Thank you to every one who reviewed, and just for you here's chapter two.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or the Weakest Link. All I own is myself.

Warning: There is some language in this.

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Me: Welcome back to the Weakest Link.

*dramatic music*

Me: There's no money in the bank, and now there's ten seconds off the clock. Lets play the weakest link.

Me: Yugi, By what common name is the daschund dog better known?

Yugi: Pass

Me: It's a sausage dog

Joey: mmm, sausages

Me, Geez. Ok, Yami, In what year was the battle of Hastings, in England?

Yami: Kuri... um 1066,

Me: What? um yes, how did he know that. Oh well, Ryou How much of the Earth's atmosphere is made out of Nitrogen?

Ryou: 78%

Me: Correct, Bakura

Bakura: Bank,

Me: Bakura, Is the sentence "Madam, I'm Adam" a palidrome or a onomatopeia?

Bakura: Pass

Me: Its a palidrome. Tea, The word.... what the heck,

Tea: ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME, MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Me: Ok who gave her sugar,

Tea: *grabs random object, which happens to be a mallet* DIE!!!!!!

Me: Yikes,

Yami: Tea, calm down.

Tea: Yami... *rushes over to him, and glomps* Yami... *dreamy eyes*

Yami: Can't breathe... *turning blue*

Me: Ok thats weird, I wonder who gave her sugar, well, ok Tea. The word "Maision" in French means what?

Tea: Yami...

Me: Nope it means house, Joey. If..

Tea: I got it wrong, but I cant get it wrong its like friendship..

Me: Screw friendship, now Joey If three....

Tea: DIE!!!!

Me: What the hell... Yikes, security, yo security.

*Back stage*

Kaiba: And if you stay here I'll give you a million dollars.

Security: Yeah!

Kaiba: *watching whats going on* My plan is now in action mwahahaha

*on stage*

Me: *pinned down by a demented Tea* Help, anybody, ANYBODY!

Tea: Now you shall Die!

Me: Help!!

Yami: *pulls Tea off*

Tea: *gets pulled off me, and instantly glomps back onto Yami's neck*

Yami: *going blue* Can't breathe...

Me: Right Joey, If three squared equals nine, what is three cubed?

Joey: Pizza

Me: No its 27 *music chimes* You have 50 pounds in the bank, now vote for you think is the weakest link.

Me: Ok lets see who you voted for the weakest link:

Yugi: Tea

Yami: The demented bitch that's strangling me to death

Ryou: Tea

Bakura: The baka pharaoh

Tea: The authoress is going to die

Joey: Pizza

Me: Well, Tea you are the Weakest Link, Thank Ra. Bye!

Tea: *off sugar high* But friendship is good, We must all be friends.

Me: Tea get LOST!

Tea: *starts singing the barney song* I love You, You love Me...

Me: SECURITY!!!

security: *Leave Kaiba's offer as he won't pay up*

Tea: *get dragged back stage by security still singing the Barney song* We're one big Happy Family.

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Me: Thank Ra, thats over. Who would of thought Tea could be evil. Wait I know who gave her sugar. Kaiba your so dead when I get ahold of you.

Kaiba: Eep

Me: Please Review and ideas for the next chapter are welcome.