Love Problems - Ch.6
(Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
Inuyasha found himself on the other side of the well. "I smell Kagome scent mixed with a monk, exterminator, and a certain fox youkai," Inuyasha said out loud. "You smell a what?" Inuyasha turned around to see Shippo sitting on the edge of the well watching him. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at him, then growled. He grabbed Shippo (by the neck) and tried strangling him.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" he screamed. Shippo cried. "KAGOME!!!!!!!" Kagome came rushing into the shrine. She gasped and yelled," SIT! SIT! SIT!" Inuyasha hit the floor as usual. Kagome bent down and picked up Shippo. "Why are you here, you ass hole?" she asked. Inuyasha got up. He pointed at Shippo. "Why is he here?" Kagome glared at him. "Sango and Miroku are here too." Inuyasha said,"I know that!"
Kagome stuck her nose in the hair. "Well, they're all here. And so are you. Where's your bitch of a girlfriend?" Inuyasha sat down. "I left her," he said quietly. Kagome's eyes widened and she looked down at him. "Why?" she asked curiously. "Um..... because... she sucked at making ramen."
SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha hit the floor 11 times as hard as he ever did. He was unconsicous of course. Kagome left and put seals on the shrine to keep him inside. She went back inside her house to find Sango and Miroku giving her curious looks. "What?" she asked. Sango answered. "We heard you say sit a thousand times out there! Is Inuyasha here?"
Kagome nodded. Shippo walked infront of Sango and showed her the bruise on his neck. Inuyasha's claw marks were imprinted on his neck. "Ouch...." Miroku said. Shippo grinned. "Not as ouch as that big bump on your head!" Shippo pointed and burst out laughing. Miroku blushed and rubbed the bump on his head given by Sango.
Kagome sat down on the couch and pouted. "How did you get rid of him, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked. Kagome grinned. "I covered the shrine in seals so he wouldn't be able to get out." Her grin widened. "Thinking about him locked up in there is hilarious." Miroku shook his head. "Seals won't keep him in there forever. Eventually he'll get out."
Kagome looked at him. "Yeah I know. But I wanna savior the humor of it." Sango laughed. Shippo ran off to chase Kilala in a game of tag (has anyone noticed besides me that they always play that game?). A loud yell was heard throughout the neighborhood. Kagome looked up. Shippo and Kilala dove under the couch. Miroku screamed like a girl and grabbed Sango.
The front door broke down as Inuyasha stomped inside. His face was red and you could practicaly see the smoke coming out of his ears. He stomped his way over to Kagome and pointed at her with an acusing finger. "YOU!" he yelled. "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR GOD DAMN SITS!!!!!"
Kagome's eyes widened. Then she glared at him. "FINE! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH, I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF!" she grabbed the necklace and ripped it off his neck (luckily it stayed in perfect condition). She ran to her room and slamed the door. Inuyasha put his hand to his neck. "I-I'm free!" he said joyfully. A big, idiotic smile was place on his face. Sango slapped him and ran up to Kagome's room.
Shippo and Kilala came out of the couch. "Why did you make her mad? First Kikyou, now this! You're a bastard Inuyasha!" Shippo hit him on the chest as hard as he could. Kilala hissed and scratched him on his face. Miroku grabbed Shippo and Kilala before they could do anything else. Inuyasha's smile disappeared. He touched his face. He growled at Kilala. "Stupid fire cat! Now I look like my freakin' half brother!" Kilala gave an innocent 'mew' before running to Kagome's room too.
Miroku sighed. "Calm down Inuyasha. Kagome is already full of stress. You're only worsening it." Shippo nodded in agreement. "Feh," was Inuyasha's reply before chasing after Shippo. "QUIT AGREEING WITH HIM, YOU STUPID KITSUNE!!!!"
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YAY! 6th chapter! I feel so proud of myself! PLEASE REVIEW! thanx!
(Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
Inuyasha found himself on the other side of the well. "I smell Kagome scent mixed with a monk, exterminator, and a certain fox youkai," Inuyasha said out loud. "You smell a what?" Inuyasha turned around to see Shippo sitting on the edge of the well watching him. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at him, then growled. He grabbed Shippo (by the neck) and tried strangling him.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" he screamed. Shippo cried. "KAGOME!!!!!!!" Kagome came rushing into the shrine. She gasped and yelled," SIT! SIT! SIT!" Inuyasha hit the floor as usual. Kagome bent down and picked up Shippo. "Why are you here, you ass hole?" she asked. Inuyasha got up. He pointed at Shippo. "Why is he here?" Kagome glared at him. "Sango and Miroku are here too." Inuyasha said,"I know that!"
Kagome stuck her nose in the hair. "Well, they're all here. And so are you. Where's your bitch of a girlfriend?" Inuyasha sat down. "I left her," he said quietly. Kagome's eyes widened and she looked down at him. "Why?" she asked curiously. "Um..... because... she sucked at making ramen."
SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha hit the floor 11 times as hard as he ever did. He was unconsicous of course. Kagome left and put seals on the shrine to keep him inside. She went back inside her house to find Sango and Miroku giving her curious looks. "What?" she asked. Sango answered. "We heard you say sit a thousand times out there! Is Inuyasha here?"
Kagome nodded. Shippo walked infront of Sango and showed her the bruise on his neck. Inuyasha's claw marks were imprinted on his neck. "Ouch...." Miroku said. Shippo grinned. "Not as ouch as that big bump on your head!" Shippo pointed and burst out laughing. Miroku blushed and rubbed the bump on his head given by Sango.
Kagome sat down on the couch and pouted. "How did you get rid of him, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked. Kagome grinned. "I covered the shrine in seals so he wouldn't be able to get out." Her grin widened. "Thinking about him locked up in there is hilarious." Miroku shook his head. "Seals won't keep him in there forever. Eventually he'll get out."
Kagome looked at him. "Yeah I know. But I wanna savior the humor of it." Sango laughed. Shippo ran off to chase Kilala in a game of tag (has anyone noticed besides me that they always play that game?). A loud yell was heard throughout the neighborhood. Kagome looked up. Shippo and Kilala dove under the couch. Miroku screamed like a girl and grabbed Sango.
The front door broke down as Inuyasha stomped inside. His face was red and you could practicaly see the smoke coming out of his ears. He stomped his way over to Kagome and pointed at her with an acusing finger. "YOU!" he yelled. "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR GOD DAMN SITS!!!!!"
Kagome's eyes widened. Then she glared at him. "FINE! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH, I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF!" she grabbed the necklace and ripped it off his neck (luckily it stayed in perfect condition). She ran to her room and slamed the door. Inuyasha put his hand to his neck. "I-I'm free!" he said joyfully. A big, idiotic smile was place on his face. Sango slapped him and ran up to Kagome's room.
Shippo and Kilala came out of the couch. "Why did you make her mad? First Kikyou, now this! You're a bastard Inuyasha!" Shippo hit him on the chest as hard as he could. Kilala hissed and scratched him on his face. Miroku grabbed Shippo and Kilala before they could do anything else. Inuyasha's smile disappeared. He touched his face. He growled at Kilala. "Stupid fire cat! Now I look like my freakin' half brother!" Kilala gave an innocent 'mew' before running to Kagome's room too.
Miroku sighed. "Calm down Inuyasha. Kagome is already full of stress. You're only worsening it." Shippo nodded in agreement. "Feh," was Inuyasha's reply before chasing after Shippo. "QUIT AGREEING WITH HIM, YOU STUPID KITSUNE!!!!"
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YAY! 6th chapter! I feel so proud of myself! PLEASE REVIEW! thanx!
