"And it's na-na-na-na-na-na, late at night..." -I Count The Tears (The Dirfters)
There are some more thoughtful outtakes that we may never see in Ultra Maniac. Here's some more from the odd couple. Enjoy.
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Ultra Oops!
Chapter 2:
More things that you won't hear from Ayu and Nina
Nina: Rio! Slow down!
Rio: Heheheh! I can't! This is fun!
Ayu: Nina...why did you ditch your own scooter for the power to turn Rio into a winged liger with a fancy jeweled helmet, when you can't even manage to control that scooter!?
Nina: I must have been watching too much of that Card Captors show...SLOW DOWN, RIO! You're gonna get us killed out here!
Rio: Wheeeeeeeee!
Ayu, Nina: Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Ayu: Oh my god, they killed Kaji!
Nina, Rio, Tsujiai: YOU BASTARDS!
Ayu: D'oh!
Ayu: (points to Kaji in front of everyone at class, yells with authority) Kaji Tetsushi, you've been one naughty bad boy, and oughta be punished. Now drop your pants and get on my knee!
Nina: o_o Ehhhhh...Ayu-chan...out loud...?
Kaji: o_o Nan...da...yo? (nervous laughter)
(class looks at Kaji)
Tsujiai: Oh, geez...
Mikami-sensei: Ayu...(whispers) this isn't sex education...
(class breaks into hysterical laughter)
Ayu: (|)_(|)...-_- gomen nasai.
Ayu: You look like one of those Card Captor Sakura rejects...
Nina: Well, if you didn't know it, I'm a CCS fan. That's why I have this as my garb, hmph! (pouts)
Ayu: Okay, in that case, I'm going to reach out for the phone, and...
Nina: NO! NO! NO! Please don't call the police! They're going to arrest me for blackmailing Kinomoto-san! Please! I beg you, dearest, please! (holding Ayu tight, crying hysterically, whimpers a puppy)
Ayu: The things I do for friendship...
Naru: There's someone at the door. Get it, Keitaro.
Keitaro: Oh! Welcome to Hinata Sou! Who are you.
Nina: I'm Sakura Nina! Is this the Tateishi residence?
Naru and Keitaro: WHO...IS TATEISHI?
Nina: (Looks at Naru) You're not Tateishi Ayu...
Naru: Why you bastard...IRON FIST PUNCH!
Nina: (blocks punch) I don't think so, sweetheart. Practice! (creates counterpunch that sends Naru crashing through all the walls of Hinata Sou, and into the springs, making her badly injured and bloodied) Hmph.
Keitaro: Hey! You...
Nina: Bye! (gets on scooter with Rio, flies off.)
Keitaro: Wait! Wait...how did she...she...WHAT THE HELL!? (collapses)
Nina: Ayu-chan, Ayu-chan, wherefore art thou, Ayu-chan? Deny thy coolness, and refuse thy name...and I'll no longer be a majoko.
(sings)
Ayu and Nina: You get to burning...
(sings with chorus background)
Ayu: I wanna know what love is...
Nina: Let's talk about love...
Ayu: I want you to show me...
(sings)
Ayu: Sugar pie, honey bunch...
Maya, Nina, Kaji, and Tsujiai: Sugar pie, honey bunch...
Ayu: You know that I love you...
Maya, Nina, Kaji, and Tsujiai: I love you...
All: I can't help myself...
Ayu: I love you and nobody else.
(sings)
All the Shuei boys: Build me up, buttercup, don't break my heart...
(girls melt into piles of goo)
Ayu: (in a scanty Raquel Welch outfit) Giant pterodactyl!
Ayu: Do you think I look good with a red mesh on?
Nina: No. How about me?
Ayu: (shakes head) No.
Maya: How about me?
(Ayu and Nina see Maya with 5 red meshes on her locks)
Ayu and Nina: NOOOOOOO!!!
Nina's grandpa: (sings softly, playing guitar)
If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell,
Just like an old-time movie,
About a ghost from the wishing well...
Nina: (in her magician garb, sleeping, sucking thumb, crying silently) Ojii...ja...nnnn...(falls fast asleep, still sucking thumb)
Yuta: E...heheheh...?
Maya: This is downright embarrassing.
Nina: (in long blonde pigtails and odango) How do I look?
Ayu: You look like you're ready to be Sailor Moon or something.
