The comeback of Whose Triforce is it Anyways!!! Okay, so I've been gone
for a while again, but now we're back and going back to the roots that got
this fan fiction. well maybe one or two fans to it! Reviewers, thanks for
convincing me to torture the Zelda fans community by writing another!
Whose Triforce is it Anyways? The Seventh Edition!
*Zelda's head pokes out from behind the stage, her hair a mess and her clothes half on*
Zelda: Please don't do another all Link special..
Ganon: We'll pay you 1000 Rupees!
Mystic: I don't live in Hyrule! And Link! Get off of her now! Save that for another fanfic, not mine!
*Both grumble and get up. Ruto finally wakes up in one of the chairs on stage after being unconscious for a WHOLE edition, what a shame, huh?*
Ruto: Huh..? What's going on? Wait, does that say what I think it does? This isn't another.
Zelda: Shut up Zora slut! ..Hey! That kinda rhymes!
Ruto: Go screw a cucco, you dumb blond!
Zelda: I wouldn't be talking, you look a little blue, forget to breathe yourself?
Ruto: I'm a Zora you idiot! I'm supposed to be this color!
Zelda: Hehe. How about we change that.
*All of a sudden time stops for an instant, only those with the triforces can tell. well that and the readers of course. When time returns, Ruto is down on the ground, conscious. her face red as she's lying on the ground*
Zelda: Red is a much prettier color!
Ganon & Link: BURN!!!!
Mystic: Wait a minute!!! You can't do that!!! We were supposed to have her as a performer today!
Link: Well she didn't last very long, did she?
Mystic: What am I supposed to do now? Malon broke up with you so she won't do the show.
Zelda: Thank the goddesses..
Mystic: I do NOT need another comment from the bitchy peanut gallery!
Zelda: How dare you call me that!
Mystic: I can if I want to, I'm the author!
Zelda: Yeah? Well I'm the Sage of time!
Mystic: *types a little bit on her keyboard and suddenly Zelda is a cucco*
Ganon & Link: ....
Mystic: *booming voice* ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TRY ME TODAY?
Ganon: Whoa. calm down on the pms medicine.
Mystic: WHAT?????
Ganon: Nothing! Anyway, how about a million rupees?
Link: There was nothing wrong with that episode! Wait a minute. didn't we turn you into a tree?
Ganon: I'm the king of evil, I can beat a sage's puny power anyday!
Link: What did you do to Saria, Gannondork
Ganon: Call me that again and I'll never tell you
Nabooru: *hits Link over the head, pointing to the ocarina set* She's right over there, kid.
Saria: *waves* I let him go this morning. he promised to stop terrorizing Hyrule!
All: AND YOU BELIEVED HIM????
Ganon: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Mystic: Enough you guys! What am I supposed to do about two more actors? This is more important than your land!
Nabooru: I could do it.!
Mystic: I mean we need some one with experience on the show.
Nabooru: Right here!
Mystic: Has to be really witty.
Nabooru: I'm all wit! Right here!
Mystic: Preferably a girl or two since I already do obnoxious guys.
Ganon & Link: Hey!!
Nabooru: Look I'm a girl *flashes everyone*
Everyone: *facefault*
Dampe: *out in the audience, waving his hand* Young lady. um. I mean, I don't believe you yet.. I'm going to have to see those again!
Mystic: I know who!
Nabooru: Yes me!!!
Mystic: I can wake up Ruto!!! I used her in the first one. she should be okay!
*Mystic snaps her fingers and Ruto automatically wakes up. but as she does, angry Zelda fans suddenly pull Mystic into the back*
Mystic: hey what are you guys.. *boom* Ouch! *bam* Hey!! *crash crash crash* LEMME GO!!!!
Ganon: Boy, she's screaming a lot today, isn't she?
*Zelda automatically turns into a human again*
Ruto and Zelda: What just happened?
Link: Mystic is getting mauled by Zelda's fans because she woke Ruto up to perform.
