A/N: hey sup all? i guess ya all liked the boxer thing huh?? yea this
chapter is gonna b interesting *not that the last ones weren't ^.~* luv
the review keep em commin!!!! i thought this was funny no offense meant
to anyone but 'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is
a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA
is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S.
of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say
more?'
-Chris Rock

Chapter Five

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"Lily I can't sleep!" Tracy rolled over to face Lily.
"Me to." Lily whispered.
"Me three." Brook said from across the room.
"ME FOUR!" Danni sat up.
"OK we need something to do"- Lily.
"I am so hungry. With all that food flying every where I forgot to eat!"-
Brook
"What time is it?" -Tracy.
"Almost ten thirty." -Lily.
"Let's find some food."- Danni
"How? Its not like there's much to eat in the common room."- Tracy.
"Its not like there's ANYTHING to eat in the common room."- Brook
"Well I'm not gonna stay up here in the dark. I'm going to go read down
stairs."- Lily.
"We'll I don't wanna be up here either."- Danni
"Lets all go then." Tracy.
The four girls headed down stairs stumbling in the dark until they
reached the common room fire place. The girls sat down with a series of
'uff's. "I'm SO hungry!"- Tracy plopped next to Lily.
"Seriously! How are we supposed to sleep if our stomachs are eating
themselves?" Brook laid back on the couch. She hit her back on something
hard. She reached behind her and grabbed a little box.
"Hey! I've been looking everywhere for this!" Lily grabbed the box from
Brook.
"What is it Lily?" Danni asked unknowingly.
"Well, remember when James Potter came to breakfast in his knickers?"
Lily grinned.
"How could I not! That was brilliant! It wasn't to bad on the eyes
either."
"Oh does someone have a thing for James?" Brook leaned over towards
Danni.
"Oh come on I don't like him but you have GOT to admit he's some pretty
good eye candy."
"Remus ain't bad either." Brook grinned.
"Oh yea he's got that adorable little boy look going on."
"Sirius though he's got that hot guy look." Tracy joined in.
"Oh yes. He's defiantly more of the hot guy than the cute guy type." Lily
to joined.
"What about James? He doesn't really fall into either." Tracy looked
towards Lily and grinned.
"Hm ... he's somewhere in between."
"Yea he isn't exactly this hunk of burning love but he's hot." Danni
said.
"Yea and its not like he's this totally adorable guy you just wanna
cuddle all day with he's just cute." Brook pointed out.
"James is just James you cant put a label on him. He's his own category."
"Category what category would that be Lily?" James was standing in the
stairway with Remus, Sirius, and Peter. The girls were trying to suppress
their laughter.
"We were trying to decide weather you are a moron or an idiot, if you
must know James." She quickly replied.
"I've never seen girls giggle so much over idiots." he eyed the other
three girls.
"Well, its a rather amusing subject." Brook barely said over her
laughter.
"So what are you four doing up?" Tracy glared. James sat down next to
Lily as did the other boys. (A/n okay heres my little diagram for those
who are wondering of how they sat because its a little confusing... the
ppl with * are in chairs
(Lily, James, Remus, Danni) Sirius *
tracy* Peter* fire place Brook*....get it okay so
pay attention to that)

