((hey, thanks to the ppl who gave me helpful or just plain "good job" reviews. Thanks, I needed your help. Because of one helpful reviewer, I found out that my characters are totally ooc. Oh well, it makes the story that much more unpredictable :) and I would also like to give a shout out the those ppl who gave me bad reviews with no helpful advice at all: *clears throat* SCREW YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!!! Thanks to all those who helped me out! Oh, and sorry if the fic has a crappy ending. This is my first fic (didn't I tell you that already? Sorry) and, being my age, I know nothing of writing a good story.

two weeks later

Inuyasha and crew walked along the same path they were ambushed on just two weeks ago. Miroku had bandages on his chest and stomach, but was otherwise fine. They were headed towards the lead they got two weeks ago. The trail had gone cold, and there was nothing to do.

(The next part has nothing to do with the story, it's supposed to be funny, but it turned out stupid. If you want to skip to the good part, go to the next section of the story. Sections are divided by a _________)

"I'm bored." Shippo was bored. "Let's all make camp and take a bath in that spring."

"I agree" Kagome agreed. "How about it, Inuyasha?"

"Fine, I'll make camp" Inuyasha made camp.

"Come on, Kagome, let's go take a bath." Sango and Kagome wanted to take a bath.

"I want to go too!!" Miroku wanted to go too.

"Too bad, you can't" It was too bad, Miroku couldn't.

"Who is talking?" Sango wanted to know who was talking.

"Shut up!!!" Inuyasha wanted the voice to shut up.

"Who the hell are you??" Miroku wanted to know who the voice was. Fine. I am the narrator of this story. I normally help the reader to understand the story better, but the writer of this story got bored. So now I piss the characters in the story off ^_^

"Well, you're sure succeeding!" Kagome knew that I was succeeding.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!" Inuyasha wanted me to shut the hell up.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Inuyasha was going to kill me. Oh well, too bad, he can't do that. You see, I rule this part of the story. Just watch. *clears throat* the titanic fell on Inuyasha.

"OUCH!! How did you do that?" I told you, I have power!!!! Watch this: *evil smile* Kagome's fuku turns invisible.

"AAHHHH!!!! You bastard!!! Why did you do that!? This isn't a lemon!!!" Actually, it is. Yes, you heard me right. This is a lemon. Why didn't I tell you? Because, as Kagome pointed out, I'm a bastard. Live with it. Now, let's have more fun! *takes a deep breath* a bunch of rabid fans pop out of nowhere and all dog pile Inuyasha to get his signature because they all think he's a cute little dog demon, which Inuyasha hates.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!! Fans!!!!! Run away!!!!!" Inuyasha runs away into the horizon. Hehehe. Now to get rid of Kagome. Sorry, nothing against you guys, but the next scene only needs Miroku and Sango. You guys aren't needed. Sorry! Now..let's see...I know! Kagome's butt catches fire.*smiles*

"AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kagome runs and jumps into a stream, but the current pulls her away. Now I return power to the writer of this story, who I can't name for he will get in trouble for writing a lemon. LIKE SHANE, THE SICK LITTLE PIG!!!!!! Sorry, had to say that. By the way, Kagome was wearing underclothing, so no one saw anything. Don't worry, those will come off later in the story. *evil grin* _________ one month after Miroku got wounded Miroku and Sango sat in the moonlight, talking. (( I know, that scenario is totally worn out, but just work with me here))

"So, are you ok now?"

"Ya, the wounds healed, and there's not even a scar. Kaede did wonders with her healing herbs."

"Well, I just wanted to tell you again, thanks for saving me."

"It was nothing, really" There was an awkward silence.

"Is this what you really want?" Sango suddenly asked.

"What?" Miroku was confused

"While you were unconscious, you said that all this womanizing is just a defense. What do you really want?"

"What do you mean?" Miroku was shocked

"While you were asleep, you...you..well, you asked me to bear your children and you said you loved me....and well.....I.....I.....I love you too." Miroku looked at Sango in shock.

"I..I..well," Miroku blushed and looked down "You were right..and I only love one woman......you. And, well..will you bear my children?" Sango looked Miroku in the eye.

"I have thought about this for a long time, and yes, I will bear your children" Sango smiled and whispered, "Mate." Miroku smiled bashfully and said "Will you...well..now?"

"If you want" Sango started to lay down.

"Wait"

"Not now?" Sango sat back up.

"Sango, I want to know, are you doing this because I saved you, or is it for real?"

"Sango smiled, it's for real"

(For those that hate lemons, It ends here, otherwise, there is a continuation. Hope you enjoyed! I would appreciate some reviews. I want to write more, but truthfully, my writing sucks. Some help would be appreciated. And I mean help, like telling me what's wrong and ways to fix it. Nothing like "u suck, so stick your head in a toilet" k? thanks!!))