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Chapter Eight - Defence Against the Dark Arts, or THEY DID WHAT?

R - Hi Sirius

S - Stay away from me murderer!

R - Huh?

S - I know what you did last Wednesday. . . [A/N:. . . . . . . ]

R - That's nice Sirius, I'm just going over there, with the sane people.

J - Hi Remus

R - Hey, what's Sirius high on this time?

J - Murder. He killed Gilderoy Lockhart.

R - HE. DID. WHAT?

J - Well, I think he did. . .

::Remus rolls eyes and looks at note James is reading, before his eyes open in shock then finally understanding (The note is the translated one, "Not only Roses Sting")::

J - Do YOU know what it means?

R - It can't be, but it is. . .its just too. . .ingenious. . .

J - Tell me!!!!!!

R - I need to . . . oh wow . . .

::Remus runs to the teacher, tells him something and is let out of class::

S - What's up with him?

J - I have no idea.

::The two realise that they accused each other and move away slowly::

S2 - ::starts singing off key:: I will survive! S - Ever since Lily brought that record, he started sing that song.

J - He's better than you when you try to sing in the shower.

S - WHAT!

P - Hey, what's Sirius yelling for?

J - That his second personality sings better than him.

S - I'll kill you in your sleep you diva wannabe!!!!

S2 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't hurt me!

P - But it's true, isn't it? Sirius sounds like an off-key cat being strangled.

J - The other one sounds like a cat being strangled, but it's in pitch.

S2 - Tank you. It's raining men! Halleluiah it's rainin men....

::S3 slaps him::

S- Thank you so much. With friends like you who needs enemies!

:: Rose comes in and asks to talk to James. James leaves the classroom.::

J - Bye!

S - Uhh! Mushy stuff!

P - What?

S3 - We'll tell you when you're older.

L - Where did James go?

S - Are darling Jamesiekins as set out to become a man.

L - Translation Peter?

P - Rose took him.

R - I'm back and guess what I've found. Hey where's James?

L - Rose kidnapped him. So what did you find?

S2 - I want some hot love baby this evening, give me some

::Sirus smacks his 2nd personality with a textbook:: S - Please continue.

R - Well the note sounded a bit iffy. so I thought about it "Not only Roses sting," well think about it. Roses are flowers ok? So it must mean another flower that can't sting.

::Sirius and his multiple personalities all give blank looks::

R - Do YOU understand Lily?

::Lily looks occupied::

R - Never mind, girls are called flowers right? So what other girls in our year are called after flowers?

S - Violet

S2 - Rose

::Sirius smacks his 2nd personality::

S3 - Violet

R - But they didn't do it, did they, Lily?

::Lily stares at her hands sadly::

L - No

P - Lily, I think it's time you told them.

L - ::sighs:: Ok. Did any of you find it strange when I suddenly started fancying Gilderoy for no reason?

S2 - Not really, he IS fit.

S - I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

L - Well, he used a love potion on me so I'd leave James.

S - Like you do.

L - ::glares:: I didn't know and when I found out it was too late, James was with Rose and I was alone, so naturally I was p*ss*d so I put Lockhart in a coma. I thought about leaving a note as well to show my anger at Rose.

R - That explains it all I guess.

P - Not all, I found out, I saw it happen. I was shocked at Lily she was going to lose her badge as Head girl for this but she didn't care we fought and that's why she's been cold to me for a while.

D - Miss. Evans I'd like to see you in my office please.

S - Who the hells D? We're getting to many letters.

R - Shut up.

S - No I swear, I'm going to bang out whoever this 'D' is!

R - Sirius you prick! It's Dumbledore!

S - Ohh..

D - Miss. Evans?

L - Yes sir.

::Lily leaves the notes. uh. room::

D - Mr. Black please tell Mr. Potter what has happened.

S - Why me???

S2 - I will survive, Oh! As long as I know how to live I know I'll stay-

::SMACK::