Chibi Tantei
By MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Hiei!
...
"Well, aren't you gonna complain?"
...
"Hn."
Chapter Four:
Daytime-
Hiei was very comfortable in the tree next to Kurama's window. As a matter of fact, he was seriously thinking of staying in this nice comfortable tree forever. And there was a very good reason. Actually, there were two very good reasons. They were both standing at the bottom of the tree.
"Hiei! Hiei! That's so cool! I want to sleep in trees too!" cried a cute Yu-chan.
"Wah! Hiei won't give me sake! Kuwa-chan need sake! And Kuwa-chan want to sweep in trwee! Wah!" Kuwa-chan began crying and many passersby stared at him.
Hiei growled. "Get away from me!" He skipped over the word 'hell', remembering what happened to Yusuke in Chapter One.
There was a sudden sound of something opening. "Oooh! Hiei is outside my window!" shouted a tiny boy with red hair. Kurama-chan giggled and fell out of the window because he had been trying to touching Hiei's black cape.
Hiei sighed and jumped down in time to catch the tiny chibi. Before he comprehended, two more tiny bodies jumped on him, one on his leg, the other hanging off his hair. Hiei tried shaking them off, but when Yu-chan lost his grip on Hiei's hair, he clung onto his neck where Hiei is still choking and suffocating from lack of breath.
"That's it!" Hiei managed to croak as he took Yu-chan into his arms. "I'm dumping you annoying brats!" Then he leapt into the tree and skipped over roofs and more trees and finally landed in front of Genkai's temple. "Yu-ki-na~!" Hiei cried. "Heh, you want to get off me now, right?" he asked the chibi detectives. He thought the ride was supposed to scare the kids.
"Again!" they all cried. "That was lots o' fun!"
Hiei growled and walked into the temple, not bothering to open the door. (He couldn't anyway. His arms were full of Yu-chan and Kurama-chan!) He saw Yukina, Genkai, and Keiko all seated around a table. They had mugs in their hands.
"Yukina, could you take these brats off my hands? I'm busy today!" Hiei asked, trying to sound polite but only making a low grumble that no one could understand and made the chibis cry. Yukina stared with a look of confusion. "Huh?" she asked.
"Could. You. Get. Rid. Of. These. Stupid. Children. For. Me. Pretty please?" Hiei groveled.
"I'm so sorry, Hiei-san. But for some strange reason, Genkai-baasan and Keiko-san and I were all glued down to the floor this morning and we cannot get unstuck." Yukina said sweetly.
(MysticHakai24: Hahahahahaha! Tough luck, Hiei!)
"And I needed to get a new dress for the dance coming up too!" Keiko murmured in disgust. Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Oh, Hiei-san! Could you do some shopping for me?" She batted her eyelashes. Hiei glared and was about to shout back when Yukina took out a small list of items. "Yes, Hiei-san, could you get some things for me, too?"
Hiei was troubled. Between being a servant for these 'women' and helping his dear sister, what could he choose? "Oh, fine."
"Good," said Genkai as she began writing something on a paper. "I need something too. Here. Be careful when you get it." Yukina gave her papers too. Keiko began writing the name of a store. "Just tell the storeowner that it's for Yukimura-san. That should clue her in." Then, each of the girls gave him some money. "And take care of the brats while you're there," Genkai said.
In shame, Hiei slumped out of the temple through the hole he made while the three chibis started smacking each other for no reason.
Minutes later, Hiei was at the mall. He did not know how he got there. MysticHakai24 does not know how he got there. All the two of us know is that the chibis started slapping Hiei too until he couldn't see where he was going and somehow ended up in the place we wanted.
Hiei checked the first list. It was for Yukina. It had some items written on it:
Ketchup, mustard,
Salt, pepper, paprika,
Butter, bird food,
The condom-ents.