Ruto: There's no sense in that! I'm a better host than a performer!
Zelda: We can tell
Ruto: Don't start this again whore
Zelda: Start what hell fish?
Ruto: Start THIS daddy's little land's bicycle!
Link: Um, I don't get it
Zelda: Did you know your race swims like sperm??
Ganon: That means basically she has been "ridden" by everyone in Hyrule
Ruto: My temple is bigger than yours. trying to compensate for something?
Nabooru: Hey!! I still want to play!!!
Link: Ridden?
Zelda: At least I have breasts!
Ganon: Don't act stupid, you know what that means
Ruto: That's only because Nintendo graphic artists are a bunch of pussies!
Link: Yea, I guess I do
Zelda: Hmm, now that you mention it, I got the short end of the stick too
Nabooru: I'm STILL here!!!
Mystic: *stumbles out, looking really beat up* I leave for a moment and it turns into chaos out here?
Saria: Of course Miss Mystic! It's always like this!
Mystic: Right. well Ruto get in the damn host's chair, Nabooru and Zelda, sit down before I change my mind
Zelda: Or my fans do you mean? *winks at Mystic*
Mystic: Revenge will be mine! Resistance is futile!
Link: Wrong series
Ganon: Yeah, what have you been smoking lately?
Nabooru: Why are you guys getting along so well?
Link: How can we not? Ruto and Zelda take up most of the fighting!
Ganon: we've become friends! *puts his arm around Link*
Link: Take it off, now!
Ganon: *snickers* What? Don't want to be my friend?
Link: No I don't, Gannondork!
Ganon: *snickers again* What you didn't like last night?
Everyone: WHAT????
Ruto: Wait?
Zelda: Is Link?
Nabooru: Really gay?
Link: I told you over and over again that movie sucked and you talked all the way through it!
All 3: *sigh of relief*
Mystic: Guys. remember a little parody fanfic I was writing called Whose Triforce is it Anyways?
All: yeah.
Mystic: well you guys REALLY need to actually start it sometime!!!
All: Okay okay!
*music comes on as the camera fades into focus. In a dark room, 3 spotlights narrow in on a lone figure sitting in the middle of the audience. A sole spotlight highlights the figure on the stage. Ruto's back at the desk! Cheers of the audience can be heard from all over*
Ruto: Welcome to Whose Triforce is it Anyways? This edition we have: the audience-flasher, Nabooru! The Cucco-basher, Princess Zelda! The evil- masher, Link! And finally the wal-mart-casher, Gannondork!
Ganon: Why can't you ever get my name right?
Nabooru: Well I just did flash them
Dampe: Encore!!
Zelda: You're going to get yours soon enough, Ruto!
Ruto: yeah, right!
Link: Hey, I liked mine!
All: SHUT UP!!!
Ruto: Anyways, I'm your host, Princess Ruto of the Zoras! Come on down and let's embarrass some video game characters!
*she walks down to her desk and smiles at the camera*
Ruto: Welcome to the show where four performers battle it out improv style for a huge prize!
Link: A prize?
Ruto: Yep! Meaningless points!
All 4: *facefault*
Ruto: You all know the rules and if you don't, why did you read this edition first? Get your butts back to the first edition and start reading! Now our first game is a very old favorite on this show and the best one, according to our wonderful author, on the real show! It's a Hoedown!!
Audience: YAY!!!
Mystic: *puts away the guns and starts handing out dollars*
*all the performers grumble and stand up*
Ruto: Okay, audience, what game out there should our characters really be in?
Dampe: BMXXX!!!
Ruto: Pervert, shouldn't you be dead?
Dampe: Not until I get my hookshot back!
Link: You can have it back! I got a better one two temples later anyway!
Malon: Dead or Alive extreme beach volleyball!
Ruto: Why are you still here? Nevermind, don't answer that!
Cel Link: Soul Calibur 2!
Ruto: Why did I know someone was going to say that?
Darunia: Final Fantasy VII!!!!
Ruto: wow! That sounds like a good idea now!
