Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and all related characters. But this
is about the Marauders so there.
A/N: Ok people I'm losing inspiration fast, no one reviewed my latest story. :(
Reviews!
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g: And you
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[A/N: Like I told you, I'm not a happy bunny.]
Micro Chick: Sorry this is so late but someone, *glares at lottie.com* decided that her other stories were more important.
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Transfiguration
J - Quick McGonagall's looking, act like your working.
R - I am working.
S - Shut up!
P - Remus has to learn about Animagi, we already know.
S - Duh.
J - Sirius stop putting your hand up, she's starting to get suspicious.
S - That's easy for you to say Mr. I know everything.
P - Yeah but he's a prefect he's meant to be a bit smart.
S - What's this? Peter sticking up for James??????
R - Hey James, how'd your confrontation with Snape go?
J - How'd u find out?
R - Practically the whole school knew.
J - Put it this way, he won't be in class for another three months, I used a forgetfulness potion on him and turned his hair and skin Gryffindor stripes of red and gold, then told him that he had to run around school naked shouting "I love yoooou!"
R - OMG
S - U should have seen it.
L - Hi guys
S&R&P - Hi Lily.
L - James aren't you going to say hi?
J - Hi oh great love of my life its absolutely spiffing to see you!
L - You don't have to be sarcastic.
J - I wasn't.
L - . . .
J - . . .
R - Hey Lil, how's -Gildy- doing?
::Lily looks all dreamy and Sirius pretends to be sick::
L - He's doing fine. He's amazing. Wonderful.
S - Gag me with a spoon.
J - Who cares about Lockhart anyway?
S - Lily.
R - Obviously.
::Lockhart walks in and Lily goes off::
J - :( I'm depressed
R - Cheer up James, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
S - Yeah maybe we could find you a nice lovely Mackerel.
J - Thanx guys I feel so much better. I'm not good enough to date person, I'm forced to date a fish
S - What's wrong with a fish?
J - . . .
S - I've dated five goldfish and a trout.
R - Don't talk about McGonagall like that!
S - Hey are u accusing me of being one of those date-ur-teacher-ppl?
R - No, but James could be, it would explain those high grades . . . wot d'ya reckon Minxy McGonalgall or sexy Sprout?
J - GAL
S - Mc GonaGAL it is her. So dish it James. Is she a good snogger or a washing-machine?
J - Number one, GAL means get a life and two, what's a washing machine?
S - . . . ?
R - . . . ?
P - . . . ? Doesn't sound 2 gud tho.
::Sirius is looking thoughtful which is A, unusual and B, scary::
S - Hey, if Lily is in love with Gildy then, then, then, that means that she, DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!
[A/N: Shock horror!]
R - And? Your point being?
S - oh nothing.
P - Don't worry Paddy, I'm sure sum one out there loves you.
J - I bet the Quidditch team does. I mean how many times have you waxed their trophies.
S - Yeah well, you don't know what I do after that!
::Grin spreads on Sirius' face::
P - No!
J - You wouldn't!
R - He would.
R&J&P - NOT THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!!!!!!!?
S - Yep, I tell you, that Becky Starbright.
L - Don't wanna know.
R - We do, and we know what happens in the guys locker room so if you want details you have to listen to guy stuff.
L - What possessed me to get involved with men?
R - ?
J - ??
S - ???
P - It's cos we're so sexy.
R - ????
S - WE? As in you?
P - ::sniff:: What you trying to say?
J - Nothing you haven't heard before.
L - So does Richard Davies really have a six-pack?
J - Dunno, us no perv.
S - Speak for yourself, perving is my hobby specially when girls are involved.
::Lily sighs and considers being a lesbian::
L - Going to talk to girly mates.
J - What girly mates, I thought we were the only friends you had.
L - Proves how much you know.
S - Go on then, name some.
::Lily thinks::
L - Jade.
S - Who tipped vanishing cream all over you last Wednesday.
L - Ok. Becky.
S - Who hasn't spoken to you since you stole her boyfriend back in 1952.
L - Cassandra, Claire.
S - People you've never even spoken too.
L - OKAY I HAVE NO OTHER MATES, HAPPY???
::Lily storms off::
S - . . . was it something I said?
R - Nah, must be the time of the month you'no
S - Ah
J - Deffinately.
P - What the hell are you guys on about?
::Sirius pats Peter on the back::
S - You'll find out when you're older son.
J - Ok put it this way, RED week.
P - Huh? I was sure we were on Blue week
::J&P&S groan and walk off::
P - I don't get it.
A/N: Ok people I'm losing inspiration fast, no one reviewed my latest story. :(
Reviews!