"I could ask the same thing to you." Remus sat next to James.
"Yea what are you ladies doing all by yourselves in here its almost
eleven thirty."
"Well, were all starving!" Danni said "I could eat a whole pie right
now!"
"Yea me to!" Peter said.
"I think all of us could go for some food right now." Tracy look
longingly for some kind of food. Remus nudged James. James looked to
Peter. Peter to Sirius.
"We'll be right back." James got up followed by all the other boys.
"Where do you think you are going?" Lily imposed.
"Were just stepping out of the common room for just a moment."
"It's past curfew!"
"Yea...your point is?" he stared indifferently at her.
"As PREFECT you should not be breaking school rules!"
"Your not breaking them if you don't get caught!"
"How will you not be caught? Filtch, Mrs.Norris and all the ghost are
around at night!"
"Fine do you want to come with me ill show you!"
"What?"
"You heard me come with me!"
"But...What if we get caught!?!"
"What if we don't!?!"
"FINE! JAMES POTTER IF WE GET CAUGHT I SWEAR ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!"
"Lily shut up you'll wake up the whole house!" Tracy scolded her.
"Okay boys," James motioned the couch, "I guess Lily's coming so you guys
stay here."
"James are you going to let her find out about the you know..." Sirius
motioned something Lily didn't understand.
"Well, she's going to have to isn't she?" Lily glared at James 'Know
what?' she thought.
"Lily, Common." James opened the portrait for her.
"Right..." she stepped through the door James muttered something under
his breath she didn't here.
"Lily you need to keep close to me don't move unless I tell you where to
go okay?"
"Yes, James were breaking school rules..."
"Yea isn't it great!" he smiled at her nervousness.
"Okay so what are you doing anyway?"
"Just follow me." James held a little piece of paper in his hands as he
went own the corridors. Lily kept close to James as they walked the empty
hallways of Hogwarts. James stopped for a minute.
"We can't go this way." James turned into another corridor before coming
to a painting of a bowl of fruit he tickled one of the pears and it
turned into a handle. He opened the door to reveal the Hogwarts kitchen.
"Okay grab some food the house elves don't care."
~*~
"So where you guys standing there the whole time we talked?" Tracy moved
to the empty spot on the couch.
"No not the WHOLE time." Peter said receiving looks from Remus and
Sirius.
"Just enough." Remus smiled.
"How much is just enough?" Danni raised her eyebrows.
"Enough to know this hunka burning love is wanted!" Sirius said. brook
threw a pillow at his head.
"Yea well now that were being so honest who do you guys think are cute?"
Tracy situated her back against the arm rest as did Danni leaving Remus
in the middle.
"Oh wouldn't you like to know?" Remus replied.
"Were not telling a bunch of blabber mouths like you who we deem hot."
Sirius stated in all seriousness.
"Oh come off it." Brook threw another pillow.
"We all know who you guys like anyway." Danni said.
"Really?" Peter asked appearing a bit nervous.
"Isn't it obvious?" - Danni.
"Really now? Please enlighten us who do we like?"- Sirius
"Well if I told you that would take the fun away wouldn't it?"
"So you know that I like Hannah Wellwitch?"- Peter
"HA!"- Tracy.
"Oops."- Peter.
"You like HANNAH?"- Danni.
"You just said you knew!"
"I lied! I was seeing if you would tell us! I am so GOOD!" Danni receive
a high five over Remus' head from Tracy.
"Well, we all know who James likes."
"Really and who would that be Danni?" Remus inquired.
"Its so obvious he likes Lily."
"Yea I mean he treats her like crap and then he does something nice.
Typical." Tracy said with a wave of her hand.
"Typical what?" Peter looked confused.
"Oh defiantly a number three!"- Danni winked at the girls.
"Oh yea," Brook picked up the hint, "Defiantly a number three."
"Wha-" Danni kicked Tracy, "Oh yes. Do you think three? I was thinking
five."
"Why? What's 'three'?" Remus asked.
"Oh number three is interesting." Danni replied, "I think Lily and James
are DEFIANTLY number three."
"Well, that explains a lot." Sirius rolled his eyes.
"How can you tell if he likes her or not?" Peter still lost in confusion.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Danni smirked.
"Lily and James... Gees I swear if they don't kill each other they'll
kiss each other." Remus gave a slight laugh.
"That is very true. Its a total love, hate relationship a number three in
other words." Danni replied.
"Yup I guess it would be a number three huh?"
"Okay anyway..." Sirius made his way over to the portrait hole. "Where on
earth can they be?" Peter chuckled.
"Can anyone guess?"
"Peter you are fully disgusting." Remus reached over and slapped him
upside the head.
"Yea well what do you think they are doing?" he relied the portrait swung
open. James and Lily slammed it shut howling with laughter. Someone could
be heard on the other side of the portrait. "Let me in!" the voice cried.
"No password No entrance!"
"What on earth happened to you two?" Sirius looked satisfied yet
surprised.
"Well if James here hadn't made such a RACKET!" Lily broke with laughter.
"Oh I see how it is! Well, if LILY hadn't grabbed my arm!" he pushed her.
"Right..." Danni looked at Remus as they all exchanged quizzical looks.
"Well, what happened?" Sirius asked.
"Well," they emptied their pockets of sandwiches and pies. ("FOOD!"
Sirius and Danni said in the background) "James took me down to the
kitchens to get some food right."
"And then when we left," James cut her off."We were walking up the stairs
and the bloody baron comes through the ground from the floor below."
"So were walking along and the bloody baron POPS up right. He saw me and
James two students out past cerfew and went to get Filtch."
"So were walking down the corridor...well running and we see Filtch at
the end of the hall. He didn't see us but Lily freaked and grabbed my
arm."
"DID NOT!" Lily punched his arm.
"Anyway I wasn't exactly expecting that so I fell into one of the suits
of armor right. Filtch turns around and sees us and starts chasing after
us."
"So me and James start running right because I am NOT about to be labeled
a troublemaker. So were running down the halls laughing madly being
followed by Filtch."
"Food flying out of our pockets. Tearing down the halls. We even ran
through Nearly Headless Nick."
They finished their story much to the amusement of the others who were
staring intently. They had all finished their food and decided to head
off to bed.
"So tired." Peter climbed into his bed.
"Oh my God today was hectic." James pulled off his robes and slipped into
some pajamas.
"Okay who is touching my leg?" Remus asked in a bemused sort of way.
"Oh baby..." Sirius used his most feminine voice.
"GET OFF!" SMACK
"Ouch! That HURT!"
"NO DUH!"
~*~
"Lily sounds like you and James had a lot of fun tonight." Brook gave
Lily a sly grin.
"Oh shut it. Nothing happened." Lily threw a pillow at Brook.
Thus started the four hour pillow fight...

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A/N hey all! I'm getting so many reviews!! i luv u all! ^.^ hey im doing
email updates now so gimme a email at fuunsaigi@hotmail.com I have MSN
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update so u dont have to keep checking back! yea luv yea all! and just
cuz someone asked me the other day, Yea my name is Danni but I just
couldn't think of a name for Danni croix so I gave her mine. were not
anything alike .

fru fru snookums- oh i know in the biggining all the charecters are
forced i really didnt have a idea for thier personalities. Ive started to
develop them though! ^.~

kberg1989- thanx! i hope u like the rest of the story!

VamperFly- I LOVE YOU! you are like the coolest reviewer! UPDATE! hmm we
know were james is going... we know who Peter likes... who is left...well
just have to see. ^.~

Noel- I KNOW! i cant believe what I've seen some ppl say!! dont worry
bout this one tho it should be decent enough ^.~