A few minutes later, Mason & Hughes are seen bringing Rio outside, in
handcuffs. They put him into a dark, very FBI-ish car, as Mason gets in the
driver's seat, Hughes in the passenger's. Meanwhile, in front of them,
Finity is seen on a motorcycle.
Finity: Son of a bitch..
We find ourselves in a very white room(but no black curtains, har har),
where Rio is sitting at an equally colored table. He notices a security camera in the corner, so he decides not to do anything funny; such as get naked and hump the table while eating an apple. Anyhow, the door eventually opens, as Mason & Hughes come in, followed by Berman. Mason & Hughes stand by the door, guarding, as Berman takes a seat opposite Rio. He pulls out his clipboard, which has a file attached to it. Rio glances at it, and sees
that it has the words "Matthew J. Landerman" on it.
Berman: You know, as you con probably, like, see, we've had our eye on you
for a pretty long time now I think, Mr. Landerman.
Berman opens the file, and looks through the pages.
Berman: It looks like you've been living, like, 2 lives or something. In
one, you are Matthew J. Landerman, software programmer for a kinda
respectable like company. I'm pretty sure you have a social security
number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage, and stuff. The other life is lived in like, computers, where you go by the hacker alias Rio and go to many TV forums, such as Star Trek and
Big Brother.
Berman closes the file.
Berman: I'm gonna be as, like, forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Landerman
Berman takes off his glasses, but then realises he needs them to really see
Rio, so he puts them back on.
Berman: We, like, know that you have spoken to a man named Frilbeus, or
something. Whatever you think you know about him doesn't really, like,
matter, because he's wanted for more acts of terrorism than, like, any
other guy on the planet. He's known by many of us as like the most dangerous guy alive. My friends over there think I'm wasting my time with
you but I think you want to do the good thing, man. It's pretty obvious that you're a smart guy, and that you're, like, interested in the future and stuff. That's why I think you're ready to put your mistakes all behind you and like get on with your life and all that, you know? We're willing to wipe the slate clean, to give you like a new fresh start all we want from
you is your help in bringing this guy into justice and stuff.
Rio nods.
Rio: Hmm..that sounds like a pretty good deal. But how about this one: I
give you a singer...
All of a sudden, Celine Dion busts in and starts singing.
Celine Dion: My heart wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--
[Before Celine can finish, Hughes shoots her in the head, and Mason gives him a highfive, and they toss her out of the room, closing the door as they
do.
Rio: ..And you give me my phone call?
Berman: Ah, but, like, Mr. Landerman, what good is a phone call, if you
can't like, speak, you know?
Rio gets a strange look on his face, as Mason pulls some duct tape out of his pocket. He then walks over to Rio and tapes his mouth shut. Rio starts screaming, but to no avail. He starts to run away, but Hughes runs over and
Mason duct tapes his hands to the back of the chair.
Berman: You're, like, gonna help us, whether you want to or not, Mr.
Landerman, ok?
Berman nods to Mason & Hughes, who rip open Rio's shirt. Berman walks over and pulls what looks like a TV antenna out of his pocket; it then slowly changes into 2 worms conjoined at the waist(if they even have waists). Rio screams, as Berman drops it(them?) onto his stomach and they crawl into his navel. He screams more, as one half pops out...Berman has a frightened look
on his face for a second, before jamming the worm back in again.
Rio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
driver's seat, Hughes in the passenger's. Meanwhile, in front of them,
Finity is seen on a motorcycle.
Finity: Son of a bitch..
We find ourselves in a very white room(but no black curtains, har har),
where Rio is sitting at an equally colored table. He notices a security camera in the corner, so he decides not to do anything funny; such as get naked and hump the table while eating an apple. Anyhow, the door eventually opens, as Mason & Hughes come in, followed by Berman. Mason & Hughes stand by the door, guarding, as Berman takes a seat opposite Rio. He pulls out his clipboard, which has a file attached to it. Rio glances at it, and sees
that it has the words "Matthew J. Landerman" on it.
Berman: You know, as you con probably, like, see, we've had our eye on you
for a pretty long time now I think, Mr. Landerman.
Berman opens the file, and looks through the pages.
Berman: It looks like you've been living, like, 2 lives or something. In
one, you are Matthew J. Landerman, software programmer for a kinda
respectable like company. I'm pretty sure you have a social security
number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage, and stuff. The other life is lived in like, computers, where you go by the hacker alias Rio and go to many TV forums, such as Star Trek and
Big Brother.
Berman closes the file.
Berman: I'm gonna be as, like, forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Landerman
Berman takes off his glasses, but then realises he needs them to really see
Rio, so he puts them back on.
Berman: We, like, know that you have spoken to a man named Frilbeus, or
something. Whatever you think you know about him doesn't really, like,
matter, because he's wanted for more acts of terrorism than, like, any
other guy on the planet. He's known by many of us as like the most dangerous guy alive. My friends over there think I'm wasting my time with
you but I think you want to do the good thing, man. It's pretty obvious that you're a smart guy, and that you're, like, interested in the future and stuff. That's why I think you're ready to put your mistakes all behind you and like get on with your life and all that, you know? We're willing to wipe the slate clean, to give you like a new fresh start all we want from
you is your help in bringing this guy into justice and stuff.
Rio nods.
Rio: Hmm..that sounds like a pretty good deal. But how about this one: I
give you a singer...
All of a sudden, Celine Dion busts in and starts singing.
Celine Dion: My heart wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--
[Before Celine can finish, Hughes shoots her in the head, and Mason gives him a highfive, and they toss her out of the room, closing the door as they
do.
Rio: ..And you give me my phone call?
Berman: Ah, but, like, Mr. Landerman, what good is a phone call, if you
can't like, speak, you know?
Rio gets a strange look on his face, as Mason pulls some duct tape out of his pocket. He then walks over to Rio and tapes his mouth shut. Rio starts screaming, but to no avail. He starts to run away, but Hughes runs over and
Mason duct tapes his hands to the back of the chair.
Berman: You're, like, gonna help us, whether you want to or not, Mr.
Landerman, ok?
Berman nods to Mason & Hughes, who rip open Rio's shirt. Berman walks over and pulls what looks like a TV antenna out of his pocket; it then slowly changes into 2 worms conjoined at the waist(if they even have waists). Rio screams, as Berman drops it(them?) onto his stomach and they crawl into his navel. He screams more, as one half pops out...Berman has a frightened look
on his face for a second, before jamming the worm back in again.
Rio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
