Micro-Chick: Ok everyone, If you check my stories you'll find one titled
Marauders Reviews which answers EVERYONE'S reviews even from chapter one,
to save me space. Hey Lottie, did you know that there's even replies to
*your* reviews? And kudos to NotSure who nearly guessed the end in chapter
three.
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue, J.K verrrrrrry rich (Mr. look-at-me-I'm-so-pretty-oh-so-blah blah blah is copyright of Meredith.)
Potions or only two steps left!
J - Remind me again why we're attempting to write notes in potions?
S - I want 2 get 2 dat detention 1350
J - =P bin there dun that
S - Get stuffed, anyway, !I! found Gilderoy Lockhart dead!!!!
J - That's yesterdays news
S - Oh, who killed him?
P - Hi guys.
J - Yo Pete
P - Rose wants you, Quidditch, you've got a match today.
J - So I have. Oh the joys of being a Seeker, empty stomachs.
S - You know what?
J - No, what?
S - They're two kinds of Seekers, the quick, and the dead.
J - Which am I?
S - Both.
J - Figures
S - Where's Remus?
J - Dunno, it's that time of the month.
S - . . .
J - U know what I ment
::Sirius grins some what mischievously and James whacks him over the head with a potion bottle earning Sirius that much-wanted detention 1350::
S - James
J - What?
S - I love you!
J - eh-heh-heh don't let Rose hear you say that
::James is called up to the front to test a potion, Snape glares, Sirius laughs, Lucius growls, Sirius swears, nothing new::
P - Do u reckon he knows she's only usin him 2 go out wif Richard Davies?
S - Nope
S2 (Ok so Remus is in the shrieking shack give me some credit for improvising!) - Hasn't a clue
P - Should we tell him?
::All three boys, well Pete, Sirius and his multiple personalities go quiet and look around innocently::
S&S2&P - Nah!
S2 - Poof, there he goes!
S - huh?
S2 - James. He's that rat crawling up Peter's leg.
P - R-R-RAT???!!!
::Peter screams and jumps up while flapping his arms about to get rid of a "rat"::
S - 3 detentions, not bad.
S2 - We work so well as a team.
S3 - I don't know. . .
::Sirius glares at his 3rd personality::
::Peter calms down enough to relax in his seat::
J - Did u guys know GL isn't really dead?
::Sirius and his multiple personalities slam the table with their fists::
S - Damn!
P - He is 2 dead!
J - And how would u know?
::Pete realises his mistake and asks the teacher to swop places with Lily::
L - Hi James
S - ahem.
L - And Sirius.
S2 - ahem?
L - . . . I'm not even gonna ask
S - I'm goin 2 talk to Bertha Jorkins
S2 - Me 2
S3 - Won't you/we get caught?
S - Duh, that's the whole point.
::Sirius walks of and gets another detention for moving about in class::
L - If u don't watch he'll catch up 2 u soon
J - Impossible, and anyway since when did you care for my detentions record? Shouldn't you be pining over GL? Even though he's not dead?
L - He's. Not. Dead???????????
J - Nope, in a coma, they found a note though.
L - Oh do go on.
J - Incertus Etiam Roseus Aculeus, don't ask me what it means its probably made up, well it certainly sounds stupi--
L - Its Latin James.
J - I knew that.
S - Ladies and Gentledude hold your applause, yes, it is I!!! The one and only. . .SIRIUS BLAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
J - that's a lot of exclamation marks.
S - Your point being?
J - Your potions bubbling over the side of the cauldron.
S - Oh no it isn't!
L - Oh yes it is!
J - ::groans:: it only took us 6 chapters to get to an "oh no it isn't gag"
S - Don't you mean GET to a gag?
::Peter is moved next to James as Sirius is splashed by his potion and Lily takes him to the hospital wing, Remus is in the shrieking shack::
P - So what's Rose like? A good snog?
J - More or less
P - James, there's something I've got to tell you. . .Its. . .about Gilderoy Lockhart. . .well. . .
R - (Rose Wood [I know. . .I know. . .]) Hey James'e babe :-*
P - But.but.
R - Peter dear, close your mouth, you look like a fish out of water.
J - What were u saying Pete?
P - Nothing.
::James shrugs and Rose continues up to the desk where she asks if James can be taken out for "Quidditch talks" wink wink, nudge nudge, The teacher declines and Rose leaves::
J - What were you saying Pete? You can tell me!
P - Well, you know Gilderoy Lockhart.
J - yessss
P - And that he was mudered?
J - Noooo
P - ? He's not dead?
J - Yessss
P - Well, anyway, about him, well I sa-
::Lily and Sirius walk back in and sit at the table::
::Lily grins::
L - I know what that note means!!!!
S - TELL US!!!!
L - Not unless James gives me a kiss.
J - ew! She might have cooties!
::Mass sweatdropping::
P - ahem, James, u had no problem kissing her before!
J - Yeah, but.she's a girl!
::Sirius backs away slowly::
S - Please tell me you did not mean that!
::James thwaps Sirius over the head earning himself detention number 1400::
J - Still got it
L - Weirdo's.anyway, this note Incertus Etiam Roseus Aculeus, well it means, Not Only Roses Sting. Which means it was-
J - Sirius!
