Meet The Parents 2- Meet The Fockers

Author's note: Sorry for the delay, but due to other of life's activities, I was forced to put my writing on hold for almost a year. An early Congratulations to the Class of 2004 at POBJFKHS, NY and Plainedge HS, NY should any of you guys be reading this. We are seniors now! Enough boring you, let's get on with the conclusion of Meet The Parents 2!

"Thanks a lot for holding onto the necklace.", Greg gave Jack his gratitude, "It really took a lot out of a male nurse's salary."

Jack laughed along in an attempt to block suspicion that something was wrong.

"Well let's go meet those parents of your's son." Jack put to Greg.

At the Living Room Table

"So how do you like the home mother Focker.", Dina asked Virginia not knowing that she had made a name slur but soon took notice after receiving a sharp stare from Jack. Luckily, neither of Greg's parents had taken notice. However, both Greg and Pam seemed shocked to hear it.

"It is beautiful, shame my son almost set it on fire.", she commented sarcastically.

They all laughed.

"So Guy, what is it that you do for a living?" asked Jack making conversation.

"I own a bakery.", answered Guy, "FAT FRIENDLY FOCKER'S."

"Is that so?" put Jack surprised, "And that is what you have posted on the sign?"

"Of course, a big sign above the store FAT FRIENDLY FOCKER'S is posted in neon." Guy explained, "I even came up with my very own unique cookies, I call them FINGER FOCKERS. They seem to be my most popular product. They are based on an old Focker family recipe."

"It puts a smile on our face to see kids coming in asking for FOCKERS", added Virginia.

Jack attempted to break the string of odd family conversation.

"Some Champaign to celebrate the wedding of our wonderful kids.", suggested Jack.

They all agreed.

"Guy, you may have the honor of opening the bottle of my best champaign." Jack gave the bottle to Guy.

"I would be honored to do it." agreed Guy happily.

He was slightly struggling with the bottle.

"Careful Dad." Greg grew concerned.

"It's ok I got it, son." Guy reassured him.

He struggled for a minute, then in one quick instant, the cork blew out and rocketed across the room to hit a jar placed above the fireplace. It rocked, then smashed to the floor, spilling its ashe-looking contents. Within seconds of the incident, Jynx, the family cat appeared, and rein act has same motion as he had done months before.

"Oh Shit" Greg put to himself in a certain feeling of de-ja-voo.

"OOpps, I'm terribly sorry." Guy turned to Jack. He then pointed to the desecrated debris on the floor."Hey that jar was dirty, look it was full of dust."

"I'm sorry, he has bad arthritis.", Virginia apologized to her in laws, "I will clean it up."

"Mother...", said the shocked Jack.

Niether of the Fockers knew what Jack had meant. They stared at each other in confusion.

"Dad, that was an urn containing the ashes of Jack's mother.", the embarrassed Greg explained to his father.

"OOOO...well...that...is, I can't tell you how sorry I am.", Guy didn't know how to express his apologies.

"That's ok, happened once before.I told Jack to move it from that spot, but he never does. You just sit right on that couch, Pam and I will take care of it.", Dina responded leading Jack into the kitchen.

In the Kitchen

"One Focker is just like the other." exclaimed the shocked Jack. "This weekend is going to be a nightmare."

"It was only an accident, I'm sure that this weekend will not go the same as the weekend we met Greg, after all none of then lost their luggage.", Dina reassured him.

"What about the necklace?", Jack reminded her, "Greg put a big investment into it."

"Don't worry, we have an till dinner to find it.", Dina reminded him.

Just then, Greg entered.

"I'm really sorry about the urn. Dad feels just awful. I thought maybe giving the necklace to Pam now instead of later might soften the mood."

To be continued...............