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#Don't own FFX, you guys get the point!

* Tidus and Wakka, secret agents! *

You Know It!

Chapter 7

Determined!

The next day I couldn't stop thinking about Auron and Rikku. I really should stop and concentrate on the big picture, Sin. But, Rikku and Auron? A possibility? It made me sick.

I looked at the cheerful Rikku. Auron? Auron? Auron is a cold bastard; Rikku seemed like the type of person who needed warmth. ...It grossed me out! Ewwwwwww! I'm so determined to figure this Auron and Rikku deal!

"Hey Rikku!" I said putting my arm around her. "Why don't you stay with me tonight? Huh? What do you say?"

Slap!

"Hey! Rikku! Gosh!"

Smack!

"What the fuck Auron!"

"Have some respect."

I coward away from and looked at him. I raised my middle finger and took off towards Lulu.

"Hey what's up big jugs!"

Okay, that didn't come out right!

Slap!

I stumbled away. Ok, ok, I deserved that. Looks like Yuna is the only one I can talk to.

"Hey Yuna!"

Smack!

"Ow, Kimahri!"

"Leave Yuna alone!"

"Whatever!"

I walked over to Wakka. "Wakka?"

"Ya?"

"We need to figure this out!"

"What?"

"The Auron and Rikku thing!"

"Oh, no!"

"We're going to figure this out tonight!"

"For the second time, just leave it alone, ya?"

"Leave it alone?! Leave it alone?! No way! I'm going to figure this out with or without you Wakka!"

Night approached and we settled down in a little Chocobo town. We all went to our rooms for the night, but I was wide-awake.

I had to go see if Auron and Rikku aren't doing thing

"Wakka let's go!"

"Where?"

"Auron and Rikku's."

"Why!?"

"You know why!"

"Fine, but nothing is going on."

We left our room to Auron and Rikku's. I started looking underneath the door.

"Uh, Tidus? What are you doing?"

"Trying to see if anything is going on."

"What the fuck are you two doing here?" A voice said from behind us.

We both turned around slowly to discover Auron with a bucket of ice.

Oh Fuck!

"Oh, hi Auron." I said. "We were just looking for Wakka's, um, contact. Oh, wait, here it is." Now if that isn't the oldest cover up in the book!

"Hm." Auron grunted.

"Well, we're gonna go! Good night Auron. Let's go Wakka."

We went back to our room.

"Did you see that?! Did you see that Wakka?!"

"See what?"

"The bucket of ice he had!"

"So?"

"He's using it for sexual pleasure!"

"No he's not."

"Then what else would he be using it for Wakka?"

"The same reason we do! For water, ya?"

"Oh, whatever!"

I thought for an hour trying to come up with something. Hmmm, what to do?...wait! I got it!

"Wakka!"

"Come on let's go!"

"We're not going back to Sir Auron and Rikku's room!"

"Come on! I've got the best idea!"

"What it is now."

"We can push it out of them. You know make them confess!"

"How!?"

"Watch!"

We went back to their room.

"This is ingenious, watch and learn Wakka."

"House keeping!" In the best girl voice I could make.

"No thanks!" Rikku screamed.

"House keeping, you want fresh towels?"

"We have fresh towels, thank you, now leave." Auron responded.

"House keeping, you two fucking?"

"What type of room service is this?" Auron said stomping to the door.

"Run Wakka! Run! Oh ,fuck!" I fell over the damn hallway table piece! Get up! Get up! I ran down to our room as fast as I could and slammed the door.

"That was fucking close!"

"Yeah, really ingenious Tidus!"

"We're going to figure this out Wakka!" I said catching my breath.

I took a minute and walked over to the window to get some air. OMG! The window!

"Wakka the window!"

"What?"

"We'll climb out the window and shimmy across the wall to their window!"

"Oh, Yevon help me!"

I began to climb out the window. "You coming? Come on! You know you're just as curios as me!"

"Ah, alright!" He followed out the window behind me. "Why do I let you talk me into this?"

We shimmied across the wall and around to Auron and Rikku's window.

"Damn it! The shades are down!"

"Good, now can we go!?"

"Maybe I can take a peek through a crack?"

Just then the blinds flew up and Rikku stared straight at me.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" She screamed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed back.

Oh shit! My grip! I grabbed on to Wakka for support.

"What the fuuuuuuuu.....

We fell of the ledge down, down and down. We hit the bushes at the bottom.

"Tidus! Wakka! What are you doing?" Rikku screamed.

"What's going on?" Auron said peering out the window.

"Them two!" Rikku pointed at Wakka and I.

"Tidus, what are you doing?!" Auron asked.

"We we're just, just looking for fiends!" I replied.

"There are no fiends here! Now go to bed!"

"No!"

"Go to bed Tidus!"

"Alright."

Wakka and I got up and went back to our room.

"Beautiful Tidus! Just beautiful!" Wakka announced.

"What?"

"Now they think that we're some Peeping Toms or something!"

"No they don't!"

"Yes they do!"

"You're too stressed! Relax!"

"Errrr!" Wakka went to bed.

*Muwhahahaha! Tidus and Wakka! Solving the mystery of Auron and Rikku!*

*Oh, another thing, I got that house keeping bit from the movie Tommy Boy starring Chris Farley and David Spade. Yeah funny stuff!*