Chibi Tantei
MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Kuwabara!
"Hey! I like how I babysit! I love it actually!"
"Well then we'll have to make a few changes, ne, Kuwabara-kun?"
Chapter Two:
Noon-
"Now, lil chibis, take a nice nap and Kuwa-kun will be back with you after you wake-up!" Kuwabara smiled and gestured to the large bed in the bedroom.
Yuu-chan yawned and replied wearily, "'m not sleepy..."
"I went to sleep for almost eleventy hours last night! I don't wanna sleep, Kuwa-kun!" wailed Kurama-chan miserably.
"Hn," said Hiei-chan.
Kuwabara sweat-dropped. [This was NOT a part of my super plan,] he thought to himself. "When you wake-up, I'll give you a big surprise?" Kuwabara said nervously.
Yuu-chan and Kurama-chan giggled and their tiny brown and emerald eyes widened. "Hai!" The two giggled and jumped into bed, ready to fall asleep. And in a few minutes, they were breathing evenly.
Hiei-chan's eyes narrowed and he glared at the much taller Tantei. "I do not trust you one bit," he spat out simply.
Kuwabara looked nervous. "Not even because the fact that I am your fellow companion, helped you along several occasions, and helped you heal after being injured?"
"...no." Hiei-chan then ywaned mentally and turned in anyway, snuggling into the warm blankets and Kurama-chan. :)
"Perfect! Now time for my master plan...for revenge! Bwahahahaha-"
"If you want us to sleep then shut the hell up!" Hiei-chan cried.
Kuwabara grinned sheepishly. "Er-hai."
Yuu-chan tried to ignore the feeling in his tiny toes. He felt something crawling, but it might have been Kurama-chan or Hiei-chan. He turned over and peeked, cracking his amber eyes opened only enough to see through. But his assumptions proved him wrong. Kurama-chan and Hiei-chan weren't on the bed.
Yuu-chan sat up quickly and then crawled underneath his blankets with a flashlight in his tiny hands. Flicking it on easily, Yuu-chan searched his bed. He soon dropped the flashlight and screamed. Crawling near his feet was a giant black spider with eight long legs. But that wasn't the worst part.
Its head was actually Keiko's face! AH!
"What's wrong? Anything I can solve?"
Yuu-chan looked up and saw Hiei-chan, or whom he supposed was the little fire demon. Hiei-chan had a too-large dark green helmet on his head, flattening his hair and falling into his eyes. He wore a small...space suit? There was a brown leather belt around his waist, in the attachments were many weapons from clubs to water guns, too many to count.
"Er, what are you doing, Hiei-chan? And what's that on your helmet?" Yuu-chan asked, pointing to the top of Hiei-chan's dark green helmet. He knew what the thing was, he just needed to ask to embarrass to young one. It was a-
"You know very well what it is!" Hiei-chan fumed.
Yuu-chan snickered. "Why in the three worlds are you wearing a birthday hat on top of a battle helmet? Hahahaha!"
Hiei-chan fumed. Luckily, he was saved by a more feminine voice. "'Cause it is good luck!" Kurama-chan appeared in normal pajamas, his hair a little messy and a large grin shaping on his pale features. "It's to protect him from mouses! You see, if he comes a cross a mousey, then he can scoop it up with the birthday hat and...and..."
"I'm dressed in this because I am going out to war!" Hiei-chan cried. At Yuu-chan's confused look, he hastily explained roughly, "I woke-up first and decided to look for our surprise and you know what happened? We have been kiddy-napped! We're not in the big oaf's house anymore! We're in...We're in...a haunted house!"
Yuu-chan blinked and Kurama-chan began sobbing. "Haunted-house?" the chocolate-eyed one asked excitedly. "Sugoi! Let's go explore! Let's go explore! We can kill ghosts-"
"No we can't."
"We can stop Frankerenstan-"
"No we can't."
"We can drink Dracula's blood-"
"No we-"
"EEEW! Yuck!"
"And we can stop Doctor-"
"Urasai, Urameshi-chan no baka!" Hiei-chan cried.
Yuu-chan blinked, his thoughts of killing mythical creatures were vanished and he glared at the shorter fire demon. "Why? I was just getting to the good part!"
"I hear footsteps..." Hiei-chan and Kurama-chan whispered together. The three chibis strained their ears and tried to listen for any threats. The door opened and Yuu-chan grabbed his flashlight, waving it threateningly.
What came out was a...mummy? It was wrapped in faded yellow bandages, the mummy was as tall as the normal Yuusuke would be. It growled out and its sticky tongue hissed like a snake's. "Roar! Fear me!" it cried.
