Meet The Parents 2 :
Meet The Fockers
Chapter 2

"Ther-woos my little girl!," Jack shouted happily trying to hide an indication of a mishap, "Your here early."
Pam pulled back from the hug and began explaining.
"The flight was early, so we thought we would surprise you. Were you surprised?"
"Why yes, dear this is a pleasent surprise."
Greg entered carrying the luggage.
"I carried on this time," he stated triumphantly, "No lost baggage."
"That's my son-in-law," Jack complimented and hugged him, "Where are your parents?, Greg."
"Hello-a", called a voice from the door, "You must be Jack. I am Guiseppi, Greg's father, but people call me Guy for short."
"Nice to meet you Guy, I'm Pam's father," put Jack shaking Guy's hand.
"Nice to meet you Guy, Greg has told us alot about you," Dina Byrnes entered from the kitchen,"I'm Dina, Pam's mother.'
"Hello Byrnes family," the last visiter entered the house,"I am Virginia, Greg's mother."
They all shook hands and hugged as first introductions to families are made. However, this pleasent family gathering was shattered by a mischivous voice from the stairs.
"Well isn't this the picture perfect family Guy, Virgin, and Gaylord Focker. I'm Denny, Pam's brother nice to meet you.", put Denny satisfied with his remark, yet holding back laughter at the unusual irony of the names.
Jack sternly focused his eyes on Denny, overpowering him instantly. The disappointed Denny made his way out to the kitchen.
"I sorry about that, he's a pot-head," Pam tried to correct the situation.
Luckily, neither Guy nor Virgin knew that Denny was attempting to mock them, and just replied,"Sorry for What?"
Greg, however pretended not to hear.
"So, Welcome to Oyster Bay Fockers!", Jack decided for a proper greeting, "Honey, could you get the Hor'Duerves?"
"There all waiting on the table, dear," she answered.
"Good right on schedule, shall we?", Jack lead the group into the den.
"Oh I left the champaign in the kitchen," Dina remembered.
"I'll get it." Jack offered.
He went into the kitchen to find Denny raiding the refrigerator.
"Denny what have I told you about their names?" Jack demanded.
"I just thought it would liven things up."
"You almost insulted your brother inlaw's parents."
"How do we know they are his real parents? Maybe he spray-painted their hair to look like his parents."
"Alright, enough, here's twenty dollars, go do something, but remember the circle of trust and my CIA connections. You puff the magic dragon, and it's back to rehab."
Denny quickly exited the house.
Just then, Greg joined Jack in the kitchen.
"Sorry about Denny, Greg, I sent him out."
"Oh that's ok", Greg took no notice to the issue, but had another in mind, "So you have necklace Jack?"
Jack desperatly used his CIA experience to keep suspicion out of his face.
"Yes, of course, safe and sound."
"Good, because I plan to give it to her tonight at dinner."

...............To Be Continued.