

"Hey. It seems like you like that little book"

"Yeah, it provides hours of challenging fun'

"Yeah. Well, at least you like it"

"So where are we?"

"Not in Texas that's for sure" I looked out the window. All I saw was scenery and the lonely interstate. "why don't you look at the map Bakura."

"Nah. Is Yami still sleeping?"

"Yep. Santa Clause still sleeps"

"How does he do it?"

"To this day it remains one of the wonders of the world" Seto said. He sounded much like the show host of Unsolved Mysteries. "Until next time, I'm Seto Kaiba" "Hey Seto, I just saw a road sign"

"So"

"So, dumb ass"

"Watch it Bakura"

"Sorry Mr. Seto Kaiba. Aka, drama QUEEN!"

"That's it! Next town. Next exit" he said as he read a road sign. "I'll show you who the drama queen is!"

As the exit approached he swerved the car to it. As he drove he began to mutter phrases that sounded a lot like: Bakura, your so gonna get it. I'll show you. Nobody calls me a dumb ass! Much less a drama queen. I'll show him... It continued that way for hours. Seto hadn't noticed, while in his own little world, that he had passed several small towns. 'Damn. I'm so hungry! I think my stomach is trying to murder me. That's a thought. Man killed by his own stomach. Like that'll happen, maybe when cows become evil and attempt to kill people in passing by cars.' I looked in the passenger side mirror just for the hell of it. 'Oh dear God!' A big, evil, mooing cow was running at the car. I tore my eyes away from the window. The cow was right there! I calmly turned toward the muttering, revenge seeking Seto, and tapped his shoulder. He continued to mutter. I tapped his shoulder again. He still muttered.

"Ahem, Seto" I got his attention, finally

"What!" he snapped

"What would you do if I said that a big, evil, murderous, mooing cow was right beside my window and was attempting to kill us all"

"I would probably take you straight to a mental home"

"Ooh, the kind with the warm straight jacket and the nice padded walls and floor"

"Yes"

"Yey! Oh and Seto" I pointed out my window.

"Ha, that's a nice prank Bakura" The evil cow started to ram the car.

"Now Seto, I'm not trying to insult your intelligence when I say this but...why in the hell would I want to kill myself?" "This isn't a prank?"

"Nope"

"That's a real evil cow?"

"Yep"

"Ahhhh" he screamed

"Ahhhh" I screamed

"MOO!!!" the cow mooed. "Moouahahahahahahahahamoo"

"I sense something possessing evil powers" Yami said groggily as he woke up. When he sat up and looked out the window he screamed. "Ahhhhhhh!" The evil cow hung back to look into Yami's window.

"Moo!" the cow mooed in fear

"Ahhhh!" Yami screamed

"Mooo!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Moo!"

"Ahhhh!"

I think that the cow was afraid of Yami's face, then again who wouldn't be afraid of a 5,000 year old yami with a mustache and beard like Santa Clause's, not to mention the horrendous bed -head hair. The cow stumbled upon it own leg and fell hard.

"Speed up Seto!!!" I yelled "Speed up!"

"What the hell do you think I have been doing"

"Hey guys"

"What Yami?" me and Seto questioned

"Beside the fact I have a sudden urge to dance a little happy dance, look at the road sign ahead" We looked. The sign read:

Welcome to Albuquerque

"Ah, Bakura...where's Albuquerque?

"Don't kill me when I say this but I think -

"You think what Bakura.."

"I think -

" You think ..."

As we continued on with the you think I think conversation Yami reached over the seat and grabbed my road map. He sat back in his seat and read the map calmly.

"I think -

"You think.."

"I think -

"You think.."

"I think I found Albuquerque on this map." Yami said

"What" me and Seto asked

"I think I found Albuquerque on this map and if I'm correct we are about 3 to 4 hours away from the interstate we need to be on" The car came to a halt.

"What!" Seto screamed " what the fuck!" he yelled. Seto got out of the car and walked toward the back of it/

"How do you think he is taking it" I asked

"I don't know. I really don't know"

Seto began to kick and hit the car. He grabbed a nearby stick and begun to charge at the car.

"Ahhh" he scream as he tried to attack the car. I think the car attached him. As the tree branch made contact with the car he fell backwards. Ouch.

"Hey Yami, I think he's taking it well." I glanced over at the unconscious looking Seto "real well" I added. "oh, how cute Bakura"

"What?"

