Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. But really who would want to? Shippou is so much cuter any way!

Author: *looks at Kagome* On second thought, I do know some one who would want to own InuYasha.

Kagome: *blushes*

InuYasha: Well you can tell them to go to H***! No one owns me!

Author: Actually some one does *looks directly at Kagome*

InuYasha: Really who?

Miroku, Sango, and Shippou: *rolls eyes* InuYasha you are so dumb.

Kagome: *turns a brilliant shade of red*

InuYasha: What?!

Author: ANYWAYS! Back to the show.

"Sorry *laughter* InuYasha *more laughter * it's just *laughter* so funny!" Miroku tried to say after seeing the look on InuYasha's face.

"Shut up Miroku *giggle* you don't want InuYasha *giggle* to pound you do you?" said Sango while giggling.

Kagome sat through this all with a bright red face.

"You have to admit Sango it is hilariously funny." Miroku said.

"Shut up Miroku *giggle* can't you see InuYasha's mad?!" Sango whispered back at him.

~ Oh I'm not mad ~ InuYasha thought ~ I'mm well beyond mad! I'm pissed! HOW COULD SHE?! SHE JUST AS WELL MARKED HERSLEF AS HIS! ~

"I'm sorry InuYasha but these tattoos come in packs of four. They already took the other three so I got stuck with this one. I didn't want it." Said an embarrassed Kagome.

"THEN WHY PUT IT ON?!!"

"Ouch don't yell. I put it on because Shippou wanted me to. I was gonna wash it off at the next spring."

"Fine whatever." InuYasha said as he walked of. "Lets get some jewel shards."

(A/N: Should I tell you what the tattoo is or should I let you all suffer? *sees readers and InuYasha glaring at her* umm ok!)

"Gosh InuYasha no need to get all in a hissy fit." Said a little kitsune " It's only a wolf tattoo."

(A/N: Bet you didn't see that coming! Lol ok sorry back to the story)

"Shhhhh. Shippou leave him alone. He needs to calm down." Kagome said pulling down her sleeve while fallwoing the group.

"Where you really gonna wash it off Kagome?"

"Yes I was and this is exactly why."

"oh, ok." He said with a sad face.

"But don't worry Shippou. Next time I'm back in my time I'll buy you some more with no wolfs ok?"

"OK!"

~ She actually thinks it's ok?!~ InuYasha thought oblivious to the rest of the world. ~ I can't believe this! A WOLF! Not a dog or even a fox in honor of Shippou. Heck I would've been ok with a cat for that fat cat Buyo or whatever. BUT A WOLF! A WOLF! ~ Than a thought struck him.

~ What is she really does like him?~

~ Well of course she would idiot. He treats her much nicer ~ thought another part of himself (A/N: That's right he's gonna fight with himself! YEY!)

~ No she couldn't! I protector her! ~ ~ He could to ~

~ I let her go back to her own time ~

~ He would to ~

~ I let her wear those weird clothes ~

~ Only so you can see. Plus she would 'sit' you to death if you suggested other wise ~

~ But I.I.~

~ I what? He's nicer to! And he's full blooded! ~

~ Kagome said she liked me the way I am ~

~ She could've been lying. And another thing, you always run off on her with Kikyo! Think of how she feels! ~

"Ummm InuYasha."

~ And you call her useless and week! ~

"INUYASHA!"

~ So! She can take it! MY Kagome is strong! ~

~ But what does she think of you for acting like that? ~

"SIT BOY!"

*muffled curses* "You weren't even listening to us! We were talking about the shikon shard that is heading this way. It's in a big demon as far as I can sense."

~ She's smart to boy. She'll up and leave if you're not careful ~

~ Shut up! ~

~ Sorry. Can't! I'm you! ~

"InuYasha we want to know what to do." Miroku said causing InuYasha to stand up and sniff the air.

"You're right Kagome. It is a big bear demon to be exact."

"Wait did he just say Kagome was right?" Shippou asked.

"You guys stay bacj. I'll do all the dirty work."

"I think he did Shippou." Replied Sango.

"Ready you guys? Here he comes!" and with that InuYasha jumped at it.

Later that night at the camp

" Dinners ready. Here's your ramen InuYasha."

"Thank you." InuYasha said causing the whole camp to go silent.

~ Did he just say THANK YOU? To KAGOME?! ~ was going threw everyone's mind.

"Umm. Your welcome." Kagome replied. "Are you feeling alright InuYasha?"

"Yeah I'm fine. Why?"

"Cause you've been acting weird all day." She said as she brought her hand up against his forehead, which then, of course, caused InuYasha to blush. "And now you're a little bit red."

"Lady Kagome I don't believe he is red because he is sick. I believe he's blushing. And it's because of your touch to." Miroku said.

"Shut up!" said InuYasha taking Kagome's hand off his forehead. "I'm fine stop worrying."

"Oh ok." Kagome said as the camp went silent again. Shippou decided to do something about this.

"sooooo InuYasha."

"Yeah brat?"

"2 days till the new moon."

"Shut up brat."

"You should go to Kagome's time with her so she can pick up some more tattoo's!"

"Yes that sounds like a good idea. That way you can o with and make sure she doesn't get any more wolf tattoos!" said Miroku trying to get him to go so he could have some alone time with Kagome. It would also mean that he, himself, would get some alone time with Sango (*wink wink* *nudge nudge*).

"Feh!"

"Come on InuYasha! Think about it! All the ramen you want!" Kagome said. She really needed to get some better fake tattoos.

"OK!" replied InuYasha his ears perking up at the word of ramen.

"OK then it settled! Tomorrow we head back to the well!" Sango said making the decision final.

~ Not if I can help it ~ thought a mysterious person watching them.

InuYasha: HOW COULD YOU GIVE HER A WOLF TATTOO?!

Author: Shut up InuYasha she already washed it off.

Kagome: *pulls up sleeve* See InuYasha now leave her alone. Oh and Author?

Author: Yes?

Kagome: 2 things. One: IS InuYasha sick? I mean he is acting weird. And Two: Who is this mysterious person?

Author: These questions and many more will be answered on the NEXT EPPISODE OF TATTOO CRAZY!!!!!!!

Everyone else: *sighs* she's the one who's crazy.