Hiei had no idea what most of these things were, but he knew you served them with food. So he went into a grocery shop. It was named 'The Grocery Shop that has Items You Have No Idea What Are but You Know You Can Get Them Here.' That sounded about right to Hiei.
Once they stepped in, the chibis jumped off their car and ran around, grabbing what Hiei told them to get. Seconds later, as Hiei observed pepper and sneezes, Kuwa-chan returned. "I got the mustard! Me have mustard!" he cried excitedly. He held a yellow bottle that said MUSTARD.
"That looks right," Hiei said as he stuffed it in his cloak.
"I got the bees!" said Kurama-chan as he ran and handed Hiei the butter and bird-food. Hiei barely glanced at them and stuffed them in his cloak too. Yu-chan came and had a red bottle that read HOT SAUCE. "I got ketchup!" he smiled. Hiei nodded and stuffed it in his cloak. Then, he took a salt bottle and paprika with the pepper and also stuffed it in his cloak.
"Now the last thing," Hiei murmured. He went to the cashier and showed her the list. "What are condom-dom-ents?" She blushed and giggled and turned red that Hiei just left with the stolen products.
"Where are your purchases?" asked the guard at the door.
"She wouldn't tell me where it is," Hiei replied truthfully. He stepped through and some bells went off.
"Hey! You didn't steal anything did you?" asked the guard.
Kurama-chan saw a small red thing at the guard's waist. "Sell-fone!" he giggled. After hearing that, the guard let them be, believing Hiei's cell phone was simply ringing.
Now Hiei stared at Genkai's list. It read:
Tea bags, sake,
Cigarettes,
Wrinkle-free cream.
Hiei turned left and saw a sign that said: FOR ALL YOUR TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM, please go to this store called FOR ALL YOUR TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM.
Hiei nodded. "That looks like the perfect store."
"Hell!" Yu-chan giggled out which got into a cursing contest of the H- word and D-word between Yu-chan and Kuwa-chan since they were the only curse words they had learned in this story. Hiei found the store and went in.
"What do you want?" asked an old grandma at the counter. "We sell tea bags, sake, cigarettes, and wrinkle-free cream here. What do you want?"
Hiei looked at the list. "I need tea bags, sake, cigarettes, and wrinkle-free cream. Do you have that?"
"Exactly what we have," the grandma replied as she took the items and stuffed them in a bag. Hiei then paid for it with a grudge. He then left this store called TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM.
"One more," he said with relief as the chibis were now slapping each other again. He read Keiko's list. There was only the name of a store on it:
Dresses for all Occasions including Prom Specials.
Hiei looked up and saw a store with the same name. "What a coincidence," he said. He walked in. Yu-chan jumped down and stared at all the pretty gowns.
"Keiko going to dance with me!" Yu-chan shouted gleefully. "I choose her dress!" He then ran off somewhere.
Hiei let him be as he walked to the counter. "The dress for Yukimura- san," he recited.
"Very good," said the storeowner. He found a box and opened it. It was completely bright pink and blinding with blue straps on the back and ribbons on the sleeves, and a golden hem. "It's at a very good price too," he said.
"Put it away!" Hiei barked. "It's blinding all of my eyes!"
The storeowner quickly stuffed it back into the box. "So will that be cash or charge?" he asked in an all-business manner.
"NO!" Yu-chan came running, his arms hugging a piece of clothing. "Keiko wear this to dance with me!" The store owner took it and he let it unfold.
The dress was completely black, the sides were very in strips, the back so thin you could see through and the bottom was very tight. On the front it opened so you could see the navel. "Keiko wear this to dance with me!" Yu-chan said with exuberance.
"But," Hiei tried.
"No! ME WANT THIS FOR KEIKO! SHE MY GIRLFRIEND!"
"Fine," Hiei said, his ears deaf. First blinded and now deafened, what next? "Cash."
"Very good," the storeowner replied greedily.
"Back so fast?" said Genkai.
