The Flea

Disclaimer: This is getting old. Thanks to all those who have made very funny comments. It pleases me to know that what I wrote is not crap. It's humor, and that's what it's meant to be. Luckily, I haven't gotten any flames. Good thing, because I'll just use them to torture my sister's Barbie's into insanity. lol. Please remember Malik wants to be called Mouse in this story. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Bakura pushed Mouse into his room, and promptly smashed him against the floor.
"I can't believe you'd have the nerve to come into this house, let alone Ryou's room at 12:00 at night! What the hell are you doing here!?" Bakura was once again pissed, but he didn't care how much he hurt Mouse. He was ready and aimed with both fists to make sure Mouse wouldn't walk for a month, but he stopped, just to see what pathetic excuse he had to defend himself.
"I needed to trade you! The serum I gave you was not a truth serum, but a growth mixture! For my plants, and the occasional manhood. Very powerful. Would make Ryou the size of the Empire State Building in a matter of minutes. I brought the real truth serum. Here!" Mouse shoved another beaker into Bakura's hands, making him drop his fists, and the growth serum. It fell, as if in slow motion, and landed on the carpeted floor, shattering the glass, and spilling the liquid all over the floor. There was a sudden jolt of blinding light in the room. The lights flickered, but became steady after about a minute. When both boys came to, they were both on the ground, right next to each other. In fact, they were almost kissing. Not like they had a choice. There was no room to move around in. Bakura thought they were under the bed, but quickly dismissed the idea when they didn't poke themselves on the various razor blades and stainless steel knives he kept under there. Then he looked up. He saw pincers. Pincers the size of Chewbacca, and just as hairy. Then he knew what the huge thing on top of them was.
"I-it's a f-flea!" Yelled Mouse, suddenly realizing what it was as well. It was taking up the whole room, and had the two pinned under it's massive body. They heard the door open.
"Hey, who was that dude-" Ryou stood there and stared at the giant flea.
"It's a-"
"We know it's a flea! Bakura, do you have any baby food?" Malik was yelling in Bakura's ear, so he got kneed in the balls. "What the hell do we need baby food for!? It's not going to help us!" Bakura yelled back. "Yes it will. It's the counter for the growth serum. It'll make the flea small again!" Mouse's words were struggled, as he still was holding his crotch in pain. Bakura thought a moment, and then had an expression like he paid the electric bill for the light bulb that went off over his head. "Ryou, get the carrots!" Ryou looked at Bakura like he had lost it." You know, the ones from the stew?" Ryou got it now. It was the consistency of baby food. Ryou left the room and ran downstairs. There were leftovers from dinner, because after the TV incident, no one else ate. Ryou used some chopsticks (from here on out, I'm referring to them as "hashi's" because that's what I'm used to. Hashi means "chopsticks" in Japanese) to fish out the carrots, and it took him nearly 15 minutes to get all of them out. Next, he mashed them all up with a fork, which didn't take very long. He ran back upstairs with the bowl of mashed carrots, and burst through the door.
"It's about time! You've been nearly twenty minutes!" Bakura was yelling loudly into Mouse's ear, so it was Bakura's turn to get kneed in the balls. He missed, though, but hit a reflex in Bakura's knee, making his foot shoot out. You can guess what happened.
"What do I do?" Ryou was close to crying. He hated bugs. Especially ones that are ten times his size.
"Toss it into the bug's face! Yelled Mouse, who was clearly not going to be intimate for some time. Ryou hesitated, then threw the food, bowl and all, on to the pincers. Immediately, the flea got smaller, and smaller, until he was regular size, landing in the now empty bowl of carrots. Bakura got up, stretched a little, and ran to Ryou and hugged him. Ryou was stunned. He just stood there, clueless. Bakura himself just realized what he was doing, and he pushed Ryou away. A little too forcefully. Ryou fell over, and, getting up to go to bed, turned to Bakura and said,
"You're cleaning up all these carrots tomorrow." *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* So, how's it going? Right way, wrong way? Tell me! Plz R&R!