The Inu Crew's Messed Up Movie!
No Way Out
Directed By Katz-Sama
Katz: Authors Note: Be aware that these movies are going to be mutilated by an Author Addicted to her Dennis Leary albums, a YouKai Lord who likes spending his time imitating people and reading long romance novels, a half breed dog human//full breed asshole, and many other weirdoes x3
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Katz again came in with her CD Player Shaking about dancing, jumping over seats and singing. Sesshoumaru looked up from his book and rolled his eyes, InuYasha and Miroku could only stare and blink. No one else took any interest.
Katz: I got an idea!
InuYasha: What now, genius.
Katz: Let us mutilate every song on this Denis Leary CD
Naraku: Not the asshole song again! NOOO!
Sango: Whiner.
Katz: Lets start with this song. Everyone! Grab a script!
Sesshoumaru picked of the script and made a half humorous look
Sesshoumaru: Pfft. Life's Gonna Suck? Oh the truth preached in this song..
Katz: PLACES!
We see Sesshoumaru talking to Rin, and Miroku in the corner with a guitar.
Sesshoumaru: Here's a song for you Rin!
Rin: Really?
Miroku starts a Guitar Beat and Sesshoumaru stands up with a smile
Sesshoumaru: Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up! Life's gonna suck when you grow up! It sucks pretty badly right now! Sing along!
InuYasha: You're gonna have to tilt the land, Cook the food, Build a home! You're gonna have to learn at school, until you're 17!
Miroku: It might 3 times as long as that..
Sango: You might have to go to war, wield a weapon, and kill a man! You might have to go to war when you get out of school!
Naraku: Don't worry kids! It gets worse!
Kagome: You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress, you're gonna be a giant mess, when you go back in time!
Naraku: OniGumo does not exist, and there is no priestess Kikyo.
You'll find out when you grow up, that InuYasha has a huge ego! Ego! Ego!
Muahahahaha!
Everyone: Ah, Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up! Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now!
Miroku: You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact, you're gonna end up hooked on smack!
Everyone: And then you're gonna die!
Everyone starts dancing around in a circle humming except for Rin who is about to burst into tears.
Sesshoumaru: And then you're gonna diiiiiieeeeee!
Katz: That was...the most beautiful thing...ever! Hey, is she gonna be okay? Someone get a tissue.
Rin by now was I a pool of tears over the fact that she had to grow up.
Sesshoumaru: Good Lord...Come on Rin, let's go, we'll get you that sugary, slurpy stuff later.
Rin: Soda?
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
Katz: Come one! Lets go! We have to finish in time for me to get home before my parents figures out I've been sneaking around!
We see Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken walking along, and Sesshoumaru turns to Jaken just as a beat starts to pick up.
Sesshoumaru: Jaken?
Jaken: Yes...Master Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: I want you to get that sword, and massacre a town!
Sesshoumaru turns to An and Un, his faithful dragon
Sesshoumaru: I want you to fly up high, high in the sky and kill them all.
Sesshoumaru turns to Rin and smiles kneeling down to her
Sesshoumaru: Th-Th-They d-d-don't deserve to live. What did they ever give to you?
Voices: Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah nah
Sesshoumaru: You know what I want you to do? I want you to go down the path to that village where that guy keeps playing that annoying instrument over and over and over again. I want you to knock on the door, and when he answers the door. I want you to stab him in the neck with a pointy stick over and over and over again...
Sesshoumaru gets hyped up at this point with fire is his eyes and screams
Sesshoumaru: Because. He. Must. PAAAAAAAYYY! Chop him up and throw him in the river, and as you leave the village, light the place on fire!
Rin and Jaken: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
Sesshoumaru appears behind InuYasha with a devious and confident smile
Sesshoumaru: You should dress up like a clown!
Sesshoumaru and InuYasha stare each other in the face and growl
Both: ARF! ARF! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We see InuYasha with his hand covering his ears while he listens to his mother.
Mother: Hi, you never called me back. I got the pictures back from
Thanksgiving. I don't know why you wear that earring. If your
father was alive I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to
Sesshoumaru yesterday. You know Sesshoumaru, your brother?
He took over as Western lord! He's got a good life now. Are you on drugs? *Gasp* Why don't you ever call me back? *Gasp* When are you gonna get married son? *Gasp* Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a wife and got yourself a house and got a kid, and got a car, and got a pet, and got a servant . . .
InuYasha: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
We see Hojo again trying to call Kagome's house sighing with a half hopeful look
Hojo: Why, why is it every time I gotta wait on fucking line
We see Kagome watching TV with an irritated look
Kagome: Why is it every time I turn on my television set I gotta see
Sally Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just
send her a check and shut her and those GOD DAMN KIDS up?
Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?
We see Naraku in his usual spaced out look
Naraku: Why, why don't they drop the bomb, right on top of everyone?
Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah nah
Everyone: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
Katz: Stop, stop, stop with the singing!
Everyone stops and blinks
Katz: Whew.