The three chibis' eyes widened. And suddenly, Yuu-chan and Kurama- chan screamed and jumped on the monster. "Wha! It's so cool! Look! No eyes! How can it see?" Kurama-chan exclaimed excitedly, poking at the spot where a normal human's eyes would be.
Yuu-chan started pulling a bandage from the mummy's neck and started unwrapping it. "What's underneath? Hm? Hm? Wah! It looks like a neck! Are you human?" He jumped and shook the mummy.
"Stop shaking!" Kurama-chan cried. But he fell on to the mummy's face and poked the eyes roughly.
"Itai! Ouch! Ah! My eyes!" the mummy dropped the two boys, (Hiei-chan caught Kurama-chan gently) he howled in agony. Hiei-chan sighed and, as the mummy ran in circles holding his eyes, he picked up a bandage and stripped the mummy of its faded clothing.
Yuu-chan howled. "Lookie! It's the mummy's true form! Kill him! We will avenge our hamburger's deaths!" Everyone stared at him strangely. "What? My hamburgers were missing!"
"Wai! It looks like Kirishima-kun!" Kurama-chan cried. "The mummy is a shaping-shifter!"
Hiei-chan growled. "All mummies must die by my hands for dropping Kurama-chan!" He jumped on the Kirishima-look-a-like. Yuu-chan picked up his flashlight and jumped on the mummy, too. Then he started bonking Kirishima on the head with it.
"Bad mummy! Bad mummy! Bad mommy! Bad mom-"
"Yuu-chan! Mummy-kun is not your 'Kaasan!" Kurama-chan giggled. He then walked closer to the mummy and poked its calf repeatedly. "Wai! This is fun!" He smiled and poked.
Kirishima no Mummy was suffering. He was being hit on the head by a flashlight, punched in the chest by Hiei-chan, and poked on the calf by our favorite redhead. He started jumping up and down, trying to knock everyone off. "Gerroff me!"
Finally, the chibi tantei-tachi were falling and each bonked their heads on the hard wooden floor. "Itai! Waaaaaaaaa~aaaaaaaaaahhhh!" The three began crying insanely and touching their tiny bumps, then crying louder.
Kirishima blinked and covered his ears. "Itai-te-te-te-te-te-te! Stop crying! Onegai! Kyaaaa!" He ran out of the room, clutching his ears and howling loudly. "Kuwabara-kun! Make them stop! Forget it! I do not want the twenty bucks! Forget it!"
They heard a door shut and the three chibis quit crying immediately. Hiei-chan and Yuu-chan gave a large grin and clapped hands. "Yea! We did it!"
Kurama-chan rubbed his head and frowned. "I wonder why Kirishima-kun was trying to scare us..." (Poor naive little kids.)
"Who cares! We need to find that big oaf and kill him!" Hiei-chan cried. He stomped out of the room with Yuu-chan and Kurama-chan following, each agreeing.
"Kuwa-kun!" Yuu-chan exclaimed as they stepped into a bathroom. "Are you here or there or in your underwear?"
"He's not here, but I am! Bwahahaha!" A second later, the cupboards burst open and and a guy that was kind of short and thin rose up. His hair was kind of straight and boring and his eyes were black. Poking out of his lips were two large fangs and he wore a cape and tight leather. "I am Sawamura, the reincarnation of Dracula! And I will kill you all with my fangs!" He bore his fangs and they glistened.
Hiei-chan snorted. "So? Look at mine!" He opened his mouth and a set of two baby fangs were there, not much of a threat.
"Er..."
Kurama-chan climbed on to the toilet and reached a shelf containing a dandelion. He ripped one of the leaves off and threw it at Sawamura. "Shinee, Dacula persons!" he cried.
The leaf grew and grew and...turned into a dandelion. It hit Sawamura on the head and he patiently wiped it off. "Hah! My turn! Super Flashlight Blind Attack!" Yuu-chan opened his flashlight and aimed it towards Sawamura's eyes. "Now! Flashlight Bonker!" He jumped on to the sink and used the pink flashlight to hit the vampire's head with it. He continued this until Hiei-chan growled and jumped on Sawamura's face.
"You have bigger fangs than me! Not allowed!" He began scratching up the 'vampire's' face harshly.
"Kya! Itai!" Sawamura glanced around and saw Kurama-chan back on the floor. He thought of something that Kuwabara told him and he inched into his pocket and threw on to the floor...
...a rubber mouse.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's a mousey! Aaaahhh! Mouses are evil!" Kurama- chan shrieked. He jumped on the toilet and tried to reach the dandelions again.
