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Whose Triforce Is It Anyways? Special Sixth Episode Anniversary!

Ganon: Wait. Sixth Anniversary? Don't you mean just sixth episode here?

Ruto: Yeah, what gives?

Link: Wait, didn't we kill you after saving Hyrule, AGAIN?

Ganon: I have been revived by the all powerful author!

Zelda: Grrr . . .

Link: Grrr . . .

Ruto: Can't we ever be rid of him?

Ganon: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mystic: Probably not, but to answer your first question, it's because I actually got enough response to write 6 of these, I'm doing an entire episode based on everyone's favorite hero of time!

Link: *Forgets about Ganon* What??? Really????

Zelda: WHAT??? Why?? Everyone likes me better!

Ruto: *grumbling* You wish, whore

Zelda: Quiet over there Princess-wannabe

Ruto: I AM a real princess!

Zelda: Of a bunch of fish? I think not!

Ruto: Are you disgracing my race?

Mystic: Anyways.

Zelda: No, you do that enough yourself!

Ganon & Link: You're gonna need the whole Great Sea to cool that BURN!

Ruto: *punches Zelda in the gut and smiles at her*

Zelda: *gasping for breath*

Ruto: What's wrong blondie? Forgot to breathe?

Mystic: So like I was saying I

Ganon: You did that just to get off such a cool BURN!?

Ruto: Yes I did *smiles proudly*

Ganon: Care to join me? We could rule Hyrule together!

Ruto: *weirded out now* I think I'll pass

Link: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no comment needed I think

Mystic: Again I was trying to tell you

Zelda: *freezes time and before anyone notices, Ruto is on the ground, unconscious* !@#$$ !@$#%$#! !%#$%! Ruto!

Link & Ganon: Whoa.

*Lulu's kids come out and drag Ruto back to the audience*

Link: Looks like we need another performer now . . .

Ganon: But the show hasn't even started

Zelda: Fox must be getting a good laugh at this . . .

Nabooru: *from the audience* Can I join in?

All: No . . .

Mystic: I told you guys that this way

Malon: What about me?

All: NO!!!

Tingle: Howa 'bout me?

All: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Cel Link: I have an idea!

Ganon: Yeah, what is it?

Cel Link: Why don't we listen to the author for a moment?

Mystic: Why thank you Cel! I'm a little sick *cough* and can't really scream out!

Ganon: Me too. *cough* liar. *cough*

Link: I think you're giving it to us *cough* bulls!@# *cough*

Mystic: *smiles sweetly* I'll pretend I didn't hear that! Anyway, this episode all four performers will be Link!

All except Link: WHAT???

Mystic: I was trying to explain before but you guys wouldn't listen to me!

Zelda: you can't be serious!

Ganon: This show cannot go on with me!

Mystic: You'll still be in it! Just not as performers this time!

Both: Oh . . .

Mystic: We'll bring out three other forms of Link: Cel Link will be one, young link, 16-bit Link, and our very own, my Link.

Link: How old am I?

Zelda: Judging by your di . . . Ganon: If Ruto isn't here to stop it, I will! No jokes about THAT!

Mystic: Zelda, you'll be our host and Ganon, you can help out Saria!

Saria: Don't I get a say in this?

Mystic: Of course . . .not sweetheart!

Ganon: But I can't play an instrument!

Mystic: You'll learn

Saria: I'm allergic to male Gerudos

Mystic: Take some medication!

Ganon: I eat small children for breakfast

All: *face fault*

Mystic: In the audience with you, NOW!

Ganon: *proudly walks into the stands, takes a quick look over at Saria and licks his lips*

Saria: *starts crying* He's gonna eat me!!!!!!

Link: *goes over and comforts his best friend* Ganonndork, if you lay one hand on her, I'll take the Triforce of power and your hand with it!

Ganon: Oooohh! I'm SO scared!

Saria: *glares at Ganon and her eyes go green* Lets see how you like this, Mister Cucumber!

*Suddenly a tree bursts out through the ground and traps Ganon in the inside of the Trunk, you can only see his face now and he's still alive and well, just can't move at all!*

Ganon: Get me out of here you forest wench!

Saria: What are you going to do? Spit on me? Glare some more? *giggles childishly*

Zelda: By the goddesses. did one of the sages actually defend themselves instead of getting captured?