"I think your lover is taking a nap in the middle of the road"

"Huh?"

"Kidding, just kidding. Should we get him in the car?"

"Yeah"

"Who's going to drive?"

"Not me" I said clearly

"Fine! Lets get Seto" we both got out of the car

"Yami, you grab his legs and I'll take care of his head" We heaved Seto into the backseat and I slammed the door. I heard a clunk as I did, I think I hit his head.

"Bakura, were you careful not to hit Seto's head?"

"Ah, yes Yami. Do you think that I am that careless?"

"Actually yes"

"That's nice" Yami sat in the drivers seat. He adjusted the mirrior and turned the car on.

"Bakura, if I were you I would buckle up"

"Santa.I mean Yami, you don't know how to drive do you?

"Nope!"

"Great Scott! We're all gonna die!"

Yami put the pedal to the medal.

"Hey, this is fun"

"Yami, how fast are you going?!" I yelled

"Ah, 120mph (miles per hour) is that bad? Do I need to go faster?"

"No! if anything SLOW DOWN!"

A siren could be heard. It's sound was coming from behind us. Shit, all we need a Yami who can't drive, Seto in the backseat unconscious, and a car going about 130 miles per hour over the speed limit.

"Yami, stop the car"

"Why"

"Look in any one of your mirrors"

"Shit"

"Yeah"

Yami slammed on the brakes and the car came to a sudden, screeching halt. The cop behind us also stopped abruptly. The cop got out of his car and began to walk toward our car or should I say Seto's car. He knocked on the glass and Yami rolled down the window.

"Problem officer?"

"Step out of the vehicle sir" Yami stepped outside and I moved myself over to the driver's seat. "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

"Yes"

"Don't get smart with me Goldie Locks"

"But my hair has more red and black than gold"

"That's it! Sir my I have your license?"

"No"

"And why is that"

"I don't have one"

"Sir you have the right to remain silent! Now put your hands behind your back"

"Why?"

"You know what I'm gonna book you"

"Book me?"

"Throw you in jail you little dumb ass"

"Me, jail...I don't think so. Mind Crush!"

"Yami, you just can't use Mind Crush on a cop"

"I had to"

"Right"

"Hey I'm hungry, you?"

"Yeah"

"Then lets get going. Downtown is only five miles away"

We got back in the car and Yami sped off yet again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

"I'll have the Mocha Coconut Frappichino. What about you Bakura?"

"I'll have a venti (large) cappuccino"

"Should we get something for Seto?"

"What good will it do? He's unconscious"

"Good point. That'll be all. Bakura, go and grab a table while I finish up here"

"Sure" I wondered around and found a table. What a day it has been. First Seto with his arm around me, the toilet incident, the drama queen war, and now this. Well, here we are in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in a wonderful Starbucks. One question lingers in my mind though. Okay, I lied. Two questions: how do we get back to interstate ten without loosing time and how the hell did I survive Yami's "driving"? Hey, speaking about Yami, here he comes with my cappuccino. Yippee Skippy!!!"

"Here you go Bakura"

Yami sat down and we both drank our Starbucks coffee silently. A little while later.......

"Damn, that was a good cappuccino. How was you Frappichino" "Ve.ve..ve.very go.go..good" he said. Oh no, a yami high on caffeine. "Le.le.le.lets go Ba..Ba..Bakura"

"Yami, are you alright?"

"Why.wh.why you a..a..a..a.ask? Oh, look at the time, 13:00. We're late, we're late, we're late!!! Come on Petunia."

"Bakura, the name is Bakura"

"Oh, sorry Bakura. We're late. Look at the time, just look at the time" He grabbed my by my shirt collar and dragged me out to the car. "Get in. We're late! Oh look at the time, just look at the time!" He stated the car and speed onto the interstate. Every road sign he passed he knocked over. What did I do to deserve this. 'You let Yami have a coffee that was loaded with caffeine you idiot. Remember Yami Bakura and the double shot Espresso you gave him? Huh, remember. He was banging on a pot wearing a pair of pink bunny ears claiming to be the Energizer bunny.' "Ooh, Bakura look at all the pretty green things to knock over."

"Those are road signs!"

"Knocky, knocky, knocky. Hey big, humongous, gigantic road sign ahead of us...your going down" he yelled.

