THAT STORY I NEGLECTED TO NAME
chop chop master onion
chapter 1
why doesn't anyone notice his turrets syndrome? are we all that dumb?
*a pretty blonde girl is walking down the dirt streets of a small town, humming happily, a gray cat at her heels*
man: hey you! get back here! thief!!
*a small boy runs around the corner, and crashes into Noodles*
Noodles: are you ok? why ya runnin so fast?
*the man catches up with the boy, grabs the collar of his shirt*
boy: lemme go! I didn't do anything!
Man: you stole food from my shop! where's your mother? we've got to talk to her…
boy: I don't have one! please I was starving I need food!
Noodles: what if I pay will you let him go?
man: sure why not? Oh, wait, I know, he'll just steal from someone else!
*The man takes the money Noodles hands him, and leaves*
Noodles: what are you doing? That's wrong!
boy: I needed food-!
Noodles: no, no, how you did it was all wrong! the secret is you DON'T GET CAUGHT!
boy: …
Noodles: so what's your name?
boy: Kaite…
Noodles: I'm Noodles, and this is Shmoopy!
Shmoopy: *purrs and rubs against Kaite's leg*
Noodles: come on, I have some food in my fort!
all: *walks to Noodles fort*
Noodles: it's just over here….
Voice: hey, Leon! Check this out!
Leon: what is it, Don? we already ate all their food…
Noodles: hey! get out of there! that fort took me all day to make!!!
Leon: *walks up to Noodles, eyes her suspiciously* whatcha gunna do about it?
Kaite: get out of here, before I make you-
Leon: make us what, ya little runt-?
Shmoopy: *hisses*
Don: hey, I have an idea! lets take the girl and make her do our laundry! I'm pretty smelly…
Noodles: ew!
Leon: good idea, Don. all women can do stuff like that, right? *ties up struggling Noodles and picks her up, carrying her over his shoulder*
Noodles: and you wonder why no girl will go out with you!!
Shmoopy: *attempts to fight the two bad men but fails*
Kaite: come back here! *throws rocks, one hits Leon in the head*
Leon: ow! that hurt!
Don: I'm telling!!!
Kaite: *sulks* tattletale….
Noodles: kaite! go find help or, or, or something! I don't even know how to turn on a washing machine…
Leon and Don: *laughing hysterically for reasons unknown*
Kaite: don't worry! I wont let them make you wash their clothes!!
*gunshots coming from on top of a building, bullet lands near Leon and Don*
Leon: what the-??
Noodles: *kicking wildly trying to get away*
Leon: ow! I'll let you walk if you just stop kicking me!
Noodles: *still kicking uncontrollably* I'm sorry, what?
Voice: do I need to shoot at you again or is someone going to notice me?!?
all: *look towards voice. unfortunately, they all have a different idea of there the voice is coming from*
Voice: up here! SNICKERDOODLE!!
Leon: is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's a moron with a gun!
Don: *laughs stupidly*
Voice: I'm not a moron! I'm Vash!
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT
Vash saves the pretty girl and chases the bad men away*
Noodles: *as Vash unties her* thanks Vash..
Vash: *drooling* any time….
Shmoopy: *purrs*
Female Voice: there, Maryl..the gunshots came from over here!
Maryl: your right, Milly…excuse me! what's going on here? is everyone ok?
Noodles: yep!…hey, where's Kaite?
Vash: who?….MEEP MEEP!!!
Maryl: well, I guess we get our hopes up…we'll never find Vash at this rate…
Noodles: but Vash is right he-
Vash: *covers Noodles mouth* heh….what she meant to say was EAT MY DUST, MORTALS!!!
Noodles: so why do you guys need to find Vash?
Maryl: we work for the Bernadelli Insurace Company-
Milly: were Disaster Investigators!
Maryl: yes, and we've been assigned to catch Vash and keep him under 24 hour surveillance to prevent him from causing any further property damage-
Vash: 24-hour surveillance?!?!?!?!!? HOLY MOTHER COFFEE BEAN!!!
Milly: is something wrong?
Vash: no…heh… everything is fine and DANDY!! well, see ya! *runs away*
Noodles: hey VASH!! wait up, VASH!
Vash: *runs back in a cloud of dust and covers her mouth again* bye! *whispering to Noodles as running away* what are you trying to do???
Noodles: what? I was just gunna ask you if I could wear your sunglasses…there just so cool….*starts crying*
Vash: don't cry! here, you can wear them!
Noodles: yay!
End chapter 1
why does nobody notice his turrets syndrome? are we all that dumb?