All: *sarcasm starts dripping off of them* Great, just great!
Ruto: Alright your category is, The Legend of Zelda fantasy VII! Saria, music!
*she starts playing her ocarina in the usual hoedown music! The performers start pretending to dance a little bit*
Nabooru: I wish I could be Aeris from FF7 Everytime I'd be looked at, I'd send the person to heaven! I've be the most beautiful character of all! Oh look here comes Sephy! Wait! Stop your fall!!
*she pretends to be stabbed and lays on the ground twitching every so often. The music still plays on*
Ganon: I'm going to be Sephiroth, the great! I won't mess up like his sorry ass, his tactics I will debate! When Cloud tries to get me, I won't go into, um, fearia? Because I'll just bring out My Knights of the Round materia!
*they all dance, and Zelda steps up, grumbling over at Nabooru*
Zelda: You little stealing desert bitch, I wanted to be her too! The object of everyone's attention, hated by only few! Sephiroth wouldn't get to get to me, I'd always be wild! If he jumped, my staff would be up, and boom! he couldn't have a child!
*dances a little around Nabooru, acting like the stronger one. Nabooru grabs her foot and trips her to the ground and they both end up fighting on the ground, yet the music still continues?*
Ganon: Of course I'm going to be the hero of a game Cloud is just the character who would bring me to fame! I'd get up my huge sword and send sephy to the, um, morguey? Then I would take all three girls and have a bigger orgy!
Ganon and Link only: Have a bigger orgy!!!!!!
*As the music ends, the two of them break the girls apart and put them in chairs, bowing to the audience a little*
Zelda: Let me at her, stupid thief!
Nabooru: Is that the best your could come up with, Stalfos fu
Ganon: Don't you even say THAT word!
Link: Oh you mean like if I said that before the show me and Zelda were fu
Ganon: Yes THAT one!
Ruto: But what if I said you and Link before that movie were fu
Ganon: We were NOT and no you cannot use THAT word!
Link: Well what if I just said I had a big di
Ganon: Damn you, you dick-sucking, fucking hero of the homos!
All: *gasp*
Zelda: Did he?
Ruto: Just say?
Nabooru: The words he wouldn't let us?
Mystic: Boy am I glad I made this fic rated R now!
Ruto: *still shocked* No points, you guys are really getting bad at this. Let's get to our next game, shall we? It's time for our last game of the night!
Link: Why the last? There are only two games? The real guys do lots more!
Ruto: Because our dear author needs to keep this series going if the readers like it!
All: Oh.
Ruto: Our last game is the dating game! Nabooru, you're the contestant on a dating game and the rest of you are eligible bachelors! Isn't that just great?
Zelda: I'm not a bachelor!
Link: I'm not eligible!
Ganon: I don't want to be on a dating game!
Nabooru: Shut up all of you and play the game, pussies!
Zelda: Why don't you go screw young Link again?
Link: He's still here? I thought I pushed him back to the time portal!
Nabooru: Oh yeah, he says I was the best he's EVER had!
Zelda: *turns to Link* Is that true?
Link: Well um, no it, well, actually
Nabooru: Ha! Maybe you need some lessons, Princess?
Ganon: BURN!!!!!!!!
Ruto: Game!!! Now!!!
*each of them takes a seat on a stool and reads the card on their seat*
Zelda: *picks up her card, it says: Child molester*
Link: *picks up his card, it says: a Moogle. He whispers over to Mystic* You've been playing Final fantasy instead of me again, haven't you?
Mystic: *looks down* . . . yes
Ganon: *picks up his card, it says: Harry Potter* Great! How am I supposed to know anything about this???
Ruto: Alright guys, start!
Nabooru: *sits up straight, brushing back her hair a million times* So Bachelor number one?
Zelda: Yeah?
Nabooru: What's your idea of the perfect date?
Zelda: *thinks about it for the minute and looks down with a mischievous look on her face* Well, it would be me and you . . . wait how old are you? I mean I do have an age limit here of around 13! Anyway, we'd probably be in my bedroom, I think I might have some rope that would fit your wrists!
