Lily could not choose. She was engaged to Sirius. She was in love with James. (Dramatic "dumduhduhdum")

One day, Sirius and James made a plan in their sick YMCA minds. James invited Lily to the Room of Requirement. Lily said okay because of her dirty-horny-cheating mind. Lily went to the

room. She opened the door. She looked in and saw…

JAMES AND SIRIUS MADELY MAKING OUT!

She screamed out "How could you?!" They said together "This is what happens when you can't choose!" Then they rode off to elope on a really fat, ugly giraffe.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sirius (too bad though, eh?), James, or Lily. If you sue me, I will unleash Bob the angry mentally retarded chipmunk from Bali on you! Or put you in a chokehold if

Bob's on the toilet.

Author's Note: Well, me and Leather were pervertedly wondering what would pop up if we searched for Sirius and James. Well, soon a fic popped up saying something like "Lily can't

choose, she loves James, is engaged to Sirius." Wah, wah, wah. Boohoo. So I said James and Sirius should teach her a lesson and make out in front of her. So Leather here said, "Why

don't you write a fic about that?" And I was all, "Sure," And I did.

Flames: Sure, pleasure silentlovescreamingriot@yahoo.com with your burning hate.

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