Nina: Right. Cause, look...(takes off hair, which is actually a wig. Nina is bald.)
Ayu: (0_0) N...NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(screaming echoes throughout the school, disrupting all classes. Ayu passes out.)
Ayu: I know how we can settle this...
Nina: What, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: SOCK PUPPETS!
Nina: Uh, not in my face, Ayu-chan. They smell.
Ayu: -_- I give up...
Kaji: (sees lizard thingy smashing building downtown) o_o Oh no...Godzilla...
Tsujiai: Godzilla...? Nooo! 0_0
Nina: That's just Lulu... -_-
(shock hits Ayu, Nina, and Maya at the same time)
All three: (O_O) LULU!!?
Rio: Nina, transform into Sailor Moon!
Nina: Right! MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
Ayu: (sees behind her back, stunned) N...Nina is...!
Nina: I am Sailor Moon! Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo! (classic SM pose and finger gesture)
Ayu: (+_+) I...am not...dreaming...am I!?
Ayu: Akuryo...TAISAN! (hurls out waves of paper that heal the boys of their ills, making them a little dizzy, too)
Nina: (as Sailor Moon) Tuxedo Kamen-sama...he's so kakkoii...(hearts in her eyes, drunk in amazement)
Ayu: Kaji-kun...is Tuxedo Kamen...dammit...where's Chiba Mamoru when you need him...? (-_-)
Mikami-sensei: (singing, playing his guitar)
In a castle dark,
Or a fortress strong,
With chains upon my feet,
You know that ghost is me.
(class falls to floor, sleeping soundly)
(continues singing)
...When you reach the part
Where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
But heroes often fail...
(classes across the hallway, and teachers fall asleep)
(continues singing)
...I walk away
Like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three-way script,
Enter number two...
(continues singing)
...I don't know where we went wrong,
But the feeling's gone,
And I just can't get it back.
(entire school, and administration except Mikami-sensei are fast asleep. Some are sucking their thumbs. Ayu and Nina are dreaming in heaven right now, with Maya, Kaji and Tsujiai next to them.)
(smiles, silently leaves campus, with entire school still fast asleep, as the noonday sun passes slowly.)
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End Chapter 2
Drop me a line. I'll do the rest.
There are some more thoughtful outtakes that we may never see in Ultra Maniac. Here's some more from the odd couple. Enjoy.
********
Ultra Oops!
Chapter 2:
More things that you won't hear from Ayu and Nina
Nina: Rio! Slow down!
Rio: Heheheh! I can't! This is fun!
Ayu: Nina...why did you ditch your own scooter for the power to turn Rio into a winged liger with a fancy jeweled helmet, when you can't even manage to control that scooter!?
Nina: I must have been watching too much of that Card Captors show...SLOW DOWN, RIO! You're gonna get us killed out here!
Rio: Wheeeeeeeee!
Ayu, Nina: Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Ayu: Oh my god, they killed Kaji!
Nina, Rio, Tsujiai: YOU BASTARDS!
Ayu: D'oh!
Ayu: (points to Kaji in front of everyone at class, yells with authority) Kaji Tetsushi, you've been one naughty bad boy, and oughta be punished. Now drop your pants and get on my knee!
Nina: o_o Ehhhhh...Ayu-chan...out loud...?
Kaji: o_o Nan...da...yo? (nervous laughter)
(class looks at Kaji)
Tsujiai: Oh, geez...
Mikami-sensei: Ayu...(whispers) this isn't sex education...
(class breaks into hysterical laughter)
Ayu: (|)_(|)...-_- gomen nasai.
Ayu: You look like one of those Card Captor Sakura rejects...
Nina: Well, if you didn't know it, I'm a CCS fan. That's why I have this as my garb, hmph! (pouts)
Ayu: Okay, in that case, I'm going to reach out for the phone, and...
Nina: NO! NO! NO! Please don't call the police! They're going to arrest me for blackmailing Kinomoto-san! Please! I beg you, dearest, please! (holding Ayu tight, crying hysterically, whimpers a puppy)
Ayu: The things I do for friendship...
Naru: There's someone at the door. Get it, Keitaro.
Keitaro: Oh! Welcome to Hinata Sou! Who are you.
Nina: I'm Sakura Nina! Is this the Tateishi residence?
Naru and Keitaro: WHO...IS TATEISHI?