Nabooru: *grumbles, already knows* I do not act that way! *ahem* Anyway, bachelor number 2? Same Question!
Link: *knows only one thing about Moogles* Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo!
Nabooru: Whatever! Bachelor Number 3!
Ganon: Yes?
Nabooru: How old are you and what are your bedroom habits?
Ganon: *scratches his head* I think I'm like what, 12? I usually like to create a lot of, um, magic in the bedroom! Playing that game with the brooms and a ball, and finding things about some sort of order of a phoenix?
Nabooru: *sighs* Alright Bachelor 1? What is your favorite S&M move?
Zelda: Oh that's easy! Putting a little boy in the bathtub filled halfway with water again then I would
Mystic: Guys!! This is rated R, not XXX!
Nabooru: Alright! Alright! Bachelor number 2?
Link: Kupo?
Nabooru: Nevermind! Bachelor number 3? What is your closet filled with?
Ganon: Um, magical condoms that increase my di . . . oops! Not supposed to say that!
Ruto: *buzz buzz buzz* Ganonndork! Learn to stay in character! Nabooru, if you don't get these guesses right, I'm going to personally murder you!
Nabooru: Zelda is me, right?
Ruto: Close enough, she's a child molester
Nabooru: Oh, okay, no problem! Number 2 is well, what's it called, maybe it starts with a c? or a m? I have no clue!
Mystic: IT'S A MOOGLE!!!
Nabooru: How long have you wanted to say that??
Mystic: The last 2 minutes?
Ruto: Okay, and Ganonndork?
Nabooru: I think he's Harry Potter, but it looks like he hasn't read any of the books!
Ganon: Damn straight I haven't that series is awful!
Mystic: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!
Ganon: Uh oh
*Mystic starts chasing Ganon around the stage, Nabooru, link and Zelda behind trying to stop her before she actually kills him*
Ruto: Um, right! That's another edition of Whose Triforce is it anyway! Stay tuned for further editions! If Mystic stops being lazy and gets a lot of feedback!
Whose Triforce is it Anyways? The Seventh Edition!
*Zelda's head pokes out from behind the stage, her hair a mess and her clothes half on*
Zelda: Please don't do another all Link special..
Ganon: We'll pay you 1000 Rupees!
Mystic: I don't live in Hyrule! And Link! Get off of her now! Save that for another fanfic, not mine!
*Both grumble and get up. Ruto finally wakes up in one of the chairs on stage after being unconscious for a WHOLE edition, what a shame, huh?*
Ruto: Huh..? What's going on? Wait, does that say what I think it does? This isn't another.
Zelda: Shut up Zora slut! ..Hey! That kinda rhymes!
Ruto: Go screw a cucco, you dumb blond!
Zelda: I wouldn't be talking, you look a little blue, forget to breathe yourself?
Ruto: I'm a Zora you idiot! I'm supposed to be this color!
Zelda: Hehe. How about we change that.
*All of a sudden time stops for an instant, only those with the triforces can tell. well that and the readers of course. When time returns, Ruto is down on the ground, conscious. her face red as she's lying on the ground*
Zelda: Red is a much prettier color!
Ganon & Link: BURN!!!!
Mystic: Wait a minute!!! You can't do that!!! We were supposed to have her as a performer today!
Link: Well she didn't last very long, did she?
Mystic: What am I supposed to do now? Malon broke up with you so she won't do the show.
Zelda: Thank the goddesses..
Mystic: I do NOT need another comment from the bitchy peanut gallery!
Zelda: How dare you call me that!
Mystic: I can if I want to, I'm the author!
Zelda: Yeah? Well I'm the Sage of time!
Mystic: *types a little bit on her keyboard and suddenly Zelda is a cucco*
Ganon & Link: ....
Mystic: *booming voice* ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TRY ME TODAY?
Ganon: Whoa. calm down on the pms medicine.