Hiei-chan and Yuu-chan stopped their bonking and scratching and jumped to help the kitsune. "Shinee, kuso nezumi!" They cried and Chibi Hiei-chan whipped out his mini-katana.
Sawamura sighed and ran out, blood falling from the scratches on his face. He tore the fangs out of his mouth and threw them out, running out the door screaming sorry to Kuwabara.
Meanwhile, the rubber mouse was dead and the three looked around for the Dracula rincarnation. Finding him nowhere, the three chibis ran out of the bathroom, leaving the dead rubber mouse to rot. The finally ran into the largest room...the living room. And they heared a moan.
"Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I'm coming to get you!" Yuu-chan turned around and his brown eyes widened again. "It's a ghostley! Ghostley! Wah!" They began running around the room, bumping into each other at times, trying to get away from the ghost.
Until the lights turned on and the ghost took off its body and was revealed to be a cracking up Kuwabara. "Hahahaha! That was so funny! Hahahaha!"
Yuu-chan started growling in anger, Hiei-chan looked at himself and called himself a coward, and Kurama-chan sniftled while telling Hiei-chan the negative.
"Bwahahahaha! That was so funny! You should have seen your faces! Especially you, Urameshi!" Kuwabara laughed, there were tears in his eyes.
Suddenly, the door opened and all four looked at it cautiously. Out stepped...
...Shizuru! To the rescue. "What's going on in here?" She glanced around and understood swiftly. "Kuwabara! You're suppose to take care of the kids, not scare the hell out of them!" He punched her fist lightly and glared at her younger brother threateningly.
Kuwabara swallowed a lump in his throat.
Hiei-chan stared at Shizuru in awe and admiration. "She said the H word too... Shizuru-neechan is so cool! Unlike the big oaf."
Kurama-chan blinked. "I think that Kuwa-kun is in trouble... Yup, Shizuru-neesan is beating him up! Is that good or bad?"
The three chibis looked at each other, ignoring the other two and they agreed on something. "It's good," they said in unison.
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So...what do you think? I'm not sure if it was as good as the first chapter, but it was longer! So...who's next? Please vote!
Hiei-
Kurama-
When you vote can you give in a suggestion? Kurama is too perfect, his might be boring and not hilarious at all! And Hiei's just hard to figure out! Please help! And WOW! Thanks for everyone who reviewed! I love you all! Aishiteru, minna-san! Wai! R&R!
MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Kuwabara!
"Hey! I like how I babysit! I love it actually!"
"Well then we'll have to make a few changes, ne, Kuwabara-kun?"
Chapter Two:
Noon-
"Now, lil chibis, take a nice nap and Kuwa-kun will be back with you after you wake-up!" Kuwabara smiled and gestured to the large bed in the bedroom.
Yuu-chan yawned and replied wearily, "'m not sleepy..."
"I went to sleep for almost eleventy hours last night! I don't wanna sleep, Kuwa-kun!" wailed Kurama-chan miserably.
"Hn," said Hiei-chan.
Kuwabara sweat-dropped. [This was NOT a part of my super plan,] he thought to himself. "When you wake-up, I'll give you a big surprise?" Kuwabara said nervously.
Yuu-chan and Kurama-chan giggled and their tiny brown and emerald eyes widened. "Hai!" The two giggled and jumped into bed, ready to fall asleep. And in a few minutes, they were breathing evenly.
Hiei-chan's eyes narrowed and he glared at the much taller Tantei. "I do not trust you one bit," he spat out simply.
Kuwabara looked nervous. "Not even because the fact that I am your fellow companion, helped you along several occasions, and helped you heal after being injured?"
"...no." Hiei-chan then ywaned mentally and turned in anyway, snuggling into the warm blankets and Kurama-chan. :)
"Perfect! Now time for my master plan...for revenge! Bwahahahaha-"
"If you want us to sleep then shut the hell up!" Hiei-chan cried.
Kuwabara grinned sheepishly. "Er-hai."
Yuu-chan tried to ignore the feeling in his tiny toes. He felt something crawling, but it might have been Kurama-chan or Hiei-chan. He turned over and peeked, cracking his amber eyes opened only enough to see through. But his assumptions proved him wrong. Kurama-chan and Hiei-chan weren't on the bed.
Yuu-chan sat up quickly and then crawled underneath his blankets with a flashlight in his tiny hands. Flicking it on easily, Yuu-chan searched his bed. He soon dropped the flashlight and screamed. Crawling near his feet was a giant black spider with eight long legs. But that wasn't the worst part.
Its head was actually Keiko's face! AH!
"What's wrong? Anything I can solve?"