Nina: (Looks at Naru) You're not Tateishi Ayu...
Naru: Why you bastard...IRON FIST PUNCH!
Nina: (blocks punch) I don't think so, sweetheart. Practice! (creates counterpunch that sends Naru crashing through all the walls of Hinata Sou, and into the springs, making her badly injured and bloodied) Hmph.
Keitaro: Hey! You...
Nina: Bye! (gets on scooter with Rio, flies off.)
Keitaro: Wait! Wait...how did she...she...WHAT THE HELL!? (collapses)
Nina: Ayu-chan, Ayu-chan, wherefore art thou, Ayu-chan? Deny thy coolness, and refuse thy name...and I'll no longer be a majoko.
(sings)
Ayu and Nina: You get to burning...
(sings with chorus background)
Ayu: I wanna know what love is...
Nina: Let's talk about love...
Ayu: I want you to show me...
(sings)
Ayu: Sugar pie, honey bunch...
Maya, Nina, Kaji, and Tsujiai: Sugar pie, honey bunch...
Ayu: You know that I love you...
Maya, Nina, Kaji, and Tsujiai: I love you...
All: I can't help myself...
Ayu: I love you and nobody else.
(sings)
All the Shuei boys: Build me up, buttercup, don't break my heart...
(girls melt into piles of goo)
Ayu: (in a scanty Raquel Welch outfit) Giant pterodactyl!
Ayu: Do you think I look good with a red mesh on?
Nina: No. How about me?
Ayu: (shakes head) No.
Maya: How about me?
(Ayu and Nina see Maya with 5 red meshes on her locks)
Ayu and Nina: NOOOOOOO!!!
Nina's grandpa: (sings softly, playing guitar)
If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell,
Just like an old-time movie,
About a ghost from the wishing well...
Nina: (in her magician garb, sleeping, sucking thumb, crying silently) Ojii...ja...nnnn...(falls fast asleep, still sucking thumb)
Yuta: E...heheheh...?
Maya: This is downright embarrassing.
Nina: (in long blonde pigtails and odango) How do I look?
Ayu: You look like you're ready to be Sailor Moon or something.
Nina: Right. Cause, look...(takes off hair, which is actually a wig. Nina is bald.)
Ayu: (0_0) N...NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(screaming echoes throughout the school, disrupting all classes. Ayu passes out.)
Ayu: I know how we can settle this...
Nina: What, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: SOCK PUPPETS!
Nina: Uh, not in my face, Ayu-chan. They smell.
Ayu: -_- I give up...
Kaji: (sees lizard thingy smashing building downtown) o_o Oh no...Godzilla...
Tsujiai: Godzilla...? Nooo! 0_0
Nina: That's just Lulu... -_-
(shock hits Ayu, Nina, and Maya at the same time)
All three: (O_O) LULU!!?
Rio: Nina, transform into Sailor Moon!
Nina: Right! MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
Ayu: (sees behind her back, stunned) N...Nina is...!
Nina: I am Sailor Moon! Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo! (classic SM pose and finger gesture)
Ayu: (+_+) I...am not...dreaming...am I!?
Ayu: Akuryo...TAISAN! (hurls out waves of paper that heal the boys of their ills, making them a little dizzy, too)
Nina: (as Sailor Moon) Tuxedo Kamen-sama...he's so kakkoii...(hearts in her eyes, drunk in amazement)
Ayu: Kaji-kun...is Tuxedo Kamen...dammit...where's Chiba Mamoru when you need him...? (-_-)
Mikami-sensei: (singing, playing his guitar)
In a castle dark,
Or a fortress strong,
With chains upon my feet,
You know that ghost is me.
(class falls to floor, sleeping soundly)
(continues singing)
...When you reach the part
Where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
But heroes often fail...
(classes across the hallway, and teachers fall asleep)
(continues singing)
...I walk away
Like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three-way script,
Enter number two...
(continues singing)
...I don't know where we went wrong,
But the feeling's gone,
And I just can't get it back.
(entire school, and administration except Mikami-sensei are fast asleep. Some are sucking their thumbs. Ayu and Nina are dreaming in heaven right now, with Maya, Kaji and Tsujiai next to them.)
(smiles, silently leaves campus, with entire school still fast asleep, as the noonday sun passes slowly.)
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End Chapter 2
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