Link: You mean like you?

Zelda: Bite me, Link

Link: You're an anorexic, blond twig, I'd have nothing to bite on!

Zelda: You've already seen under the dress! You know I'm not!

Link: That's as far as I got! You woulda burst if I had stuck my huge di.

Ganon: STOP NOW!

Zelda: Grrr . . .

Link: Grrr . . .

Zelda: Big headed . . .

Link: Pig headed . . .

Zelda: Soul Cailbur 2 . . . enough said!

Link: Super smash bros melee and we all know no one played as you, Sheik was much better!

Zelda: Bastard . . .

Link: Cunt . . .

Zelda: Go screw a cucco!

Link: I wouldn't be able to find a virgin one, you've already done them all!

Malon: *screams* You don't mean you'd actually do it, would you sweety?

Zelda: He probably already has, I wondered why that blue cucco suddenly turned green!

Malon: WHAT??? That's it! I'm breaking up with you!

Link: Wait Malon, don't go!

*she runs out*

Link: Look what you did now, prostitute!

Zelda: Your fault, not mine, cucco screwer!

Link: I love you . . . Zelda: I love you too . . . lets make kids now!

Link: How about after the show . . . *looking at the impatient Mystic* We better get started or she's going to kill us

Zelda: She can't do that!

*suddenly Link's head falls off*

Zelda: LINK!!!!

*it appears seconds later*

Zelda: Um. I stand corrected!

Mystic: Get going you guys! At this rate, we only have enough time for two games! Maybe less!

Link: yes ma'm . . .

Zelda: Right away! Let's get going!

*music comes on as the camera fades into focus. In a dark room, 3 spotlights narrow in on a lone figure sitting in the middle of the audience. A sole spotlight highlights the figure on the stage. It isn't Rauru. or Ruto, it's the princess? I thought she was only an actor too! Wait, you already know what's going on . . .*

Zelda: Welcome to Whose Triforce is it anyways! Tonight's performers are: From the bowels of the Deku Tree, it's Mystic's Link! From the hands of a cartoonist, it's Cel Link! Straight from the original Nintendo cartridge, it's 16-bit Link! From my bed last night, it's young link!

Nabooru: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She admits she's a child molester!

Zelda: What of it?

Nabooru: So you want to join the Gerudo clan or what?

All: *face fault*

*Zelda shudders and shakes her head, then takes a seat behind her desk. Darunia, instead of his usual seat behind the host, is standing next to the new Tree Ganonndorf with his usual Jerry Springer shirt getting ready to move it out of the audience's way*

Zelda: Welcome again to the show. This is where we all never get along and the hosts don't matter! I'm your host, Princess Zelda of Hyrule! Ganon: Get over yourself!

Zelda: I don't want to hear any comments from nature's peanut gallery over there!

Ganon: . . . . . . . nice burn . . . . .

Zelda: Here at Whose Triforce Is It Anyways, these four performers will act out scene based on what I tell them to, like in real life! At the end of each game, I will award points to the winners. The one with the most points at the end gets to do something special with me!

Link: Can I forfeit now then?

16-bit: Me too!

Young Link: Me Three!

Cel Link: Same here!

Zelda: NOT THAT! Perverts . . .

Nabooru: It wouldn't matter, you've done all of them anyway!

Zelda: Shut up, I'm not a child molester!

Nabooru: Hey! I admit it at least!

Saria: You wanna join the Tree Gannondorf, Nabooru?

Nabooru: *keeps her mouth shut now*

Saria: *smiles innocently* Continue please!

Zelda: . . . our first game is world's worst! Everyone will participate in this. When I pull an idea from the hat, they have to say the world's worst thing in that category! Let's go guys!

*all of them slouch and slowly walk up to the main stage*

Zelda: First one is, world's worst. video games? How'd this one get in here again?

Link: *steps up* The Legend of Zelda: Zelda's child molesting adventures!

Zelda: *buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz*

16-bit: Final Fantasy 10 for the original Nintendo!

Zelda: *buzz*

Cel: Majora's Mask 2!

Zelda: Stop bashing that game! It wasn't that bad!

Cel: Can't help it, Wind Waker all the way!

Zelda: You just say that because you're in it! *buzz*

Young: Ocarina of Time 2: Tree Gannondorf strikes! Zelda: *chuckles, pointing and laughing and Gannondorf, buzz*

16-bit: Soul Calibur 5: Nude fighters! Gamecube version including Link!

