[Cue the SD FFVIII fic characters dancing across the screen!]
All: ^-^ "omake Omake OMAKE! WAAAIIIIII!!"
[Suddenly an oversized Chocobo shows up and sits on everyone
as if they're eggs. All we see are numerous pairs of tiny legs
thrashing around from beneath the Chocobo.]
Sowing the SeeDs:
OMAKE THEATRE 2!!
[Chibi versions of Xu, Quistis, Sean, and Sean's father are
standing behind a workbench. Xu and Sean are wearing their usual
SeeD cadet uniforms. Quistis is looking cute in her uniform. Sean's
father has a strange Choco Choco apron on, and the appropriate
safety goggles for working with weapons.]
Chibi-Xu: "Welcome to Omake Theatre, where our task is to plant the
SeeDs of knowledge in the minds of our readers!"
Chibi-Sean: "That has to be one of the most atrocious plant puns I
have ever heard."
Chibi-Xu: --;; "You think you can come up with something better, be
my guest!"
Chibi-Quistis: [sigh!] "It's shameless the way you two flirt."
[Chibi-Xu blushes while Chibi-Sean takes a sudden interest in
something on the ceiling.]
Chibi-Xu: "Today, we're going to discuss how junk shops work and
how items modify weapons. Sean's father, who is Weapons Smith and
junk shop owner, will be assisting us today."
Chibi-Quistis: [to Sean's father] "Have I ever met you?"
Sean's father: "Not in the regular story. This is a guest segment,
the rules can be bent here."
Chibi-Quistis: "Ahhhhh..."
Chibi-Xu: "Anyhow, we're going to need some items to work with!"
[She looks around her, suddenly noticing that there is nothing
on the workbench for them to fiddle with. Inspiration strikes and
she reaches out through the monitor to snag several items off of
the reader's desk.]
Chibi-Xu: "Thanks, these will work. Let's see...stapler, tape, post
it notes, tacky stuff, child proof sciss--"
Chibi-Quistis: --; [looking out at the reader] "They don't trust
you, do they?"
Chibi-Sean: [peering out at the reader's desk] "Hey, there's a FFVIII
fanart book they've got there too! I wonder of they've got any
fanservice pics in it."
Chibi-Quistis: [???] "Fanservice? What's that?"
Chibi-Sean: o.O;
[A nervous Chibi-Sean glances over his shoulder to a thoroughly
unimpressed Chibi-Xu.]
Chibi-Sean: "Um...we'll talk about it when you're older, Quistis."
Chibi-Xu: [glare!] "Especially if you value your chibified life
here in the omakes, buddy."
[Chibi-Xu turns to Sean's father.]
Chibi-Xu: "Can you do anything with this stuff?"
Sean's father: "Well, I'll try upgrading the scissors."
[He takes the scissors and the tacky stuff and turns his back
to the monitor. While we wait for the results, Chibi-Xu continues
her explanation.]
Chibi-Xu: "In the world of Final Fantasy 8, every person has a
weapon. When they decide to upgrade that weapon, they physically do
it instead of going to a shop and buying a completely new one like
in previous games."
Chibi-Quistis: "The catch is: you have to first know what you want.
To get ideas, you can flip through weapons magazines such as this
one!"
[She holds up a copy of 'GQ: Gunblade Quarterly'.]
Chibi-Xu: --; "Where did you get that?"
Chibi-Quistis: ^^v "Kei gave it to me."
Chibi-Sean: [sorting through more magazines] "Alright! SeeDs
Illustrated swimsuit edition! Hey, Xu, aren't you wearing a two-
piece in this one...?"
Chibi-Xu: [grabbing the magazine] "Give me thaaaaat!"
Sean's father: "Done! How's this?"
[He places a pair of grade school quality scissors on the desk.
Chibi-Xu sweatdrops.]
Chibi-Xu: --; "Well, it is an improvement. Materials are the other
thing that make a difference. Why don't you try it again?"
[Chibi-Xu hands him the rest of the junk on the workbench and the
child scissors and sends him away.]
Chibi-Quistis: [flipping through the weapons magazine] "Wow, some
of the items needed for the best weapons are really rare!"
Chibi-Xu: "Exactly! Weapon modification is an art. The best items
can be gathered from the toughest of monsters. You have to be
really dedicated if you want the cream of the crop!"
Chibi-Sean: "Yet another bad plant pun."
Chibi-Xu: "Hush! Why don't you do something useful for once in this
omake and help us talk about weapons?"
Chibi-Sean: "I don't need anything other than my trusty pistol.
Damn, am just so cool or what?"
Chibi-Xu: [sweatdrop!] "I don't believe this."
Chibi-Quistis: ^^ "When I get older, I know what weapon I want to
use!"
[We suddenly switch omake discs, jumping over to Balamb Garden's
training centre. As the theme music for Jurassic Park is heard in
the background, a small SeeD landrover moves through the brush.]
Chibi-Cid: [dressed up as a tour guide] "...and to your left you
can see a Grat. Watch out, they spit!"