Hiei dropped the bag in front of the old lady. The bag said TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM on it. Genkai opened the bag. "Here's the tea bags, and here's the sake, there's the cigarettes and here is my wrinkle-free cream! Very good!"
Yukina accepted her items. "Oh, thank you Hiei-san! But...where's my ketchup? And why do I have hot sauce?" Hiei shrugged. "They're both red," he replied.
"Thank you!" she exclaimed. Kuwa-chan jumped out of Hiei's arms and into Yukina's arms happily. "I'm hungry!" he bawled. "Yukina-chan, what are condom-ents?" Keiko stifled a giggled. Genkai coughed, but Yukina shrugged. "I have no idea, Kuwa-chan. I'll fix you food!"
Yu-chan took the box and gave it to Keiko. "I choose dress myself for my girlfriend!" he cried happily. "Oh, that's so sweet!" Keiko said. She opened the box and sweat-dropped. She let it unveil itself. "Yukina-chan," she growled. "Do you need more ketchup? 'Cause there's gonna be more red things coming!" Yu-chan kept smiling, the poor soon-to-be-injured angelic child.
Kurama-chan simply smiled and saw something on the floor, crawling and squeaking. "Ack~! Mouses! Hiei! Save me! It the return of evil mouses! Help!"
Hiei took out his sword and chopped the mouse in half. Its blood spurted but Kurama-chan hugged Hiei tightly and screamed, "You were so brave! The heroic killer of mouses!"
The mouse was not the only thing to have its blood spurted. Keiko, held Yu-chan up and said to Yukina, "Yukina-chan, do you need any more ketchup?"
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Author's Notes: Well, finally! I have this chapter up! Um, a question. Do you want me to do everyone again? But if I do make more babysitting, I want to do it in pairs. E.g. Yusuke and Kuwabara baby-sit Hiei-chan and Kurama- chan. Or two babysitting two. Do you want me to do it? If I do, it won't be up for a while. I'm having trouble with the humour fics.
Please review!
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By MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Hiei!
...
"Well, aren't you gonna complain?"
...
"Hn."
Chapter Four:
Daytime-
Hiei was very comfortable in the tree next to Kurama's window. As a matter of fact, he was seriously thinking of staying in this nice comfortable tree forever. And there was a very good reason. Actually, there were two very good reasons. They were both standing at the bottom of the tree.
"Hiei! Hiei! That's so cool! I want to sleep in trees too!" cried a cute Yu-chan.
"Wah! Hiei won't give me sake! Kuwa-chan need sake! And Kuwa-chan want to sweep in trwee! Wah!" Kuwa-chan began crying and many passersby stared at him.
Hiei growled. "Get away from me!" He skipped over the word 'hell', remembering what happened to Yusuke in Chapter One.
There was a sudden sound of something opening. "Oooh! Hiei is outside my window!" shouted a tiny boy with red hair. Kurama-chan giggled and fell out of the window because he had been trying to touching Hiei's black cape.
Hiei sighed and jumped down in time to catch the tiny chibi. Before he comprehended, two more tiny bodies jumped on him, one on his leg, the other hanging off his hair. Hiei tried shaking them off, but when Yu-chan lost his grip on Hiei's hair, he clung onto his neck where Hiei is still choking and suffocating from lack of breath.
"That's it!" Hiei managed to croak as he took Yu-chan into his arms. "I'm dumping you annoying brats!" Then he leapt into the tree and skipped over roofs and more trees and finally landed in front of Genkai's temple. "Yu-ki-na~!" Hiei cried. "Heh, you want to get off me now, right?" he asked the chibi detectives. He thought the ride was supposed to scare the kids.
"Again!" they all cried. "That was lots o' fun!"
Hiei growled and walked into the temple, not bothering to open the door. (He couldn't anyway. His arms were full of Yu-chan and Kurama-chan!) He saw Yukina, Genkai, and Keiko all seated around a table. They had mugs in their hands.
