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Chapter 8

Hidden Camera

The next day I quickly ran down to the market. I was looking for one thing and one thing only! A hidden camera!

I looked everywhere and finally came across a stand with a black table. Black table, freaky guy behind it, this had to be the place!

"Hey!" I said.

"Would you like to purchase something?" The scary guy said.

"Um, yeah, I was wondering if you had any..."

"Well spit it out sonny I don't got all day!"

"If you had any hidden cameras?" I whispered.

"Well sonny you came to the right place!"

"Thank god!"

"If anyone asks you didn't find this here." He pulled out a black box.

"Oooohhh, what is it?"

"The best-hidden camera on the market, it is so discrete that no one will notice it." He showed me a chip the size of a Tic-Tac, it was awesome!

"This here is you screen for viewing." He pulled out a small screen.

"Wow!"

"You like it sonny?"

"I love it! This would be perfect!"

"Okay that would be 3,000,000 gil."

"What!?"

"Pay up!"

Was it worth all that money to find out about Auron and Rikku? Hell yeah!

"Okay here you go!" I paid the man, collected the box, and hurried back to the inn.

Yes! Finally we'll know the truth! Ha ha ha! Oh shit! But wait! Who will put the camera in their room? Wakka and I have already been caught snooping around their room, so they'll know something was up. Who would they never suspect anything funny from?

I turned slowly and looked at Kimahri. Oh yeah! Found him!

I walked over to Kimahri slyly. "Hey Kimahri what's up?"

""Nothing is up with Kimahri."

"You know what? You need to lighten up a little; soon you'll be a grumpy old ass like Auron and trust me no one wants to be like that!"

"Kimahri only guard Yuna."

"You want to hear a joke?" I asked.

Kimahri looked at me.

"Ok, there were these two muffins in an oven, right. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, 'Man it's hot here.' The other muffin turns to him and says, 'Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Kimarhri stared at me.

"You get it? You know muffin, talking...um nevermind."

"What do you want with Kimahri?"

"Um, listen here Kimahri. Wakka and I need to figure out this thing that is going between Auron and Rikku and the only way we can is with your help. So will you help us?"

"What do you want Kimahri to do?"

"Well, we need you take a hidden camera and place above their bed tonight, alright?"

"For what?"

"To figure out a big secret and guess what if you do this for us you'll be able to figure out the big secret too!"

"Kimahri think about it."

"Aw okay, but make your decision fast."

Later on that day Kimahri approached Wakka and me.

"Kimahri will help."

"Yes! Alright! I'll give the camera to you later on before dinner today at the next inn." I stated.

"Okay." Kimahri turned and left.

"Alright!" I yelled.

"You got Kimahri in on this too?" Wakka exclaimed.

"Yeah, who else would plant the camera in their bedroom?"

"You're taking advantage of him."

"No we're not; all we have to do is pay him back is in sardines and milk, no problem."

"Shyeah."

Yes, short chapter I know! Kimahri is now in on the fun, alright! Second to last chapter is the next one :( sad I know! I'm gonna cry myself!