Grat: *Hooooock! Ptooooie!*
[Chibi-Xu abruptly ducks as the monster spitwad flies through
the open window and hits Chibi-Sean on the side of the head.]
Chibi-Sean: ;_; [dripping with mucus] "Xu-chaaaaan! I thought we
had something special together!"
Chibi-Xu: [smiles demurely at him] "Yes, and you make such a
wonderful human shield too."
[A vibration which resembles a large footstep causes the landrover
to tremble.]
Chibi-Cid: "Stop the car! Did any of you feel that?"
Chibi-Xu: "Something big must be coming this way."
[The two SeeD cadets lean forward to examine a small tray filled
with their spell-casting beads. As another rumbling footstep is
heard, a ripple runs through the beads like water.]
Chibi-Sean: "Are you scared?"
Chibi-Xu: "No."
Chibi-Sean: "You sure you don't want me to hold you?"
Chibi-Xu: [pulling out her sai] "Don't make me use this, buddy."
Chibi-Cid: [pointing in front of the car] "Here it comes! Look
out!"
[Suddenly a frightened T-Rexaur crashes through the trees,
completely ignoring the stunned cadets in the landrover. It races
past them, a young SeeD-to-be chasing after the monster!]
Chibi-Quistis: [cracking her whip as she runs by] "WOH HO HOH HO
HOH!! Come back here! I haven't finished punishing you yet!"
Chibi T-Rexaur: o.O [terrified li'l dino-monster] "JO'O-
SAMAAAAAAA!!"
Chibi-Cid: [musing to himself] "I knew there was something special
about her, but...this?"
Chibi-Sean: [slowly turning to Chibi-Xu] "Just what the hell have
you been teaching her?"
Chibi-Xu: [blushes a little] "......"
[Chibi-Ifrit symbol change!]
Chibi-Sean: o.O "Yo."
Chibi-Quistis: ^-^v "Doesn't that look so cool?"
Chibi-Xu: [nervous eyebrow twitch] "Er, right."
[Sean's father pops up again!]
Sean's father: "Okay, I'm done modifying those scissors."
Chibi-Xu: "Great! Any items given to the junk shop for weapon
modification are used up during the process. Plus the shop charges
a small fee for their services."
Chibi-Quistis: [sweatdrop!] "I hope it's not much for a pair of
scissors."
Sean's father: "Considering what I had to work with, this was the
best I could do."
[He steps aside to display an enormous SeeD battle skimmer.]
Chibi-Xu: o.O;
Chibi-Quistis: "Oooh, that looks expensive."
[End of Omake!]
All: ^-^ "omake Omake OMAKE! WAAAIIIIII!!"
[Suddenly an oversized Chocobo shows up and sits on everyone
as if they're eggs. All we see are numerous pairs of tiny legs
thrashing around from beneath the Chocobo.]
Sowing the SeeDs:
OMAKE THEATRE 2!!
[Chibi versions of Xu, Quistis, Sean, and Sean's father are
standing behind a workbench. Xu and Sean are wearing their usual
SeeD cadet uniforms. Quistis is looking cute in her uniform. Sean's
father has a strange Choco Choco apron on, and the appropriate
safety goggles for working with weapons.]
Chibi-Xu: "Welcome to Omake Theatre, where our task is to plant the
SeeDs of knowledge in the minds of our readers!"
Chibi-Sean: "That has to be one of the most atrocious plant puns I
have ever heard."
Chibi-Xu: --;; "You think you can come up with something better, be
my guest!"
Chibi-Quistis: [sigh!] "It's shameless the way you two flirt."
[Chibi-Xu blushes while Chibi-Sean takes a sudden interest in
something on the ceiling.]
Chibi-Xu: "Today, we're going to discuss how junk shops work and
how items modify weapons. Sean's father, who is Weapons Smith and
junk shop owner, will be assisting us today."
Chibi-Quistis: [to Sean's father] "Have I ever met you?"
Sean's father: "Not in the regular story. This is a guest segment,
the rules can be bent here."
Chibi-Quistis: "Ahhhhh..."
Chibi-Xu: "Anyhow, we're going to need some items to work with!"
[She looks around her, suddenly noticing that there is nothing
on the workbench for them to fiddle with. Inspiration strikes and
she reaches out through the monitor to snag several items off of
the reader's desk.]
Chibi-Xu: "Thanks, these will work. Let's see...stapler, tape, post
it notes, tacky stuff, child proof sciss--"
Chibi-Quistis: --; [looking out at the reader] "They don't trust
you, do they?"
Chibi-Sean: [peering out at the reader's desk] "Hey, there's a FFVIII
fanart book they've got there too! I wonder of they've got any
fanservice pics in it."
Chibi-Quistis: [???] "Fanservice? What's that?"
Chibi-Sean: o.O;
[A nervous Chibi-Sean glances over his shoulder to a thoroughly
unimpressed Chibi-Xu.]
Chibi-Sean: "Um...we'll talk about it when you're older, Quistis."
Chibi-Xu: [glare!] "Especially if you value your chibified life
here in the omakes, buddy."