Link: It's not funny anymore!

Zelda: *buzz* Next category: World's worst date ideas!

Young: Wanna go my cult meeting tonight?

Zelda: *buzz*

Link: Let's stay at home tonight and read Mystic's other fanfics!

Mystic: Link . . .

Link: Sorry master . . .

*his head rolls off again*

Cel: Why don't we go out and save my sister? She'd make an awesome three- some!

Zelda: *buzz!!!*

Young: You know, my house could use a fresh coat of paint.

Zelda: *buzz* World's Worst Ocarina of time turn ons

16-bit: Link . . .why are you jerking off in front of Impa?

Zelda: eeeewwww.. *buzz*

*Link gets his head back*

Link: I didn't know male poes were so well endowed!

Zelda: don't make us start using the homo link jokes again!

Ganon: Link is gay! Link is gay!

Zelda: Shut up Tree! *buzz*

Cel: That Cucco has some fine legs . . .

Zelda *buzz* and last, World's worst ways to scare Zelda . . . uh oh . . .

Link: Zelda, I'm going out with Malon again!

Zelda: WHAT????? *buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz*

16-bit: They're remaking the second Zelda game for the Gamecube!

Zelda: NNNNOOOOOO!!! *buzz buzz buzz*

Cel: You're really my sister!

Zelda: AHHHHHH! *buzz buzz buzz buzz*

Young: I've already reported you to the authorities for having sex with me, you're no longer a princess!

Zelda: Why you little . . . *buzz* Okay guys that's it!

*all of them return to their seats, Link finally gets his head back*

Zelda: None of you get points for that!

Link: What a shame . . .

Zelda: *ignores him* Our next and last game is Questions Only! You guys know how to play so get up there and start!*

Ganon: But what if the viewers don't know?

Zelda: Go read the second edition! Now start!

*all of the Links go up and form two lines, 16-bit and Cel are up first*

Zelda: Oh yeah, your scene is that you're fighting over who gets me, so there!

All: aw man . . .

*they all form two lines on stage*

16-bit: Do you want her?

Cel: Don't you already love her?

16-bit: Can cartoons really love?

Cel: Do pixilated characters have di.

Ganon: That's enough! I swear you all are getting Link's influence!

Young: Well we ARE him after all!

Zelda: *buzz* Cel, you're getting replaced for creating a conversation that is distracting to the game!

Cel: Thanks a lot, Gannondork!

*Link steps up*

16-bit: Do you love her?

Link: Would I be here if I didn't?

16-bit: Mind can't process question . . .

Zelda: *buzz*

16-bit: Gosh darnit . . .

Nabooru: Gosh . . .?

Ganon: Darnit?

16-bit: I'm from the original Nintendo, what to you expect!?

Young: Are you here to take her away?

Link: Where do you want me to take her?

Young: To the depths of hell!

Zelda: *buzz buzz* Little boys shouldn't talk about their elders like that!

Young: Hell yeah they should, especially when its you! Hehehe!

Zelda: Grrr . . . disrespectful little . . . with a small di . . .

Ganon: SSSTTTOOPPPP!!!

Nabooru: Maybe you should have covered up his mouth, Saria?

Saria: Darunia, can you fix this problem for us?

*Darunia stomps up and covers Ganonndorf's mouth with one of his huge paws, winking back at the two girls*

Cel: How about Death mountain?

16-bit: What about the depths of Lake Hylia?

Cel: Is that her favorite place?

16-bit: Isn't that the wrong princess?

Cel: Shouldn't we ask her first?

16-bit: No she's too busy screwing a cucco . . . oh oops . . .

Zelda: *buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz*

Link: Has she finished screwing the cucco?

Cel: Hasn't she just started?

Link: How should I know?

Cel: Didn't you have it last?

Link: Wasn't I AFTER you?

Cel: Isn't the cucco getting around?

Link: I . . well . . .grrr!!!!!

Zelda: *buzz buzz buzz* That's the end of the game anyway, you bunch of sickos! And that's the end of this edition of Whose Triforce is it anyways! Thank the goddesses . . . come back next time to see four new performers, we hope, and lots more cucco action! *covers her mouth gasp* um, I mean improvisation action!