Yuu-chan looked up and saw Hiei-chan, or whom he supposed was the little fire demon. Hiei-chan had a too-large dark green helmet on his head, flattening his hair and falling into his eyes. He wore a small...space suit? There was a brown leather belt around his waist, in the attachments were many weapons from clubs to water guns, too many to count.
"Er, what are you doing, Hiei-chan? And what's that on your helmet?" Yuu-chan asked, pointing to the top of Hiei-chan's dark green helmet. He knew what the thing was, he just needed to ask to embarrass to young one. It was a-
"You know very well what it is!" Hiei-chan fumed.
Yuu-chan snickered. "Why in the three worlds are you wearing a birthday hat on top of a battle helmet? Hahahaha!"
Hiei-chan fumed. Luckily, he was saved by a more feminine voice. "'Cause it is good luck!" Kurama-chan appeared in normal pajamas, his hair a little messy and a large grin shaping on his pale features. "It's to protect him from mouses! You see, if he comes a cross a mousey, then he can scoop it up with the birthday hat and...and..."
"I'm dressed in this because I am going out to war!" Hiei-chan cried. At Yuu-chan's confused look, he hastily explained roughly, "I woke-up first and decided to look for our surprise and you know what happened? We have been kiddy-napped! We're not in the big oaf's house anymore! We're in...We're in...a haunted house!"
Yuu-chan blinked and Kurama-chan began sobbing. "Haunted-house?" the chocolate-eyed one asked excitedly. "Sugoi! Let's go explore! Let's go explore! We can kill ghosts-"
"No we can't."
"We can stop Frankerenstan-"
"No we can't."
"We can drink Dracula's blood-"
"No we-"
"EEEW! Yuck!"
"And we can stop Doctor-"
"Urasai, Urameshi-chan no baka!" Hiei-chan cried.
Yuu-chan blinked, his thoughts of killing mythical creatures were vanished and he glared at the shorter fire demon. "Why? I was just getting to the good part!"
"I hear footsteps..." Hiei-chan and Kurama-chan whispered together. The three chibis strained their ears and tried to listen for any threats. The door opened and Yuu-chan grabbed his flashlight, waving it threateningly.
What came out was a...mummy? It was wrapped in faded yellow bandages, the mummy was as tall as the normal Yuusuke would be. It growled out and its sticky tongue hissed like a snake's. "Roar! Fear me!" it cried.
The three chibis' eyes widened. And suddenly, Yuu-chan and Kurama- chan screamed and jumped on the monster. "Wha! It's so cool! Look! No eyes! How can it see?" Kurama-chan exclaimed excitedly, poking at the spot where a normal human's eyes would be.
Yuu-chan started pulling a bandage from the mummy's neck and started unwrapping it. "What's underneath? Hm? Hm? Wah! It looks like a neck! Are you human?" He jumped and shook the mummy.
"Stop shaking!" Kurama-chan cried. But he fell on to the mummy's face and poked the eyes roughly.
"Itai! Ouch! Ah! My eyes!" the mummy dropped the two boys, (Hiei-chan caught Kurama-chan gently) he howled in agony. Hiei-chan sighed and, as the mummy ran in circles holding his eyes, he picked up a bandage and stripped the mummy of its faded clothing.
Yuu-chan howled. "Lookie! It's the mummy's true form! Kill him! We will avenge our hamburger's deaths!" Everyone stared at him strangely. "What? My hamburgers were missing!"
"Wai! It looks like Kirishima-kun!" Kurama-chan cried. "The mummy is a shaping-shifter!"
Hiei-chan growled. "All mummies must die by my hands for dropping Kurama-chan!" He jumped on the Kirishima-look-a-like. Yuu-chan picked up his flashlight and jumped on the mummy, too. Then he started bonking Kirishima on the head with it.
"Bad mummy! Bad mummy! Bad mommy! Bad mom-"
"Yuu-chan! Mummy-kun is not your 'Kaasan!" Kurama-chan giggled. He then walked closer to the mummy and poked its calf repeatedly. "Wai! This is fun!" He smiled and poked.
Kirishima no Mummy was suffering. He was being hit on the head by a flashlight, punched in the chest by Hiei-chan, and poked on the calf by our favorite redhead. He started jumping up and down, trying to knock everyone off. "Gerroff me!"
Finally, the chibi tantei-tachi were falling and each bonked their heads on the hard wooden floor. "Itai! Waaaaaaaaa~aaaaaaaaaahhhh!" The three began crying insanely and touching their tiny bumps, then crying louder.
Kirishima blinked and covered his ears. "Itai-te-te-te-te-te-te! Stop crying! Onegai! Kyaaaa!" He ran out of the room, clutching his ears and howling loudly. "Kuwabara-kun! Make them stop! Forget it! I do not want the twenty bucks! Forget it!"
