Disclaimer: I not owner.
Alrighty, then. It seems you all liked the tale, so you be sad to hear,
this is the last chapter. Everything's resolved here, though, but I'm
leaving a hole at the bottom to make headway into Yami's Secret. If you
have an idea for Yami's Secret, please tell me! You will get credit.
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Bakura looked around the room. There was no one there, but everything was lit up, all the lights were on, and there were banners up for what looked like a party.
"SUPRISE!!!" People, lots of people popped out of nowhere, and had yelled simultaneously. It scared the hell out of Bakura. Ryou snuck behind his dazed Yami to put a party hat on him. Ryou ran, and good thing too, Bakura turned around, still holding the knife, looking for people. He wondered what was going on.
"What the hell is this?" Bakura asked everyone. Two people came out of the crowd, Mouse's Yami and Yugi's Yami. Yami stepped up to Bakura, and got ready to explain, but before he did, Bakura grabbed him, and put the point of the knife into Yami's back, and demanded an explanation. Yami, exasperated, told Bakura he was about to do that. Bakura let go.
"Well, you see, we've all been caught, like you. Malik's Yami, you and me. Look at the walls." Bakura looked at them. On one wall, he saw the picture of him, blown up, watching Barney. He started getting real mad, but then he saw the other walls. There were pictures. Almost exactly the same, of the other Yami's. Their hikari's had caught them, too, in the act.
"The party's for, well, us. Look at your hat." Yami was laughing slightly at Bakura's expression. Bakura took off the hat Ryou put on his head, and saw none other than Barney, and the words, "I wuv you!" on the bottom. He happily put the hat back on, and scanned the room again, now knowing why they were all there. He saw Jounouchi and Shizuka Katsuya, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba, Honda, Anzu (god, he hated her) Yugi and his Yami, Mouse and his Yami, and Ryou. He felt a little relieved his secret was out to a group of understanding people, but he was to be seen a shade of red the whole night, still embarrassed by the photo along one wall.
"Let's have some fun with the Pharaoh" Thought Bakura, seeing the bar in the corner of the room. Now, he was wondering whose house this was.
"You imbeciles! Whose house is this?" Bakura yelled over the racket from the music, which was a Barney remix. He looked around, and saw Jou's hand shoot up into the air. Bakura shrugged his shoulders, and went into the bar, and grabbed everything he could. He went over to the coffee table, which had a hanging tablecloth over it, and swiped all the porn off of it onto the floor. He set all the bottles down, and once again yelled into the crowd.
"Yami! Wanna make this party interesting? I got booze!" Yami looked over the crowd, and saw Bakura sitting there with loads of hard liquor. Now the real party started.
"Hey! I want in! Winner gets a pair of Isis' undies!" Yelled Yami Mouse from the middle of the stampede of people, pushing in for a better view. He fought with the crowd, and was soon sitting next to Yami on the couch, a bottle of rum in his hand. Now, everyone was gathered around the Yami's for the drinking contest.
"I got 20 on Yami!" yelled someone.
"I got 30 on Bakura!" yelled Ryou from the front.
"I'll give you 40 for the undies!" Yelled a very hyper Jou. Now everyone was placing bets. Yugi walked to the bar, and came back with three shot glasses.
"If you guys are going to get violently drunk, do it right." Said Yugi in a defeated tone. He handed each one, and started filling them with Russian vodka. Soon, the bottle was gone. After about 20 shots, Yami Mouse passed out onto the floor. The crowd moved him out of the way, watching intently at Bakura's attempts to stay awake. Yami looked as if he had yet to drink anything. Now they were on whiskey. After that bottle was gone, Yami made a lurching noise, and regurgitated into the waste paper bin next to him. Bakura suddenly stood up, and slurring his words and dancing in slow motion, he sang a victory song.
"Who you callin' a whore now, Yami! I da whore! I da whore! You not. You not." He sang awhile before starting to river dance. He went to kick out his leg, but stopped when he hit something. It was something under the coffee table, concealed by the hanging tablecloth. He looked under it and saw, a safe! It had three coded locks on it, and an inscription. "Anyone caught trying to open this will either be banished to the shadow realm, or lose a limb from the lawn mower. -Yami P.S. If you are Bakura, I'll just kill you. -Pharaoh Yami"
"Hey, Yami! Wazzin here?" Bakura shouted, even though the room was not as loud anymore. Yami had recovered, but still looked a little pale. Everyone else was giving and receiving money, according to the outcome of their bets. Yami suddenly ran over to Bakura, and picked him up by the scruff on his shirt.
"Don't ever let me catch you near this thing, or I swear. You'll wish you were dead long before it comes." Yami now sounded like he hadn't had a drink in years, and even though he whispered, the whole room was now silent, looking at them. Bakura also managed a fake recovery.
"It's a date, Pharaoh." He whispered back, not one hint of drink in his system. Suddenly, he gurgled, and heaved chunks all over Yami, who had now let go.
"DAMN! You know how much starch it takes for me to get the tail of this coat to stick up in the air!? You ass! I'm going to be busy for weeks cleaning this! It's my good coat!" Seto passed Bakura and whispered, "Yeah, the coat sticking up thing was not all due to the animator." Yami removed the coat and stormed away. Everyone else cleared out of the room, getting ready to leave. Soon, only Yugi, Ryou and Bakura were left in the room. Yugi was talking to Ryou about something, he was quite sure he heard the words "carrots" and "flea". He ended the conversation by grabbing his abandoned knife, and telling Ryou they needed to go. All the while home, only one thought was plaguing Bakura. "What's in that goddamn safe.?" *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* So? It's over. *pout* but I'm going to write Yami's Secret next. If anyone has any ideas as to WHAT the actual Yami's Secret is, tell me. I need some inspiration. (stupid writer's block.) Donate ideas to the mentally challenged writer fund! Thanks for all your help with this story, hope you liked it! PLX R&R!