"Yukina, could you take these brats off my hands? I'm busy today!" Hiei asked, trying to sound polite but only making a low grumble that no one could understand and made the chibis cry. Yukina stared with a look of confusion. "Huh?" she asked.
"Could. You. Get. Rid. Of. These. Stupid. Children. For. Me. Pretty please?" Hiei groveled.
"I'm so sorry, Hiei-san. But for some strange reason, Genkai-baasan and Keiko-san and I were all glued down to the floor this morning and we cannot get unstuck." Yukina said sweetly.
(MysticHakai24: Hahahahahaha! Tough luck, Hiei!)
"And I needed to get a new dress for the dance coming up too!" Keiko murmured in disgust. Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Oh, Hiei-san! Could you do some shopping for me?" She batted her eyelashes. Hiei glared and was about to shout back when Yukina took out a small list of items. "Yes, Hiei-san, could you get some things for me, too?"
Hiei was troubled. Between being a servant for these 'women' and helping his dear sister, what could he choose? "Oh, fine."
"Good," said Genkai as she began writing something on a paper. "I need something too. Here. Be careful when you get it." Yukina gave her papers too. Keiko began writing the name of a store. "Just tell the storeowner that it's for Yukimura-san. That should clue her in." Then, each of the girls gave him some money. "And take care of the brats while you're there," Genkai said.
In shame, Hiei slumped out of the temple through the hole he made while the three chibis started smacking each other for no reason.
Minutes later, Hiei was at the mall. He did not know how he got there. MysticHakai24 does not know how he got there. All the two of us know is that the chibis started slapping Hiei too until he couldn't see where he was going and somehow ended up in the place we wanted.
Hiei checked the first list. It was for Yukina. It had some items written on it:
Ketchup, mustard,
Salt, pepper, paprika,
Butter, bird food,
The condom-ents.
Hiei had no idea what most of these things were, but he knew you served them with food. So he went into a grocery shop. It was named 'The Grocery Shop that has Items You Have No Idea What Are but You Know You Can Get Them Here.' That sounded about right to Hiei.
Once they stepped in, the chibis jumped off their car and ran around, grabbing what Hiei told them to get. Seconds later, as Hiei observed pepper and sneezes, Kuwa-chan returned. "I got the mustard! Me have mustard!" he cried excitedly. He held a yellow bottle that said MUSTARD.
"That looks right," Hiei said as he stuffed it in his cloak.
"I got the bees!" said Kurama-chan as he ran and handed Hiei the butter and bird-food. Hiei barely glanced at them and stuffed them in his cloak too. Yu-chan came and had a red bottle that read HOT SAUCE. "I got ketchup!" he smiled. Hiei nodded and stuffed it in his cloak. Then, he took a salt bottle and paprika with the pepper and also stuffed it in his cloak.
"Now the last thing," Hiei murmured. He went to the cashier and showed her the list. "What are condom-dom-ents?" She blushed and giggled and turned red that Hiei just left with the stolen products.
"Where are your purchases?" asked the guard at the door.
"She wouldn't tell me where it is," Hiei replied truthfully. He stepped through and some bells went off.
"Hey! You didn't steal anything did you?" asked the guard.
Kurama-chan saw a small red thing at the guard's waist. "Sell-fone!" he giggled. After hearing that, the guard let them be, believing Hiei's cell phone was simply ringing.
Now Hiei stared at Genkai's list. It read:
Tea bags, sake,
Cigarettes,
Wrinkle-free cream.
Hiei turned left and saw a sign that said: FOR ALL YOUR TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM, please go to this store called FOR ALL YOUR TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM.
Hiei nodded. "That looks like the perfect store."
"Hell!" Yu-chan giggled out which got into a cursing contest of the H- word and D-word between Yu-chan and Kuwa-chan since they were the only curse words they had learned in this story. Hiei found the store and went in.
"What do you want?" asked an old grandma at the counter. "We sell tea bags, sake, cigarettes, and wrinkle-free cream here. What do you want?"
