Love Problems - Ch.4
(Diclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
Kagome tear dropped. "So you came here to ask me how to get rid of Kikyou?"
Sango gave her an innocent smile. Kagome sighed. "Oh alright." "First off, why didn't you stay with Inuyasha? I know it's Kikyou and all, but you just left Inuyasha!"
"Kagome!" Kagome turned around to see Lily walking towards them. "Who are those guys?" she asked. Kagome looked at her friends. "They're foreign exchange students!" Miroku's eyes widened. He tiptoed behind Lily and groped her butt. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily screamed and hid behind Kagome. "Pervert!" she pointed at Miroku. Miroku just grabbed her hands. "Will you bear my child, oh beautiful goddess?" Lily's eyes widened. "NO!" she slapped him on the face.
Sango walked up to Miroku and hit him on the head with her boomerang. "That's for groping another girl." "Ooh! Cool boomerang!" Sango turned around and saw Lily playing with her boomerang. "This thing's huge! How do you carry it?! Can I try it out?" Sango's eyes widened. "No! It's very dangerous - " Lily threw the boomerang and ended up breaking one of Kagome's windows. "LILY!" Kagome screamed. "Oops.. sorry. I'll pay for that!" Sango pulled her boomerang out of Kagome's window. She glared at Lily. Shippo sat infront of Lily. "AHHHH! HOW CUTE!" Lily picked up Shippo and hugged him. "I *cough* can't *cough* breath!" Lily screamed again and dropped Shippo. "Owie...."
" It talks!" Lily pointed at Shippo. "Lily, I think you should go home now." Lily looked at Kagome. "But-" "Hi Kagome!" Kagome saw Melanie coming towards them. 'Oh no.' Miroku approached Melanie and groped her. "That tickles!" Everyone gasped. Even Miroku. He took her hands. "Will you bear my child?" "For a guy as cute as you? Sure!" Melanie replied. Everyone gasped again. "Melanie! You're too young to bear his child!" Lily screamed. She went over to Miroku and pulled him aside. "Besides, he already asked me!" Sango's face turned red. "Get away from him!" she yelled. Sango grabbed Miroku. "He's mine!" Miroku stared at the girls. "I knew I was attractive, but I didn't know I would attract three girls at the same time..."
Kagome and Shippo watched the scene. "My friends are crazy," Kagome said. "Anyone who wants to bear his child is crazy," Shippo answered back.
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"Kikyou, stop trying to poison me," Inuyasha said after spitting out more ramen. "I'm not trying to poison you Inuyasha! I'm trying to feed you!" She yelled. "Feh," was all Inuyasha said. "Feh you!" Kikyou replied. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Since when have you been stealing my words?" Kikyou blushed. "Forget it. You're gonna keep trying my ramen until you like it!" Inuyasha gulped. "But Kikyou-" "No butts you hear me?" Inuyasha nodded. He picked up a bowl of ramen and swallowed. He shoved a spoonful of it in his mouth. He held his nose and swallowed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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(Diclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
Kagome tear dropped. "So you came here to ask me how to get rid of Kikyou?"
Sango gave her an innocent smile. Kagome sighed. "Oh alright." "First off, why didn't you stay with Inuyasha? I know it's Kikyou and all, but you just left Inuyasha!"
"Kagome!" Kagome turned around to see Lily walking towards them. "Who are those guys?" she asked. Kagome looked at her friends. "They're foreign exchange students!" Miroku's eyes widened. He tiptoed behind Lily and groped her butt. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily screamed and hid behind Kagome. "Pervert!" she pointed at Miroku. Miroku just grabbed her hands. "Will you bear my child, oh beautiful goddess?" Lily's eyes widened. "NO!" she slapped him on the face.
Sango walked up to Miroku and hit him on the head with her boomerang. "That's for groping another girl." "Ooh! Cool boomerang!" Sango turned around and saw Lily playing with her boomerang. "This thing's huge! How do you carry it?! Can I try it out?" Sango's eyes widened. "No! It's very dangerous - " Lily threw the boomerang and ended up breaking one of Kagome's windows. "LILY!" Kagome screamed. "Oops.. sorry. I'll pay for that!" Sango pulled her boomerang out of Kagome's window. She glared at Lily. Shippo sat infront of Lily. "AHHHH! HOW CUTE!" Lily picked up Shippo and hugged him. "I *cough* can't *cough* breath!" Lily screamed again and dropped Shippo. "Owie...."
" It talks!" Lily pointed at Shippo. "Lily, I think you should go home now." Lily looked at Kagome. "But-" "Hi Kagome!" Kagome saw Melanie coming towards them. 'Oh no.' Miroku approached Melanie and groped her. "That tickles!" Everyone gasped. Even Miroku. He took her hands. "Will you bear my child?" "For a guy as cute as you? Sure!" Melanie replied. Everyone gasped again. "Melanie! You're too young to bear his child!" Lily screamed. She went over to Miroku and pulled him aside. "Besides, he already asked me!" Sango's face turned red. "Get away from him!" she yelled. Sango grabbed Miroku. "He's mine!" Miroku stared at the girls. "I knew I was attractive, but I didn't know I would attract three girls at the same time..."
Kagome and Shippo watched the scene. "My friends are crazy," Kagome said. "Anyone who wants to bear his child is crazy," Shippo answered back.
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"Kikyou, stop trying to poison me," Inuyasha said after spitting out more ramen. "I'm not trying to poison you Inuyasha! I'm trying to feed you!" She yelled. "Feh," was all Inuyasha said. "Feh you!" Kikyou replied. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Since when have you been stealing my words?" Kikyou blushed. "Forget it. You're gonna keep trying my ramen until you like it!" Inuyasha gulped. "But Kikyou-" "No butts you hear me?" Inuyasha nodded. He picked up a bowl of ramen and swallowed. He shoved a spoonful of it in his mouth. He held his nose and swallowed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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~Yay! Another chapter finished! As always, PLEASE REVIEW!~
