Good Bye, For Now At Least!
Well, I've been trying to think of ways to continue this, but I quite
like the way it's ended, and I'm going to leave it at that. Don't fear,
I will write more romantic comedies! If there is something you guys would
like me to write, that you haven't seen anywhere else, or that is rare,
e-mail me, or review! Until then I have a new work in progress, 'Shoot
Me and I'll Bleed', also, here is one last story....
9:00
It was a sunny day in Domino City, the birds were singing,itwas5yearslaterandJoeyandMaiwerelivingtogether.
"Joey, I'm off to work, and well I'm gone will you PLEASE clean
this pig sty up!" Screamed/ asked mai, crawling through, dirty old clothes,
dirty old snack containers, dirty old magazines just to get to the door.
Joey was lying on the couch in baby blue boxer shorts, and an old stained
white shirt that showed a bit of his somewhat larger belly than ever seen
before, watching the TVstripper das on television.
"Hey, I'm pretty busy here with filling out my job applications
and all." He replied holding up a crumpled piece of paper with a
really crapy, but dirty drawing of Mai on it.
"Give that to me!" She snatched the drawing from his and and
putting it down her blouse. "You're not sending that to anybody! Now why
don't you clean up this house and fill out a job application you lazy ass!
Believe it or not, this shitty apartment isn't free!" She screamed shutting
of the television catching his attention.
"Watch the language hot stuff!"
"Don't treat me like some sex object, I'm you wife!!" (Yes,
believe it or not, they're married.)
"You don't mind the degrading sex talk when we're getting it
on!" he said in a semi sexual voice, getting up and standing face-to-face
with her.
"Well, things are different in the bedroom when I'm not late
for work."
"Well you can't be late if you don't go...if you get what I'm
saying. "He said this time, grabbing her ass. With that she jumped on him
wrapping her legs around his waist and starting a make out session with
him.
9:15
"Wow" Mai said, completely frazzled, her hair out of it's perfect
bun, and her lipstick smeared over her and Joey's lips.
"I know, so, wanna go again?"
"If we make love until 6:00 at the same rate we are now, we
will have made love 36 times."
"That can't be right..." He said with a puzzled look on his
face, starting to TRY and solve the problem in his head. "I'm gonna go
find the calculator." As he went to go find the calculator, he saw Tristan
holding a ladder outside her window, then suddenly Tea slides down the
ladder and lands on Tristan's head, then the ladder falls on the both of
them. Grandpa runs down the street chasing the dust ball, and Yugi is being
chased by the light blue evil pac man the sharp teeth and a murderous look
in it's eye from his nightmare (not previously mentioned in story). Mai
came walking up behind Joey and looked out the window too.
"That's our friends!!"
