THAT STORY I NEGLECTED TO NAME

chop chop master onion

chapter 1

why doesn't anyone notice his turrets syndrome? are we all that dumb?

*a pretty blonde girl is walking down the dirt streets of a small town, humming happily, a gray cat at her heels*

man: hey you! get back here! thief!!

*a small boy runs around the corner, and crashes into Noodles*

Noodles: are you ok? why ya runnin so fast?

*the man catches up with the boy, grabs the collar of his shirt*

boy: lemme go! I didn't do anything!

Man: you stole food from my shop! where's your mother? we've got to talk to her…

boy: I don't have one! please I was starving I need food!

Noodles: what if I pay will you let him go?

man: sure why not? Oh, wait, I know, he'll just steal from someone else!

*The man takes the money Noodles hands him, and leaves*

Noodles: what are you doing? That's wrong!

boy: I needed food-!

Noodles: no, no, how you did it was all wrong! the secret is you DON'T GET CAUGHT!

boy: …

Noodles: so what's your name?

boy: Kaite…

Noodles: I'm Noodles, and this is Shmoopy!

Shmoopy:  *purrs and rubs against Kaite's leg*

Noodles: come on, I have some food in my fort!

all: *walks to Noodles fort*

Noodles: it's just over here….

Voice: hey, Leon! Check this out!

Leon: what is it, Don? we already ate all their food…

Noodles: hey! get out of there! that fort took me all day to make!!!

Leon: *walks up to Noodles, eyes her suspiciously* whatcha gunna do about it?

Kaite: get out of here, before I make you-

Leon: make us what, ya little runt-?

Shmoopy: *hisses*

Don: hey, I have an idea! lets take the girl and make her do our laundry! I'm pretty smelly…

Noodles: ew!

Leon: good idea, Don.  all women can do stuff like that, right?  *ties up struggling Noodles and picks her up, carrying her over his shoulder*

Noodles: and you wonder why no girl will go out with you!!

Shmoopy: *attempts to fight the two bad men but fails*

Kaite: come back here! *throws rocks, one hits Leon in the head*

Leon: ow! that hurt!

Don: I'm telling!!!

Kaite: *sulks* tattletale….

Noodles: kaite! go find help or, or, or something! I don't even know how to turn on a washing machine…

Leon and Don: *laughing hysterically for reasons unknown*

Kaite: don't worry! I wont let them make you wash their clothes!!

*gunshots coming from on top of a building, bullet lands near Leon and Don*

Leon: what the-??

Noodles: *kicking wildly trying to get away*

Leon: ow! I'll let you walk if you just stop kicking me!

Noodles: *still kicking uncontrollably* I'm sorry, what?

Voice: do I need to shoot at you again or is someone going to notice me?!?

all: *look towards voice. unfortunately, they all have a different idea of there the voice is coming from*

Voice: up here!  SNICKERDOODLE!!

Leon: is it a bird? is it a plane? no, it's a moron with a gun!

Don: *laughs stupidly*

Voice: I'm not a moron! I'm Vash!

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT

Vash saves the pretty girl and chases the bad men away*

Noodles: *as Vash unties her* thanks Vash..

Vash: *drooling* any time….

Shmoopy: *purrs*

Female Voice: there, Maryl..the gunshots came from over here!

Maryl: your right, Milly…excuse me! what's going on here? is everyone ok?

Noodles: yep!…hey, where's Kaite?

Vash: who?….MEEP MEEP!!!

Maryl: well, I guess we get our hopes up…we'll never find Vash at this rate…

Noodles: but Vash is right he-

Vash: *covers Noodles mouth*  heh….what she meant to say was EAT MY DUST, MORTALS!!!

Noodles: so why do you guys need to find Vash?

Maryl: we work for the Bernadelli Insurace Company-

Milly: were Disaster Investigators!

Maryl: yes, and we've been assigned to catch Vash and keep him under 24 hour surveillance to prevent him from causing any further property damage-

Vash: 24-hour surveillance?!?!?!?!!?  HOLY MOTHER COFFEE BEAN!!!

Milly: is something wrong?

Vash:  no…heh… everything is fine and DANDY!! well, see ya! *runs away*

Noodles: hey VASH!! wait up, VASH!

Vash: *runs back in a cloud of dust and covers her mouth again* bye! *whispering to Noodles as running away*  what are you trying to do???

Noodles: what? I was just gunna ask you if I could wear your sunglasses…there just so cool….*starts crying*

Vash: don't cry! here, you can wear them!

Noodles: yay!

End chapter 1

why does nobody notice his turrets syndrome? are we all that dumb?