He accelerated the car. If I don't die from this it'll be a miracle. I heard movement from the backseat so I turned around to look. Yey, Seto was waking up.

"Hey Seto"

"Bakura?"

"Yeah"

"Who's driving?"

"Yami"

"Really?" he sat up and looked at the front windshield. "Oh hell no!"

Yami was maybe about five feet away from hitting the largest road sign I had ever seen. Seto jumped over to the front seat and grabbed the steering wheel. Yami him hard on his bare arm.

"Ah! Bakura get him off me!" "Nah"

"Ahhhh!" Seto swerved the car to the left, barely missing the sign. "Stop this car Yami!"

"No! it's mine. Get your own!" he stuck his tongue out at Seto

"Yami, if you don't stop this car right now I'll make sure that you will never see another cup of Starbucks coffee ever again." With that Yami slammed the brakes a jumped out of the car. "Where are you going Yami" screamed Seto. Yami ran into the middle of the road and started to dance. "What did you do to him Bakura? He was suppose to be the somewhat sane one here"

"I..ah.did nothing"

"Bakura" he scorned

"Fine.I let him have a lot of caffeine" His face went expressionless. I decided to watch Yami make a fool of himself.

"Dance.right, left, right. Come on Bakura" Yami yelled "Seto"

"I'm one step ahead of you" Seto ran out into the middle of the road and began to dance with Yami. "Dance..right, left, right. Am I doing this right Yami?"

They continued to dance. 'Hey we have to be around California or in California by sundown!'

"Hey guys" I yelled. 'Oh, like they are really going to listen to you.' I charged up to them, grabbed them by the ear, and dragged them both to the car. "You..drive" I threw Seto into the driver's seat. "You.sleep" I threw Yami in the backseat. I walked over to the passengers side of the car and grabbed the collar of my shirt. "You.into the car" I threw myself into the car. "Seto, drive" This is so awesome. I, Bakura, was commanding the CEO of a major corporation, and Yami, the darker half of Yugi. "Yami, bark like a dog" he did as I told.

"Woof, woof, woof"

"Good boy" I patted him on the head "go to sleep" he fell on the seat and fell asleep. "Wow"

An hour went by and I couldn't help but be bored. By now Seto and Yami had snapped out of their odd but wonderful trance.

"Seto, what's that up ahead"

"It looks like a small city"

"Yey! Civilization"

"Yes..civilization..muahahahahahaha!"

"Seto?"

"Prepare yourself Bakura!" I looked at him in total confusion. "I hope you look good in a dress."

"NO!!!!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Hey! Some people are trying to sleep here!" Yami yelled

"And you to Yami" Seto said cynically

"What?"

"I hope you look good in women's cloth my friend"

"NO!!!"

"Yes"

"No!"

We entered the small city. "Hmmm..where to go?"

"Hey looked Seto, a fashion mall" Yami pointed out

"Thank you Yami"

"No!" I screamed

Cutie pie, or should I say Seto, turned the car into the fashion mall's parking lot. "No, no, no! Please Seto, you win"

"You're not getting off that easily" Seto smirked

"There's a parking space Seto" Yami pointed out

"Thank you Yami. Oh, and keep in mind my friend that just because you're helping me you're going to get out of this little...competition.

"Damnit" Yami whispered. Seto parked the car and turned his head towards me.

"Come on sweetie pie" he pinched my cheek in a painful way "we're going to get you and Yami all dolled up"

"Seto" Yami said seriously "I have found a little flaw in your little competition"

"Oh yeah Mr. Know-it-all. What? What is my flaw?"

"Well, to properly determine which of us is the most feminine not only me and Bakura have to dress up as girls"

"What are you getting at?"

"You would have to also dress up as a girl" Yami smiled maliciously as he said this to Seto

"NO!!!" Seto screamed

"Yes, now let the competition begin!"

"Yami and I got out of the car but Seto sat there. Apparently the shock of Yami's news paralyzed him.

"Hey, lets drag him in"

"I like your thinking Bakura" We went to the driver's side of the car and opened the door

"I'll grab him and you can drag him"

"No" Yami objected

"Fine, you grab and I'll drag"

"No" Fine. I'll grab and drag and you can close the damn car door"

"Now we're talking!"

"Lazy" I grabbed Seto's head and began to pull his heavy body from the car. For a tall, skinny guy you would think he couldn't weigh so much. Yami shut the door and I began to drag Seto. "Hey Yami?"

