Lenny

Lenny. Lenny was a great friend to me ever since I was a kid. He helped from when I got a splinter, inhaled a crayon all life's little bumps and bruises. We have a lot in common like our addiction to beer and people with extra body parts. I can always trust him for a good game of bowling or just to lean on when I have to sleep and Marge doesn't allow me to sleep in our house.

Carl

Carl is a co-worker, friend, substitute Lenny, and member of my old long gone gang. I can always count on him to feed me beer through pipes like those teenagers do in Cancun. He is the only person I am not prejudice against even though he's different. From singing Mr. Sandman on a railroad to getting madly drunk and trashing my children's school I can trust on Carl for a good time and possibly a throbbing headache.

Mo

Ah the all-loyal dispenser of beer. I can always trust him even though he's held me at gunpoint over 10 times. I always can trust on Mo even ever since I was a kid I consider him my life partner. I can trust him from hurting Fatoney when I was a kid to helping me solve my problems

Mr. Flanders

He is a holy pain in the butt. He has good taste in women though. Now he dates a country/gospel singer ever since Maude died (It wasn't my fault). Even though he bothers me I help him with problems. He no longer cuts loose since he's around 50 and the last time he did we married to girls in Nevada. That's not m fault either.

Rod

Flanders's oldest son. His role model is his dad (poor kid)

Todd
Mr. Flanders's youngest son. Imagine how innocent he acts. Bart only once made him crazy and I once caught him watching Lisa bathe so he has a little bad in him.

Apu

Apu is the main-man at the Quickie-Mart. He has a wife named Manjula who he was forced by his mother to marry, but he didn't care because it was love at first sight. Me, Marge, Bart, and him gave Manjula stuff that was responsible for their octuplets that she had

Manjula
Apu's loving wife, mother of 8