For Real
(Just a note: "this" is talking 'this' is thinking)

(Another note: when I use parentheses I'm making a note)

((hey, guys, this is my first fic, so please review!!!! Oh, and screw the stupid donkey who reviewed. Damn...your words hurt. If u ppl r going to review, either tell me what's wrong so I can fix it, or shut the hell up. This fic was never intended to be shown on ff.net. This fic was done for my friends. If you don't have anything constructive to say,
then shut the hell up.))

Now for all the boring disclaimers. Inuyasha is NOT mine, I do NOT own him or the anime series, or anything to do with Inuyasha. The attack dokuyaku dasu IS mine, and I can sue you if you use it, SO DON'T USE IT.

Miroku slowly sneaked up on some bushes. He parted the bushes, stuck his head through, and fell to the ground with a bump on his head. Sango stood above him with a towel on, holding her large boomerang.

"Were you trying to sneak a peek of me while I was trying to take a bath?" Sango looked at Miroku lying on the ground. Sigh, some things never change.

Miroku, while holding the large bump on his head, asked "How did you know I was in the bushes?"

"I saw you." Miroku, with a dreamy smile on his face replied," I saw you too!!" That was the wrong move. BAM!! Miroku fell to the ground again, this time with two bumps on his head.

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Miroku dodged a youkai's attack, and then sucked him in his wind tunnel.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha cut a demon that was about to attack Miroku from behind in half.

"Thanks!" Miroku dodged yet another youkai's attack and sucked him in his wind tunnel.

"Now!!! Everyone attack at once!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted while doing his Kaze no Kizu attack. Miroku used his wind tunnel, Kagome fired a powerful energy charged arrow, Sango threw her boomerang, and Shippo used his fox fire. Most of the youkai were destroyed, but there was one left. Sango cut it in half with her boomerang.

'Is it me, or did Sango's outfit get tighter around her chest?' Miroku thought as he watched Sango cut the youkai in half.

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Inuyasha and crew sat under a tree eating instant ramen. Sango caught Miroku looking at her.

"What are you looking at!?!?" she covered her breasts with her arms, spilling her ramen in the processes.

"Oh, it was nothing" Miroku said, turning red, "Let me help you with that" He put his ramen down and helped Sango clean up the mess. "I'm really sorry, you can eat my ramen" Miroku handed Sango his bowl of ramen, but when Sango went to grab it, their hands touched, causing both to turn beet red, and drop the bowl.

"Ermm...sorry"

"No, it was...."

"I just..." Both Sango and Miroku turned even redder if at all possible, and couldn't find anything to say.

"Well" Kagome broke the silence, "It looks like I'll have to make two more bowls of ramen, huh?"

"Yes, I guess you will. I'm sorry" Miroku sighed, silently thanking Kagome for breaking that awkward silence.

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Sango sat on a river bank, looking up at the moon deep in thought. Miroku walked up behind her.

"Nice moon, isn't it?"

"What?" Sango jumped up "Oh, Miroku, you scared me, yes it is a nice moon.." she sat back down. Miroku sat down beside her.

"Look, I'm sorry about tonight and the ramen and all of that"

"It's alright, it was half my fault, after all...." another awkward silence.

"I...I..I have to tell you something." Miroku said, turning toward Sango.

"Yes?" Sango turned toward Miroku, so they were now facing each other.

"Well..I just...tonight made me realize..I...I...never mind." Miroku stood up "I have to go now" and left quickly. (You wanted them to kiss, didn't you? I knew it! Well, they can't until later, so :P) ((and please review!!!! This is my first fic, and I really want to know what you think!! And again, if you r gonna review, an u dun like my story, tell me what's wrong, "u stink" is a crappy review.))