No Way Out
Directed By Katz-Sama
Katz: Authors Note: Be aware that these movies are going to be mutilated by an Author Addicted to her Dennis Leary albums, a YouKai Lord who likes spending his time imitating people and reading long romance novels, a half breed dog human//full breed asshole, and many other weirdoes x3
******************************************************
Katz again came in with her CD Player Shaking about dancing, jumping over seats and singing. Sesshoumaru looked up from his book and rolled his eyes, InuYasha and Miroku could only stare and blink. No one else took any interest.
Katz: I got an idea!
InuYasha: What now, genius.
Katz: Let us mutilate every song on this Denis Leary CD
Naraku: Not the asshole song again! NOOO!
Sango: Whiner.
Katz: Lets start with this song. Everyone! Grab a script!
Sesshoumaru picked of the script and made a half humorous look
Sesshoumaru: Pfft. Life's Gonna Suck? Oh the truth preached in this song..
Katz: PLACES!
We see Sesshoumaru talking to Rin, and Miroku in the corner with a guitar.
Sesshoumaru: Here's a song for you Rin!
Rin: Really?
Miroku starts a Guitar Beat and Sesshoumaru stands up with a smile
Sesshoumaru: Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up! Life's gonna suck when you grow up! It sucks pretty badly right now! Sing along!
InuYasha: You're gonna have to tilt the land, Cook the food, Build a home! You're gonna have to learn at school, until you're 17!
Miroku: It might 3 times as long as that..
Sango: You might have to go to war, wield a weapon, and kill a man! You might have to go to war when you get out of school!
Naraku: Don't worry kids! It gets worse!
Kagome: You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress, you're gonna be a giant mess, when you go back in time!
Naraku: OniGumo does not exist, and there is no priestess Kikyo.
You'll find out when you grow up, that InuYasha has a huge ego! Ego! Ego!
Muahahahaha!
Everyone: Ah, Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up! Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now!
Miroku: You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact, you're gonna end up hooked on smack!
Everyone: And then you're gonna die!
Everyone starts dancing around in a circle humming except for Rin who is about to burst into tears.
Sesshoumaru: And then you're gonna diiiiiieeeeee!
Katz: That was...the most beautiful thing...ever! Hey, is she gonna be okay? Someone get a tissue.
Rin by now was I a pool of tears over the fact that she had to grow up.
Sesshoumaru: Good Lord...Come on Rin, let's go, we'll get you that sugary, slurpy stuff later.
Rin: Soda?
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
Katz: Come one! Lets go! We have to finish in time for me to get home before my parents figures out I've been sneaking around!
We see Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken walking along, and Sesshoumaru turns to Jaken just as a beat starts to pick up.
Sesshoumaru: Jaken?
Jaken: Yes...Master Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: I want you to get that sword, and massacre a town!
Sesshoumaru turns to An and Un, his faithful dragon
Sesshoumaru: I want you to fly up high, high in the sky and kill them all.
Sesshoumaru turns to Rin and smiles kneeling down to her
Sesshoumaru: Th-Th-They d-d-don't deserve to live. What did they ever give to you?
Voices: Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah nah
Sesshoumaru: You know what I want you to do? I want you to go down the path to that village where that guy keeps playing that annoying instrument over and over and over again. I want you to knock on the door, and when he answers the door. I want you to stab him in the neck with a pointy stick over and over and over again...
Sesshoumaru gets hyped up at this point with fire is his eyes and screams
Sesshoumaru: Because. He. Must. PAAAAAAAYYY! Chop him up and throw him in the river, and as you leave the village, light the place on fire!
Rin and Jaken: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
Sesshoumaru appears behind InuYasha with a devious and confident smile
Sesshoumaru: You should dress up like a clown!
Sesshoumaru and InuYasha stare each other in the face and growl
Both: ARF! ARF! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We see InuYasha with his hand covering his ears while he listens to his mother.
Mother: Hi, you never called me back. I got the pictures back from
Thanksgiving. I don't know why you wear that earring. If your
father was alive I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to
Sesshoumaru yesterday. You know Sesshoumaru, your brother?
He took over as Western lord! He's got a good life now. Are you on drugs? *Gasp* Why don't you ever call me back? *Gasp* When are you gonna get married son? *Gasp* Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a wife and got yourself a house and got a kid, and got a car, and got a pet, and got a servant . . .
InuYasha: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
We see Hojo again trying to call Kagome's house sighing with a half hopeful look
Hojo: Why, why is it every time I gotta wait on fucking line
We see Kagome watching TV with an irritated look
Kagome: Why is it every time I turn on my television set I gotta see
Sally Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just
send her a check and shut her and those GOD DAMN KIDS up?
Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?
We see Naraku in his usual spaced out look
Naraku: Why, why don't they drop the bomb, right on top of everyone?
Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah nah
Everyone: Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my- Voices in my head! These are the voices in my-Voices in my head! These are, the voices in my-
Katz: Stop, stop, stop with the singing!
Everyone stops and blinks
Katz: Whew.