S - Remus!
S2 - Lily!
S3 - Rose!
L - Peter!
P - James!
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue, J.K verrrrrrry rich (Mr. look-at-me-I'm-so-pretty-oh-so-blah blah blah is copyright of Meredith.)
Potions or only two steps left!
J - Remind me again why we're attempting to write notes in potions?
S - I want 2 get 2 dat detention 1350
J - =P bin there dun that
S - Get stuffed, anyway, !I! found Gilderoy Lockhart dead!!!!
J - That's yesterdays news
S - Oh, who killed him?
P - Hi guys.
J - Yo Pete
P - Rose wants you, Quidditch, you've got a match today.
J - So I have. Oh the joys of being a Seeker, empty stomachs.
S - You know what?
J - No, what?
S - They're two kinds of Seekers, the quick, and the dead.
J - Which am I?
S - Both.
J - Figures
S - Where's Remus?
J - Dunno, it's that time of the month.
S - . . .
J - U know what I ment
::Sirius grins some what mischievously and James whacks him over the head with a potion bottle earning Sirius that much-wanted detention 1350::
S - James
J - What?
S - I love you!
J - eh-heh-heh don't let Rose hear you say that
::James is called up to the front to test a potion, Snape glares, Sirius laughs, Lucius growls, Sirius swears, nothing new::
P - Do u reckon he knows she's only usin him 2 go out wif Richard Davies?
S - Nope
S2 (Ok so Remus is in the shrieking shack give me some credit for improvising!) - Hasn't a clue
P - Should we tell him?
::All three boys, well Pete, Sirius and his multiple personalities go quiet and look around innocently::
S&S2&P - Nah!
S2 - Poof, there he goes!
S - huh?
S2 - James. He's that rat crawling up Peter's leg.
P - R-R-RAT???!!!
::Peter screams and jumps up while flapping his arms about to get rid of a "rat"::
S - 3 detentions, not bad.
S2 - We work so well as a team.
S3 - I don't know. . .
::Sirius glares at his 3rd personality::
::Peter calms down enough to relax in his seat::
J - Did u guys know GL isn't really dead?
::Sirius and his multiple personalities slam the table with their fists::
S - Damn!
P - He is 2 dead!
J - And how would u know?
::Pete realises his mistake and asks the teacher to swop places with Lily::
L - Hi James
S - ahem.
L - And Sirius.
S2 - ahem?
L - . . . I'm not even gonna ask
S - I'm goin 2 talk to Bertha Jorkins
S2 - Me 2
S3 - Won't you/we get caught?
S - Duh, that's the whole point.
::Sirius walks of and gets another detention for moving about in class::
L - If u don't watch he'll catch up 2 u soon
J - Impossible, and anyway since when did you care for my detentions record? Shouldn't you be pining over GL? Even though he's not dead?
L - He's. Not. Dead???????????
J - Nope, in a coma, they found a note though.
L - Oh do go on.
J - Incertus Etiam Roseus Aculeus, don't ask me what it means its probably made up, well it certainly sounds stupi--
L - Its Latin James.
J - I knew that.
S - Ladies and Gentledude hold your applause, yes, it is I!!! The one and only. . .SIRIUS BLAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
J - that's a lot of exclamation marks.
S - Your point being?
J - Your potions bubbling over the side of the cauldron.
S - Oh no it isn't!
L - Oh yes it is!
J - ::groans:: it only took us 6 chapters to get to an "oh no it isn't gag"
S - Don't you mean GET to a gag?
::Peter is moved next to James as Sirius is splashed by his potion and Lily takes him to the hospital wing, Remus is in the shrieking shack::
P - So what's Rose like? A good snog?
J - More or less
P - James, there's something I've got to tell you. . .Its. . .about Gilderoy Lockhart. . .well. . .
R - (Rose Wood [I know. . .I know. . .]) Hey James'e babe :-*
P - But.but.
R - Peter dear, close your mouth, you look like a fish out of water.
J - What were u saying Pete?
P - Nothing.
::James shrugs and Rose continues up to the desk where she asks if James can be taken out for "Quidditch talks" wink wink, nudge nudge, The teacher declines and Rose leaves::
J - What were you saying Pete? You can tell me!
P - Well, you know Gilderoy Lockhart.
J - yessss
P - And that he was mudered?
J - Noooo
P - ? He's not dead?
J - Yessss
P - Well, anyway, about him, well I sa-
::Lily and Sirius walk back in and sit at the table::
::Lily grins::
L - I know what that note means!!!!
S - TELL US!!!!
L - Not unless James gives me a kiss.
J - ew! She might have cooties!
::Mass sweatdropping::
P - ahem, James, u had no problem kissing her before!
J - Yeah, but.she's a girl!
::Sirius backs away slowly::
S - Please tell me you did not mean that!
::James thwaps Sirius over the head earning himself detention number 1400::
J - Still got it
L - Weirdo's.anyway, this note Incertus Etiam Roseus Aculeus, well it means, Not Only Roses Sting. Which means it was-
J - Sirius!
S - Remus!
S2 - Lily!
S3 - Rose!
L - Peter!
P - James!