[Chibi-Xu turns to Sean's father.]
Chibi-Xu: "Can you do anything with this stuff?"
Sean's father: "Well, I'll try upgrading the scissors."
[He takes the scissors and the tacky stuff and turns his back
to the monitor. While we wait for the results, Chibi-Xu continues
her explanation.]
Chibi-Xu: "In the world of Final Fantasy 8, every person has a
weapon. When they decide to upgrade that weapon, they physically do
it instead of going to a shop and buying a completely new one like
in previous games."
Chibi-Quistis: "The catch is: you have to first know what you want.
To get ideas, you can flip through weapons magazines such as this
one!"
[She holds up a copy of 'GQ: Gunblade Quarterly'.]
Chibi-Xu: --; "Where did you get that?"
Chibi-Quistis: ^^v "Kei gave it to me."
Chibi-Sean: [sorting through more magazines] "Alright! SeeDs
Illustrated swimsuit edition! Hey, Xu, aren't you wearing a two-
piece in this one...?"
Chibi-Xu: [grabbing the magazine] "Give me thaaaaat!"
Sean's father: "Done! How's this?"
[He places a pair of grade school quality scissors on the desk.
Chibi-Xu sweatdrops.]
Chibi-Xu: --; "Well, it is an improvement. Materials are the other
thing that make a difference. Why don't you try it again?"
[Chibi-Xu hands him the rest of the junk on the workbench and the
child scissors and sends him away.]
Chibi-Quistis: [flipping through the weapons magazine] "Wow, some
of the items needed for the best weapons are really rare!"
Chibi-Xu: "Exactly! Weapon modification is an art. The best items
can be gathered from the toughest of monsters. You have to be
really dedicated if you want the cream of the crop!"
Chibi-Sean: "Yet another bad plant pun."
Chibi-Xu: "Hush! Why don't you do something useful for once in this
omake and help us talk about weapons?"
Chibi-Sean: "I don't need anything other than my trusty pistol.
Damn, am just so cool or what?"
Chibi-Xu: [sweatdrop!] "I don't believe this."
Chibi-Quistis: ^^ "When I get older, I know what weapon I want to
use!"
[We suddenly switch omake discs, jumping over to Balamb Garden's
training centre. As the theme music for Jurassic Park is heard in
the background, a small SeeD landrover moves through the brush.]
Chibi-Cid: [dressed up as a tour guide] "...and to your left you
can see a Grat. Watch out, they spit!"
Grat: *Hooooock! Ptooooie!*
[Chibi-Xu abruptly ducks as the monster spitwad flies through
the open window and hits Chibi-Sean on the side of the head.]
Chibi-Sean: ;_; [dripping with mucus] "Xu-chaaaaan! I thought we
had something special together!"
Chibi-Xu: [smiles demurely at him] "Yes, and you make such a
wonderful human shield too."
[A vibration which resembles a large footstep causes the landrover
to tremble.]
Chibi-Cid: "Stop the car! Did any of you feel that?"
Chibi-Xu: "Something big must be coming this way."
[The two SeeD cadets lean forward to examine a small tray filled
with their spell-casting beads. As another rumbling footstep is
heard, a ripple runs through the beads like water.]
Chibi-Sean: "Are you scared?"
Chibi-Xu: "No."
Chibi-Sean: "You sure you don't want me to hold you?"
Chibi-Xu: [pulling out her sai] "Don't make me use this, buddy."
Chibi-Cid: [pointing in front of the car] "Here it comes! Look
out!"
[Suddenly a frightened T-Rexaur crashes through the trees,
completely ignoring the stunned cadets in the landrover. It races
past them, a young SeeD-to-be chasing after the monster!]
Chibi-Quistis: [cracking her whip as she runs by] "WOH HO HOH HO
HOH!! Come back here! I haven't finished punishing you yet!"
Chibi T-Rexaur: o.O [terrified li'l dino-monster] "JO'O-
SAMAAAAAAA!!"
Chibi-Cid: [musing to himself] "I knew there was something special
about her, but...this?"
Chibi-Sean: [slowly turning to Chibi-Xu] "Just what the hell have
you been teaching her?"
Chibi-Xu: [blushes a little] "......"
[Chibi-Ifrit symbol change!]
Chibi-Sean: o.O "Yo."
Chibi-Quistis: ^-^v "Doesn't that look so cool?"
Chibi-Xu: [nervous eyebrow twitch] "Er, right."
[Sean's father pops up again!]
Sean's father: "Okay, I'm done modifying those scissors."
Chibi-Xu: "Great! Any items given to the junk shop for weapon
modification are used up during the process. Plus the shop charges
a small fee for their services."
Chibi-Quistis: [sweatdrop!] "I hope it's not much for a pair of
scissors."
Sean's father: "Considering what I had to work with, this was the
best I could do."
[He steps aside to display an enormous SeeD battle skimmer.]
Chibi-Xu: o.O;
Chibi-Quistis: "Oooh, that looks expensive."
[End of Omake!]
