Chibi Tantei!!!

MysticHakai24





THE BABYSITTER: Kurama!

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Chapter Three:

Daytime-

When Kurama had awaken, the first thing that he heard were the sounds of very hyper kids. He opened his emerald gems groggily and put on a yukata before glancing around his room. So far, normal. That was the good thing. The bad thing was that if his room was clean, then some other room was probabaly in danger. "Yuu-chan! Kuwa-chan! Hiei-chan! Where are you?" Kurama cried. Luckily for him, his mother and father were on a business trip and Shuuichi, his younger brother, had gone over to a sleepover the night before and would not be returning until tomorrow afternoon. There was a crash in the kitchen and Kurama panicked. What if the three chibis had found a sharp knife to play with? He ran down quickly and was soon hit by relief and a rice ball. The snack bounced off his head and someone giggled. "Kurama! Kurama! You finally woken-ups!" Yuu-chan cried. He stood up but was hit in the head with a riceball, too. Yuu-chan saw Kuwa-chan throwing things at him and he, in turn, grabbed a bottle Pepsi, tunnelling it at the taller chibi. Kuwa-chan grabbed it and grinned. "Gee, thankz!" He opened it, forgetting to tap it, and it sprayed in his face. Yuu-chan cackled and hit his knee. "Yuu-chan! Kuwa-chan! Where is Hiei-chan! And quit throwing food!" Kurama scolded half-heartedly. Hiei-chan, as if hearing his name, appeared behind a cabinet door. His hand was plunged in a bucket of ice cream. Every other second, he would scoop up a spoonful of the sweet treat with his bare hands and stuff it in his face. You see, Shiori, being the kind mother she was, bought lots of sweets and sugary treats to make her sons happy. But in this case, Kurama was miserable. Next to Yuu-chan was a big bucket of sugar. Some of the spilt sugar on the floor were wet, probably with someone's saliva. Eeeew. "My kitchen's a mess!" Kurama exclaimed. He needed to calm down so the redhead took a couple deep breaths and shut his eyes. "Hey, everyone! Why don't we head over to, er, the park! And have a picnic!" The tree jumped and banged their heads on the ceiling. "Picnic! Yea!" they cried. Kurama noticed that the three little ones were still in their tiny pajamas. "We change. Then we'll pack, okay?" Kurama grabbed Yuu-chan's hand and lead him upstairs. Shiori was always keeping Kurama's old things for memories' sake. Luckily, she had taken the honor to keep some of the redhead's old clothing. Kurama helped Yuu-chan out of his Reikai pajamas and helped the boy slide on a light blue shirt with short navy blue pants. "Get Kuwa-chan up here," Kurama sighed. Yuu-chan nodded and ran down the stairs. He found the carrot-headed one with a bottle of yogurt, drinking like some juice. "Kurama wants you up! Up! Up! Hahahaha!" He snatched the yogurt bottle away and took a sip, spitting it back out almost immediately. "Yuck! Eeeew!" "Nani?! Strawberry is good!" Yuu-chan glared. "Yea, but your saliva's not!" He threw the bottle at Hiei-chan's head who glared and continued eating his ice cream. "Hurry and change! I wanna go on the pikinic!" He shoved Kuwa-chan out of the kitchen. Once the redhead was gone, Hiei-chan jumped on to the table and dug into a basket. "What 'cha doin'?" Yuu-chan asked blankly. Hiei-chan glared. "The biggie oaf is gone! I can try reaching for my missing spoon without being called short!" He dug his arm in deeper and at that moment, Yuu-chan remembered someone throwing the spoon that the spiky- haired boy had been using before into the basket on the table. Kuwa-chan ran out later with a purple shirt on, a pair of black slacks, and a bag of green sugar used to make drinks and popsicles. "Shirmp- chan! Kurama wants you upstairs and he say that he'll give you this," indicating the bag of sugar, "if you go!" Hiei-chan wasted no time in snatching the sugar and running upstairs. "Hey! I wanted to keep that!" Kuwa-chan cried. He sniftled. Kurama was waiting in his room, digging out some clothes for his chibi-best friend to wear. As if on que, the Jaganshi slid into the room with a mouthful of jaded sugar. "Right, Hiei-chan. Now let me help you with- " As soon as Hiei-chan was only in his underwear, covered with black dragons, a music began playing. For some odd reason, the ice cream truck was outside. hiei-chan screamed and ran down the stairs. Without his clothes. Only in hid underwear. "Hiei-chan!" Kurama cried. He grabbed the clothes and ran down after the boy. Hiei-chan was already outside on the sidewalk, an expression of major eagerness on his young face. "Ice cream! ICE CREAM!" Hiei-chan yelled. He was grabbing some attention. One, being an adorable chibi, to, being semi-naked, and three, shouting for ice ceam like an idiot. Kurama, embarrassed, pciked the boy up with a blushing expression. The door shut behind them almost immediately after Kurama had returned Hiei-chan in the house. "Hiei-chan. Wear these clothes." Pretty soon, after much struggling and screaming, Hiei-chan was in a dark green shirt and black shorts. Kurama heard a scream and hurried into the kitchen, Hiei-chan gripping his hair tightly. Yelping, Kurama saw Yuu-chan chewing on a paper plate and Kuwa-chan drinking...milk! "D-Daijoubu desu ka, chibitachi-chan?" "We're...we're..." Kuwa-chan had tears in his eyes and a mustache on his face. "We're out of sugary scaks!" He howled and Yuu-chan joined. Hiei- chan, as soon as the information clicked, began howling along. Kurama sweat-dropped and he tried calming them down. "How about this? I'll, er, I'll give you lots of chocolate when we come home. Okay? Is that okay with you three?" Kurama had no clue where to get eh chocolates, though. "Yea!" Kurama sighed in relief. "Good." He found a basket and began filling it with food and a blanket. Yuu-chan, Kuwa-chan, and Hiei-chan watched with excited eyes. "Alright. I'm done packing. I'll change and then we can go to the park, ne?" Without waiting for an answer, Kurama ran up the stairs and vanished. Yuu-chan, on the other hand, hopped on to the table and peered into basket. "There are no snacks in here!" Kuwa-chan and Hiei-chan gasped. "No! That is too cru-el!" Kuwa-chan cried. Hiei-chan hit the redhead with a bag of potato chips. "These aren't too sugary, but they ell do just finer," Hiei-chan explained almost relunctantly. "Yeah!" And the three chibis removed all the food that the elder had packed and replaced it with not too-sugary snacks. And just in time, Kurama just came in as they hid the salads away. Kurama glanced at the seemingly too-innocent faces and worried. "Er, let's head to the park now, shall we?"