Blackscarf Ninja Dragon: Thankyou
g: And you
Gremlin Raven: And you
NotSure: And you.
[A/N: Like I told you, I'm not a happy bunny.]
Micro Chick: Sorry this is so late but someone, *glares at lottie.com* decided that her other stories were more important.
Lottie.Com: Don't kill me! *cowers behind computer* anyhow me v. chuffed dat more ppl r R & R ing my fics now but I still cud do with a few more fans. Spare me, I'm the funny, pretty blonde one with a boyfriend. (",) Lottie.com
Transfiguration
J - Quick McGonagall's looking, act like your working.
R - I am working.
S - Shut up!
P - Remus has to learn about Animagi, we already know.
S - Duh.
J - Sirius stop putting your hand up, she's starting to get suspicious.
S - That's easy for you to say Mr. I know everything.
P - Yeah but he's a prefect he's meant to be a bit smart.
S - What's this? Peter sticking up for James??????
R - Hey James, how'd your confrontation with Snape go?
J - How'd u find out?
R - Practically the whole school knew.
J - Put it this way, he won't be in class for another three months, I used a forgetfulness potion on him and turned his hair and skin Gryffindor stripes of red and gold, then told him that he had to run around school naked shouting "I love yoooou!"
R - OMG
S - U should have seen it.
L - Hi guys
S&R&P - Hi Lily.
L - James aren't you going to say hi?
J - Hi oh great love of my life its absolutely spiffing to see you!
L - You don't have to be sarcastic.
J - I wasn't.
L - . . .
J - . . .
R - Hey Lil, how's -Gildy- doing?
::Lily looks all dreamy and Sirius pretends to be sick::
L - He's doing fine. He's amazing. Wonderful.
S - Gag me with a spoon.
J - Who cares about Lockhart anyway?
S - Lily.
R - Obviously.
::Lockhart walks in and Lily goes off::
J - :( I'm depressed
R - Cheer up James, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
S - Yeah maybe we could find you a nice lovely Mackerel.
J - Thanx guys I feel so much better. I'm not good enough to date person, I'm forced to date a fish
S - What's wrong with a fish?
J - . . .
S - I've dated five goldfish and a trout.
R - Don't talk about McGonagall like that!
S - Hey are u accusing me of being one of those date-ur-teacher-ppl?
R - No, but James could be, it would explain those high grades . . . wot d'ya reckon Minxy McGonalgall or sexy Sprout?
J - GAL
S - Mc GonaGAL it is her. So dish it James. Is she a good snogger or a washing-machine?
J - Number one, GAL means get a life and two, what's a washing machine?
S - . . . ?
R - . . . ?
P - . . . ? Doesn't sound 2 gud tho.
::Sirius is looking thoughtful which is A, unusual and B, scary::
S - Hey, if Lily is in love with Gildy then, then, then, that means that she, DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!
[A/N: Shock horror!]
R - And? Your point being?
S - oh nothing.
P - Don't worry Paddy, I'm sure sum one out there loves you.
J - I bet the Quidditch team does. I mean how many times have you waxed their trophies.
S - Yeah well, you don't know what I do after that!
::Grin spreads on Sirius' face::
P - No!
J - You wouldn't!
R - He would.
R&J&P - NOT THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!!!!!!!?
S - Yep, I tell you, that Becky Starbright.
L - Don't wanna know.
R - We do, and we know what happens in the guys locker room so if you want details you have to listen to guy stuff.
L - What possessed me to get involved with men?
R - ?
J - ??
S - ???
P - It's cos we're so sexy.
R - ????
S - WE? As in you?
P - ::sniff:: What you trying to say?
J - Nothing you haven't heard before.
L - So does Richard Davies really have a six-pack?
J - Dunno, us no perv.
S - Speak for yourself, perving is my hobby specially when girls are involved.
::Lily sighs and considers being a lesbian::
L - Going to talk to girly mates.
J - What girly mates, I thought we were the only friends you had.
L - Proves how much you know.
S - Go on then, name some.
::Lily thinks::
L - Jade.
S - Who tipped vanishing cream all over you last Wednesday.
L - Ok. Becky.
S - Who hasn't spoken to you since you stole her boyfriend back in 1952.
L - Cassandra, Claire.
S - People you've never even spoken too.
L - OKAY I HAVE NO OTHER MATES, HAPPY???
::Lily storms off::
S - . . . was it something I said?
R - Nah, must be the time of the month you'no
S - Ah
J - Deffinately.
P - What the hell are you guys on about?
::Sirius pats Peter on the back::
S - You'll find out when you're older son.
J - Ok put it this way, RED week.
P - Huh? I was sure we were on Blue week
::J&P&S groan and walk off::
P - I don't get it.