Mystic: WHAT?????
Ganon: Nothing! Anyway, how about a million rupees?
Link: There was nothing wrong with that episode! Wait a minute. didn't we turn you into a tree?
Ganon: I'm the king of evil, I can beat a sage's puny power anyday!
Link: What did you do to Saria, Gannondork
Ganon: Call me that again and I'll never tell you
Nabooru: *hits Link over the head, pointing to the ocarina set* She's right over there, kid.
Saria: *waves* I let him go this morning. he promised to stop terrorizing Hyrule!
All: AND YOU BELIEVED HIM????
Ganon: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Mystic: Enough you guys! What am I supposed to do about two more actors? This is more important than your land!
Nabooru: I could do it.!
Mystic: I mean we need some one with experience on the show.
Nabooru: Right here!
Mystic: Has to be really witty.
Nabooru: I'm all wit! Right here!
Mystic: Preferably a girl or two since I already do obnoxious guys.
Ganon & Link: Hey!!
Nabooru: Look I'm a girl *flashes everyone*
Everyone: *facefault*
Dampe: *out in the audience, waving his hand* Young lady. um. I mean, I don't believe you yet.. I'm going to have to see those again!
Mystic: I know who!
Nabooru: Yes me!!!
Mystic: I can wake up Ruto!!! I used her in the first one. she should be okay!
*Mystic snaps her fingers and Ruto automatically wakes up. but as she does, angry Zelda fans suddenly pull Mystic into the back*
Mystic: hey what are you guys.. *boom* Ouch! *bam* Hey!! *crash crash crash* LEMME GO!!!!
Ganon: Boy, she's screaming a lot today, isn't she?
*Zelda automatically turns into a human again*
Ruto and Zelda: What just happened?
Link: Mystic is getting mauled by Zelda's fans because she woke Ruto up to perform.
Ruto: There's no sense in that! I'm a better host than a performer!
Zelda: We can tell
Ruto: Don't start this again whore
Zelda: Start what hell fish?
Ruto: Start THIS daddy's little land's bicycle!
Link: Um, I don't get it
Zelda: Did you know your race swims like sperm??
Ganon: That means basically she has been "ridden" by everyone in Hyrule
Ruto: My temple is bigger than yours. trying to compensate for something?
Nabooru: Hey!! I still want to play!!!
Link: Ridden?
Zelda: At least I have breasts!
Ganon: Don't act stupid, you know what that means
Ruto: That's only because Nintendo graphic artists are a bunch of pussies!
Link: Yea, I guess I do
Zelda: Hmm, now that you mention it, I got the short end of the stick too
Nabooru: I'm STILL here!!!
Mystic: *stumbles out, looking really beat up* I leave for a moment and it turns into chaos out here?
Saria: Of course Miss Mystic! It's always like this!
Mystic: Right. well Ruto get in the damn host's chair, Nabooru and Zelda, sit down before I change my mind
Zelda: Or my fans do you mean? *winks at Mystic*
Mystic: Revenge will be mine! Resistance is futile!
Link: Wrong series
Ganon: Yeah, what have you been smoking lately?
Nabooru: Why are you guys getting along so well?
Link: How can we not? Ruto and Zelda take up most of the fighting!
Ganon: we've become friends! *puts his arm around Link*
Link: Take it off, now!
Ganon: *snickers* What? Don't want to be my friend?
Link: No I don't, Gannondork!
Ganon: *snickers again* What you didn't like last night?
Everyone: WHAT????
Ruto: Wait?
Zelda: Is Link?
Nabooru: Really gay?
Link: I told you over and over again that movie sucked and you talked all the way through it!
All 3: *sigh of relief*
Mystic: Guys. remember a little parody fanfic I was writing called Whose Triforce is it Anyways?
All: yeah.
Mystic: well you guys REALLY need to actually start it sometime!!!
All: Okay okay!
