A/N: Ok, I only had one title submission, so it is, by default, the winner. Thank you, Bloodfang, for being so patient and spending the whole three seconds it took to submit a title. So, from now on, this story is to be called, "Hiei's Revenge." Question. How do you do things like add italics and underline??? I've tried everything I can think of. What type of document do you have to save it as in order to get the HTML to work? PLEASE GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!!!

Mauken- This is a serious fic, but even tragedys have some comic relief. I'm not going to include the fourth world as I know nothing about it. Who is Kuronue? and of course I will continue. I appreciate what you said about yaoi fics. People are so intolerent of anyone different. It's sad really.

Rishi the Insane- How sweet...thank you.

Chaos Kid- Of course.

Yami- Yes. hehe...

darkmagiciangirl3001- thanks

and now....

Chapter 5: Botan and the Reikai Tantei

"Botan!" Kurama looked surprised. "What are you doing here?"

"I should be the one asking you that! Koenma's been looking for the two of you. You can't just disappear like that! Koenma has a new case for us. Now, come ON!" She grabbed Kurama's arm and attempted to pull him up from the table.

Hiei glared at the over exuberant ferry girl. "Now wait just a minute. We're supposed to be on vacation! He can't do that! We aren't going."

Botan sighed, "Not even if the case has to do with your sister?"

"..."

"I thought so."

"You really are an idiot."

"...?!?"

"The full reason we're here is Yukina. Now please leave."

"Tell Koenma we'll see him tonight," Kurama finished.

"...Ok," she left.

"What the hell was that about?" Moody stared at the two suspiciously.

"Err..." Kurama glanced at Hiei.

Hiei closed his eyes, "We can trust them."

"Ok," Kurama turned back to the assembled group. "Hiei and I are members of a group called the Reikai Tantei."

"'Spirit World Detectives' right?" Dumbledore said, translating the Japanese name.

"Hai. It's a group that tries to protect the three worlds from serious harm."

"Meaning," Hiei said quietly. "If a demon gets loose in the Ningenkai, or someone tries to take over one of the worlds, it's our job to stop them."

"Our employer, Koenma, gives us cases..."

"Usually with worst timing possible."

"...and we hunt down the disturbance..."

"..and destroy it."

"The girl who just came in is one of Koenma's servants, I guess you could say. Her name is Botan, and she gives us our cases..."

"...and generally gets in the way..."

"..and helps out."

"When has she ever helped us out?"

"She tried to wake Yusuke up during the first round of the Dark Tournament."

"Tried being the operative word here."

"She fought off the Makai insects while we were fighting the Saint Beasts."

"She nearly got herself and Keiko killed in the process. And, it did absolutely no good."

"She gives us the weak points of a demon, and how to defeat them."

"Usually only after we figure it out ourselves."

"There's no way for me to win this argument, is there?"

"Hn."

"I thought so," Kurama sighed, ending the repartee.

Dumbledore frowned, "But you came here of your own accord, correct?"

"Yes," Kurama answered calmly. "But maybe the case Koenma is going to assign us is to help destroy Voldemort. So, we need to go see what this is about, ok?"

There was a general murmur of agreement from the assembled Order members. So, with that, Kurama and Hiei left to see Koenma. (A/N: How do they get there, btw? I've only seen the episodes up to where Kurama is about to fight Karasu in the Dark Tournament [evil cartoon network...])

Koenma and the rest of the Reikai Tantei were waiting for them. The little Reikai prince gave the duo his best death glare, the effect of which was completely destroyed by the fact he had a pacifier in his mouth. He cleared his throat, "It took you long enough. What were you doing in England?"

"That isn't really any of your business," Hiei replied coldly.

Yusuke interrupted, preventing the impending argument, "Ok, so that makes everybody. What's this new case?"

Koenma stood on his desk and began to explain, "I'm sure everyone here has heard of Lord Voldemort?" Everyone nodded. "Recently, he's been not only gathering human followers, but demon ones as well. We're no longer talking about a human murderer. We're talking about a human, with an army, trying to take over the three worlds! He must be stopped at any and all costs. Now, there is a resistance group in England called the Order of the Phoenix..."

Hiei walked over to the wall and began hitting his head against it. Koenma blinked, "What are you doing?"

"We *whack* were *whack just *whack* at *whack* the *whack* Order's *whack* hideout *whack*!"

Hiei stopped and fell over. "Oh," said Koenma. "Well, now you're assigned Voldemort's destruction as a case. And you're one step ahead! Good work!"

Hiei looked as though he were about to strangle Koenma. Kurama placed a hand on his shoulder and he backed down.

Koenma nodded at the group. "You're dismissed."

It didn't take long for the Reikai Tantei to get to 12 Grimmauld Place. Hiei knocked on the door and Lupin answered. He was slightly surprised by the three extra guests, but let them all in. In the kitchen, the Order still sat assembled. This time, however, Harry was with them, and it was obvious someone had informed him of what was going on.

Hiei waited until he entered the kitchen before he exploded about Koenma. "That arrogant, self-centered, idiotic, pitiful excuse for a prince!"

"Calm down, Hiei," Kurama murmured quietly.

The Koorime sank down next to a wall. Kurama turned back to the Order and said, "This is the rest of the Reikai Tantei: Yusuke and Kuwabara. And, as it turned out, the full reason Koenma wanted us was because of Voldemort."

"Hn. And here I was thinking I could do this myself. Meh," Hiei growled.

"Oh lighten up, shrimp," Yusuke whacked Hiei on the back.

Dumbledore smiled around the assembled Order and Reikai Tantei, "Well then, let's get started on a plan, now shall we?"