Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and Ron Weasley and yeah.you get the point? (I thought so)

Kristyn-Riddle: Go title! Go Me! Go Tom Riddle! Nickie-Malfoy, Muha!

Nickie-Malfoy: Hey! I helped! Go title! And don't you Muha me misses!

Kristyn-Riddle: I can muha who I want, thanks!

Nickie-Malfoy: *Slaps her in the face*

Kristyn-Riddle: Ok *sob* on with the *sob* story *SOBS REALLY LOUD*

Nickie-Malfoy: MUHA!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THE STORY~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (The story that I wrote (OWWW) I mean WE wrote.not (OWWW) I mean not not.If that makes scense)

~*~*~*~*~*~THE ACCUAL STORY~*~*~*~*~* (prepare to laugh)

13-year-old Draco Malfoy raised his hand,

" Mr. Malfoy?" asked the transfiguration teacher. Also known as proffesor Sprout. (A/N: I know.this fic is going to be kind of screwed up)

" Ravens" he answered.

" Correct! 10 points for Slytherin. Class dismissed."

Draco walked out of class, quit pleased with himself. He couldn't wait to get back to class because Pansy said she had a special "Surprise" for Draco. Pansy had been Draco's girlfriend for quit some time now.

"Mudblood pie" he said as the Slytherin portrait swung open, he just caught a glimps of Padma and Justin (A/N: Yes, Justin is in Slytherin) walking up to the boys dormitory. Draco quikly followed him but stumbled over the stairs and took quit a while to recover from "serious pain". 5 minutes had passed until finally he reached the boys dormity. All of a sudden he heard a voice, none other than Pansy's.

Draco had enough. He tried the door, it was locked.

"Alohomora" He muttered. He tried the door once more. It opened, only to reveal Pansy and Justin kissing. (A/N: Just like a first kiss kind of thing)

" You F#cking B*tch! It's over," he continued, " I'm F#cking going to find some other better looking B*tch. You F#cking slutty whore"

" Draky poo!" pansy cried out through her sobs.

*Old lady comes and and says."OH DRAKY POO" Then goes back to "Where ever she came from* " Don't Draky Poo me! Here.I'll give you a deal." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Kristyn-Riddle: MUHA!!!

Nickie-Malfoy: A bigger Muha than Kristyn-Riddle.

Kristyn-Riddle: UH!! THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE IS IT??

Nickie-Malfoy: ummm hmm it is!

Kristyn-Riddle: MUHA!!!

Nickie-Malfoy: A bigger Muha than Kristyn-Riddle.

Kristyn-Riddle: MUHA!!!

Nickie-Malfoy: A bigger Muha than Kristyn-Riddle.

Kristyn-Riddle: MUHA!!!

Nickie-Malfoy: A littler Muha than Kristyn-Riddle.

Kristyn-Riddle: MUHA!!!!!!!!!!!I WIN!!!! Oh.And please review!! Sorry for the short chappy guys!!