"Yes"

"Why did you have to point out the parking space farthest from the damn store?"

"Maybe because I didn't think that Seto was going to into shock or something like that when I told him that he would have to dress up too"

"Whatever you say Santa. I mean Yami"

"Why do you keep calling me Santa?"

If only he knew. "No reason Santa. I mean Yami"

"Whatever. Hey do you know what city this is anyways?"

"I think I saw a sign that said this is the city of Gallup"

"Cool. Now lets act natural"

"One problem"

"What would that be?"

"How the hell can I act natural if I am dragging a person that weighs about a ton?"

"Don't ask me. You are the one that volunteered to drag him"

"Shut up" Seto began to move. "Hey. I think he's coming around"

"Good" We stopped and waited for a few minutes. Seto came back to his good ol' self. "Come along Seto" I grabbed Seto and pulled him close to me. We entered the first store of this outdoor fashion mall.

"Hello, how may I help you gentlemen"

"Well, we three all need you feminine make over"

"Excuse me?"

"We need you to turn us into women"

"Okay. Yes, follow me" We followed the lady up until we reached the cosmetic section of the store.

"The makeup artist will be with you momentarily"

"Thank you" Seto said ' you have been most helpful" We stood there like a bunch of idiots.

"Hello and how are you gentlemen?" said a tall, red haired woman

"Fine, thanks. We would like for you to turn us into women"

"Okay, okay. You" she grabbed Seto's face "You look like a dusty rose, ivory, lilac, and in desperate need of some yellow based concealer. What's your name?"

"Seto"

"Well Seto, you're first"

"No!"

"Yes" She dragged him into a room and Yami and I decided to sit down on the ground. It felt like an hour had passed when the makeup artist came out from her room.

"You with the multi-colored hair, come with me" Yami followed the lady into the room where Seto had walked into. I sat there, afraid of what was to come. ' Will I look better as a girl.I hope not.' I imagined myself in a tight, black cocktail dress...hey! I look like a freakin' plank in that dress, oh that's a good thing right? Or is that bad? I hate this! 'I must admit though.I have a nice ass.' It seemed like another hour had passed when the red-haired lady come out of her room again.

"You, with the frizzy white hair, come with me" Those were my dooms- day words. I followed her into the room. "Sit here" she studied my face carefully. "Okay, close your eyes" She began to apply a cold liquid to my eyes and then some other cold liquid to my face. "Okay, you looking beautiful" she applied some powdery stuff and some other makeup items girls use.

"Okay, you are already looking like a beauty queen"

"Gee, thanks"

"Go through that door now" she pointed to a door on my left.

"Why?"

"Your going to get your legs waxed and your nails done"

"Nails?"

"Fake obviously. You'll also be getting your legs waxed"

"Nails?"

"Yes, now go through that door" I got out of the chair and walked into the next room. Pain!!! Pain in its purest form!!! Pain is what it was. Leg waxing, evil. Glad I'm not a woman. After my nails and legs were done I was told to go through another door. 'How many doors are there?' In there they put me into some super sort shorts and in a short tank top.

"Go out this door and join your friends"

I walked out and saw Yami and Seto. Seto was wearing a short, tight pink cocktail dress and Yami was wearing a leather mini-skirt and a small t-shirt.

"Well, how do I look" I asked

"You are definitely THE most feminine of us all and the shorts bring out your ass. Wouldn't you say, Bakura? So Yami, do you also agree that he is the most feminine."

" I so agree. Oh, and Bakura"

"Yes, honey"

"Why in the hell was there a beard and a mustache drawn on my face! The lady called me Santa Clause damnit. When she did that I looked in the mirror and what did I see? Santa Clause damnit! Me, Santa Clause. You did it. You!"

"How do you know I did it? It could have been Seto"

"I know because when Seto was driving I was sleeping; and was unconscious, I was driving"

"huh?"

"You were the only one who could have done it! Think about it."

"Whatever"

Seto paid me and we walked out of the store. "So we need to get to California or around there before sundown, right?" Seto asked.

"Yep" I said

"Let's get a move on then"

We walked into the parking lot and car came up slowly behind us.

"Hey guys, move to the side to let the car pass" Yami suggested. We moved to the side and the car came up beside us.