*music comes on as the camera fades into focus. In a dark room, 3 spotlights narrow in on a lone figure sitting in the middle of the audience. A sole spotlight highlights the figure on the stage. Ruto's back at the desk! Cheers of the audience can be heard from all over*
Ruto: Welcome to Whose Triforce is it Anyways? This edition we have: the audience-flasher, Nabooru! The Cucco-basher, Princess Zelda! The evil- masher, Link! And finally the wal-mart-casher, Gannondork!
Ganon: Why can't you ever get my name right?
Nabooru: Well I just did flash them
Dampe: Encore!!
Zelda: You're going to get yours soon enough, Ruto!
Ruto: yeah, right!
Link: Hey, I liked mine!
All: SHUT UP!!!
Ruto: Anyways, I'm your host, Princess Ruto of the Zoras! Come on down and let's embarrass some video game characters!
*she walks down to her desk and smiles at the camera*
Ruto: Welcome to the show where four performers battle it out improv style for a huge prize!
Link: A prize?
Ruto: Yep! Meaningless points!
All 4: *facefault*
Ruto: You all know the rules and if you don't, why did you read this edition first? Get your butts back to the first edition and start reading! Now our first game is a very old favorite on this show and the best one, according to our wonderful author, on the real show! It's a Hoedown!!
Audience: YAY!!!
Mystic: *puts away the guns and starts handing out dollars*
*all the performers grumble and stand up*
Ruto: Okay, audience, what game out there should our characters really be in?
Dampe: BMXXX!!!
Ruto: Pervert, shouldn't you be dead?
Dampe: Not until I get my hookshot back!
Link: You can have it back! I got a better one two temples later anyway!
Malon: Dead or Alive extreme beach volleyball!
Ruto: Why are you still here? Nevermind, don't answer that!
Cel Link: Soul Calibur 2!
Ruto: Why did I know someone was going to say that?
Darunia: Final Fantasy VII!!!!
Ruto: wow! That sounds like a good idea now!
All: *sarcasm starts dripping off of them* Great, just great!
Ruto: Alright your category is, The Legend of Zelda fantasy VII! Saria, music!
*she starts playing her ocarina in the usual hoedown music! The performers start pretending to dance a little bit*
Nabooru: I wish I could be Aeris from FF7 Everytime I'd be looked at, I'd send the person to heaven! I've be the most beautiful character of all! Oh look here comes Sephy! Wait! Stop your fall!!
*she pretends to be stabbed and lays on the ground twitching every so often. The music still plays on*
Ganon: I'm going to be Sephiroth, the great! I won't mess up like his sorry ass, his tactics I will debate! When Cloud tries to get me, I won't go into, um, fearia? Because I'll just bring out My Knights of the Round materia!
*they all dance, and Zelda steps up, grumbling over at Nabooru*
Zelda: You little stealing desert bitch, I wanted to be her too! The object of everyone's attention, hated by only few! Sephiroth wouldn't get to get to me, I'd always be wild! If he jumped, my staff would be up, and boom! he couldn't have a child!
*dances a little around Nabooru, acting like the stronger one. Nabooru grabs her foot and trips her to the ground and they both end up fighting on the ground, yet the music still continues?*
Ganon: Of course I'm going to be the hero of a game Cloud is just the character who would bring me to fame! I'd get up my huge sword and send sephy to the, um, morguey? Then I would take all three girls and have a bigger orgy!
Ganon and Link only: Have a bigger orgy!!!!!!
*As the music ends, the two of them break the girls apart and put them in chairs, bowing to the audience a little*
Zelda: Let me at her, stupid thief!
Nabooru: Is that the best your could come up with, Stalfos fu
Ganon: Don't you even say THAT word!
Link: Oh you mean like if I said that before the show me and Zelda were fu
Ganon: Yes THAT one!
Ruto: But what if I said you and Link before that movie were fu
Ganon: We were NOT and no you cannot use THAT word!
Link: Well what if I just said I had a big di
Ganon: Damn you, you dick-sucking, fucking hero of the homos!
All: *gasp*
Zelda: Did he?
