Chapter 2

Hello, Steve

By:The fantastic CHEATLETHEFAG



"i'm going to go visit Blue today" steve said to the wall.

Steve got in the car and started to drive toward the house.

While pulling into the driveway he hit some roadkill that looked like joe.

Steve found this strange.

Steve got out of the car and walked up to the door and knocked.

No one came. Steve being the nosy loser he is walks in.

"Blue, Joe are you home" steve yelled.Still no one answered.

Steve walked into the kitchen and found a note on the table.

He picked up the note and read it.

It said DEAR "FRIEND" WE ARE HOLDING BLUE RANSOM IF YOU WANT HER

BACK LEAVE YOUR NUMBER ON THE BACK OF THIS NOTE AND PUT IT IN

THE MAILBOX WE WILL CALL WITH INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE CAPTORS

Steve being an idiot didn't call the police.

Instead he wrote his cell number on the back of the note and stuck it in the

mailbox.

A few minutes later he was sitting on the thinking chair, when he

heard the screeching of tires and music blaring.

Steve walked outside and saw two girls sitting in a black mustang and

there was a pet cage in the back seat. The girls got out.

They were aideen and ciar. Ciar took the cage out of the back seat.

"So you must be the dumbass named steve"aideen said calmly.

"i'm ciar and this is aideen we are the ones who kidnapped your

dog" ciar said merrily.

"come in friends we can talk about this" steve said

The girls followed him inside. Steve sat down in the thinking chair(does he

even have any other chairs).Ciar put the cage down sat on top of it.

Aideen sat next to her."where is joe i want to ask him about that roadkill"

steve asked. Aideen laughed and said "joe is the roadkill out there."

Steve looked shocked."now let's get on with it if you want your dog back

you are going to have to do what we tell you" aideen said.

"i'll do anything" steve said.

"you have to get across the street when the light is green and get

joe's body and bring it back" ciar said.

"fine" steve said proudly "thats easy."

"lets go do it now then" aideen said.

They all walked outside the street was full of cars at this time.

"Aideen,Steve is going to get ran over if we make him do this"

ciar said. "thats the point Ciar" aideen answered."but i wanted to play

our game" ciar whined.

"oh fine, i'll let you beat him first will that make you happy"

aideen asked. Ciar nodded and went to get the

baseball bat from the trunk.

"hey dumbass, before you go you have to close your eyes and

stand in frontof the street" aideen said to steve.

Steve obeyed and ciar snuck up behind him and hit him with the bat until

he was unconscious. Then they threw him in the trunk and drove off.