"Hey babe" said a blonde teen from in the car. "Hey, how would ya'll bunch of babes come with me back to my place" he looked at us carefully. "Yami? Seto? Bakura?"

"Yeah, who are - " I looked at the blonde teen carefully " Jounouchi?"

"Yeah man"

"Ah.hey. I didn't know that you would be here"

"And I didn't know that you looked so damn hot in girls cloth"

Seto smirked. "Jounounchi, which of us do you think is the most feminine looking?

"Definitely Bakura"

"Ha! Thank you but know we must be off"

"Okay, See ya'll"

"Bye" We all said and then began to walk to the car.

"How do women walk in these things!" Yami complained

"It's easy." Seto said "the trick is going heel, toe. Try it with me. Heel, toe, heel, toe"

"Cool, I think I got it now" We got to the car and got in.

"Where do we go?" Seto asked. I grabbed my map and began to read it. 'Okay, we are here in Gallup, so why don't we take interstate forty? It is practically parallel to interstate ten.'

"Seto, get on interstate forty and stay on it for a while, okay"

"Got it" Seto found the nearest entrance into the interstate and took it. Once again we were back on good ol' interstate. I picked up my puzzle book and pencil and began to working on the Egypt puzzle again, Yami slept, and Seto drove. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

"Hey guys" Yami spoke

"Ah!" I screamed

"What"

"You scared me. I thought that you were asleep"

"We'll I'm not so ha, ha. Anyways that sign back there said that the New Mexico/ Arizona border is only five miles away.

"Good" Seto said exhaustedly

"Why do you sound so tiered Seto - Wetto" I asked

"Maybe because I'm tiered"

"Why"

"Because"

"Why"

"Because"

"Why"

"Because!" Seto's right eye began to twitch. "Bakura, if you don't shut the hell up I'll - Hey! We're in Arizona! Zippidy du dah zippidy day my I my what a wonderful. Plenty of sunshine comin' my way zippidy du dah zippidy day!

"Great" I whispered to Yami "now we have a radio"

"Yeah, but can we change the station?"

"Sure"

"Zippidy du dah zippidy day wonderful - I hit Seto on the back of his head. He accidentally turned the car onto a one way country road. Oh, well. Seto began to sing another song.

"Oh a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down..

"He's high" I said

"Yeah, but off what?" I shrugged my shoulders

"Hey where are we?"

"Beat the hell out of me"

"Don't tell me we're lost"

"No, we are not because you have me, the Map Master!"

"Well Map Master, where are we?"

"I don't know"

"And you call yourself the Map Master"

"You dare challenge my authority!"

"What authority!"

"My authority"

"You have no authority. You're just a boy sitting in the front seat of a car with a person high off something beside you and our only roadmap on top of your head!"

"I am the Map Master!"

"Yeah, and I am the master of pancake making"

"Actually Yami Bakura is"

"That was uncalled for. If you are really the Map Master tell me where we are'

"Fine" I grabbed the map from on top of my head and began looking. 'We're not there, oh are we here.no.there? Hey that's in Oregon!.wrong state. We're not there, no, no, no.' "Yami, the Map Master has his answer"

"Good, now are we lost or do you know where we are"

"We are lost"

"Oh! Oh! Did you here that Seto? Did you?"

"Shut up Yami. I'm trying to drive!"

"Uh huh, right" Yami said sarcastically "you have the freakin' car on cruise control!"

"So"

"Okay" We sat there in silence as Seto drove for about a hour down the same country road.

"You know what Bakura, Yami?"

"What?" we asked

"We're lost"

"Hey I tried to tell you that but no. You were to busy 'trying to drive' "

"Shut up will you Yami" Seto yelled

"We're saved!" I yelled. I pointed to a heavily guarded building. Fences went all around it's perimeter, military trucks circled it. "lets go in and see if and one knows how to get back on the interstate"

"Fine" Seto turned the car toward the guarded building. What is this place? Well, I guess we'll find out in a mater of minutes.





Okay, this chapter was getting to long so I split this chapter into two chapters. I didn't get to introduce the new character or anything. Sigh. I hope this chapter was okay. What did ya'll think? Oh, I' m going to tell you in advance that it may be about a month before I out up the next chapter. My school work is killing me but with every second of free time at school I am writing on this fic so sorry for the long waits. Don't forget to tell me what you think of this chapter.