Ruto: Just say?
Nabooru: The words he wouldn't let us?
Mystic: Boy am I glad I made this fic rated R now!
Ruto: *still shocked* No points, you guys are really getting bad at this. Let's get to our next game, shall we? It's time for our last game of the night!
Link: Why the last? There are only two games? The real guys do lots more!
Ruto: Because our dear author needs to keep this series going if the readers like it!
All: Oh.
Ruto: Our last game is the dating game! Nabooru, you're the contestant on a dating game and the rest of you are eligible bachelors! Isn't that just great?
Zelda: I'm not a bachelor!
Link: I'm not eligible!
Ganon: I don't want to be on a dating game!
Nabooru: Shut up all of you and play the game, pussies!
Zelda: Why don't you go screw young Link again?
Link: He's still here? I thought I pushed him back to the time portal!
Nabooru: Oh yeah, he says I was the best he's EVER had!
Zelda: *turns to Link* Is that true?
Link: Well um, no it, well, actually
Nabooru: Ha! Maybe you need some lessons, Princess?
Ganon: BURN!!!!!!!!
Ruto: Game!!! Now!!!
*each of them takes a seat on a stool and reads the card on their seat*
Zelda: *picks up her card, it says: Child molester*
Link: *picks up his card, it says: a Moogle. He whispers over to Mystic* You've been playing Final fantasy instead of me again, haven't you?
Mystic: *looks down* . . . yes
Ganon: *picks up his card, it says: Harry Potter* Great! How am I supposed to know anything about this???
Ruto: Alright guys, start!
Nabooru: *sits up straight, brushing back her hair a million times* So Bachelor number one?
Zelda: Yeah?
Nabooru: What's your idea of the perfect date?
Zelda: *thinks about it for the minute and looks down with a mischievous look on her face* Well, it would be me and you . . . wait how old are you? I mean I do have an age limit here of around 13! Anyway, we'd probably be in my bedroom, I think I might have some rope that would fit your wrists!
Nabooru: *grumbles, already knows* I do not act that way! *ahem* Anyway, bachelor number 2? Same Question!
Link: *knows only one thing about Moogles* Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo! Kupo!
Nabooru: Whatever! Bachelor Number 3!
Ganon: Yes?
Nabooru: How old are you and what are your bedroom habits?
Ganon: *scratches his head* I think I'm like what, 12? I usually like to create a lot of, um, magic in the bedroom! Playing that game with the brooms and a ball, and finding things about some sort of order of a phoenix?
Nabooru: *sighs* Alright Bachelor 1? What is your favorite S&M move?
Zelda: Oh that's easy! Putting a little boy in the bathtub filled halfway with water again then I would
Mystic: Guys!! This is rated R, not XXX!
Nabooru: Alright! Alright! Bachelor number 2?
Link: Kupo?
Nabooru: Nevermind! Bachelor number 3? What is your closet filled with?
Ganon: Um, magical condoms that increase my di . . . oops! Not supposed to say that!
Ruto: *buzz buzz buzz* Ganonndork! Learn to stay in character! Nabooru, if you don't get these guesses right, I'm going to personally murder you!
Nabooru: Zelda is me, right?
Ruto: Close enough, she's a child molester
Nabooru: Oh, okay, no problem! Number 2 is well, what's it called, maybe it starts with a c? or a m? I have no clue!
Mystic: IT'S A MOOGLE!!!
Nabooru: How long have you wanted to say that??
Mystic: The last 2 minutes?
Ruto: Okay, and Ganonndork?
Nabooru: I think he's Harry Potter, but it looks like he hasn't read any of the books!
Ganon: Damn straight I haven't that series is awful!
Mystic: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!
Ganon: Uh oh
*Mystic starts chasing Ganon around the stage, Nabooru, link and Zelda behind trying to stop her before she actually kills him*
Ruto: Um, right! That's another edition of Whose Triforce is it anyway! Stay tuned for further editions! If Mystic stops being lazy and gets a lot of feedback!
