Amaryllis and her fake lisp
Are starting to make me get pissed
That dirty little liar
Her hair will catch fire
And then she'll be burned to a crisp
My perfect sister is cruel
But I'll challenge her to a duel
I'll give her a fight
And knock out her lights
Then maybe she won't be so cool
Mayor Shinn is an evil old ass
Who snarls whenever I pass
But one of these days
If I have my way
He'll be nothing except a dead mass
Marcellus Washburn is a pain
Who always had nothing to gain
I'll kick him where it hurts
And when his face hits the dirt
I'll be laughing like I've gone insane
The Quartet are all on my nerves
When trying to show off their curves
I'll show them what's crude
When they're standing there nude
There's nothing I hate more than pervs.
The ladies in town are too loud
They always attract quite a crowd
I'll show them who's boss,
When they're dead, by a cross,
And my mother will stop being proud.
Some day I'll elope with Mr. Hill
Before going in for the kill
By murdering that ass
And being a sass
I'll show them all who's not run-of-the-mill!
Are starting to make me get pissed
That dirty little liar
Her hair will catch fire
And then she'll be burned to a crisp
My perfect sister is cruel
But I'll challenge her to a duel
I'll give her a fight
And knock out her lights
Then maybe she won't be so cool
Mayor Shinn is an evil old ass
Who snarls whenever I pass
But one of these days
If I have my way
He'll be nothing except a dead mass
Marcellus Washburn is a pain
Who always had nothing to gain
I'll kick him where it hurts
And when his face hits the dirt
I'll be laughing like I've gone insane
The Quartet are all on my nerves
When trying to show off their curves
I'll show them what's crude
When they're standing there nude
There's nothing I hate more than pervs.
The ladies in town are too loud
They always attract quite a crowd
I'll show them who's boss,
When they're dead, by a cross,
And my mother will stop being proud.
Some day I'll elope with Mr. Hill
Before going in for the kill
By murdering that ass
And being a sass
I'll show them all who's not run-of-the-mill!
