Hello everybody, I'm back.

Yami: NOOO

Yami shut up ok.

To Blue-eyes Toon dragon. Thankyou and here's the chapter to stop you wondering.

To Rhea, Yes I have kicked Tea off, But I had to do a little something which is in chapter two, I had to kick Kaiba off because A) Mainly because I don't like him, I cannot stand his attitude and B) It was essential to the plot. I had to decide between the Kaiba/Joey jokes or this, and I choose this.

To Yami Kari, I'm glad you thought it was funny, And dont worry Bakura is going on a little trip...

Bakura: What! what are you going to do to me you foolish mortal.

Oh nothing. Nothing at all, *smiles evilly*

Bakura: Ra help me!

Come on Bakura stop over reacting. Like I was saying he is going to do a dissapearing act, a very big dissapearing act.

Oh Yami, will you do the disclaimer for me. *puppy dog eyes*

Yami: No, never I won't do it.

Oh yes you will, unless you want your hikari to say; plumpet to his death *holding yugi by his foot over a cliff*

Yami: Ok, ok, just dont hurt Yugi. Yami blue eyes white dragon doesn't own yugioh or the Weakest Link.

Thank you Yami. *puts Yugi down*

Yugi: Oh Yami,

Yami: Oh Yugi.

Me: Oh get a room, on with the fic

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Me: Welcome back to the weakest Link

*dramatic music*

Me: You have 50 pounds in the bank, and there another ten seconds of the clock. Lets Play the weakest link.

Me: Yugi, How is the compound known as Sodium Chloride is better known?

Yugi: Nope.

Me: Yugi, i'll be nice. You put on your chips.

Yugi: Vanilla icecream.

Me: No salt. Vanilla icecream, Yugi you are disgusting. Yami, What is the weakest monster in the whole of duel monsters, which also is a complete fluffball, and completely worthless?

Yami: Kuriboh!!

Me: Yes. Ryou If a...

Yami: Wait kuriboh is not weak or a fluffball.

Me: How would you know. Snuggled upto him late at night I supposed.

Yami: *small voice* Well yeah,

Bakura: Ha I knew it The pharaoh has a soft spot for a Kuriboh *laughs insanely*

Me: Bakura, Want me to metion about the things you get up with, with your man-eater bug hey. A lot more than anyone thought was humanly possiable.

Everyone except Bakura and Me: *start thinking about it*

The metioned people: *starts being sick*

Me: Right, Bakura can it. Ryou, If a square has a side equal to six centimeters then what is it's area?

Ryou: 36

Me: correct, Bakura, what does.....

White Guys in Uniforms (WGiU): We are here to arrest... *looks at sheet* someone named Bakura.

Bakura: You'll never catch me

Me: Arrest him, What for.

WGiU: Crimes against the state involving a turtle.

Me: I really do NOT want to know.

*A lot of chasing, and a few minutes later*

Bakura: *in a straight Jacket* BUT I AM THE GREATEST, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WGiU: bye now!

Bakura: I'll send you all to the shadow realm mwahahahahahahaha

WGiU: *gets sent to the shadow realm*

Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHA, *backs fires and he's sent to the world of Barney*

Bakura: *In the world of Barney* HELP!!!!!!!!!

*In the studio*

Me: Well since Bakura left, I cant ask the question, Joey, The Haber process produces what product.

Joey: PIZZA

Me: try fertiliser Joey. Yu....

*this schedule has been interrupted for an important annoucment*

Kaiba: I Kaiba, have decided to take over this show, and it will be about glourious I am. Here are some commericals, for your waiting.

Commerical:

Me: I am Not doing this, I'm in a skirt. *gets pushed onstage* *reading from a script that Kaiba made* Where would I be if the wonderful master duelist *Kaiba* was not the producer.

Kaiba: Nowhere

Me: So vote for Kaiba as king of the universe.

*camera should of stopped recording, but the cameraman fell alseep, and it's still recording*

Me: Screw you Kaiba, You BARELY can beat Yami in a duel, and take over the universe, um Nope. And taking over my show, over my dead body.

Kaiba: That can be arranged,

Me: Kaiba, Get Lost this is my show. And you're not getting it.

*end commerical, and announcment*

Me: Sorry all. Yugi. The movie The matrix reloaded, starts who as the *one* called Neo.

Yugi: Celion Dion

Me: Isn't she a singer, no its Kneau Reeves, how can you not know that. Yami ... *music chimes* There is still only 50 pounds in the kitty, and one for you shall leave. Vote for you think is the weakest Link.

Yugi: Joey

Yami: Bakura baka tombrobber

Ryou: Yugi

Joey: Yugi

Me: Um Yami, Bakura's not here then why vote for him.

Yami: When did he leave?

Me: *sweatdrop* Yugi why vote for your best friend in the whole world?

Yugi: He didn't answer a question right.

Me: yes ok. Joey why vote for your best friend?

Joey: He voted for me and answer no questions right.

Me: Joey, logical answer. What is the world coming to. Well Yugi, you are the Weakest Link.

Yugi: NO! Yami.

Yami: Oh Yugi, *try to make out*

Me: guys, guys, ok get a damn room.

Yugi and Yami: *walk off to find a vacant room, to say good bye*

Me: Oi, Yami I want you back by the start of the next show.

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Bakura: *running after me with Barney on his trail* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

Me: *being chased by Bakura* I wanted to, and.....

Bakura *still running after me* You're dead foolish mortal, like anyone else who comes up against me mwahahahahahahaha

Barney: I love you, You love me. We're all one big happy family ...

Me: AHH! get it away from me, anyway please review. Ideas are still welcome. Two new reviews before the next chapter comes out ok.