They heard a door shut and the three chibis quit crying immediately. Hiei-chan and Yuu-chan gave a large grin and clapped hands. "Yea! We did it!"
Kurama-chan rubbed his head and frowned. "I wonder why Kirishima-kun was trying to scare us..." (Poor naive little kids.)
"Who cares! We need to find that big oaf and kill him!" Hiei-chan cried. He stomped out of the room with Yuu-chan and Kurama-chan following, each agreeing.
"Kuwa-kun!" Yuu-chan exclaimed as they stepped into a bathroom. "Are you here or there or in your underwear?"
"He's not here, but I am! Bwahahaha!" A second later, the cupboards burst open and and a guy that was kind of short and thin rose up. His hair was kind of straight and boring and his eyes were black. Poking out of his lips were two large fangs and he wore a cape and tight leather. "I am Sawamura, the reincarnation of Dracula! And I will kill you all with my fangs!" He bore his fangs and they glistened.
Hiei-chan snorted. "So? Look at mine!" He opened his mouth and a set of two baby fangs were there, not much of a threat.
"Er..."
Kurama-chan climbed on to the toilet and reached a shelf containing a dandelion. He ripped one of the leaves off and threw it at Sawamura. "Shinee, Dacula persons!" he cried.
The leaf grew and grew and...turned into a dandelion. It hit Sawamura on the head and he patiently wiped it off. "Hah! My turn! Super Flashlight Blind Attack!" Yuu-chan opened his flashlight and aimed it towards Sawamura's eyes. "Now! Flashlight Bonker!" He jumped on to the sink and used the pink flashlight to hit the vampire's head with it. He continued this until Hiei-chan growled and jumped on Sawamura's face.
"You have bigger fangs than me! Not allowed!" He began scratching up the 'vampire's' face harshly.
"Kya! Itai!" Sawamura glanced around and saw Kurama-chan back on the floor. He thought of something that Kuwabara told him and he inched into his pocket and threw on to the floor...
...a rubber mouse.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's a mousey! Aaaahhh! Mouses are evil!" Kurama- chan shrieked. He jumped on the toilet and tried to reach the dandelions again.
Hiei-chan and Yuu-chan stopped their bonking and scratching and jumped to help the kitsune. "Shinee, kuso nezumi!" They cried and Chibi Hiei-chan whipped out his mini-katana.
Sawamura sighed and ran out, blood falling from the scratches on his face. He tore the fangs out of his mouth and threw them out, running out the door screaming sorry to Kuwabara.
Meanwhile, the rubber mouse was dead and the three looked around for the Dracula rincarnation. Finding him nowhere, the three chibis ran out of the bathroom, leaving the dead rubber mouse to rot. The finally ran into the largest room...the living room. And they heared a moan.
"Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I'm coming to get you!" Yuu-chan turned around and his brown eyes widened again. "It's a ghostley! Ghostley! Wah!" They began running around the room, bumping into each other at times, trying to get away from the ghost.
Until the lights turned on and the ghost took off its body and was revealed to be a cracking up Kuwabara. "Hahahaha! That was so funny! Hahahaha!"
Yuu-chan started growling in anger, Hiei-chan looked at himself and called himself a coward, and Kurama-chan sniftled while telling Hiei-chan the negative.
"Bwahahahaha! That was so funny! You should have seen your faces! Especially you, Urameshi!" Kuwabara laughed, there were tears in his eyes.
Suddenly, the door opened and all four looked at it cautiously. Out stepped...
...Shizuru! To the rescue. "What's going on in here?" She glanced around and understood swiftly. "Kuwabara! You're suppose to take care of the kids, not scare the hell out of them!" He punched her fist lightly and glared at her younger brother threateningly.
Kuwabara swallowed a lump in his throat.
Hiei-chan stared at Shizuru in awe and admiration. "She said the H word too... Shizuru-neechan is so cool! Unlike the big oaf."
Kurama-chan blinked. "I think that Kuwa-kun is in trouble... Yup, Shizuru-neesan is beating him up! Is that good or bad?"
The three chibis looked at each other, ignoring the other two and they agreed on something. "It's good," they said in unison.
* * *
So...what do you think? I'm not sure if it was as good as the first chapter, but it was longer! So...who's next? Please vote!
Hiei-
Kurama-
When you vote can you give in a suggestion? Kurama is too perfect, his might be boring and not hilarious at all! And Hiei's just hard to figure out! Please help! And WOW! Thanks for everyone who reviewed! I love you all! Aishiteru, minna-san! Wai! R&R!