Bakura looked around the room. There was no one there, but everything was lit up, all the lights were on, and there were banners up for what looked like a party.
"SUPRISE!!!" People, lots of people popped out of nowhere, and had yelled simultaneously. It scared the hell out of Bakura. Ryou snuck behind his dazed Yami to put a party hat on him. Ryou ran, and good thing too, Bakura turned around, still holding the knife, looking for people. He wondered what was going on.
"What the hell is this?" Bakura asked everyone. Two people came out of the crowd, Mouse's Yami and Yugi's Yami. Yami stepped up to Bakura, and got ready to explain, but before he did, Bakura grabbed him, and put the point of the knife into Yami's back, and demanded an explanation. Yami, exasperated, told Bakura he was about to do that. Bakura let go.
"Well, you see, we've all been caught, like you. Malik's Yami, you and me. Look at the walls." Bakura looked at them. On one wall, he saw the picture of him, blown up, watching Barney. He started getting real mad, but then he saw the other walls. There were pictures. Almost exactly the same, of the other Yami's. Their hikari's had caught them, too, in the act.
"The party's for, well, us. Look at your hat." Yami was laughing slightly at Bakura's expression. Bakura took off the hat Ryou put on his head, and saw none other than Barney, and the words, "I wuv you!" on the bottom. He happily put the hat back on, and scanned the room again, now knowing why they were all there. He saw Jounouchi and Shizuka Katsuya, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba, Honda, Anzu (god, he hated her) Yugi and his Yami, Mouse and his Yami, and Ryou. He felt a little relieved his secret was out to a group of understanding people, but he was to be seen a shade of red the whole night, still embarrassed by the photo along one wall.
"Let's have some fun with the Pharaoh" Thought Bakura, seeing the bar in the corner of the room. Now, he was wondering whose house this was.
"You imbeciles! Whose house is this?" Bakura yelled over the racket from the music, which was a Barney remix. He looked around, and saw Jou's hand shoot up into the air. Bakura shrugged his shoulders, and went into the bar, and grabbed everything he could. He went over to the coffee table, which had a hanging tablecloth over it, and swiped all the porn off of it onto the floor. He set all the bottles down, and once again yelled into the crowd.
"Yami! Wanna make this party interesting? I got booze!" Yami looked over the crowd, and saw Bakura sitting there with loads of hard liquor. Now the real party started.
"Hey! I want in! Winner gets a pair of Isis' undies!" Yelled Yami Mouse from the middle of the stampede of people, pushing in for a better view. He fought with the crowd, and was soon sitting next to Yami on the couch, a bottle of rum in his hand. Now, everyone was gathered around the Yami's for the drinking contest.
"I got 20 on Yami!" yelled someone.
"I got 30 on Bakura!" yelled Ryou from the front.
"I'll give you 40 for the undies!" Yelled a very hyper Jou. Now everyone was placing bets. Yugi walked to the bar, and came back with three shot glasses.
"If you guys are going to get violently drunk, do it right." Said Yugi in a defeated tone. He handed each one, and started filling them with Russian vodka. Soon, the bottle was gone. After about 20 shots, Yami Mouse passed out onto the floor. The crowd moved him out of the way, watching intently at Bakura's attempts to stay awake. Yami looked as if he had yet to drink anything. Now they were on whiskey. After that bottle was gone, Yami made a lurching noise, and regurgitated into the waste paper bin next to him. Bakura suddenly stood up, and slurring his words and dancing in slow motion, he sang a victory song.
"Who you callin' a whore now, Yami! I da whore! I da whore! You not. You not." He sang awhile before starting to river dance. He went to kick out his leg, but stopped when he hit something. It was something under the coffee table, concealed by the hanging tablecloth. He looked under it and saw, a safe! It had three coded locks on it, and an inscription. "Anyone caught trying to open this will either be banished to the shadow realm, or lose a limb from the lawn mower. -Yami P.S. If you are Bakura, I'll just kill you. -Pharaoh Yami"
"Hey, Yami! Wazzin here?" Bakura shouted, even though the room was not as loud anymore. Yami had recovered, but still looked a little pale. Everyone else was giving and receiving money, according to the outcome of their bets. Yami suddenly ran over to Bakura, and picked him up by the scruff on his shirt.
"Don't ever let me catch you near this thing, or I swear. You'll wish you were dead long before it comes." Yami now sounded like he hadn't had a drink in years, and even though he whispered, the whole room was now silent, looking at them. Bakura also managed a fake recovery.
"It's a date, Pharaoh." He whispered back, not one hint of drink in his system. Suddenly, he gurgled, and heaved chunks all over Yami, who had now let go.
"DAMN! You know how much starch it takes for me to get the tail of this coat to stick up in the air!? You ass! I'm going to be busy for weeks cleaning this! It's my good coat!" Seto passed Bakura and whispered, "Yeah, the coat sticking up thing was not all due to the animator." Yami removed the coat and stormed away. Everyone else cleared out of the room, getting ready to leave. Soon, only Yugi, Ryou and Bakura were left in the room. Yugi was talking to Ryou about something, he was quite sure he heard the words "carrots" and "flea". He ended the conversation by grabbing his abandoned knife, and telling Ryou they needed to go. All the while home, only one thought was plaguing Bakura. "What's in that goddamn safe.?" *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* So? It's over. *pout* but I'm going to write Yami's Secret next. If anyone has any ideas as to WHAT the actual Yami's Secret is, tell me. I need some inspiration. (stupid writer's block.) Donate ideas to the mentally challenged writer fund! Thanks for all your help with this story, hope you liked it! PLX R&R!