Hiei looked at the list. "I need tea bags, sake, cigarettes, and wrinkle-free cream. Do you have that?"
"Exactly what we have," the grandma replied as she took the items and stuffed them in a bag. Hiei then paid for it with a grudge. He then left this store called TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM.
"One more," he said with relief as the chibis were now slapping each other again. He read Keiko's list. There was only the name of a store on it:
Dresses for all Occasions including Prom Specials.
Hiei looked up and saw a store with the same name. "What a coincidence," he said. He walked in. Yu-chan jumped down and stared at all the pretty gowns.
"Keiko going to dance with me!" Yu-chan shouted gleefully. "I choose her dress!" He then ran off somewhere.
Hiei let him be as he walked to the counter. "The dress for Yukimura- san," he recited.
"Very good," said the storeowner. He found a box and opened it. It was completely bright pink and blinding with blue straps on the back and ribbons on the sleeves, and a golden hem. "It's at a very good price too," he said.
"Put it away!" Hiei barked. "It's blinding all of my eyes!"
The storeowner quickly stuffed it back into the box. "So will that be cash or charge?" he asked in an all-business manner.
"NO!" Yu-chan came running, his arms hugging a piece of clothing. "Keiko wear this to dance with me!" The store owner took it and he let it unfold.
The dress was completely black, the sides were very in strips, the back so thin you could see through and the bottom was very tight. On the front it opened so you could see the navel. "Keiko wear this to dance with me!" Yu-chan said with exuberance.
"But," Hiei tried.
"No! ME WANT THIS FOR KEIKO! SHE MY GIRLFRIEND!"
"Fine," Hiei said, his ears deaf. First blinded and now deafened, what next? "Cash."
"Very good," the storeowner replied greedily.
"Back so fast?" said Genkai.
Hiei dropped the bag in front of the old lady. The bag said TEA BAGS, SAKE, CIGARETTES AND WRINKLE-FREE CREAM on it. Genkai opened the bag. "Here's the tea bags, and here's the sake, there's the cigarettes and here is my wrinkle-free cream! Very good!"
Yukina accepted her items. "Oh, thank you Hiei-san! But...where's my ketchup? And why do I have hot sauce?" Hiei shrugged. "They're both red," he replied.
"Thank you!" she exclaimed. Kuwa-chan jumped out of Hiei's arms and into Yukina's arms happily. "I'm hungry!" he bawled. "Yukina-chan, what are condom-ents?" Keiko stifled a giggled. Genkai coughed, but Yukina shrugged. "I have no idea, Kuwa-chan. I'll fix you food!"
Yu-chan took the box and gave it to Keiko. "I choose dress myself for my girlfriend!" he cried happily. "Oh, that's so sweet!" Keiko said. She opened the box and sweat-dropped. She let it unveil itself. "Yukina-chan," she growled. "Do you need more ketchup? 'Cause there's gonna be more red things coming!" Yu-chan kept smiling, the poor soon-to-be-injured angelic child.
Kurama-chan simply smiled and saw something on the floor, crawling and squeaking. "Ack~! Mouses! Hiei! Save me! It the return of evil mouses! Help!"
Hiei took out his sword and chopped the mouse in half. Its blood spurted but Kurama-chan hugged Hiei tightly and screamed, "You were so brave! The heroic killer of mouses!"
The mouse was not the only thing to have its blood spurted. Keiko, held Yu-chan up and said to Yukina, "Yukina-chan, do you need any more ketchup?"
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Author's Notes: Well, finally! I have this chapter up! Um, a question. Do you want me to do everyone again? But if I do make more babysitting, I want to do it in pairs. E.g. Yusuke and Kuwabara baby-sit Hiei-chan and Kurama- chan. Or two babysitting two. Do you want me to do it? If I do, it won't be up for a while. I'm having trouble with the humour fics.
Please review!
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