Noon

They had settled the red and white-checkered banket deep in the park where not many people traveled to. Kurama opened the picnic basket and his emerald gems widened in shock. "Wh-What?" Remembering the innocent faces made him realize that this was done by the three and only, three chibi tantei! "Chibis," he growled. Yuu-chan, Kuwa-chan, and Hiei-chan gulped and grbbed a bag of chips, popping it open, they began eating while puting innocent eyes on the elder redhead. Kurama just sighed and watched the three chibis eat everything up. "This had better end soon. I didn't know until now that babysitting was like this." Kurama then glared at himself. "Ain't I lucky? I end up with thre sugar-infested brats."

The day had passed with almost no events, which was fairly lucky for Lurama. Although, he did waste a lot of money in vain trying to get the three chibis to eat healthy food. He did try to put the healthy foods into the their mouths, but it just ended up on their shirts. "Kurama!" Kuwa-chan cried. "Where's our chocolates?" Yuu-chan said. "Yea!" Hiei-chan exclaimed. Kurama blinked. He had totally forgotten about that. "Er..." He shut his eyes and thought. Where could he get so much chocolate for three hyper chibis without wasting more money? Wasting other people's money! Yea! But that wasn't very Kurama-like. Actually, that wasn't very Shuuichi Minamino- like. "I know where!" Kurama suddenly snapped his fingers and beamed at the three. "Follow me and have your eyes in Chocolate Heaven!" Yuu-chan, Kuwa-chan, and Hiei-chan followed excitedly but their hearts drooped when Kurama came to a room in his house. "We want CHOCOLATES!" "I know," Kurama said. He dug in his pockets for some keys and unlocked the door. As soon as it clicked open, tons of chocolate boxes and other treats came filing out. "SUGOI!" Hiei-chan exclaimed. He sniffed his nose and his tiny crimsons eyes shut, savoring the smell as if it were the most beautiful in the world. Yuu-chan beamed at all the food. "Kurama! Where did all these snacks came from? I never knew you liked chocolate too!" Kurama frowned. "Everyone likes chocloate. But I didn't buy these. A bunch of kids at school gave them to me on Valentine's Day. Just eat it. I was never one for sweets." He opened the door widely and Yuu-chan and Kuwa- chan jumped in. Hiei-chan soon followed. But he couldn't help but feel jealous. Maybe he should give something to Kurama for Val-Valintime's Day, too! "Yea!" he exclaimed.

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